3U f Y FEATURE SECTION RES SIC LITERARY A6F an, Fti113 SECTION TWO ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN, SUNDAY, APRIL 4, 1920 PRICE THREE -f ; :TO III IN T Docket' of ed by 20L, in the lock in the g held for murder by e, are ,it is refusal of iii the Owl, cofield. Sco- rescription, seized with should sell g propensi- nd lept the violent al- with the field out of a see a re- Lasterrlysteries CoveredIlyHats' Lots of Things Point to Importance of "Revival" Sunday By1M. B. Easter Sunday! It is a contested question whether Easter assumes importance because of a revival of religion or a revival of last year's spring clothes. One thing-Lent is over and every- body will be eating chocolate sundaes again. Another thing-What possible ex- cuse can anybody- find now for wear- ing the trusty fur coat any longer? Two other things-The river opened Thursday. Lots of other things point 'to a glor- ious time. But gather closer-let me whisper- did you know that a great many of these nifty, ehic, and naive Spring hats that you see around the Campus had their origin in either of the two great firms-Woolworth's or Kresge's. Yes, indeed-Look at the girl across the table and you'll see the braid rip- ping off. These hats come by the yard-ten= yards to the head. Please keep this a secret among 5,000. The girls don't want it known. LANGUAGE ,SHARKS Sanskrit, Old Bulgarian, Russian, Hebrew and Arabic Among Tongues .Taught Reading from left to right, the committee in charge of the 1920 J-Hop, which will be held at Waterman Gymnasium, April 9, are: Top Row-Mc- Kean, Schott, French, Marshall, Roderick; Middle Row-Kingsford, Dillon, general chairman, McGowan, Lemp; Bottom Row-Watts, Kuhen, Erblan. Campus Keeps Uncle Sam Hard Aty Work, 'Cause It's Oh So ?ar Away/! They Arranged For J-Hop GLEE AND MANDOLIN CLUB REAROY FOR LONGEST TOU VRTAKEN, 7 VISIT IMPRANIETER l On The Campus. In Other Years APRIL 4 1919-Blaze of glory marks annual J-Hop, held in Waterman gymnasium. 1916-Junior girls' play, "The Yan- kee Yogi," enthusiastically received at open performance. Men admitted for first time on record. 1905-Classes comprising the engi- neering college organize special coun- cils for regulation and control of en- gineer student affairs. First student venture of kind on campus. 1941-Coach Fielding H. Yost be- gins his first football campaign for Michigan in taking charge of spring football practice. Has charge of both baseball and football men. 1895-Law school reorganized on the "First Year," "Second Year," and "Third Year" classes plan that still' is in existence. 1892--Isuance of University Calen- dar for '91-'92 shows that 2,692 stu- dents were attending Michigan. At- tendance the largest of any college in the United States. EASERSERYICES ,HOLD WILL INAUGURATE "JOIN THE CHURCH" CAM-. PAIGN (By H. Hardy Heth)' Did you know that five or six mail carriers are employed daily just to distribute letters that bear the little blue stamp-"Special Delivery" - to expectant students? Some job-being a "special" man. You must get near to romance and be kept forever young because you are so constantly reminded of your ovn days of puppy love. Or maybe it becomes very tiresome, just getting glimpses of people who have no time -for any- thing except the billet-doux. At any rate, the carrier must gain some un- derstanding of human nature and .F ROM TH E ITUDENT MIGHT SPEND ENTIRE LIFETIME IN THIS DEPARTMENT door and im. Expecting to By Brewster P. Campbell at any second, he Language courses which one might it first, instantly be, able to take at Michigan offer but . He is now in one of the many fields open to the aiting trial for amateur statistician who insists on Legree. working up an almost incredible lly. amount of useless but somewhat in- eld isin the jail, teresting statistics. One, of the sur- Me is dead, and prising results of such a compila- 'I Drug store was tion is the fact that without so much oretical shooting. as touching the so-called "romance ook place in the languages" a student could without building watched difficulty in the selection of courses, es, in the persons spend a four-year college course at s, and all super- Michigan taking nothing but lang- Sunderland of the uages. part of the series In the compilation of this course he 3,nd trsnsactions would at no. time take less than 15 d for the benefit hours of work a semester, nor more ho try and plead than 16. Furthermore, he would not en connected with take any of the numerous courses 3 court. which are regularly given but are plete Case omitted during 1919-1920, and at the. case, a day lab- end of his four years he would not nwell, goes to a have studied all the possible courses; im a prescription but could put in at least one more se- of which he finds mester. TOWER _ _ By H.E. - J And on April 9 a Michigan man's