the Univer- tions. the use for not otherwise therein. ;an, as second -ds, if signed, the. Sig- but as an evidence of A in The Daily at the A to The Daily office, nsideration. o man ncloses postage. e the sentimenits ex- .....HARRY M. CAREY Brewster Campbell ohn I. Dakin ms Wornton Sargen r. .... .... ' . .... .... .. . Campbell ...... J. P, Hart ..... ... Mlarguerite Clark . .........Joseph A. Bernstein an Mark K. Ehlbert Assistants Johnson Dorothy Monfort -iam H. Riley Minnie Muskatt 1 G. Weber Anna McGurk 4. Clarke WVinefred Biethan, ert C. Angell Samuel Lamport W. Wrobleski Robert D. Sage Thomas J. Whinery 3INESS STAFF elephone 960 ................PAUL .E. CHOLETTE Lerand A. Gaines, Mark B. Covell ..H...................enry Whiting. . . .Edward Priehs .......Curt P. Schneider, R. A. Sullivan Assistants I. Heath D. P. Joyce -hund Kunstadter Robt.r ommerville Arthur L. Glazer I condition of ediment in the pipes. This sediment is dependent in amount on the amount of water running to any given part of the city. To relieve this condition, the city flushes the mains periodi- cally. A fire, necessitating a sudden increase of pressure in a certain district, may increase the sed- iment, as may other causes; but there is no dan- ger of disease, and the supply is absolutely safe. Absolutely no river water has been used in the mains since July." Citation three is the report made by the city water works department Monday night. It allays all suspicions as to the use of river water, brings admiration of the city's achievement in securing a' safe and permanent drinking supply, and tells throughout of .a determination to watch out for the safety of the public, particularly in the clause which reports that, pursuant to a recommendation of the state board of helath, a liquid chlorine outfit has been added at the Washington pumping station, in case any deterioration should ever make itself evi,; dent. Th e Telescope Having recently taken a correspondence course on "How to Be Witty Tho' in Love," we gladly pass on some of the invaluable lessons learned: LUSSON I . At the least sign of an awkward pause you say in a light, corversational tone of voice, "Well, I, didn't have to bring any wood in last night"-then pause dramatically. The girl sensing that a jest is to be sprung, registers interest. Indeed, some have been known to transcend these conversational heights and murmurs something original and start- ling such as "Really" or "Is that so?" "Yes," you reiterate, "I didn't bring any wood in last night be- cause Dad caie home with a load." You then laugh uproariously until the girl grasps the fact that this is a joke. After she coines outs of her convulsions she probably murmurs, "Oh, Charlie, you always were .such a wag," and from then on your reputa- tion as the village cutup is secure. She (trying to be polite to the stranger she has just met)-And what class are you in? He (proudly)-Class A, as he recollected that he hadn't lost a single game yet in Huston's pool tour- nament. Overheard at the "Maf" (Pathe Weekly. showing the rather frail King George and his buxom wife), hoarse whisper be- hind us-"No wonder they sing 'God Save the King.' " Adams Boyd Hazen Pierce- . Meade - - Co RIetz and Cratherne 0 - R A H A TWO STORES . F information concerning news for any the night editor, who has full charge' iight. week are as follows: Joseph T night; George Brophy, mpbell, Wednesday ; Thom- ay ; Thortton Sargen Jr., FEBRUARY 25, 1920. EW WORLD triotic inspiration that was >le sincerity, spoken by an y for all Americans, the ad- . auditorium by the Honor- . yesterday afternoon marked gan's career. Not at all un- ure from the custom of not hemes into the Auditorium. nd went with the riohteous less satisfactory reaization spoken on a problem of mo- w world after the war, has and never fanciful, which, t, should not be merged in w world must be a light to )nnected with foreign affairs a broader reach than even But independence is as requi- r as in a leading individual. nner soul of- a nation must jugated to the international isibility of American citizen- )ject, and the so-called duty lary. And the, new world for its own good and as an nations. - IT'S PURE! >lzasute that.The Daily finds L discredit .one of those un- )reading rumors which is so e comfort and contentment munity. Recently a consid-' :ioning and opinionating has uposed change for the worse