mind that the value of applause depends on the way in which it is employed. 13 f J-/x--11L t NEWSPAPER OFTHE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN ery morning except PMo dric the Unive Board in Control of Student Publications. BER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ed Press is exclusively entitled to the use for all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise aper and the Iccal news publish-ed therein he postoffice at Ann Arbor. Michigan, as second by carrier or mail~, $3.50. Arbor Press building. Maynard street ness. g6o; Editorial: 2414. >ns not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the sig- sarily tp appear in print, but as an evidence of sof events will be published -in The Daily at the Editor, if left at' or mailed to The Dailyv office nications will receive no consideration. No man eturned unless the writer incloses postage los not necessarily endorse the sentiments e . mmunications EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 ITOR.....................HARRY M. CAREY K. Ehlbert Edgar L. Rice Campbell Joseph A. Bernstein Brophy HughHitchcock .......H. Hardy Heth, Lee M. Woodruff . . .. . . .. .. .Renaud Sherwood' .John I. Dakin .~Brewster Campbell .~Robert C. Angell .Marguerite Clark ..Thomas Adams, Thornton Sargent Jr. STRICKLAND GILLILAN It is not necessary to repeat 'in advance what others have said of Strickland W. Gillilan's per- sonality and humorous genius, to bring a crowd to hear "America's foremost humorist." When Stephen Leacock, Canadian humorist-lee- turer, who was himself enthusiastically received by an Ann Arbor audience some weeks ago, adds the assertion that there is no man living who has a rep- utation equal to Mr. Gillilan as a humorist, then surely one needs no further urging to hear for him- self the author of "Finnegan." But is such worthy recommendation necessary? One need only be ac- quainted with the compositions "Sunshine and Awk- wardness," "A Sample Case of Humor" and the popular "Off Again, On Again, Finnegan" to obtain an. adequate knowledge of Gillilan's genius. It is significant that besides being a frequent con- tributor to magazines, Mr. Gillilan has spent twen- ty'five years of his life in newspaper work. It was in this extensive school where he received his early, training by "writing for the common people." In Mr. Gillilan the Oratorical as'sociation will present a truly great 'American to the University and to Ann Arbor. I GRAIJAI TWO STORES , r.. ,., DETROIT UNITED LINES (Oct. 26, igig) Between Detroit; Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6 :zo a. and hourly to 9:io p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars 48 x. in., and every hour to 9:48, P. m. (Ex- presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound- 4:os a. in., 9 :05 a. rn. and every two hours to q:os p. in., 10o:5o iM. To- Ypsilanti only, z: p. im., /:zo a. m., and- to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound--7:48 a. m. and '2:20 a. i.M Alm ARBOR CROP SUE!I Excellent CHOP SUEY from 11:3) a. m. to midnight Steaks and Chops 814 5. State 4- 1111111r111r11[tlu ill III I IIIII I k il II I11 111111111 111111611111 [11iliU111111 llII I =4JUST RECEIVED'- LLOGOG.'SLIDE RULES - Have you seen the "Rust" Lettering Scale? A Great Time Saver. - X 1.25 EmUNIVERSITY BOOKSTORES 111l1 1nn11 111 11111111111111111111 i rj, 11i itiliilliM IN 111111111 l1111 Assistants G. E. Clarke Thomas J. Whinery R. W. Wrobleski George Reindel Dorothy Monfort Minnie Muskatt winefred Biethan Rob. Sage 1. I 'Tvejoy Marion Nichols Frances Oberholtzer Astronomy classes ment this semester. certainly provide you for seeing stars. report an increased enroll- Ann Arbor's icy sidewalks with unnecessary telescopes BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 lAGER..................PAUL E. CHOLETTE .....LeGrand A. Gaines, Mark B. Covell ifled Ads.................. ....Henry Whiting . . , , ,. ,- - ' ' . . ' , .; .' ' 'E d w a r d P r i e h s ...............Curt P. Schneider, R. A. Sullivan D. P. Joyce nstadter Robt. SomIerville ay Arthur L. Glazer, wishing to secure information concerning news for any Daily should see the night editor, .who has full charge o be printed that night. ght editors for this week are Mark Ehl- aday night; Paul Shinkman, Tuesday ugh Hitchcock, Wednesday night; Edgar Thursday night; Chess Campbell, Friday seph Bernstein, Saturday night. SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1920. HAHN'S JOB Hahn, '04, new varsity trainer and as- ck coach, will come into no sinecure when es his duties at preliminary football prac- all. building and sustaining of morale) that ant gridiron item, the ; trainer's work rth as a first essential. Behind the fight- there must be physical stamina ; and be- lie the expert warning and watching of I trainer, the ever-vigilant care of inju- :. and small, the authoritative word that v of the training diet. york that, demanding for every major personal care, advice, and surgical at- at only a specialist can properly 'give. , the job demands a man whom athletes who knows them and their ways. and can their friendship while he inspires a spirit ice. Hahn would seem, if a study of his ords ground for judgment, a worthy suc- Harry Tuthill. His record as Olympic >ach at Whitman and Brown; and finally' . for five years of the Brown football hen they w-re among the cream of the s the stamp of wisdom on Coach Yost's dation and the action of the Board in Con- Jury of 12 Landlords Acquits Tenant.-Head- line. We would rather believe Professor Porta, first. The Telescope Editor's Note - The spring poem which we pub- lished yesterday, while a little premature, seems to have opened the floodgates of pent-up genius of. some of our contributors. 