THE MICHIGAI
DAILY
UNIVERItSTY
very morning except Monday during the Univer-
Board in Control of Student Publications'.
BER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
.ted Press is exclusively entitled to the use for
all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise
paper and the local news published therein.
the postoffice at Ann Arbor. Michigan, as second
by carrier or mail, $3.50.
Arbor Press building, Maynard street.
iness, 960; Editorial, 2414. !
ions not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the sig-
*sarily to appear in print, but as an evidencesof
!s of events will be published in The Daily at the
Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office.
nications will receive no consideration. No man-
returned unless the writer incloses postage.
does not necessarily endorse the sentimeeits ex-
ommunications.
Maniaging Editor,
Phone 2414 or* io16
, Jr.....................Business Manager
Phone 96o or 2738
...Asst. Managing Editor
............ City Eitor
. Sports Editor
. Women's Editor.
tein .......................Telegraph Editor
EDITORIAL BOARD
n H. Hardy Heth
.ne, Jr..................Advertising Manager
. Issue 1Manager
............................. Office Manager
...........................Publication Manager
r .......................Circulation Manager
.......................Subscription Manager,
................................. M usic Editoi
.Literary Editor
.~Exchange Editor
.. Campaign Editor
1 ..........................Efficiency Editor
HOW TO KILL AN ASSOCIATION
I. DON'T come to the meetings.
2. If you do come, come late.
3. If the weather doesn't suit you, do-'t thick
of coming.
4. If you do attend a meeting, find fault with
the work or the officers or other members.
5. Never accept an office, as it is easier to crit-
icize than to do things.
6. Nevertheless, get sore if you are not ap-
pointed on a committee; but if you are , do not at-
tend the committee meetings.j
7. If asked by the chairman to give your opin-
ion regarding some important matter, tell him you
have nothing to say. After the meetiig, tell every-
one how it ought to be done.
S. Do nothing more than is absolutely neces-
sary, but when other members roll up their sleeves
and willingly, unselfishly use their ability to help
matters along, howl that the association is run by a
clique.
9. Hold back your dues as long as possible or
don't pay at all.
io. Don't bother about getting new members.
"Let George'do it."-Ann Arbor Commercial Club
Bulletin.
I. "At" okS and UPhoto,
$llbum ns.at
GRAHAM
BOTH ENDS OF THE
DIAGONAL WALK
F
Our
which
idea of a useless industry is that concern
manufactures the buckles for galoshes
ISSUE EDITORS
Thomas HT. Adams
Ge*7,rge Brophy
Brewster Campbell
John I. Dakin
EDITORIAL STAFF
R. W. Wrobleski
Samuel Lamport
Anna McGurk
winefred Biethan
Dorothy Monfort
Minnie Muskatt
Robert C. Angell
Robert D. Sage
Thomas J. Whinery
NESS STAFF
e Farnui
rd Newton
In Hill
,D. P. Joyce
Robt. Somerville
Arthur L, Glazer
F. M. Heath
nation concerning news
e issue editor, who has
night.
for
full
Ij ,;
r the week are as follows:
Monday night; Thomas H.
Brewster P. Campbell,
ge Brophy, Th-rTsday night;
night; Thornton Sargent,
SUNDAY, JANUARY 25, 1920.
NEW GROUND TO BREAK'
ile the campus was resounding with blows of
ier, riveter, and chisel during construction
e new library and Union, some of us were
to grumble, "When will Michigan get built ?''
ame spirit in all likelihood prevailed during
tire noisy and almost unbroken period of de-
aient which produced the new Engineering,
istry, and Natural Science buildiigs, Helen
erry and Martha Cook residences, Alumni
rial hall, anduHill auditorium.
the present lull we have time to stop and real-
w truly these sounds of building are voices of
Tniversity's progress. A proud satisfaction
s from the thought that this is only a halt;
n a short time old structures will be coming
to make way for Michigan's further advance;.
pade and pick will again wake the campus
i in the process of breaking ground for the
at direction will the coming construction
It is possible only to conjecture from the
which seem most important today.
apletion of Betsy Barbour residence and open-
to view and access by the removal of West
ill be the first step, and the Board of Regents
:t the first day of the school year 1920-192I
date when the new dormitory will be oc-
l and the old structure taken out of its "front
This need filled, speculation naturally turns
possibility of men's dormitories as the next
ce in solving the housing problem.
wded conditions cramping the increasingly
:ant work of the Education 'department point
other road of progress in the construction of
rate Education building, including a working
school taught by students under supervision,
:lone in the state normal s.chools. Tappan
y this move, would be released for the use
History department.
1olition of ethe old Economics building and,
uction on the same'spot of a truly suitable
for the department of business administra-
eserves consideration: Along with this might
o the razing of the old Engineering building
e starting of work on a new structure which
house properly both the literary and engi-
g Rhetoric departments, thus obviating also
atinuedconfusion which results from scatter-
rough other buildings' the classes once held in
hall and the Press building.
gestions only, but certain of realization at
a part, these thoughts for the future outline
gram consistent with the spirit of the true
;an-a spirit that knows no standing still in
The Telescope
A Pre xam Lament
For now, brethren, sad days are come **
Desolation hath spread over the land * * *
Woe appeareth among the children of Michigan,
Moving like to a ghostly virgin through the city.
Sorrow stalketh about the bleak campus **
Scattering ashes of remorse from a flaming horn.
