SUIN FEATURE ECTION .. 1 TS ITRE S -USIC LITERARY P tr6F i. tYt 43Fitjl SECTION TWO i r.rr uruiiw wi ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN, SUNDAY, MARCH 7, 1920. PRICE PRIC. IN ONI min1 Dame Rumor Would Call Halt To lany a Wonderful Career, But- Registrar Hall Comes to the Rescue w ith an -Explanation of the Attendance Committee, that Saves the Day RB Wrrol Bnrnn - . LO] GE yPJ 4ULUAA a i4u Rumor has played a great part in the workings of human events. Great DGE men have been made and others ruined .all through the workings of this' irresponsible goddess. Right here on our own campus a horrible misap- prehension is afloat. How it originated and what kept it alive can't be discovered. The havoc it has played can be best determined by the offi- cials of the Michigan Central, the D. U, R., the trusty Ann Arbor railways, [ES and any other means of graceful exit. It's this-the idea that any student, regardless of. standing, can take lms three unexcused absences from each of his classes. Why the thought is' t preposterous, Registrar Hall said so himself. Every absence -must be ex- plained to thbe committee on absences or that body will think the students have no interest in their courses and when the end of the semester is in' sight one of three terible things will happen on that goigeous June day.' First if his marks are low and he has been hiking " up the river instead edge of to his two o'clock, he goes home on an extended vacatiop.- Says Medi Write But hey Write ugh W. Hitchcock) onling of Sir Oliver Lo more or less interest has sed . on the campus con- fameddspiritualist advo- ief, and the little known ised world after death. on incident to the secur- s information on the sub- d some facts about Sir ' are not widely known. reports show that since to the realm of spiritual has given up entirely his physicist, in which en- lined exceptional promin- the abandoning of phy- h he is said to have re- ay of his beliefs which his work in physics. in Next in order is probation. A note goes .home to father saying that un- he had better try the propinquity cure less Alfred's or Amelia's (as the use for here is a part of the letter Regis- may be) work improves he will have trar Hall sent to- every instructor in his little trouble back on his hands the Literary college. again. To the Instructor The Warned List The student .,is required to explain' The warned list is almost as bad his absences and to dlake up all work but not quite, there are many names missed to' the satisfaction of his in- here for bolting alone. Father is told structors. This duty is quite indepen- this time that a greater honor awaits. dent of and in addition to the second his child-the probation list-if he duty described below. don't watch out. There. is another To the University kind of warning, too, a verbal warn-I The student is expected to present ing in the form of a brief discussion to the Attendance} Committee (in the with the attendance committee, where Registrar's office at stated hours) ex- they do the discussing. This is for cuses for absences within two weeks. studett whose only fault is his re- .Students having an undue number of tiring nature. Father is spared anxi- unexcused absences are,"punished at ety in this case. - 'te end of the semester by being de- So if anybody has been trying out: clared ineligible for activities, by de-, the old adage about absence making duction of credit, etc. Each instruc- the heart grow fonder, and hasn't yet tor reports every absence, no matter succeeded in working up a wild case what the circumstances, and the Fac- on either his course or his instructor, ulty has made this a rule. * ..s Only Twelve Mediums : statement is also attributed to hat there are oply 12 thoroughly ble and entirely trustworthy spir- diums in the whole world. This La inclined to discredit the belief i so many confidently express e ability of the multitudous pro- d "holders of seances.' ' en approached as to his opinion piritualism through his work as ysicist, Dr. George A. Lindsay at department, said: "Although ye given the matter but little ht, it would appear to me that iature of my science makes it ssible for any treatment of spir- phenomena by physical experi- ation."' Dr. Lindsay went on to in that experiments in physics i other sciences are conducted process of elimination. , That is, e extraneous details hinging up- ber sciences are cast out. Hence, ualism cannot enter into the of physics. The two spheres- may be stated that there is a zalistic world-are entirely dis- and in no way correlated. Data Misleading f. W. B. 