I [VERSITY. nday during the Univer- ent Publications. 4TED PRESS j entitled to the use for ed to it or not otherwise published therein. >or, Michigan, as second Maynard street., 'vds, if signed, the sig- but as an evidence of hed in The Daily at the led to The Daily offce. consideration. N o mnn incloses postage. orse the sentimets ex ....... Managing Editor Phone 2414 or 1o16 ..r.Business Manager Phone 960 0r .2738 ............ .Asst. Managing Editor Cty Editor i..Spors Editor Women's Editor ..Telegraph Editor EDITORIAL BOARD H, Hardy Heth Jr. .................Advertising Manager .Issue Manager ~Office Manager .Publication Manager' .Circulation Manager .Subscription Manager ..... Music Editor .Literary Editor ......Exchiange Editor Campaign Editor ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...Efficiency Editor on the campus, is probably carrying the idea too far. There is one thing, however, that must be con- stantly remembered by the students of the Univer- sity in connection with the athletic problem. That is, that there is' not one phase of the problem that all the students of the University cannot take an active part in. It is only when the students realize this, that the athletic problem will be solved. Gymnasium officials report that freshmen are cutting their gymnasium classes with the same fre- quency that has{been common in years past. It is difficult apparently to make certain freshmen under- stand that they must attend classes, including those for physical betterment, regularly or else suffer a petialty for which they alone are responsible. While no credit is given for gymnasium work, neverthe- less it is imperative that it should be taken with regularity to.prevent a reduction in credit. A chance to make up work for those who missed classes will be given during the two weeks of exam- inations. If any one thinks that he can escape gymnasium classes from now on he is deceiving himself, for it will be necessary to make up what- ever periods have been lost during the specified time. Under no circumstances can the work he merely passed over without 4 reduction inm general credit following. Freshmen will findl from the experience of those who have gone before that the present is the time to do whatever work is required. Epecially is this true of gymnasium classes which if left until exam- ination week, are likely to come at the time least convenient for the student preparing for his ex- aminations. ._.. . * The Telescope Maybe There "Ain't No Sich Animal" Demosthenes walked slowly along State Street, his lantern brightly lighted, a worried look in his eyes. "What's the matter,.Demos," hailed a passerby. "Are youstill locking for, that honest man?" "No," answered Demosthenes, "I'm looking for something. harder to find. I'm looking for that* "regular" co-ed which the Michigan Man talks about in his article in this month's Chimes. We Repeat, Many a True Word Is Spoken in Jest "I never saw so much pushing, scrapping and fighting as there was at the gym Saturday night." "But I thought they didn't allow such things in a basketball game." "They don't. All this rough stuff was done by the crowd trying to get in to see the game." . DETROIT UNITEP LINES 1111111111111111liliiillil0ii~llimliilliiltltl (Oct. 26, 1919) Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson . (EasternStandard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:«ro a. 'It., and hu yto o9 1)p . n.W a ave, W h m again- Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48 " Ii"r An: \. .GREEN FELT BAGS $.5 each . presses mnake local stops west of Ann ,Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:c5 a. in., 9:o a n. d every two lours to o:o5 p .n., o :Ao UNIVERSITY . m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:4 p. in., 1:10 ro ! ______ a. in, and to Saline, change at psilanti.-}E Zl~slani:BOOKSTORES Local Cars West Bound--7:48 a. m. and - =2:2o a. im. s itt!{t 1t lititll tittlr i m 111i l l tt'{rlli t u illrtlliliitil tt llirll1111i10 A E EDITORS s; I. Adams Brophy )RIAL T.!Au'- Brewster Campbell John I. Dakin Dorothy Monfort Minnie Muskatt Robert C. Angell Robert D. Sage Thomas J. Whinery STAFF 1. P. Joyce Robt. Somerville Arthur L. Glazer F. M. Heath > secure information concerning news for y should see the issue editor,' who has full be printed that night. rs for the week are as follows: ern, Monday night; Thomas H. night ; Brewster P. Campbell, George Brophy, Thursday night; riday night ; Thornton Sargent, AY, JANUARY 20 1920. LEARN TO DANCE Don't'Be Wall Flower PROF, MITTENTHALS OANCING S OOOL ARMORY Every Friday Evening 7.00 to 8:30 TERMS: Gentleen,, 8 lessons.....