in mind; the editorial side goes out to make the staff, and eventually to reach the position of manag- ing editor. And above all there is a real pride in The Daily, - a pride of teamwork. With an en- dowed and supervised newspaper, there would be, no really responsible positions open to students, and competition would disappear. Under such condi- tions ,The Daily would become in essence a faulty bulletin, instead of a student administrated newspa- per. Is not this spirit of competition, this oppor- tunity for real executive training, this pride of achievement worth keeping? !"f \ J!"l a GOLF SUP] ES AT - usively entitled to the use for credited to it or not otherwise I news published therein. nn Arbor, Michigan, as second ,$3.5SO. iding, Maynard Street. ial, 24r4. *** words, if signed, the sig- n print, but as an evidence of published in The Daily at the or mailed to The Daily office. ive no consideration. No man- writer incloses postage. ly endorse the sentiments ex- 1 not be received after 8 o'clock. BOT H ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK OING EDITOR ....... .GERGE O. BRPHY JR. OditOr ...........................Chesser M. Campbell Editorial Board.....................Lee Woodrff i orslam H. W. Hitcbcock S-H. Dakim IecMani ead Shrwood .W. Sarrnt Jr dito ..... ...........I.......A. Bernstein ito k M .. i4 r ~1MP. . ,Caabell is..........T. 3. Whinery,'L.. kern, STab each , . e4. ... .... .. ....". ..R- bert A ngell S.dir.'.................................Mary D. ane ..... .... ......,........T M as Dewey - Asistants a. Waldo Frank H. MePike Sidney B. Coates Weber 3. A. Bacon C. T. Pennoyer h Vickery W. W. Ottaway Marion B. Stahl rei rde Paul WaaLLowell S. err ~.Grnd yron Darao Marion Koch Obllerhltaer M:. A. Kaver Dorothy "Whipple . Adam e Walter Donnelly Gerald P. Ovrton F. Eliott Beata Haley dwvard ~ambrecht n MeBain Kathrine Montgomery Sara Wauler H. R.. Howlett BUSINESS STAFF , a Telephone 90, DSS MANAGER..........LEGRAND A. GAINES, JR. sing .................... ..............D. P. Joyce ;d ...................................S. unstadter ion ...........1......... *.....M. Ha t .Y~.............w............. ......Z.R. Pries 3on .'...........'...........'...............V. F. Hillery , - Assistants. Lambrecht M. M Moule H. C. Hunt Hamel, Jr. N. W. Robertson M. S. Golding Hutchinson Thos. L. Rice H. W.aHeidbreder Cross R. G. Burchell W. Cooley L. Das J. Parker ions wishing to secure information concerning news for any The Daily should tae the night editor, who has full charge e~s to be pinted' that niht., THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1921. Night Edtor-M. B. STAHL THE INSTRUCTOR imon to a certain class of college men every- is a notion of the young instructor which, if natural, is certainly rather humorous upon ation. supposition is summed up in the'sentence, i't imagine how a he-man could go in for ort of thing." The very frequent appear- f an instructor who is obviously "he" does not to shake the .student conviction. Something ust be the matter in such an instance - some- a little too complex for the amateur oh-. but there nevertheless. course this prejudice is largely misunder- ng, plus a failure to reason out the why of specializations. The instructor appears, to students, in the role of a sort of mind-your- l-q's pedant. Most of us have come from chools where the schoolma'am has been the teacher type and has. naturally put all peda- s into skirts in our private conception of the ;. Men as teachers were quite a shock to a nany of us - that is, any below the celestial >f professor. That the professor had to, through a pupa stage of his own had not ed to us. bably the instructor wouldn't want anyone to .p a defense of him. He is pretty well set in ing for his own vocation. He neither cares ce nor should make any apologies. The argu- that men take to instructing because they 't make good anywhere else is patently Void - >of and, even where true, would be in no derogatory. The world has its full quota of ss men, lawyers, doctors, artists, musicians, hat not, who would be shining failures out- heir own element-. . instructor's natural bent is teaching - quite nce, as "a matter, of fact. Some instructors e lazy; others may be cads ofone sort and r. We have a perfect right to judge them lually as men, by the standards of all men; lumped condemnation of the entire class has is but ignorance. In the broadest sense the :tor is among the most important of the specialists in our system n. for education, his s the trainer of all other specialists. THE FACTOR OF RIVAL RY financial report of the Board in Control of it Publications estimates the net profits for ar from the publications of the campus, at 20. This represents a substantial earning >lished entirely by publications under the ad- ation of students. -e have been some suggestions recently in of the creation of endowment funds for The an Daily in order that the paper may, be without advertising, and "perfected" by of the direct control of specially appointed The factor which more than any other goes :e The Daily a successful institution is the ivalry between the students working on it. usiness side competes to get the greatest CHARITY DE LUXE When the Aquitania of the Cunar4f line left Eng- land last week, it carried fifteen babies all under a year old, who are to be adopted in this country. The party was accompanied by fiv trained nurses and