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careers; if we have not certain attainments we can-
not succeed in art. It is a matter of learning what
you have. How I should lik'e to be an engineer !"
These words may have a humorous tinge, but they
also bear a message for the 'amateur. Doing things
on a small scale, struggling to attain but never get-
ting there, that is the career of the amateur-a
thankless, discouraging career. Many a profes-
sional has .said bitingly that he "hates amateurs."
And even to himself the amateur often admits that
he never really succeeds.
Doubtless this world-famed prima donna was
echoing a sort of sigh which she had heard all over
the globe from the youthful "would-bes." And she
knew that the greatest satisfaction comes not from
a long training for greatness, but rather from learn
ing all about yourself and the qualifications that'in-
dicate your duty or work in the world. If all men
could attain such knowledge there' would 'probably
be less congestion in some glamorous lines of en-
deavor, more successful attainment in other lines.
Even art has a certain practical side that cannot
be overlooked. Art, for art's sake is a peculiar
philosophy..:h

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*Newton Arthur L. Glazer
at information concerning news for
I see the issue e4itor, who has full
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r the week are as follows:

DETROIT UNITED LINES
(Oct. 26, 1919)
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limite4 and Express Cars-6:zo a.
:n., and hourly to 9:10 p. M.
Jackson. Limited and Express Cars-S :48.
a. in., and every hour to 9:48 p. mn. (Ex-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)t
Local Cars East Bound-6 :o5 a. in., 9:5o a.
m. and every two- hours to 9:o5 p. M., 1o:so,
jm.i. To Ypsilanti only, 11r:4 p.i., 1 :10
la. i.,and to Saline, change atYpsilanti.
Ypsilanti.
Local. Cars West Bound-- :48 a. m. and
*2:20 a. n.

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As soon as Mr. Camp announces his All-American
eleven most of us will be inclined that- he should
heed Horace Greeley's advice, "Go West, young
man, go West."
In Ortanville, Minnesota membersof the Ameri-
can Legion kidnapped an anti-League of Nations
speaker and locked him in a refrigerator car. Giv-
ing him a cold reception, as it were.

J. L. CHAPMAN
For Relabity 112 S. Main

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DECEMBER 4, 1919.
YOUR SIDEWALK?
ief, after cautiously picking
roughfare covered with glar-
i a stretch of clean sidewalk
with' as great unconcern as
t spring day.
iother path of ice and snow.
>perty owner must be! What
in the man who can gaze se-
solarium 'upon the equilibrial
ans passing, his house!
less adapted to editorial use,
ections of the man walking
a snowy day. But does this
nder whether the sidewalk in
has been cleared of snow and
If he would resuscitate the
en he reached home and pro-
ront walk, he would not only
gs of his fellow citizens upon
the same time claim the dis-
today, of being consistent.
uld be conforming to the law
now that there is an ordinance
of Ann Arbor to keep their
snow and ice?

Perceptionist'
*Ed's note:-In an effort to show that the appeal
of art should rest with the reader's imagination, Gio-
vanni Picasso, founder of the new Perceptionist
school, endeavors to substantiate the theory of vers
libre by the attendant bits of perceptionist imagery
conceived last night by the aid of caffeine and violet
ink in the shadow of the. Ann street round house.
State.Street During a.Thaw
Smudges of snow' **** wet, unwashed canvas
sky *****
Dripping eave-troughs ***** catch basins chuckling
A trolley grinds 'round the corner, its windows
bleared with soot, the motorman
Stands nerveless at the wheel ***** Nuxated Iron
*****
A cab horse stomps and from the dreary passage
ways.
There comes the smell of burning steak.
Ann Arbor Seen While Falling in a Parachute
Precious slips of 'houses ***** early headlights
glowing ***
Passing crowds ***** the delicate restlessness of
snowflakes ***
A puff of wind, the distant river
Wrinkles its back and sniks onward
Sick with morbid grayness ***** cold, death-like
moon
A splash, of putty in the dusk.
Impressions Received While Eating a
Bowl of Chicken Gumbo
Saffron restraint **** sunlight on the sand *****
Liquid ,godliness ***** parsley sprigs and golden
dew *****
My spoon tinkles in elfin harmony, I love
Thy purling ways, the languorous glow
Of appetite appeased ***** white soda crackers
Like flakey clouds in tiny squares
I ponder o'er your crisp insipidness.
Written to Commemnorate the Volume ofr
Sound.That Issues from the School
of Music at Any Time
Thundering of hoofs ***** clanging of anvils ****'
The shriek of an outbound train ***** lost souls
In deep despair ***** the reddish structure
Strains upward, fog fingers grope
Along the ledges of half opened windows and there
comes
The soul of music bursting forth
Like mighty winds that gallop in the night,.
Like murder muffled.
Rubber Wall Paper
Invented by Scientist.
-Popular Mechanics.
Every time ypu hang a picture you have a blow-
out as it were.

Trubey' S
Dinners. Lunches Cor
Ice Cream, Delicious
We Make our own Ci
Orders solicited from Frate
Sororities. 218 S. Main

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Nothing better to be found.
Priced to Give Real Value.
You cannot fujy appreciate the beauty of these
fabrics without seeing them.
English, Irish, Scotch, and American weaves, 1
of the richest types. Beavers, shetlands, mon-
chinchillas, boucles, blanket back fleeces, worst-
eds, meltons, kerseys, friezes, as well as many
others.
Ulsters, belted and yoke models, raglans, single
an double breasted styles, form fit or box backs,
fur collared, fur lined, leather lined.
They are the best in style and
qualiy to be found at any
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)W-BROWS.
e term "Low-brows" has grown
- "High-brows." And because
v insinuates much that is acad-
aps even temperamental, the
nan prefers to be classed in the
ws.
ite censure falls upon the head
r-brow because he is often con-
re, or at least. one possessing
[any people forget that where
stops, just there does the value
egin. The superficial observer
the glitter of the High-brow,
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loes the Low-brow play? What
stence? Perhaps it is a -fact that
rid is often the human element--
uch a thing may be-unmarred
r restraint. Perhaps, if a census
>w-brows would be found more
in vital demands than are High-
aps the common things-even
tinations-hold treasures of ex-
ficial observers do not recognize.

Our Daily Novelette
"Theirs was an ideal marriage."
"How's that?"'
"Well, she was a grass widow and
etarian."
Sophomore Rhetoric
"Hill auditorium will seat '5,000
double balconies"-from a theme.

SELECT GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS
for Men and Young Men
Large Stock of FURNISHINGS of Late Style and of the Best Quality
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