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We wotild suggest to the students themselves that
they wali)k lightly in this room, that they hold their
conversations with fellow classmen outside the eco-
nomics library, and that they do not slam the door
when entering the room.
We would suggest that the person in charge of
the library .be given the power to ask any student
wAo does not live up to any of the above regula-
tions to leave' the room and that this person be in-
structed to see that these things are enforced. We
would also suggest that a rubber or cork matting
be placed on the floor,. that a. vacuum stop be placed
on the entrance door; that the radiators be fixed so
. that they will not ,pop out with the noise of escap-
ing steam 'every few minutes, and that the 'book
cases be fixed.
It will be only through the co-operation of the
students and the persons , in charge of the econom-
ics 'library, that it wilil' become a real study room
where deep 'concenration is possible.
The Guillotine
Winter Song
Woe is men! WVoe is me!~ The hot stove' league
worketh overtime.
The'yun assistant from the Economics depart-
ment pef~useth the Morocco bound joke book
* for nigh unto five hours and then courteth
Esmeralda with sundry anecdotes and Zymol
Trokeys' before the grate fire.

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BOTH ENDS OF THE
DIALGONAL WALK

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The parlor champion parketl, .himself uporr the dav-
enport for two successive evenings and wear-'
eth off . eleven dollars' worth of red plush at a
single sitting.'
The North wind, simmeth the eave trough with
undue, boistrousness and' the dairyman caress-
eth bossy upon the right hip and skimmeth the
milk with unseemly glee.
The hoar frost sitteth- upon the asphodel and
grandma sitteih over the register and, clamor-
eth louidly for, flannels and rum punch unto all
the children of Ephriam.
The housemaid cusseth anon because, the percolator
f reezeth over ,,and the landlord soliloquizeth
with' s~ignificant- gestures unto the gaping coal
bin.
Hash accumulatetli by degrees in the kitchen and
the' landlady glareth wickedly as snow cometh
down, for the price of corned beef and oyster
.crackers goeth up like' Venus from the ocean's
f oam.'

DETROIT UITED LINES
(Oct. 26, 1919)
Between Detroit, Ann -Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:io a.
mn., and hourly to 9.io p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cara-8 :48
a. in., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex-
presses make local stops wet of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-O :o5 a. in., 9:o5 a
in. and every two hours to 9:o5 p. in., io:so0
p. m. To Ypsilanti only, i i:4 P. m., 1 :10
a. mr., and to Saipe, change at Ypsilanti.
Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound--7:48 a. fn. and
L::20a. im.
R. 0. T. C. STILL
LACKS' 37 MEN
Thirty-seven students are yet need-
ed' to insure the continuance of the
newly established R. 0. C. course
in~ the enjineering college.
The assigned quota to this Univer-
sity is 100 mien but, so far, only 63
have enrolled. Under a ruling -of
congress, at least 100 men must sig-
nify their- intention of taking the
course offered before an army officer
can be assigned to the University as
professor of military selzmee and tac-
tics.
The work will consist' in techinical
studies during the year, no. drill being
given and$ no uniforms being worn
except at the summer. camps. Under-
classmen electing the couirse will,
upon -its completion, be given, com-
missions in the reserve corps of the
army but it will be necessary for'
those enrolling in their junior or sen-
for year to take an examination be-
fore being commissioned.
Full particulars concerning the
courses offered may be obtained from
either Colnel Arthur of Colonel Lucas
in room' 239, Engineering- building..
SHANTUNG BUFF! Collar attach-
ed shirts. -Such irresistible onles as
we are now showing. are the latest
word , in Smartness. Davis Toggery
Shoppe, 119 S. Main.---Adv.
PROF.,MITTENTHAIS
Dancing School
at the Armory Friday evenings,
7 to 8:30. Continuous instruc-
tion. No recess,.,, Y method ,is
easy and you learn quick. At-
tend now. Special price to
ladies 60c per lesson; 8 lessons
$3.00. -It you come. once, you
Surely will coupe agajn,
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Hail to our alma motor.
Whieezes. of Yest er-Year
(We saw this one again in the Princeton Tiger)
"Think I'll go to the dance as a stag."
"How's that ?"
"Haven't any doe."
Lost-Gold plated watch by old gentleman with
'Swiss 'moveient.--Press.
At thze Union
He--What shall we do? Dance or talk?a
She-I'm so tired. Let's, dance.
A Freshman went to Hades once
A~ few more. things Ito learn,'
Old Satan sent him' back again,
-' He was too green to burn.
.-Anon.
Dear Louis
I won a bet from a young lady in Kalamazoo on
a football score and I received today a carton of
Camels.' I haven't time to 'smoke. them as they
would keep~ me Humping all the time. What am I
to do to' get rid of them ?
Sir Dancelot._

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