And' Gloom, her eyes bright and luminous with
:'victory
Hath all with her shroud-like, sable pall enveloped.
The discipline of Diligence girdles his mind with
strength
Steeling his heart with courage * * * filled with
the lust.
Of battle * . * * thus accoutered he fares bravely
forth.
But. alas ! those who have to Bacchus and the God-
dess of
Terpsichore ,slavish adulation rendered * * * *
"Ihe future stretches before them in Stygian black-
ness * *
.Well they ken Retribution, inevitable, hath come.
A relentless, implacable Shylock must be appeased
The Nemesis of those finals looms up hideously be-
fore them.
Professor Reeves (introducing Stephen Lea-
cock)-You could hardly expect a perspn who has
lived on whale blubber for four years to have a
sense of humor.
Probably meaning you can't become humorous
by "chewing the. fat."
Dear Noah:-
What do those African head hunters do with the
heads of their victims. Interested.
While we are not certain of this, we surmise that
they -probably make noodle soup of them.
If Amy had not crammed her head so full of
evening clothes, secret closets and clandestine
meetings perhaps she would have recognized the
fact that her mother could have friends without
being unconventional.-Daily story.
Well, anyway, they couldn't accuse Amy of be-
ing empty-headed.
Maybe They Didn't Have Any Schools at the Place
He Went To
At' the age of 14 Mark Twain's father died and
after this his education was sadly neglected.-Fromn
a Freshman Theme.
The railrpad company is doing everything possi-
ble to conserve coal. Towards this end they have
ceased heating the station, so that the only way
the assengers can keep warm is by stamping
around.-DeQuincey Courier
Ha, thrift stamps.
A Stranger in the Crowd
"Something queer happened to me yesterday"
"What was that ?"
"Why at the frosh mixer yesterday I actually ran
across a freshman."
Yesterday one of our readers called us a "near
wit." For the benefit of those who do not know
what a near wit is we might say that it's the fellow
who when he finds an oyster in the stew exclaims,
"Welcome, little stranger."
Famozs Closing Lines
'This makes me sore," said the pedestrian as he
limped across the streetafter being bumped by a
a xNOAH COUNT.
DETROIT UNJITED LINES
(Oct. 26, x919)
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:io a.
in., and hourly to 9: ro p. i.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48
a. m1., and every hour to 9 :4S p. l. (x
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:05 a. i., 9:o5 a.
m, and every two hours to 9:05 p. in., 1o:5
v. mn. To Ypsilanti only. xIx :4g P. rn., , :xo
a. m.. and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti.
Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. m. and
x2:2o a. m.
Razor Blades sharpened, any make,
Single edge 3c, double edge 4c.
Blades called for and delivered, Ohn-m
stead & Barta, 203 S. Thayer: Phone
1317-J.--Adv.
Patront"e orr av4ertlwut.
Things cooked as you like them
1 Minute Service for Breakfast
"GOOD EATS"*
609 EAST WILLIM
MENU includes
Bread and Butter
Tea, Coffee, Milk
Potatoes, Dessert
Soup-Cream of Chicken
Roast Stuffed Spring Chicken,
Cranberry Sauce .........65c
Potted Roulade of Beef--
noodles. ............35c !
Roast Lamb, Apple Jelly....40c
Roast Leg of Veal, Celery
Dressing..............40c
Roast Sirloin of Beef.......35c
Mished Potatoes
Combination Salad
Deep Cocoanut Cream Pie-
We serve Regular Meals
Sunday Night
The Books of Stephen Leacock
LITERARY LAPSES SUNSHINE SKETCHES
NONSENSE NOVELS BEHIND THE BEYOND =
FRENZIED FICTION # FURTHER FOOLISHNESS
ARCADIAN ADVENTURES OF THE IDLE RICH
_ tESSAYS AND LITERARY rSTUDIES
'MOONBEAMS FROM THE LARGER LUNACY
THE HOHENZOLLERNS IN AMERICA
THE UNSOLVED RIDDLE OF SOCIAL JUSTICE
1 5-Each
\r
UNIVERSITY
A 1BOOKSTORES
mow r mer
M Books, Albums
LYNDON & COMPANY
719 NORTH UNIVERSITY AVE.
Eastman Kodaks and Supplies
Finishing and Enlarging
I' -
PRE
-INVENTORY
S HOE SALE
WOMENS' HIGH SHOES ONLY
r
Began Yesterday-
Week More
January 24th and Continues Only, One
ClosingSaturday Janu'ary 31st - 9:30 P.'M.
If you are familiar with the HIGH QUALITY of PURFIELD'S SHOES you will
appreciate how EXTREMELY LOW THE PRICES are that we have placed on this
HIGH CLASS FOOTWEAR.
The shoes on sale are divided into 4 lots cut to $11.75, $9.85, $7.85 and $4.85 re-
spectively. Former prices on the $11.75 lot ran as high as $18.00, on the $9.85 lot as high
as $17.00 and on the $7.85 lot as high as $12.00-and of course, THEY WOULD COST
A GREAT DEAL MORE THAN OUR ORIGINAL PRICES TO DUPLI-
CATE TODAY. Knowing these facts it certainly behooves you to come and get your
share of these unusual values.
THESE PRICES ONLY GOOD UNTIL
JANUARY 31st 9:30 P.M.
Cash Only-no charges, approvals or
exchanges
a
123 E. LIBERTY ST.
Corner 4th
p.