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FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 1920.
ARINES AND RADICALISM
gan sentiment is strongly behind the
s cub in its condemnatign of anti-
tation on the campus. Nobody of
ter right to oppose disloyalty in peace
ic have fought to preserve their coun-
nr war. Such a statement was just
lave been expected from the Marines,
men who have offered themselves in
the service. But it should not be re-
:m, for it is the opinion of every real
the T in'ive'+S I

THE SUCCESSFUL DRIVE
Students of the University responded with
spirit to. the drive conducted on the campus yester-
day for the Frenchmemorial fund. The proceeds
exceed in amount all expectations of the men in
charge. One of the outstanding features of the
result is the number of. contributors to the fund,
rather than the total, which in itself was much
larger than was absolutely needed. Very few per-
sons were in evidence yesterday afternoon who
did not wear one of the little red or white tags-in-
dicating that his or her mite had gone to build a
suitable monument in France-a counterpart of our
own Statue of Liberty.
The campaign was conducted in a' short, snappy
manner and practically the whole student body was
covered. Michigan will be well represented in the
total fund which is still being raised throughout
the country.
Sir Oliver Lodge plans to return as a spirit in
20 years. This is more than John Barleycorn can
hope to do. r

We must struggle.
ous, though sinister,
Spring fever.

valiantly against the inelliflu-
influences of the omnipotent


ision of free speech is
longer in effect when
eing preached. The bill
:an liberties are founded
a shelter for those who
vcrnment which guaran-

>n the campus is a good thing--but
shaded into seditious utterance. As
nmost American universities, we
e to guard the principles we uphold.'
oyalty does not enter into tali, well
>nce a word is breathed against our
form of government, a Michigan-
atriotism should see to it that the
ted as he deserves.
ICTIONAL CLUBS
.r the. statement made that the Uni-
organized, that there are too many
lubs on the campus. Among the
ictions and right t6 exist have often
d 'are the sectional clubs-clubs
ents from the same part of the
es this criticism has been merited.
nd initiative shown by one organiza-
:r Country club-places it in a class
ae instance this club put out a high
)k in one of the Upper Peninsula
not only the local high school songs
amoUs Michigan songs were in-
*ok was paid for by advertising
ted from the merchants of the city.
i alumni in the cities keep in close
'igh schools and when the students
home during school sessions they
'o get around to the high school and
or three of them give talks to the

The Telescope
Once again we have in our midst the gurgling
Gargle. We wish it understood at the outset that
we like the Gargle. However, we must add that we
have often been accused of being very simple ir
our tastes.
. Heard' on the Campus
"Did'ja hear the Gargle's latest joke ?"
"ls it any worse than their .other onee"
Dear Noah --
*We are organizing a ball club and are castin,
about for a suitable name. What would you sug-
gest? Hi Fligh.
Why not call yourselves the "Bad Eggs." If
there is anything in a name you would then be very
hard to beat.
Reward
A reward. of one package of Wrigley's self-f
stretching gum will be given to the person who
brings to our office a photograph of the Gargle
staff. Our intention is to run this picture daily in
the Telescope, thus insuring our having something
funny in the column every day.
Some poetically inclined indiivdual doubtless in-
censed at what he considers the terrible injustice
of not being allowed to witness the histrionic abil-
ity of the junior girls has penned the following
touching ditty:
The junior girls have got a play
They think is pretty good.
They're going to play the parts of men-
Huh ! Just as if they could !
I'll bet it's going to be some show,
Imagine what it'll be;
The villyun 'll tell them where to go
In pitch 'bout in higA C.
They won't let us fellows go,
There they show some sense.
It saves them from the awful blow
Of noting-our absence.
For do they think we'd waste our time
Even if we could?
Do they suppose we'd spend a dime?-
4 They know darn well we would.
What, we ingiure plaintively, has become of the
old fashioned comedians who used to make the
rafters of the opera house ring with laughter with
this one:
First ham-Well, I saw Hamlet last night.
Second ditto-And do you really think that Ham-
let was mad?
First-He must have been. There wasn't over
$50.00 in the house.
Famous- Closing Lines
"I must be stone blind," said the geology stu-
dent who could not tell one rock from another.
NOAH COUNT.

DETROIT UNITED LINES,
(Oct. 26, 1919)
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6: a.
n., and hourly 'to9:i0-p.im.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48
a. in., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (s-x.
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:o5 a. m., 9:5 a.
m. and every two hours to 9:o p. mn, o:so
u. m. To Ypsilanti only, iz:45 p. i., my :xo
a. m. and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti.
Ypsilanti
Local Cars West Bound-7:4 a. m. and
x2:zo a. m.
Asked At Random
(Any member of the University,
professor or student, who has a ques-
tion he wishes discussed in this col-
umn may mail it to the "Asked at
Random" reporter, care of The
Daily.)
Today's question: "Do you think
It practical to try to revive the old
custom of "" men wearing their
"1's" on every possible occasion?"
Harry D. Ketchum, Grad., Student
councilman: "Yes, I am very much
in favor of. having the old custom re-
vived. In my freshman year practic-
ally all "M" men wore their letters
most of the time. They have all work-
ed hard, earned them, and they should
wear them. I realize that sometimes it
is impractical to do so, but at least the
Varsity cap can be worn. I hope to
see this plan carried through."
Lloyd R. Hirth, '20.D, Student coun-
cilman: "It seems to me proper that
the old tradition should be revived.
These athletes have worked hard and
deserve the distinction of being eligi-
ble to wear an "M." I should like to
see the present practice revised."
Ferdinand C. Bell, '21L, member of
the Athletic board: "I'm decidedly
not in favor of the wearing the "M"
as an everyday thing. I do think that
it is right, however, to wear them at
meets, s]-ing games, and other special
occasions. They look a little out of
place when worn about the campus."
Lewis R. Williams, '22, assistant
editor of the Student directory: "I
think it very advisable for athletes
to wear their "M's." It will create
interest among the students, raise the
wearer to a higher place in their opin-
ions,-and stimulate fellows to go out
for Varsity athletics."
HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS TO GIVE
THREE PLAYLETS APRIL 23-84
The class of 1920 Ann Arbor High
school will present, instead of the us-
ual classical senior play, three short
one-act playlets, "Three'Pills ina
Bottle," "The Reason Why,'" and "The
Dear Departed."
The performances will be held on
April 23 and 24 in the high school
auditorium. -Rehearsals are ow be-I
ing held for these skits under the di-
rection of Miss Lurene Osborne, of
the English department, who has di-
rected the annual seniorplay for sev-
eral years.
Ilarch Issue of Technc Delayed
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Ann Arbor Press the March issue of
the Michigan Technic will not be out
until next week.
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