iothing whatever about. Sentiment is e ashamed of. . For by sentiment man prayers of other men. answers Official Mich~i ng except Monday during the Univer- Control of Student .Publications. 'HE ASSOCIATED PRESS is exclusively entitled to the use for spatches credited to it or not otherwise the local news published therein. qe at Ann. Arbor, Michigan, as second Ain Arbor Press building, 'Maynard street. Business, 960; Editorial, 2414.. ications not to ekceed 300 words,' if 'signed, the sig- ,ecessarily*toappear in print,*but as*an evidence of tices of events will be published in The Daily at the the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office nmunications will receive-no' consideration. No man be returned unless the writer incloses postage. ly does not necessarily endorse the sentiments ex- e communications. rey .... .......Managing Editor Phone z414 or iox6 ttte, Jr......................Business Manager Phone g6o or 2738 bert ...........e.............Asst. Managing Editor ell ...............................City Editor .................Sports Editor lark ..........................Women'sEditor ernstein ..........................Telegraph Editor EDITORIAL BEARD kman H. Hardy Heth Gaines, Jr. ................... Advertising Manager, ell ............................... Issue Manager ..............>fficte Manager is ........................Publication Manager ieider.......... ..Circulation Manager n.............................Subscription.Manager ball ....Guillotine Editor I a ..................M........... M usic Editor e ...................................Literary Editor Aido ............................. Exchange Editor ock .. Campaign Editor vocd ..........................Efficiency Editor ISSUE EDITORS gent Jr. Thomas II. Adams Brewster Campbell e George Brophy John I. Dakin EDITORIAL STAFF ruff G. E. 'Clarke Dorothy Monfort R. W. Wrobleski Minnie Muskatt Samuel Lamport- Robert C. Angell Ailey Anna McGurk Robert D. Saga er Wineed.Biethan Thomas J. Whinery BUSINESS STAFF Isabelle Farnum D. P. Joyrce :ct Agnes Holmquist Robt. Somerville Ma nard Newton Arthur L. Glazer rr J. Gordon Hill F. M. Heath wishing to secure information concerning news for The Daily should' see "the issue editor, who like full news to be printed that night. ie editors ,for the week are as follows: 1. Riley, Monday 'night; Thornton. W. r., Tuesday night; Brewster P. Camp-. nesday night; John I. Dakin, Thursday orge Brophy, Friday night; Thomas For those fond of mystery stories or puzzles we recoimend trying to find out to which one of four different classes of Michigan men you belong, as enumerated in one of the leading articles in the "Chimes" this month. D'Annunzio declared that he is going to try to fly to America. Most of us ,are of the opinion that he already has had everybody up in the air long enough, and that he ought to be coming down to earth pretty soon. One reason why "hope springs eternal" with us is because every time we get to the stage where we think we'll never finish we just take a look around and see some of those who have already passed this stage. Nevertheless, if there, is one thing that is harder than studying it is trying to, alibi. yurself' to the folks after they find out that you overlooked this minor detail. The, 'next time you get downhearted remember that if one dumb bell doesn't make a "gym" neither does one low mark constitute a "flunk." In view of the coal shortage, we wonder why cer- tai Ann Arbor street lights are allowed to burn at intervals duringthe day. A "go-tochurch" campaign might well be started amoiig the students of the University. Every time you buy 25 of those Red Cross Christ- mas seals you are doing "two bits." The Guillotine Gertrude (By Philipo Portfolio of the Neapolitan Camorra) The night is dark and lowering. I munch my cheese sandwich alone in the shade of the cypress tree. The moon through a rift in the clouds climbs over the garden wall and stares at me like the evil eye.. I am athrill with love and garlic and I must