occupied the finest suite on the great ocean liner. These babies are destined for adoption among some of the most aristocratic and influen- ' tial homes in America, and no expense has been spared in bringing them to this country. For many years it has been the ambition of wealthy society workers and, would be social up- lifters to vie with each other in attracting the great- est attention under the pitiful guise of humanity. For years the successful politician, on somewhat the same principle, has spent a considerable portion of his time in kissing babies, as years of experience have taught him that it is as influential in pulling votes as his past record. The reasons given for the transportationof these foreign infants to our shores at such great e- pense, are the betterment of Anglo-American rela- tions and the scarcity of healthy babies for adop- tion in this country. That either of these reasons are worthy of consideration is absurd. That it should be necessary to search foreign shores for babies suitable for adoption is certainly in direct contradiction to all reports, -and it is believed that these social uplifters would not have to search very assiduously to find fifteen healthy American babies ready for them in New York state itself. The money spent in bringing these wards to our shores would have placed a hundred real American ba- bies in comfortable .homes. The old 'but still serv- icable phrase that "charity begins .at home", was never more applicable., The life of a freshman at Michigan is seventh heaven compared to the yearlings at Louisiana state. Just one example - the youngest class gets shaved bald as an annual ceremony. Awarding the Interclass games to the fresh- men is like soothing a child with a piece of candy after it has taken castor oil. Forget Her when you're near the mill race. Thne Telescope The Illusion While staying at the Treymore, He lived both fast and well, And now he thinks it tres mort, . Down at the Allenel. A Problem for the Forestry Department A metropolitan paper prints the following head- line: "WILHELM STILL CHOPPING WOOD" We wonder what he'll do for a living when Hol- land runs out of trees. -. Quoth Eppie Taff: Here lies Aurelius Marcus Gaiter, He chose the proper way to go, He stepped into an elevator, Standing twenty floors below. Science has prepared a tablet to make people grow. This revives our old childhood hope of a real "Land of Oz" where -educational courses are taken in the form of sugar-coated pills. Our Latest Song Entitled:' S"Even Cobblers Are Worthless If They Have No Soles." rrww nY i M1M r DETROIT UNITED LINES In Effect Nov. 2, 1920 Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Limited and Express cars leave for Detroit at 6:05 a. M., 7:05 a. im., 8:10 a. m., and hourly to 9:10 p. m. Limiteds to Jackson at 8:48 a. m. and every two hours to 8:48 p. m. Ex. presses at 9:48 a. m. and every two hours to 9:48 p. m. Locals to Detroit-5: 55a.m., 7:00 a.m. and every two hours to 9:00 p. M., also 11:00 p. m. To Ypsilanti onl, 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.mn., and 1:15 a.mn. Locals to Jackson-7:60 a. m., and 12:10 p.m. 1921 MAY 1921 S M T W T F 8 1 5' 3 4 ,5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 24 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 81 PANANAS We Clean, Bleach and Block Panamas., -etc., into the Late Shapes, with all new trimmings to look just like new. We don't use any acids and do only High Class Work. Factory Hat Store, 617 Packard St. Phone 1792. , I11 r , The Turkish C We go 6000 miles for the Turkish tobacco used in Murad-Why? Because -Turkish has a taste -Turkish has a mildness -Turkish has a delight-far beyond all cigarette tobaccos of all other lands- Murad gives you real enjoyment, and true delight such as no-Tobacco other than 100% Pure Turkish Tobacco can give. ' Facts -Facts -FACTS-! Tens of thousands of smokers -tens of thousands of times- have PROVEN this - "Judge for Yourself-!" ATTENTION Good money-making proposi- tionN. Something any one can do. No experience necessary. Works unusually well. Call D. HEETDERKS, 1170-M, between 6:45 and 8:00 evenings or call at 920 East Washington. AW4da4 '. Phone Orders Promptly Filled Mail Ordei Promptly Fil / df o STORE OPENS 8:30 STORE EST. 1857 FACE POWDEH R use offace powder should not be gardedmerely as a corventzonal arty/ce but asa means ofimprmving the aomplxion., Giancee ace nowderaccomplishes thispurpose without semblance ofartificiality. ghefragrance oJS6iancde $ace powder is delicatefy individual \ i .. : ~~NATtBLLS. . ROSE"Wi5IT$ Even a saint would get .sore if he heard the words, "Everything I have I owe to you", from the Hips of a pauper. Stolen Thunder "Doctor, can't you help my husband ? "What's the matter with him, madam ?" "Oh, he worries so." "About what ?" "About his money. Can't you please do some- thing for him, doctor ?"- "I think I can. Send him to me. I'll relieve him of, at least, some of his trouble." -Yonkers Statesman. News*Miscues MICHIGAN ,STUDENTS INJURED IN "SWING UP". - Bay City Times. Giving us a boost. The reason for the thousands of divorces Is a problem which this country has ndt parried; But the question is a simple one to answer, It's because so many folks have gotten married. Pam ous Closing Lines "The Rubaiyat", said the watcher on the shore as Omar sailed up the bay in his new red boat. WODWO RTIH 392 9fiA9ivenUz Vewff7rk~. r 9 All