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DIAGONAL DGS
(By E. R M.)
THE RIVER
Of rivers I have seen a lot, the Hud-
son, Thames, and Hottentot, in every
place and clime; they're all renowned
for happenings, ragattas, races, other
things, their fame is told in rhyfne.
The local river doesn't rate, its banks
were put too close by fate to hold a
great event; but cozy nooks and
shady slores are lovely, lurid, luring,
lores for those on pleasure bent.
Of young men's fancies in the
spring, love's not the most unusual
thing, that's what the poets say; but
light is hostile to romance and any
sentimental trance works better night
than day. Already at the twilight
stage begins the mooning pilgrimage
across the double bridge; with blan-
ket decking each right arm, and on
the left a maid of charm, they tread'
the narrow ridge.
Canoes float calmly in the night,
the poet's friend and love's delight,
it's nearing eight o'clock; the girl
gets in and rocks the boat, the hero
sheds his cap and coat, and shoves
off from the dock.
The music of the paddle plash, the
suction 'neath a bending lash, sense
peace and harmony;, while o'er the
gleaming, rippling shafts the sooth-
ing air of evenings wafts, a distant
melody.
Ah this is true romance my friends,
when every touch of evening lends
its beauty to the scene; when under-
neath the luiar gaze hard outlines'
fade into a haze, and all the world's
serene.
Then does the Huron 'spite its mud
look marvelous as any flood from
China to Peru; what care they for a
larger whirl, they have the night, the
moon, the girl, the water, their canoe.
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Second Thoughts
.On Junior Girls'
Seventeenth Play
"Selina Sue" Gone, But Will be Re-
membered Because of Fascinat-I
ing Musical Qualities
(By Elizabeth Vickery)
Another Junior Girls' play, "Selina
Sue," passedinto the great beyond
d curing the last week leaving behind,
to mourn its passing, many friends,
within the depths of whose memories
it will be cherished throughout the
ages as an immortal inspiration.
This seventeenth annual event was
characterized by rites more fitting to
a celebration than to a funeral occa-
sion. Music and dancing such as could
be featured at a J-hop took the. place,
of the usual weeping and wailing. The'
deceased was honored by the presence
of hundreds of people as she lay in
state two nights and one afternoon.
Varied-Was Showv
As chief mourners the 22 members
of the family were assisted by ap-
proximately 100 friends from all parts
of the globe. Notable among these
true and sympathetic friends of the'
bereaved were the old colored ser-
vants of the family, the chorus girls
so late indebted to the bemoaned, her
classmates from the university, a
group of Kentucky girls, some oriental'
acquaintances, and even four ordinary'
delivery men. who seemed clamorpus'
to pay their last respects.
Those in, attendance at the funeral'
noticed great emotion on the part ofI
the whole family, but it is said thatI
the young lovers who had come to'
know the deceased so well are particu-
larly deserving of the heart-felt solici-'
tations of the general public.r
The bier itself was but fitting for
such a state occurrence. By an altar
decked in only the best and finest, the
life of the late benefactress was sym-
bolized. Loving tributes in the form
of beautiful floral offerings from her
many admirers were displayed in the
foreground, following each public re-
view.
Following the request of the de-
ceased and her guardians, only her
girl friends were allowed to view the
remains. Her great popularity was
easily perceived from the fact that so

many chums of the other sex sought BRITISH WAR WIDOWS MARRY
admission. AGAIN-THEN LOSE PENSIONS
Dedicated to Seniors London.-British war widows are
Her entire life was dedicated to re-marrying so rapidly that the Chan-
those of the class above her. She cellor, Austen Chamberlain, expects
served them to the best of her ability to be able to reduce pensions appro-
and has thus gained an undisputed priations in this year's budget by 10,
place in the annals of her acquaintan-
ces.

000,000 pounds sterling. This, however,
is only one of the factors contributed
to the anticipated reduction but it is
stated that thousands of women made
widows by the war have again become
wives and thus automatically taken
their names off the pension list.