talk-talk-talk endlessly far te moon has sunk into the darkness like a stone into the mire and I am afeared.. I loved Gertrude. Her presence was like the sighing of an incense laden breeze and her voice' was soft as milk- weed fluff or the liquid murmur of a far away river. Her hair hung in jet clusters over her neck like the shade of the pimento forest creeps over the snow. Her eyes were cerulean, of infinite soulfulness. I basked in their'glory for they inspired me-Ah, flickerings of moonlight in the grotto of Capri. I loved Gertrude. Gertrude had a mother. She was old and shuffled about the 'house in rag slippers; she was fond of lima beans and tripe. Her eye was crooked, like a twisted pin. She wore a magnolia bloom in her hair and sat all day and knitted and knitted and talked to me- and Gertrude. Two is a company;'three is a crowd. I murdered her mothe-r.' Some Jazz Outfit The modern Woodmen will give a dance this evening in Granger's Hall. Dancing will be furn- ished by the Walton orchestra.-Oasaloosa Iowa Banner. Wheezes of Yester-Yer "I made $8 today." "How's that?" "I went into a restaurant for a steak dinner and then I decided upon a ham sandwich and a glass of milk." 0 GRAHAM'S-,, BOTH ENE DIAGONAL M OF Calender at F' DETROIT UNITED LINES (Oct. 26, 1919) Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson- (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit 'Limited and Express Cars-6:xo a. 1, and hourly to 9:o p. m. Jackson Lirited and Express Cars-8:48 a. m., and every -hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex- presses make local stops west of 'Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:oS a. m., 9:05 a. m. and every two hours to 9:05 p. M., 10:50" . 'm. To Ypsilanti only, -1r:: p. m., 1:to a. n. and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Ypsilanti. Local Cars West' Bound-7:48 a. m. and 12:20 a. m.) The Michigan I Easily the best eve - edition - 75 cents I~ WAR'S a Ntrtini i n tnf cnrig inhliutinoiiriiiirntn", Cal each. UNIV cBoop L. C. Smith, Corona and second- BRIEF CASES, MUSIC FOLIOS AND hand typewriters. 0. D. Morrill, 17 Nickels. Arcade.-Adv. IN SSTUDENT CASES. Demand the original Special sale of greeting cards and ! for your protection. fine Christmas stationery. 0. D. Mor- LEATHER GOODS ril, 17 Nickels Arcade.-Adv. GUARANTEED to Tradeimark GIVE SATISFACTORYj _________________________ rae Courteous and satisfactor, TREATMENTto every custom- er,. whether the account be large or emall. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.0( Resmorces.........$4,000,000.0( NorthwestCor. Main & Huron 707 ,North Uiversity Ave. . q# quality SERVICE~. Michigan Song Books, Memory Books, Jewelery, Pillpws, etc., etc., at Wahr's University Bookstores.-Adv. AT ALL STORES WHERE t QUALITY RULES LIFTON MFG. CO., New York r aM i i Il.t r . M . r irrr r r sr ER 12; 1919. STICK TO THE WHEEL! been said that it' is a common trait of> ns to adapt themselves admirably to anM cy; but once the bonds are removed, to tely relapse into a dangerous state of the, mality." ritics tell us that we are forgetting all too the cost and the lessons of the great war. ing keyed to the fever pitch with the ideas nal obligation during the emergency, it is natural that, after months and years, we too ready to welcome back the old regime going freedom. s true to our national disposition that, with at alleviation of an irksome coal situation, nore than apt to breathe a sigh of relief- rn, to the old ways ! Fuel Administrator was prepared for this reaction when he is- warning that "immediate removal df reg- of' soft coal consumption was not to be con- until normal conditions are restored." >bvious that some time must elapse before feel the fesults of the return to normal coal onk And even with coal being again mined smal rate, there is danger of forgetting that ent situation"is more or less analogous to tice, representing, as it does, a merely tem-' arrangemient to' facilitate deliberations. any cessation' of precautionary regulations