ell-tale paths across the campus, ts that were 'made by lazy feet ipters sometimes slyly vamp us e indirectness of concrete. To forsake an, as treet. We are prone to be in far too big a hurry And we think that one more track will do no harm So we just increase our speed a bit and scurry Straight across-(we always did it on the farm). Then again and then againit was so easy, We repeat the little trick till after while, We go swagging across the lawn so breezy, That the sidewalks look a little out of 'style. TWO STORES GRAHAM'S UI . ... 3 sentimeats ex- I .HARRY M. CAREY It ?Ir. .Cambl .J. P. Hart erite Clark .. Bernstein Pretty soon the campus landscape will be tinted With a shade of .green, a bright inspiring hue. Let us hope the loveliness will not be stinted By a thousand crazy pathways cutting through.- W. F. E. -The University Daily Kansan. We wonder how much of the price of admission goes to pay for those lengthy advertising films with which we are favored at all of our local movie thea- ters. Granted they are a necessary evil, it should' not be necessary to show the same films for months in order to make the audience realize the merits of certain products. DETROIT UNITED LINES (Oct. 26, 1i19) Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:1 a; in, and hourly to 9::o p. m, Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8 :48 a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex- presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:o5 a. m., g:e5 a. m. and every two hours to 9:o5 p. m., I:0s n. mn. To Ypsilanti only, x11:45 p). m., 1:10 a. mn., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. m. and '2:20 a im Just Received! Jones' Administrationo f Industrial Enter Johnson and VanMetre's Railroad Transpor1 Mead's Specifications and Engineering Rela pierce's Integral Tables. BOOKS ARRIVING DAILY K. EhlbertA ,tt ANN ARBOR CHOP SUE Y 'Excellent CHOP SUET from 11:304. .. to midnight Steaks hnd Clops. 314 S. State I . I =. UNIVERSITY SWAHRS BOOKSTORE ry . ...PAUL E. CHOLETTE r .. c....i .sr#s... ., _ .__ ................................. the Telescope 1111#111tfl111111l1111 11111H1U11111111111111.11111111111.1 We try not to be jealous but we can't help envy- ing a friend of ours. His girl is a regular beauty, she doesn't care for sweets, the movies hurt her eyes and-(interrupted by loud, ironical laughter from the gallery). ... We Hope No One,.Gets Intoxicated with Joy, Over This One "Didja hear about Jack the other night? - made a run of 4 playing 3 cushion billiards at then staggered out the room." "Lucky dog; where did .he get 'the stuff?" "He didn't have any. He was drunk wi power." ie nd Jr., Maybe It Only'Seemed That Long His married life started 'at 71 and lasted years.-Buffalo News. 69 Jiagazine RevieW Casual observers, scanning -their copy of the February Gargoyle, which made its appearance Thursday morn- ing, became slowly aware that some- thing was the mnatter. The usual varied pages of cartoon and buffoon- ery had given way to something far more severe, as if-yes, it must be- as if the statelier Chimes had been bound by mistake between the Gar- goyle's covers. A closer scrutiny, a glance at the deceitful spelling, and chuckles re- placed consternation. Gargoyle, up. to his-or her-old tricks, had satir- ized a whole issue of the Chimes, and named it the Crimes number. "Gargoyle" appears only three times in the issue: in small letters on the cover, in agate type on the contents page, an in spirit throughout-a good-natured spirit of railery that spring out in every one of the satir- ized Chimes articles, from that "Sug- gesting just a dandy system of ath- letics" to the scandalously doctored editorial page and a genuinely funny Plaziarization of "Through the Oth- er End." Indiana League Teaches Dancing The Woman's League at Indiana university is .conducting dancing class- es. The classes are held each week, and an admission of 35 cents is charg- ed. Last fall large crowds attended the classes and the League cleared from $50 to $60 each week. OF COVERALLSOV SHOP APRONS, C L C A SAPITAL COATS. WE HAVE COMPLETE ./ iso- 1 and e their eat an in- to, >r