use for 4herwise n. ard the sentiments ex- Managing Editor governed and a prime object of the ballot. To the same extent that compromise is an outgrowth of the "rule of the majority," so is it to be fostered by those whose interests are the interests of the community and vice versa. Consequently, it is with a feeling that we are pursuing a policy of safe conservatism that we choose the course of compronise. The. results of the Intercollegiate Treaty Referendum seem to in- dicate that this reasoning exists among the under- graduate body of the United States. CRAMMING FOR EXAMS Just a little word of warning now. Only three more weeks until those "beloved" examinations are upon us-and he who falters is lost in the dark depths of Flunkdom. Don't put off until tomorrow that much nedded review-do it now. Procrasti- nation is the watch word of failure. Some people follow, the motto, "Don't do today what may -be done tomorrow"--but as a rule that class is com- posed of "nixies." If you are behind in any of your lessons, three weeks of comprehensive study should place you out of the danger zone. This word of warning may- seem a bit early, but it is given with the best of in- tentions.-Washburn Review. Yesterday was the -twentieth day of the twen- tieth year of the twentieth century, according to, the office statistician. Jan. 19, 1819, was the last simi- lar phenomenon and Jan. 21, 2021, will be the next. one; as near as we can figure. It seems they oc- cur about every ioi years. "Leacock Opposed to Working and Goinlg to Col- leg at Same Time." Quite right, Steve, it's appall- ing how many people think we come to school to work ! How about McGill? POLO CLOTH NE W SRIPMI -,.at- 75C GRA HAM'S BOT] DIAC WAS. DETROIT UMITED LiNES (Oct. 26, 1919) Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:10 a. 'iii and hourly to 9:10 p. mn. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48 a. n,, and every hour to :48 P. . (Tfx presses make local slops west of Ann arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:os a.inm., s:o$ a. n. and ev fy two hnmrS to 9:05 p. "-, 10 :5 ,j. mn. To Ypsilanti only, '1 :45 P. in., t :to a. rn., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Spsilaant. Local Cars West Bound--7.:4 a. tn. and r z :2o a. mn. 'I 111lllli~1111111111111111 ,1111111111111111 f =The Books o LITERARY LAPSES NONSENSE NOVELS FRENZIED FICTION FRNZEARCADIAN ADVENT ESSAYS AND LITE] I = MOONBEAMIS FROM1 I THE. 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The prograni: Nocturne, F sharp...........Chopin Constance Ohlinger Swing High and Swing Low .. ......H.. ........... aesche Doris Howe Legende, Op. 17...... ....Wieniawski Neva Nelson / Turn Ye to Me.... ....Old Scotch Richard Gardner Three Inventions............Bach Mlargaret Strauss Concerto for Two Violins, L minor...........Bach Vivace; Largo, ma non tanto; { Allegro Bertrand Bronson and Dorothy Haymater Fugue in E minor..........Bach Anna L. Broene Vissi d'arte from "La Tosca"..Puccini Catherine Coburn If you arenat satislied, we can't be, We make "Portraits that Please" you at Derr Studlo.-Adv. Tuttl9s Lunches Nunnally's Candy Maynard St. Nor thwest Gor. Main & tE 707 North UnIversity A Courteous and 'tEAt MENT to el er, whether the acc or small. The Ann Arbor Sa Incorporate Capital and Surplu Ieo u reI,...... i s The Telescope An Announcement It is with much pleasure that we announce that the Gargle is with us again. For the benefit of those who have only been around the campus fora couple of years we might say that the Gargle is a humor magazine published once a month at the University of Michigan. In fact the Gargle, might be called a magazine of humor and mys- tery-humorous because it's awfully funny how they sell it and mysterious because even its regular readers (the proof readers) are really puzzled to know whether its jests are intended to be laughed- at. While nobody has told us that the Gargle went to press today we know it must have, because when we got to the office -today, we noticed that the air was extremely stale and musty and we knew then that the Gargle staff must have been running over this month's copy. at Quarr y's Drug The SWAIN do the For Satisfactory Amateur Finishing leave your Films 4- reason that they unpus in general nt vote-getters as other hand, men gone out for the depending upon - _z'^- I . . Athletic! )nducted an in- :h other schools and Illinois. , A . seems to com- se other schools of local. kob- Our Daily Novelette ,.I 1 of studen Although the train was bowling along at a fifty ts. mile an hour pace it seemed scarcely to be moving ur to the impatient man who chafed at every delay. -'. His impatience mounted until it seemed that he Se could scarcely restrain himself. He began nerv- rk ously pacing up and down the aisle muttering to ve himself. Passengers looked at him with pitying b- eyes; all* sensed that he was laboring under some on terrible mental strain. I I I. for Evening Dress the J-Hop the wo who ha ce is su rectors c THERE IS NO TIME FOR DELAY prQvides that no man if a member of his nager. The assistants uts in the same man- men will be encour- >sitions, knowing that ed according to their aired to risk two years d campus vote which OMPROMISE ere dompromise is the hould be able to com- portant question since President Taft's com- aty, foflowing his lec- tfurday evening. a certain confirmation legiate Treaty Refer- present an aspect of many. It had not oc- compromise might be party concerned than II This blow had come like a bolt of lightning out of clear sky. He had left his wife apparently in the best of health and now.this. And yet, even while she had been bravely bidding him goodbye she must have known something of her terrible malady. Yet with true herbism she had not murmured but had even tried to spare him pain by concealing the fact. She was indeed a wife to be proud of. :III Scarcely waiting for the train to stop he leaped off and ordered a taxi driver to drive at full speed to his home. He could easily visualize his wife, tossing about on her bed of pain not even sustained by his presence. He could almost see her pale face turned up to his--a' pathetic.,smile on her lips. For the hundredth time he took from his pocket and read the telegram which told the awful news. Here is what he read, I AM HAVING MY KIMONA CUT OUT THIS AFERNOON.-WIFEY. J. W. K. The Probable Cause of the Homeric Wars "I hear that Minerva sprung from the head of Jove." "Ha! . A sort of extract from the bean." Our garments conform to the latest styles and reveal workmanship corresponding with the perfect fit so apparent at a glance. I { Del. Grennan' CUstom Tailor 14 Nickels Arcade a Famoits Closing Lines tough to die so young," he muttered