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ng those present at the
the Pyramids-he may
t a hand, though this is
ed the Fall of Babylon,
about the fringe of thi
loth of Gold.
re when King David
ilistines, and he saw
ighter' return from her
with the infant Moses
assed him on the streets
a turned to glance back
)n led through London
laughter.,
new him. He followed
He mourned at Hamp-
e was at Shakespeare's
As huzzas were loud on
's wedding day.j
passed him on the road
Nero burned his house.
Benvenuto Cellini dec-
s of the Sistine Chapel.
Paul Rubens paint his
asterpieces beside the
He watched Blondin
Falls on a tight-rope,
'atti drawn through the
r York in a carriage by
allowers.
e never handled pen,
isel, his place in art is
definite.
sted him leaning against
muple; Underwood and
have copyrighted him
Theodore Roosevelt on
Sagamore Hill; He has
marble on the walls of
the proximity of the
hie International News
ks in the reflected light
Harding, Lloyd George,
He waited at the door
Conference, and stood
entrance of the House
when Charles the First
y exit.
rs there when the shot
when the- police arrive.
stray bullet wings him,
he fire enagines at their
is favorite outdoor sport
t safe b'eing hoisted or
a gum machine. No
gs was ever hung with
beration to cause him
ie spot.
original, unidentified,
ading-from-left-to-right,
istory.
f he has one, is Henry

To the parent who directed and fos-
tered her tastes, and formed her char-
Iacter is due the deepest sympathy.
Under the circumstances one might
even offer appreciation and congratu-
lations for his contribution to poster-
ity. It was this parent and the eight
members of the immediate family who
understood and felt most deeply the
real sacrifices which made possible
her brilliant career.
Never-to-be-forgotten because of the
friendships she inspired and the ster-
ling qualities which she possessed the
seventeenth annual Junior Girls' play
has passed, leaving behind only happy
memories and fragments of her fasci-
nating musical nature.
STATE PLANS DISTRIBUTION
OF DIPHTHERIA ANTI-TOXIN
Lansing.-Free distribution of diph-
theria anti-toxin by the state depart-
ment of health is planned in case its
requests for funds from the legisla-
ture are met.)
According to Dr. R. M. Olin, head of
the department, the free distribution
of ariti-toxin would make absolutely
avoidable all deaths from the disease.
A laboratory for the manufacture of
anti-toxin is planned at a cost of $25,-
000, and it is estimated that the dis-
tribution can be carried on at a costj
of $12,000 annually.
NEW STRONGBOX WITH ALARM
INSIDE INVENTED BY GERMAN
Berlin.-German burglars face a
new obstacle in a strongbox which a'
Berlin inventor has just placed on the
market. The portable steel box is
equipped with an alarm which can be
set before the lid is closed.

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"I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU UP"
"Love didn't enter into our marriage. I.
was after the social josition you could give
me. Divorce would leave you free to marry
this woman who says she can, read the future.
If she can read yours then she knows you're
out of her reach-i--for I'll NEVER let you go!"

First
Nationa
Attrac-
tion

SAYS ENGLAND SHOULD LET
CLERGYMEN BECOME M.

'Ps.1

London-The Rev. Dr. Gough, Pre-,
bandry of St. Paul's cathedral, pro-
tested in an address he delivered re-
cently against the exclusion of clergy-
men from the British Parliament. He
pointed out that to be eligible for
Parliament they would first have to
give up the church.

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the fulminations of H. L.
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tion from the more curious
lent mind. He seems to
gulped rather hastily by
fem. As an antidote and
keen analysis of the gen-
offer the opening para-
.eywood Broun's comments
the New York Tribune.
L. Mencken was born the
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F. Ray Comstock and Morris Gest

Present

The Brightest Comedy Hit in Years

e was a college Senior, a foot-ball hero, president of of his class, and all
that-but he waited on table for his board. And he had the audacity to
fall in love with the heiress to the Haynes millions.
Mother was almost apopletic with rage, but Father, no snobbishness
in him insisted.that the marriage take place.
AN ALL STAR CAST WITH WALTER HIERS AND SYLVIA ASHTON
SCENES TAKEN AT THE LARRY SIMON
AN AMERICAN COLLEGE GIRL U. OF SO. CALIFORNIA IN
Miss Wanda Hawley was Shows the foot-ball game "THE HICK"
formerly a co-ed at the between Leland Stanford and
University of Washington U.S. C.-- a 10-0 victor for FOX NEWS
the latterCEOXOEE WS
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