against the ti of the great I's logical op- fitted to hear that Taft to return, and Hill auditorium for hould profit greatly view of the greatly cause of Mr. Taft's e's foremost expon- to come, there are . Herbert Hoover ny possible sugges- 'ents should not be )pportunity for im-. Dear Noah:- Is there any reason why manufacturers are mak- ing muslins out of the fibre of the banana tree? A. W., The reason for this is very self-evident. Muslins made out of thefibre of the banana tree would be very easy to slip on. Again we rise to inquire, What has become of the old fashioned comedian who used to tell of how he had drawn a picture of a hen which was so real to life that when he threw the sketch in the basket it laid there? ,This higher education sure is great stuff. After you're -exposed to it instead of calling a man a thief you insert an ad. in The Daily politely ask-' ing the gentlemen who took your best hat by mis- to return it. Our Daily Novelette It was 12 o'clock. The reading room of the Union was deserted save for one man. He was slumped down in one of the luxurious upholstered chairs, his chin resting dejectedly on his breast. His listless, apathetic attitude seemed that of a man who has played for high stakes in +'e Lottery of Life only to find that he has drawn a blank.j I'. The attendant tapped him on the shoulder and said, 'You'll have to go, sir, it's closing time." The' man looked up at him with dull, hopeless eyes and nodded withotit speaking. He rose rather heavily and shuffled out of the room, a pathetic and sorry figure. Something in his look of abject hopeless ness touched my sympathy and I went over to try and comfort him. II. "Tell me about it, my boy," I said in a kindly tone. A look of suspicion dawned in his eyes to be succeded by one of relief. "I must tell some one or I'll go mad," he said in a guttural, unnatural tone./ "Last night I called up my girl and-and" he broke off rather sharply as though the incident was 'too painful to even be mentioned. Ah I had been right in my surmise. Another youthful career nip- ped in the bud by the blighting frost of a woman's wiles. I waited for him to continue the story of the wrongs he had suffered at her, hands. He con- tinued in a hesitating, faltering manner, "Last night, I called up my girl and told her a perfectly good reason why I couldn't take her to the Whitney to- night and now I've forgotten what excuse I gave her." J. W. K. "Yes, Clarice, I think a man who wears a wrist watch could rightly complain that the "time hangs heavy on his hands." Famous Closing Lines "A chants acquaintance," he muttered as he moved off with the girl he had just met at choir practice. NOAH COUNT. Wadhams "Any act of memory, whether conscious or unconscious, is a mental picture" THINK THIS OVER -- TEST IT OUT The purpose of the -o Exercises in-the new booklet "MEMORY and CONCENTRATION" is to so stimulate and train this mental faculty that it may be used at will. These Exercises do not obstruct other study; they aid fit. The few minutes of diversion is re- creative; the mental process isclarified and stimulated for the real duty of the day. It begins with kindergarten work in mental picturing. All highly cultured minds know something of the utility of this mental picturing. It trains the mind to perfect concentration, and to _remember. It will aid you in your work. STATE STREET ST( &r LIiILLIIi liii liii till till till till 1111 11111111 LE +.+1 "il . .71 Jt_?.I . -{. { J .?'l J w LEAP Y1aAR PARTY Congregational Churc)i Friday Evening February 27 I At all book stands-rc By mall with individual instruction-$1 r HUNGRY Try our home-made salads, sandwiches, roast meats, etc. Franks Quality Liver Sausage, Frankforts, RyeBread, etc. Jellies, Jams, Honey, Fish, etc. The Educational Courses, Box 98. Anna-Arbor. U BURT'S DELICATESSEN 119 E. LIBERTY ST. / , l PLEMENT ege journlism z the Michigai a feature sup- . of The Mich- [y edition will I of the usual FLATTERY 74 WASHINGTON BOULEVARD DETR OIT. IF IOU WANT A REAL "English Imported Cap" FLATTERY' HAS IT plan on N vhich week THOS. J. FLATTERY INC. 74 WASHINGTON BOULEVARD DETROIT. .