'k nameless bard has sent us the following with the notation that it is his latest "brain child." A perusal of it inclines one to the belief that he must have been laboring under the delusion that we are conducting an orphan or foundling asylum. Cold, wet drops ooze from thi sombre Heavens * * And drizzle upon long ridges of soot-splotched snow, Augmenting the slushy ptdddles through which The lady-learner, with meloncholy splashes, slowly Galoshes her boarding-house way. * * * * Sopping toque pulled low, the yearling, With sagacious intent, picks bis dreary* way Along the shallow side of the walk. * * * * A student ducks his snow-incrusted cheek behind Upturned collar, and trudges with expectancy to- ward The cheerful warmth of Polly Little's tea parlor. Wanted, a canoe, write 309 14 Street.Daily ad. Somebody else who probably realizes the unex- celled opportunities for boating on the sidewalks of Picturesque State Street. And Now He Wears a Black Ego Instructor-What's the meaning of alter ego? Bright stude-Other eye. Instructor-Correct; now give a sentence illus- trating its use. Bright stude--She winked her alter ego. Dar Noah: I find that I am unable to sleep Sunday morn- ings. Can you suggest some relief. H. R. A. You mighf try suggesting to your pastor that h6 ref rain from pounding the pulpit. so hard during 'he course of his sermon. Today's nomination for Chief Oiler of the Royal Order of Oil Cans goes to the bird who offers as. 'his excuse for not keeping on the campus walks the fact that "he's in' a hurry," and then turns around the next minute and shoots' the breeze with some member of the fair sex for half an hour. Asked At Random (Editor's Note-Every day four per- sons connected with the University, either students or professors, are ask- ed at random their opinion of some current topic by the "Asked At Ran- dom" reporter.) Today's question: "Do you think it would. be practical to form a soci- ety, Composed' of students, to estab- lish and run a co-operative laundry t" Prof. John W. Bradshaw: "I know of a similar organization at Harvard, which has been working very success- fully for a number of years. If started on a small scale, I see no reason why it, would not work out well at Mich- igan. Before starting such a thing, I would advise that the promotors thor- oughly investigate the present prices of the local laundries." George D. Anderson, '22L, member of the Student, council: "This seems to me like 'a good idea. If the right' men are secured to get behind it, work, and do the business, I see no reason why it shouldn't succeed.", Lloyd Johnson, '22E, associate ed- itor of the Chimes: "If other schools have seen it advantageous to support a co-operative laundry, I see no rea- son why it would not be equally ben- eficial for Michigan. It is a great idea, and should, In my opinion, be carried through." Charles Eades, '22, president sopho more lit class "I have not given the ,subject much throught and consequent- ly would not like,-to p:'Nedict its suc- cess. It seems. to be a very sound' idea. If successful, It would, besides giving employment to many students, enable all of us to save money." Tomorrow's question: "Who, In your opinion, is tie greatest moving picture actor and why?" Newark Club to (fold Meeting Tonight There will be a meeting of the New- ark, N. J., club at 7 o'clock tonight In room 306 of the Union. All members are urged to be pre- sent, as important business is to be transacted. 4 ' 1ro cr- rp ar,4vnd soft drink For college men, busi- ness mein, professional men, m en of sports- baseball, football, golf, tennis, shooting, riding. For everybody,.every- where, the year 'round, Bevo is hale refresh- ment for wholesome thirst -an invigorating soft drink.. Ideal for the atlete or the. man in physical or: mental train- ig-goon to train on and gain on. Healthful and appe.ti1ing. It must be ice cold. f ANHLEJSER-BUSCH ST. Louis Serve it cokd IE, APPLAUSE >plause is often insincere, its real purpose fre- tly forgotten, and it thus loses most of its. when employed legitimately. This one con- onal means of expressing our approval is ghtlessly abused when used for other purposes 'om othtr motives than those which it was de- d to express. applause merely the result of the common feel- f' ecstacy, a contagion which spreads over the regation ? Intelligence is irpmune to such an al of emotional fervor, yet we seem "readily d, resign our individual inclinations, and allow mind of the audience to guide our decisions. ause in such circumstances is spontaneous, but bless; the'handclapping loses its real meaning, becomes merely a refined sort of "Amen, Ter!" >wever, there is another sort of abuse far more cable than this: that affectation of approval [ is based merely on a cowardly desire not to a lack of understanding. ,This insincere ap- e is as unfortunate in result as it is unworthy otive. It gives an entertainer a wrong esti- of his audience, for -he can regard only the >bation which is uttered, notthat which is felt. more important, when really sincere appre- >n is expressed, there is no more significance For Campus news read the Mic h. Al0 igan Daily.--Av. h ~ SPR ING TTfrIE McDuff is a.chap most able; He can read a D. U. R. time table. In our qpinion, the z year old Chicago boy who has written two dramas, a 35,oo-word novel and numerous short stories, is a new kind of a boy. Yes, Clarice, you are quite right in stating that marriage prolongs life. We have several friends who would probably have died long ago if it hadn't been for their wife's income. A Sure Cure Baby won't suffer five minutes after you apply Dr. Thomas' freight train.-Ad. in Lake 'Chas., American Press. Another advantage of drinking Is that, when you are at Death's - Door it will probably take you Longer to find thekeyhole than If you were sober. I thank you. Famous Closing Lines "Ha! Another veiled threat," sneered the sultan when his ex-favorite threatened to kill him. NOAH COUNT. The season of nature's or less apparcnt. The needs awakening, is also the time and desires of 'humanity Lire for renewed effort on the affected by it in a thousand part of every wide-awake and one ways. We are pre- person. In every line of pared. to satisfy your wants business activity the effect for we are headquarters for of seasonal change is more SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES and all that goesN stay young. SPRING t t.. _ with them for young m n and m 3HIPMENTS ARRIIN 3DAILY (Next to Wuerth Theatre) 322-324 S. Main Street aen who > risk a display of provinciality, than to lower the standard of :xert the slight mental effort that