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* graduate must plead inexperience. But when it
comes to such vast questions as the peace treaty, in
which the experience and age of a mere life-time
carry no significance, he is quite ready to place his
opinion alongside of his neighbor's with the antic-
ipation that it will receive due consideration.
THAT FIRE PERIL
Just why the University has neglected, despite
years of ever-recurring protest, to place fire escapes
on University hall and other campus buildings, has
not yet been revealed. Any observer of the nar-
row crowded corridors in Mason hall and South
wing must be aware of the danger of catastrophe.
Authorities must know how slowly the four floors
of the old structure are necessarily emptied by the
only means of egress, the cramped wooden stair-
ways. When these facts are considered, it is diffi-
cult to understand why the matter should go with-
out remedy any longer.
"hen the simplicity of providing safety is con-
sidered, continued neglect appears still more un-
worthy of such an institution as this. A fire escape
at the cast end of each of the four corridors in
the two wings, or one halfway between corridors
in each wing, should solve the trouble in University
hall. Unless the building is structurally unfitted to
support the fire escapes-which might lay the ad-
ministration open to a still more serious ,charge-
it is certainly time for action.
If it is impossible to secure funds for such pro-
tection either 'through special appropriation or
from the general budget, at least the students, whose
lives are daily jeopardized 'by lack of such protec-
tion in various campus buildings, should be told the
reason for delay.
Factories whose management is notorious for
its backwardness in every other respect are volun-
tariJy providing fire escapes as a first requisite and
a duty to those who work for them. The Univer-
sity's position will not be enviable if, in the face
of reiterated protests, it continues to lag behind
standards accepted by industrial plants, and per-
mits this fire menace to continue.

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inforinntion concerning news for
ee the issue editor, who has full
that night.
the week are as follows:
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Brewster P. Campbell,
Brophy, Thr.sday night ;
ght ; Thornton Sargent,
JARY 23, 1920.
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being made over the
e treaty," petulantly
ie in attempting to
of a c.ertain senator
significance into the

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take
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he other hand, the 'ribtine complacently
that "the men and women who distrust the
nt and the peace terms 'it pledges us to en-
arc, in the main, those whose experience of
td perhaps whose acquaintance with history
e affairs of men in practical contact, have
hem caution and restraint." In other words,
estion of the peace treaty swings, in the
between caution and recklessness, with the
e as the valiant exemplar of caution.
ever, this newspaper's concise indictment of
-sty optimism, the unseasoned judgment, and
-y moderate supply of knowledge of the
e American collegian" quite prevents us
ttempting an analysis of the question here.
o far as the sentimient of the nation's under-
te body is concerned, it appears to have al-
>een effectively expressed in the aforemen-
referendum.
do, nevertheless, take this opportunity to
that' something more than the Tribune's
and admiration" is necessary for young
a, particularly for youig America of the
and universities. That the latter are a
o be reckoned with is indisputable, at least
opinion of such men as President Wilson
-President Taft.
ermore, it should require little proof, and
y does not betoken conecit, to say that it
>usiness, and the sole business, of our in-
1s of learning to carefully consider such
ns as the peace treaty in the light of history
:sent day tendencies. If he whose business
do this, is unsuccessful, surely, we cannot
a careful consideration by the business man
usand other interests. Indeed, we are con-
:hat the judgment of the classroom and the
of which the Tribune complains so bit-
ould have nothing to lose from a compari-
h the judgment of the country's average cit-
Ind surely the editor would not infer that
stion at hand is too esoteric even for the
-ation of the average citizen!
te other hand, if the complainant believes
"matters which call for rmature judgment,".
ntry might profitably turn to its newspaper
we have only to remind him that the under-
of today will be editing his paper tomor-
, then, the life and experienice necessary to
-while opinion on national questions, to be'
luring this brief span between today and to-

And say, d' ja ever meet the college student of
popular fiction who always referred to Dad as
"pater" and whose voice "grew husky with emo-
tion" w4ienevcr he spoke of his alma mater?
Neither have we.
Dear Noah
With the increased cost of living J find it neces-
sary to increase my earning ,.capacity.' Can you
offer any good suggestion? S. M. Allpay.
Easiest thing in the world. Take a ten dollar
bill, fold it up and place it in your vest pocket be-
fore retiring at night. When you wake up next
morning take the bill out 'of the pocket and you
will find it in creases.

Noah's Nemesis
And we'll wager it's a pretty safe bet
That when young you called it cabaret.
But we do hope they make it safe
For the bird who pronounces it cafe.

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I was wrong in calling it protege.
Our Daily Novelette
Suddenly there was a scattering all along the
street. Curious heads were poked from windows
to watch this gruesome sight. Down the street
came a dog, people fleeing before him. His tongue
protruded from his mouth-a white froth was vis-
iblle on his jaws. The sight of a mad dog is enough
to strike terrdr to the bravest heart.
II'
A man was pursuing the dog. Yes, some cour-
ageous soul was literaly rushing in where heroes
feared to tread. It was indeed an edifying sight to
see a being who could so rise above fear that he
was willing to endanger his life in an effort to save
th- lives of others. The hearts of the onlookers
went out to this dauntless soul ; none there were
who were not touched by his act of heroism.
III
,The man at last seeing that pursuit was useless
stopped. The crowd with loud cries of approval
and approbation gathered around the hero. But our
modest hero seemed unmindful of the plaudits of
the crowd. Indeed, like all truly great men, he
seemed rather adverse to being rendered slavish'
homage in public. As he strode throu h the crowd
he muttered, "If I ever catch that dog swiping cream
puffs from my bakeshop again I'll kill him."
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J. W. K.
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