time is' an; open assumption of a serious Lutheran Students INFORMAL PARTY LANE HALL _Friday, December 12 8 TO 11 Music Games Eats ARMORY-Prof. Nittenthal's DANCING. SCHOOL Friday Evening, 7 to 8:30 Beginners' class now starting and also advanced class. Attend now, don't wait, class growing rapidly. People learn where to go to learn the new dances quiec, and also enjoying a very pleasant evening with the popu- lar music. If you are a good dancer you get popular. If you come once you are convinced. I guarantee service. I want 50 more Ladies to join the class to dance with the Gentlemen. Spe- cial to Ladies, 8 lessons $3.00; single lesson 50c. Holiday Suggestio a Bath Robes 5ilk Neckv Sport Coats Walking Sticks Umbrellas Jewelry r Mufflers r Clothing j!Handkerchiefs = Hosiery Knit Neckwea Underwear Pajamas Night Robes Gloves Hats and Cap Silk Shirts Sweaters Ins rea: SSWadhams & State Street at the A rcade S 0 ยง S k j E war SIM Do your shopping early HOLIDAY OilffSUOiUSII9NS In making a selection of Christmas Gifts for men it is always advisable to purchase an article of appreciative value to him. Why make a purchase of something that he will simply smile at and put away in a forgotten drawer' and never wear. We are in a position to serve you with a knowledge of what the men want and will appreciate. OUR .STOC(IS OPEN [OR YOUR INSPECTION port comes into sight, the wise skipper inqish the wheel!A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS ess sentiment does not mean to be en- h poetic altruism. Sentiment binds the ether, and helps acquaint -the common re, the high with the loW. Even a busi- to be successful, must possess a certain sentiment. istmas holidays begin in another week.- is left us to consider what sort of Christ- eave behind us. It will be a hurried week and spending and buying, for a good time savors of selfishness, and the word becomes tquite obscure. But Christmas y the time of gifts and givers. And the are those that seek no return. If this. nmas of pdverty to .someone-as is ever :an we not pause over the Santa Claus elp even up, just for once? s is a symbol. And today most men real- significance of a symbol is nothing more man himself reads into it. If you have the meaning of the symbol or if you I no way of exnressinZ that meaning. 'TUTOR WANTED.-Daily ad. tion as it were. Hire 'educa- These Fowls Should Be Sold to a Circus. "I have been instructed by the; village counhcil to enforce the ordinance against chickens running at large and riding on the sidewalk.-Red Deer Ad- vocate, Alberta, Conn. (Judge). Our Daily Novelette "What kind of a dog is the one that's always hanging around the Daily office ?" "It's 'a setter." "Type setter?" (Beautiful flowers) Here are a few of the many items we know men are interested in Shirts-Madras, Fiber and Silks....... ......$ 2.50 to $10.50 Neckwear-Silks and Knitted Ties....... .....1.00 to 5.00 Mufflers-Wool and Silks................50 to 10.00 Gloves-Lined and Unlined...................1.00 to 8.00' Bath Robes ........ ....................... 6.00 to 12.50 Pajamas................ 2.25 to 5.00 Socks-Cotton, Wool and Silks..................50 to 2.50 Waistcoats--Dress and Fancy................... 4.00 to 12.00 Dress Sets of Studs, Links and Vest Buttons....... 1.50 to 8.50 Belts with Sterling Silver Buckles.............. 1.50 to 6.50 Leather and Sheep, Coats ........................... 20.00 to 80.00 Silk Top Hats'................ ... ....... ... 10.00 Soft and Stiff Hats........,................4.00 to 9.00 Golf Caps....... .....................2.00 to 4.50 Underwear-Make him a present of a suit'of HATCH-ONE-BUTTON-he will wear no other 2.50 to 7.00 These are just a few of the many suggestions we have to offer. All Gifts of $1.00 and over individually boxed 8 Some Job WANTED-A paper hanger Ito rooms'.-Bedford, Ind., Times. hang four TINKER & COMtPANY Pamous Closing Lines "This is some graft," said Luther Burbank as he placed an asparagus tip on the billiard cue. LOUIS XVI.- SO. STATE ST. AT WILLIAMI ST.