r. The large amount of iron r, and the slight amounts of themselves occasionally vis- s of deterioration in quality, even have caused a rather due, to failure of the springs r, the old river supply was p the difference. our glasses with the assur- good and sufficient points of nt water supply far beyond tatement of Dr. Herbert W. Pasteur institute, who ex- for the University every he city water supply has.not nstallation of the new spring ons in the sediment content appear at times, but they arp The water is absolutely safe Dear N'oah What does the poet mean when 'silent watches of the night?" I he refers to the ntract Spe cifications - College Algebra Railway Accounting rength of Materials iffy Years of Europe Integral Tables I' Interested. I. think he had in mind the clock in the corridor, of 'U" Hall which has been silent since ,io:30 of some bygone day. I know a man who before He came to college must Have been a tailor 'cause Every time something comes up Instead of making a few fitting Comments, he always makes Some cutting remark. I thank you., Oar Daily Novelette The hesitating and almost fuitive manner in which he entered the Baltimore Lunch betrayed the fact 'that it was his first visit there. He stood around in a rather bewildered way but finally took his cue from the rest of the crowd and at last man- aged to get his food and sit down. Like every one else who tries this for the first time he discovered that he had forgotten something. Leaving his food on his chair he rushed back to get the coffee which he had overlooked. Ii When he came back he was astounded to see some one occupying his clair. "I beg your pardon," he said to the intruder, "but that's my chair. The fel- low showed no signs of getting up and at last be- tween mouthfuls he managed to say in a belliger- ent tone,,"Beat it, you can't prove it." "Oh, yes, I can," said the other, his voice high-pitched and shrill with triumph. And then pointing dramati- cally to the tell-tale stain he said confidentially and alomst sympathetically, "That's my lemon pie you're sitting on." J. W. K. Alas! So Young and Yet SoHardened Howard Baker, i year old, father of three, found guilty.-Buffalo News. Why Ye Editor Has to "Stag" It Everywhere First sweet thing-So you've broken off. your engagement with Jack. Second dittoYes, I had to. He wrote such a poor love letter that I was actually ashamed to show it to the rest of the girls in the house. Prof.-Do you know why I flunked you? Stude-I can't think, sir. Prof.-Correct, young man. DETROIT UNITED LINES (Oct. A ,1919) Between Detroit Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:0o a. m., and hourly to 9:ro p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Car :48 a. mw, and every hour to 9:4 p. m. (Ex- presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-:os a. m., 9:$, a. m. and every two hours to g:bs p. M., io:So p. mn. To Ypsilanti onl, sx :ig P. min.,:1:Io a. m.. andto Saline cange t Yjilanti." Ypsilanti. Localcan west Bnnd.4 4s a. m. and I2:m ap.,n. INTERCURCH DIRIVE BEGINS AT LANSING . Beginning a campaign for a closer unity among all evangelical Protestant churches, the Interchurch World movement-represented by 2,000 min- isters from. all evangelical denomina- tions in the state of I ehigan will meet in conference at Lansing today. Dr. Earl North, secretary of the movement in Michigan, in outlining the object of the movement said: "I believe it is possible tha we shall be able to make years of ordinary pro- gress in our three days' effort to bring about a more general Christian pro- gram of co-operation. We aim toward a practical working program for the churches, to have the great denomina- tional bodies so relate their activities to teach other as to ontain the highest effectiveness for the church as a whole.' "There is no tendency to infringe upon the rightful independence o any members. But there is a greater gain for all in co-opertion ratheir than in competition. We wril work for a unit- ed front and the unity of action which, after years of discouragement brought victory to the allies." JAZZ MUSIC HEARD THROUGH NEW WIRELESS INSTRUMENT Bufalo, N. Y., Feb., 24.