$8.00 Single lesson............1.25" Ladies, 8 lessons......3.00 Single lesson ,. ..... .50 Spend your money at the best school and get results. I guar- antee to teach you all the latest steps, in less than term and make you a perfect and graceful dancer. New class begins Fri- day, Jan. 23; also advince class same evening. Any person wish- ing to learn the proper way to d nce the Fox Trot come to me. I each the.right way. Seventy- five per cent o dancers dance with the Fox Trot music but don't dance the Fox trot the right way-by all means they think they do, but they are cheating themselves, not the or- chestra. Also position ab well and cheek' dancing is Improper and out of place in a Ballroom. It is not taught by any dancing instructor. For depoitment and grace attend my school. Don't. be backward. Learn now so you can attend the parties. No spectators, strictly private. Private lessons given from 5 to 6:30. A special rate if can organize small class. And .each pupil is guaranteed to learn to dance. these well-known A nn' A rbor dealerssl , U N A L ' AL T .r the fazmous Candy of the South eting of the entire Editorial o'clock today in room 5, Press club will meet at 4:30 o'clock.; iAN ATHLETIC SPIRIT. hetes for Michigan seems to" phase of the athletic problem, we have them, we must keep r, keep them in trim, and keep E.'C. Edsill Fisher's Pharmacy Sugden Drug Company John A. Tice Tuttle Luich Room TKE CA"DY OF THE SLTh Dear Noah. .- My husbahd talks in his sleep at nights. any way of breaking him of this habit? ' w Is there ive: L . I eugiwe. keep them in the University, they must be :d correctly and given, credit for the work do This, does not mean that they must be "little tin gods," but that they must receive due recognition from the Athletic association, tudents. r instance, every senior athlete should be given W" blanket with stars on it showing years of :e on Michigan athletic teams. As is done by najority of other universities, t'his should be" Ain addition to the sweater. would be well to have a formal presentation of blankets in front of the Library in the spring rery year. It has been suggested that the " be given out at this time also. e plan. would at least prove to the athletes, be- th'ey left the 'school, that the University was d them whenever they fought for the Maize Blue. It is true that the Athletic assocfation >aid out considerable money this year for >vemlents, but it is probable that it could afford y for the blankets. The plan would certainly' the backing of the student body. e students of the University can help but lit- keep the athletes of the'University, in trim. ge, majority of this must be left to the athletes' selves. 'Th, coach has asked that all football go over to'the gymnasium daily throughout the e year in order that they will be in good shape= he football season next fall. Some have-not lied with the coach's wishes. Pressure must ade to bear on the delinquent ones by the other nts of the University. ligibility played a stronger part in Michi- football history last fall than in any other rsify.0 Some critics, place all the blame for igan's poor showing on the fact that she had my ineligible football men. system of tutoring for the athletic men might toward professionalism. However, when an : is low in any subject, it is the duty of the it to help him bring up his work, not by do- ay of the work for him but merely by giving stions. t primarily, it is the duty of the athlete him- : see that he is eligible. No athlete, no mat- iw wel he can perform on Ferry field, can get gh tie University on his athletic reputation. supgr estion made by' some students that the Worried. You might try giving him a chance when he is awake. A Short Story Entitled The Secret or How to Get By If you flatter some of your profs all of the time, and all of your profs some of the time you won't flunk. Our idea of a paradox is a fellow that's got checJs. inhis pants and still is broke. ' r ND here is the top-most cigarette-the highest point of smoking pleasure and satisfaction-the SPUfR CIGARETTE. Studied "from the ground up"-in seed, soil, plant and culture. Studied in blend- ing, studied in makirng, studied in packing. . There's(not a chance left that it can ever be among the "Also Rans," A s N Our Daily Novelette They were gathered around the table, the father, the mother and their only son. Time had not dealt very kindly with this couple-the old mans' hair was plentifully tinged with gray while the face of the mother showed lines which only time and worry can bring. The soon, a stalwart lad of 20 summers, had been summoned home from college, and as yet he had failed to grasp the full import of the trouble. Finally the old man broke the oppressive si- lence. He cleared his throat and then spoke in a voice which trembled with emotion. "My boy, your mother and I have tried to give you those ad- vantages which we missed, and yet somehow de- spite our efforts it looks as though you will have to give up your college work. We get up at 4 in the morning and work until 10 at night and- and,," the old man choked up and could say no more. I.II. The boy was profoundly moved as he realized for the first time the sacrifices which his parents had made for him. Tears of gratitude welled from his eyes as he thought of this aged couple battling against adversity. He 'knit his brows and tried to think of some way out of the predicament. At last his brow cleared and in a voice shrill with triumph he shouted, "I have it, you will both have to work nights." J. W. K. :.: ,' r ' _ SPUR'S Points: Spur Cigarettes are crimped, not pasted, making an easier-drawing and slower- burning cigarette. El-nded in a new way from American and Imported tobaccos, bringing out to the full that good old tobacco taste, Satiny imported paper. in a smart brown and silver packet, threeld, to pescrve their delicious taste and fragi-ance. - a f 20c Famous Closing Lies "My speech certainly carried conviction," the lawer as his client got io years. said *h" )Alf COU1N.