'Pillsbury of the psy- gy department, thinks that the at hand compiled by spiritualists ove their point are of such a na- as to be deceiving and mislead- "I believe that they write," he "Thuquestion is do they know n they prove that these writings ianate from the so called spir, caluculation of chance is an taut item in the spiritualists' of their theory, Professor Pills- explained. It was brought out according to the puajority of scientists who have made care- tudy of the life after death, t plays such a prominent part in pirtual discourses of Sir Oliver , the possibility of picturing the that something which is purely i1-as exerting force in the phy- world is extremely illogical. great majority of sentiment ex- d about the campus on the sub- f spiritualism was one of agnos- Education Deniesa could seem that the generaliza- night be drawn from these ob- ions that the more edicated' i was, that is -to say, University sors and students, the more r read he was, the less was his in spiritualism and its attri- FROM THE TOWER JUDECHARACTER i YTRAITS-.DA Professor of Psychology Working Out New Theory Circulates Thou. sand Questionnaires WILL WRITE BOOK ON RESULT OF EXPERIENTS BEING TRIED By H. Hardy Heth After palmistry has become deca- dent and all the gypsy art has died; when phrenology is a mere bore and astrology only a lover's pastime; when sororities no longer invest annually in Dream Books-why, what will hap- pen next? Uncertain indeed would appear a future where fate no longer hung upon the light lady or the dark young man of'the card pack, or upon the erratic fortune found in tea grounds? Right here at Michigan-although you may have never knwn it-there is being advanced a new theory for character reading which is quite as interesting and decidedly more logical than any other. Selects Traits Professor Henry P. Adams of the psychology department has lately con- ceived the idea that the true manner of. judging character is by selecting a few well defined traits in an individ- ual and from them drawing complete character interpretations,. Professor Adams believes that it can be proved with scientific accuracy that certain characteristics are al- ways accompanied with certain other traits, and in order to establish this fact he is now preparing mathemati- cal correlations comparing human characteristics. Questionnaireq have been circulat- ed by him for the last two years and aproximately 1,000 of them have been turned in. By the aid of corrective tables based upon the theory of prob- ability, he will classify results and attempt to ascertain the relationship of one trait of character to another. This will reveal the peculiarities of male and female, showing why -wo- men are intuitive, talkative, interest- ed in. personality, while the humle man, working with things-bricks, tools, chemicals-blunderingly chooses his associates for their 'aff ability in wine, golf or poker. ? WllaWrte Book After the new book comes out--for the experiments will eventually re- sult in a book-you will say, to the man of the street who eyes you evilly, spits in the gutter and finally asks you for a quarter, "Don't think you can fool the'likes of me. I am from a university and I know from your careless, happy-go- lucky propensities that you are at heart a poet, a temperament, an ar- tisque." And to the woman who waits in the receiving line at some swaree asking, "Your name, please?" ou will probably respond"Madam, you betray curiosity. That is a sign, of petulance, noisiness, flightines, lack of dignity and respect for others, love of the unusual and the risque." 'But doubtless the world will grow bettor from some such analysis. To Learn Each Other No longer will we judge handwrit- ing or the curve of the nose in physi-. ognomy. Shattered will be the crys- tal globes of turbaned seers and Ouija boards will become the janitor's kind- ling wood. But without all this para- phanalia men will know each other like open books-all the dark secrets and hidden sins. Of course you and I will get away from here before the book comes out. Dorothy Davenport, now Mrs. Wal- lace Reid, returns to the Paramount-, Artcraft screen, in the film- version of Robert Chambers' novel, "The Fight- ing Chance," being taken under the direction of Charles Maigne with a cast headed by Conrad Nagel and Anna Q. Nillson. In these days of tabloid living When each one of us is striving, To discern ways to earn lots of dough; Sometimes comes a moment stealing (Ting'd with faint regretful feeling) For the ways of the days long ago. Once a man could relish Dickens, Read a novel; eat the "pickin's;" Take his time-'twas no crime to be slow.