fancies lightly turn to thoughts of home, home brew, and - the home girl. Emancipation T Oh Gov'nor Edwards, you're a' candi- In the er but that an- ecessary. This he drug store wription to the the clerk de- Variety of Tongues Greek and Latin would, of course, consume a good portion of the time he spent in this manner. But he would still have an opportunity to, take San- skrit, Old Bulgarian, Russian, Hebrew, and Arabic. Should he desire to pro- long his course and take some of the languages which are omitted for this year he could add to his list Assyrian, and Arabic, besides numerous courses in the other tongues which are not be- ing given at present. Were a man to include in hi com- plete course the "romance languages," he couldrspend practically a life time at the University bothering his head over "ec," sciences, or courses outside the language department. French, Italian, Spanish, and German fall un- der this heading naturally. But there are also included courses in Gothic, Scandinavian, and Old Norse. Add to this list the many courses in English literature, as well as the rhetoric courses, which deserve a place among language courses, and it is plain that after a life time spent in the language department of Michigan (Continued on. page 2) date. If we put your name on the White - House slate, Will you our land re-animate; Will you bring back the days of yore-- The good 'ole days of the swinging door? Somebody Lied! "I'll meet you at the nickel show." "Don't Break the News to Mother" PROLOGUE Bill's home is in Detroit. Incident- ally, he attends the U. of M. Last Sunday P. M. a car steamed up to tht facade of the "house"; a lady alighted, walked to the door and rang the bell. "Is William here?" she queried. "No, ma'am," replied the gent of '23; "Bill went home yesterday." I EPILOGUE "O-Oh-when he returns p-lease tell him that his mother called." Here's a Point to Be Scoffed At Sir-I have been informed that the Associated Press maintains a man in Holland who does nothing but wait for the ex-Kaiser to speak. What a tre- mendous loss of time and money there would be, if, when Wilhelm finally did talk, the A. P. man couldn't under- stand German. PEDRO. ' perhaps he ought to write%. an auto- biography. The special mail is about twice as heavy as it was last year. Each of the postmen average about 60 letters apiece, which means about 300 specials distributed per day. At the end of the month the total is about 9,000. which equals $90 donated to the government because Ann Arbor ,"seems so far away" or somebody just can't wait to tell him." That is not all. Nine new trucks have been ordered by the local service to care for the parcel post-the laun- dry boxes and the candy boxes and the food that gets inadequately packed and spills all along the way. Stacks 20 feet high are often blocking the post ofiice doors and, incidentally, .get- ting knocked over. The moral is that the weight upon the bottom packages is pretty heavy and many of them are insufficiently wrapped. During the summer months all this turmoil ceases, for the demands up- on the service grow very light and the mailmen can take a real vacatioi- "even as you and I." But there is one more moral. Since the opening of the second semester many addresses have been changed and studens have failed to sign the cards that notify carriers of the new location. Hence, innumerable letters have been sent to the dead letter of- fice. Which isn't a good plan-because somebody might get the idea that a lot of Michigan students are "dead." $481000 NEEDEDFOR TANK Union Swimming Pool Would be Ideal Place for Varsity Meets By R. . L. When the new swimming pool in the Union is completed Michigan will have a tank which is inferior to none in thei Conferenge. Seventy-five by thirty feet, graduated in depth, the natatorium will -furnish .ideal accom- modations for Varsity plungers and for meets with otherschools. Tiling must be done, dressing rooms must be provided, and pumping and filtering apparatus must be installed before this splendid "swimmin' hole" can be completed. Michigan and Ohio State, of all Big Ten schools, have not rtcognized swim- ming as a Varsity sport. Michigan has, this year, a strong swimming team and should the tank be ready for use next year Coach Drulard feels sure that the place of the water sport among Varsity games will se secured. Inadequate funds is given as the reason for the cessation of work on this natatorium, but it is thought by Union officials that the requisite $48,- 000 will be soon forthcoming. Easter Sunday, which has termed Join-the-church-Sunday, Sunday services at St. Andrew's Episcopal church today will start with three' celebrations of the holy comn- munion at 7, 9, and 10:30 o'clock this morning. At the last communion service, Dr. Tatlock will preach the Easter sermon. The