-"Jasz by wireless" is the latest word in the advancement of music. According to reports of amateur wireless operators of Baualo and the vicinity, instead of the usual series of dots and dashes, they have been stur- prised to hear a series of the latest musical numbers. This. is due to the use of a new device said to have been operated by Charles Klinck, of Bufa- lo. The apparatus permits transmis- sion of the tones of the1 prdinary phonograph with .startling clearness and distinctness of tone. One may now hear, over the wire- less, songs varying frop the latest jazz music to the harmonious tones of Galli-Curci or Caruso. PROFESSOR CLAIMS GEIyMANY CANNOT FULFILTI TREATY London, Feb. 23.-Pro. John May- nard Keynes of Cambridge university, who was the representative of the British treasury at the Versailles con- ference, maintains that the peace terms are too heavy for Germany to carry out. In his book "The Economic Consequences of the Peace" he states that efforts to enforce the terms willI have disastrous results for Europe and the world. He declares that the terms were dictated in a spirit of re- venge and, that they will react to the disadvantage of the Allies. EPIDEMIC OF BOOK WRITING' SWEEPS OVER ENTIRE WORLD London, Feb 23.-More books are being written today than ever before in the history of publishing says John' Murray, widely known publisher. "The average is better than it was 30 to 40 years ago," he added. "Great numbers of people have contracted a feverish desire to write novels, but many of them have no real knowledge of the author's craft, 'and are sadly unequal to the task they undertake." The Michigan Pally, the only sr. ing paper in nrA Arbor, coita13a am the latest campqus. ey, awnd elO news.-Adv. MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES' at Tices' Drug Store, 117 S. Main St. Fresh every Friday.-Adv. NEW LIGHTING SYSTEM TO BE PLACED IN HILL AUDITORIUM Will Keep Rays From Shining Into Eyes of Audience Audiences in Hill auditorium will no longer be annoyed by a faulty lighting system and consequent strain upon the eyes, according to a state- ment made last night by Supt. E. C. Pardon of the buildings and grounds rr C 1 4 in nittltlllltlilillttitlNi llNt lli ill lllinli Just Receivd Jones' Administration Johnson and VanMetr Ma Rail Mead's Specificationss En Pierce's Integral Table BOOKS ARRIVN WAHR'S ww -U11#11111111111'llltio llliltilliilp t' department. The proscenium lights are to be put out of use and, to take their place, 36 200-watt nitrogen lamps have been installed in the north end of the oval of lights in the ceiling. ' By the new system, a flood light will be thrown over the shoulders of the people in the audience instead of shin- ing directly in their faces. The buildings and grounds depart- ment has,, had the matter under con- sideration for about two years but for various reasons was unable to take action until the present time. MICHIGAN ROAD BUILDERS HEAR AUTHORITIES AT SMOKER Michigan road-builders, who' are holding a conference here this week, held a smoker Tuesday night in room 318 of the Union at which Horacio S. Earl, commonly known as "Good- road Earl" and as the father of the good roads, movement in Michigan, and Frank S. Rogers, State R\oad Com- missioner, spoke on the road building campaign before this state. SCHLANDERER & SEYFRIED LEAP YEAR PALRTY Cobgregational Churcl Friday Evening h1 February 27 of ad ustrial Enterprises, Pe s road Transportation, and gineering Relations, S. 1G DAILY UNIVERSITY' BOOKSTORES FIRST ANN ARBOR CHOP SUE Excellent CHOP SUEY h 11:10 a.m . to midnight Steaks and Chops 814 S I, FIRST ANN ARBOR I OF THE FEDERAL B SYSTEM -- I, arm Ep No Fl21 cas m Yu JEWELERS -of - Quality and Service. 113 E. Liberty St. Ann Arbor, Mich. OLDET NATIONAL BANK IN MICHIGAN 3 Per Cent Paid on Savings Deposits { _i tl For the' Campus A Beret >ewhere Woven DI, light y to the .' UST the thing girls! Tam, made in Europ the style originated. in one piece, all wo weight, clings as lightli hair as a snowflake. Just the thing, too, to express vigorous class patriotism. Get YouR class to adopt them. Be{ the first to put over this new vogue in college headwear. Beret Tams can be ordered in any one of the following colors through your local college dealer- COLORS: Cardinarl Golf Red Navy Blue Copenhagen Blue Tan Receda Green Hunter Green Myrtle Green White Purple Sand Brown the following declara- he Hollapd, Ackerman, ch conceived of the IF YOUR REGULAR DEALER CANNOT SUPPLY YOU WRITE DIRECT To HIRSCHBERG & COMPANY 339 FwrI AVENUE, NEW YORK s Closing ra - " o I 'It's part of thec picked a button out Lines he muttered as he ad.