- But the speed of present travel, (Some folks call it "burning gravel") Puts the man in the van who can go. Eating's dead-no more a pleasure; Sleeping's barred-we haven't leisure To recline, all -supine, breathing low. It's a rush fron1 morn till morning, And we never heed the warning That we're losing by our choosing more than dough. Nature's realm forsakes us, never; Beauty's round about us ever; There is love; and above-sunset's glow: - Life's so short! It's really tragici To be missing so much magic B our rush, and our crush. Why's it so? SHHEVS"REVEAL LIBRARYSECRETS Only Those Who Would Try For Ph. D. Penetrate Mysteries of Book Realm on Campus VOLUMES, LARGE IN SIZE AND ' GREAT IN VALUE, INTERESTING (By Edward Frederick) Books,-books to the right of you, -book* t.o the left of you,-books to the front of you,-such is the condi- tion of the stack rooms in the new general Library as you climb the stairs to take a peek at some of the rare books that are so carefully guarded-in the reserved room. But noticeably, too, around the edge of the stack rooms and next to the windows are desks, separated from each other by partitions, which are assigned to students who are can- didates for doctors degrees and to ,Members of the faculty who are doing ,research work. These study nooks, or carrels as they are called, were originated by the monks- in medieval times. Table Size Books On the fourth floor, just outside of the reserved room, are two tables which have shelves underneath con- taining ponderous books that are too large to be placed in the reserved rooms. One table contains four volumes called "The Birds of America," by John James Audubon, who was prob- ably the greatest American authority on birds. These books have water cofors from the original drawings of life sized birds, and are ,some three and a half by two and a -half feet in dimension. They -were published in 1834 and are valued at a $1,000 a volume. . The other table contains two vol- umes called "The Americaxl Edition of Boydell's Illustrations of the Drama- tic Work of Shakespeare." They were printed in 1852. Passing on into the reserved room, or rather the vault, there is a long hall with nine rooms opening off it. Each rom is fireproof. Inspecting the books in one of these rooms, there is the Samuel Jones' Calyle collection of over 300 volumes. The collection is very valuable. Sam- uel Jones was a professor here in the Medical school and after he died the University bought the books from his estate. Printed in Latin Another set is called the "Incun- abula"-books printed before - 1500. They have no title page at the. front, but a page at the end tells the au- (Continued on Page Four) Tabloid Living PLACEAMNG FoU1 JUDGE 00DD PlACES NAME ETIRLING HEAD DPON LIST TAPPAN, ANGELL AND HAVEN ARE BIGTHR1 Construct4 Policies of Foe Leaders of Education Leaves Open Path for Burton By John I 1 akin Harry Burns Hutchins. retir president of the }uiversity, will June, take his place among the great past presidents of Michig Tappan, Haven and- Angel, named Judge George G. Codd, as the Gr Three will have one more nan3 a& to the list when pesident Hutch enters private life. EaAh of these 1" great i aders education performed some spe work in th' sevelopment aM pr ress of this UnLivetsty.' ° Made Michigan Paieus. Tappan gave the fundameatal.I of the state Uii v rsityr. Oine of pre-eminent educators that thi. c"o try has produced, he made Michi unique amo'ig American colleges. was the r..al f-e:mer of the Uni- sity. Tappa's vision wa s -s vanced, and his riens so compreh sive that they have not even as- been fully 'realaed. Haven was in no degree As rema able a man as .ether his predeces: or successor, buL L was a lit c for the part:tznar time of his- term office, when a "safe and 'sane" lea was more es;ential than a truly gr one. His policy of conciliatioii del ered the University from the po bility 'of disruptiop. from interi strife. His guidance enabled Mbi gan to gain impetus for- tsolt The short administration .of A ing-President Fries was distingust by the adoption of the principle co-education' and reforms in the -ru for entrance requirements. University Develops - - It was during the presidency of 2 gell, however, that Michigan really veloped into a great University.. pansion