usual afternoon service will be omitted, its place be- ing taken by the annual children's festival service, which will take place at 4 o'clock. In the evening therel will be a special service at which the Knights Templar will be in attend- ance. "On the Threshold of the Unseen" will be the topic of $ev. J. MI. Wells' Easter sermon in the Baptist church. this morning. The choir is to render the cantata, "Death and Life," by Shelly during the service. Mr. A. G. Anderson .will lead the regular young people's meeting at 6:30 o'clock this evening.0 Rev. S. S. Robins of the Unitarian' church will take for hist topic this morning "Immortal Life." At 5:45 o'clock there will be a sojial half hour and refreshments for members of the Y. P. R. U. Mr. Ray K. Immel of the oratory department will talk on' "Some Modern Fallacie's at the de- votional service held at 6:30 o'clock. Prof. Humphreys to Talk At the Easter morning service of the Presbyterian church Rev. A. Bar- rett will preach on "The Eternal Life of Love." The cantata "Life and (Continued on page 4) witness the largest accession of mem- bers to the church membership rolls that has ever joined on any one day, in the opinion of church leaders. All of next week, which in church cir- dles is known as Holy week, will be marked by special religious services of an evangelistic nature in the Prot- 'estant churches. Members of the Y. M. 1. A. and Y. W. C. A. of this city who have not transferred their mem- berships to local churches will be urg- ed to join today. a Preach Easter Sermons, been will LOS ANGELES, DENVER, DALL SALT LAKE CITY, O ITINERARY WILL CARRY MICHIGA INFORMATION BURET Two Joint Concerts with Organ] tions of Western Universities on Schedule (By Hugh W. Hitchcock) The Varsity /Glee and Mand club is to take the longest trip e made by a Michigan club when leaves for a tour of the "West . Southwest Friday morning on the 8 Michigan "Central train. Former G clubs "have several times visited West, but they have not made a ci or loop-trip of the journey as will t year's organization. The 1920 club will go to Calfr via the central route and return the southern route, along the Mexi border, and up near the Missisi river. It will visit 12 cities for r ular concerts, and put on high sch programs and informal concerts several other cities along the way. Includes Los Angeles Those cities that will be incuded the regular itinerary are: So Bend,'I nd.;St. Louis, Mo.;D en, Col.; ; Cheyenne, Wy. Salt. Lake C Utah; Berkeley and Los Ange Cal.; Phoenix, Ariz.; El Paso, Te 'ort Worth or Dallas, Tex.; Kan City, Mo.; and Chicago, Ill'. The to will take 17 days, beginning April and ending at 8 o'clock the morn of April 26, when the train will arr at Ann Arbor 'in time for early cla es on Monday. Special permission has been gra ed by the University Senate to per the club an extension of the spr vacation Vo that it may- complete trip. A special Pullman car has b chartered to take the men on the tire trip. Eight railroads will ca the club's car before it returns to A Arbor. Issue Booklet A booklet containing the comp] itinerary, entertainment schedule, of concerts, rules for the 'trip, other touring information is being sued bythe management for the of the members. An innovation on the trip this y will be a Michigan information bur conducted by the manager, harles Osius, Jr., '20, for the benefit of s dents or parents interested in the V versity. Catalogs and announceme of the different schools and colle of the University will be taken on trip, as well as publicity material, M. C. A. "freshman bibles," and ot liter'ature which will arouse inte in Michigan. Dances and banquets are to be gi by the alumni in the cities visited aid in arousing Michigan spirit am the graduates. The information bur will be equipped to advise prospeci students in high school elections : niversity entrance requirements. past years many students have b brought to Michigan by the acti' of the Glee and Mandolin club on trips, among whom were several a letes and scholars of renown. Will Display "," The huge electric block "M" t played a conspicuous part in the at setting at the local Pre-Trip con< and the Port Huron concert will hung on each stage where the c plays. Michigan songs will rrn large part of the trip progr -wl is to be the same in each place - ited. Among the numbers given will selections by the Varsity quartet, (Continued on page 4) aliy'ref uses r to return t proceeds scription in a revolver Montague - throws Scofield store bodily and the enrag- er meets friends on the i securing a revolver for goes back to ask for his 0 Famous Clothing Lines Hart, Shaffner & Marx. Society Brand.: of the ...-..._ r JUST RECEIVED RODCERS INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY JAMES MUNICIPAL FUNCTIONS 11 PHONE NUMBERS 95-916-2513 GRAHA 'S