was on so large a scale u had so varied a scope that it cani be full treated inthese columns. S fice it to say that President Hut ins took over the reins of a very plete educational institution. But he saw that to insure furt progress along academic -lines, mi was needed. In other -words,lthe' U versity had about reached its limit usefulness with the existing fac ties. So it cani be sai that Presid Hutchins' greatest service to 1 University hap -been his po i0y progress along material lies-- without losing' sight, of the acade ideal. He saw that before there co be any further progress educatioD ly, there must be new buildings many purposes. His work in this spect opens the path for the ti president. But this is not all that Presidi Hutchins' has accomplished. In first place, he has organized the alt ni as none of his predecessors e thought possible and he has seen fulfillment of the Union idea. Ti he led the University through the v period and the beginning of the construction. So we can say as did Judge Geof P. Codd at the recent dinner to Pr ident-elect Burton, in Detroit, t there is no longer any big three, the Big Four-Tappan, Haven, I gell, and Hutchins. By H. E. . - - Settled at Last stalled. Two times 850 is 1700. And An old Michigan man, graduate of the money which would have been the Engineering college, and now a expended for a new structure can be member of the Nome, Alaska, Fire used for esesutial work, such as re- Dep.t., wins first prize for the best search -in Hieroglyphics or Persian paper on Hill St. vs. Washtenaw So- Rugs. rorities. Here is the masterpiece: "I were never up much on this here PPY topic while in school but know there The movie houses are now showing has been many feuds between these new advertising pictures. two bunches of sorats T So I will set- '---- tle it now. I think Martha Cook is the best." 'P. S. "If it is all right with you, we wear rubber collars up here and mine needs repairing. In- stead of the regular prize I want a vulcanizing outfit." - It PaysTo- "Glad to meet you Mr. Hackitup. I eat at your table in the Tap Room. That's yours isn't it,'the one with your' name carved across the center?" 100 Per Cent Efficiency Now we hear cries for a new Eco- nomics Building, and the old one isn't even worn out. The new library across the way has made the Ec. fac- ulty ambitions. It is our intention to save the state a few dollars. Effi- ciency is the thing. Complete utili- zation of present equipment with a few alterations will remedy matters. By lowering the main floor ceiling 5 ft. and raising the roof 10 ft., one more floor can be added. Further- more there is too much hall and of- fice space; a pure waste. Halls and offices can be remodeled' into class-' rooms, and instead of a separate room for each professor they should be combined. With this done 850 more students can be accom'modated. But we have not finished. We'are experts; we do things. The old style benches will come out and double-decker chairs in- With or Without Bath? Available rooms in Ann Arbor are not. Something must be done to al- leviate this precarious situation. It is serious.' The Universtiy does not foster lien's dormitories; neither do we. They should be confined to the Eastern schools. Much has been written of late about a campus this, and a campus that, including a Cam- pus theater. Our plan is more prac- tical-a Campus hotel.4 The Hotel ,D'Campus will combine beauty with practicability, an impos- ing edifice towering above State street, a memorial to the men of the S. A. T. C. and the A.i A. N., during the College Conflict. The hotel can be managed like the student publica- tions thus minimizing overhead ex- pense. The Engineers can run the boilers and the elevators; the Busi- ness Ad. Dept. can furnish the office help;,the School 'of Music, the orcb.es- tra and concert labor; the lesser work' performed by bell-hops, chamber-men, porters, etc., can be delegated to freshmen. So, the entire personnel is drafted from the student body, ex- cept the house man, and he may be obtained from a local pool hall. Not only will this: hotel solve the room question, but it will promote democracy, furnish a practical course in hotel management, and last but not least, it will be an innovation. The cost of construction, according to plans, will be about $3,000,00Q. Per- haps the, landladies will contribute. II I IMII IM111111MIIli . 1111 111 11 I wVY I F .P114 1 ' '-- III I I li YY i I , I y s:. emory ks t1 raham's oth E n d s of Di g on.a W aTk