the Univer- tioas. ely entitled to the use for edited to it or not otherwise iews published therein. Arbor, Michigan, as second street. cessarily endorse the sentiments ex- ns. ..................Managing Editor 2414 or Io16 ..........Business Manager e 6o or 2738 ..............Asst. Managing Editor .................City Editor ............Sports Editor ................. Women's Editor ..................Telegraph ditor RIAL BOARD H. Hardy Heth ............. Advertising Manager .. ..............Issue Manager ............... Office Manager ...............,Publication Manager ............ .Circulation Manager .Subscription Manager ...................Guillotine Editor . ............... Music 4Editor ................... Literary Editor ..............Exchange Editor ..............Campaign Editor ................. Effciency Editor E EDITORS a I. Adams Brewster Campbell Brophy John I. Dakin RIAL STAFF Clarke Dorothy Monfort Wrobleski Minnie Muskatt 1Lamport Robert C. Angell McGurk Robert D. Sage ed Biethan Tbomas. J. Whinery woula see tnat ne found friends, and there hadi been threats that he must wear a freshman cap or 'be ostrasized. He had purchased a cap, attended rallies and been thrilled by this crowd of his feb- lowmen who seemed so close together. Still, he was alone. He felt there was something wrong with him that he could not make friends. This freshman is but one of many who are feel- ing the lonesomeness of an institution of 6,500 per- sons. Among any group there will be a certain per cent who lack the ability to acquire friendships eas- ily, and yet they have the desire and the actual need more strongly than those who are good "mix- ers." The Big Brother movement achieved many splendid things at the start of the year, but its good work must not 'be allowed to lag. Efforts should be made to bring out the ones who were overlooked in the first get-togethers and make them feel the warmth of Ohio State spirit that is so strong at this time.-Ohio State Lantern. A diplomat is one who can still convince you'that the class of football in the East is superior to the Western brand after you cite Syracuse's disastrous invasion of the "wild and woolly." Arrested on charge of sugar profiteering.-Head. That certainly is' sweet music to those of us who are about to mortgage the old homestead in order to buy sugar. The Guillotine The Broken Minstrel I went to France to sing my songs, To strike a mighty lyre, To chant.the deeds of braver men In words of living fire; I hastened there with spirit bold And Oh, my life was young ; I dipped my pen in hearts of men- My songs remain unsung. I' FOR? CHRISTMAS at mmmwm GRAHAM'S BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK RUSTCRAFT NOVE p _ Dear Sir:-Here be my ticket. Have been married 3 "times. Sumhiow they die. Glad to try Lottery man it young & strong. "MRS. SADIE DUNN." - *M .. ... . . . ... .. .. _ .. PE RSONA L XJIA S CAMR P R O A XM SCRSamples are ready Order them rnow A S U NIVE RSIT WMHR BOOKSTOR DETROIT UNITED LINES (Oct. 26, 1919) Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:io a. in., anid dourly to 9:10 p. Mn. Jackson Limited and Express 'Cars-8:48 a. -., and every hour to ':48 p. M.Y(4x- presses make local stops west' of Ann 'Arbor.) Local cars East Bound-6:og a. m., 9:05 a. m. and every two hours to 9:os p. M., 10:50 . . To Ypsilanti only, I: p. n., M7 :xo a. n.. and to Saline, change at psilanti. Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7 :48 a. m: and :2~o a. m". If you aren't satisfied, we can't be. We make "Portraits that Please" you at Derr Studio.-Adv. Things cooked as you like them 1 Minute Service for Breakfast "GOOD EATS" 649 EAST WILLIAM MENU includes Bread, Butter, Vegetables, Des- sert, Drink, Soup and Potatoes. Chicken a la Creele Soup Roast Stuffed Spring Chicken, Currant Jelly. .........60c Fricandeau of Veal au Jardiniere............40c 'Potted Sirloin of Beef....35c Roast Lamb, Cranberry Sauce . ...........40c Roast Veal, Celery Dressing 40c Roast Sirloin of Beef......35c Combination Salad Mashed Potatoes Deep Pineapple Cream Pie We serve Regular Meals . Sunday Night OREN'S "Fried" Supper Specials are Winners (Buy a ticket and save 75 cents) D. P. Joyce Robt. Somer*ill Arthur L. Glazer JAPAN[S EGARD[NS 4 ,ing news for who has full SEE Ifl[M are as follows: I tried to, sing of crosses white Thrust in the wounded sod, Of wearied men who grounded arms And left to join their God, But I felt the hate of a dastard foe With a single, dreadful creed; I forgot my word and took up the sword For France, in her hour of need. BluMaize Blossom Shop Nickels Arcade M ).T. C. sing an R. O. T. C. :t two weeks unless ,11. >untry have organ- little or, no trou- such as the o be lightly utions as of simi- :tier evi- ch train- returned prime objection to enrolling in the R. O. obviously a lack of time on the part of the It is obvious that there are many, espe- rong, the upperclassmen, who are unable to any. more work into their already. crowded es. But surely there are ioo underclassmen at in who can spare the few extra hours which rk requires in view of the definite advan- be gained, not the least of which is a com- at the completion of the course. chigan R. O. T. C. is bound to be a worth- Idition_to the University's curriculum. Are 3 ioo men who can spare the time to put into per cent investment? WANTED-BIG BROTHER vas standing in the entrance of one, of the s on the campus,.idly watching the hurrying lying stream of students as it flowed in and the doorway between classes. These stu- epresented many organizations and inter- :he University and had come to college from omes and situations. The majority of them i pairs or groups, laughing and talking of >f their interest, frequently drawing to one continue their -discussions before entering ding. Those who hurried in alone seemed I in their own purposes and objectives. All to have something or someone in common, he watcher they meant nothing. ras a freshman. He had come to the Uni- a stranger, had dreamed of a big university at would involve him and make him feel at I tried to find the grail in Hell Arid Oh, my youth is dead; I tried to sing the battle shout, I learned to curse instead; I threw away my lyre of gold My eyes were dimmed with tears--- No work of mine, no song divine Shall thunder down the years. HUSKY MEN WANTED. - Free Press. To demonstrate Smith Brothers' cough drops. Wheezes of Yester-Year (There are various forms of this one) "She looks like Helen Black." "Yes, she'd look like the dickens in any color." Instead of building a dormitory for Michigan men they should build a home for aged and infirm saxaphone players. Our Daily Novelette A Young Maid's Diary en Voyage First day out-Many passengers on board. Second day out--Met a few of them. Third day out--Met Chief Engineer. Fourth day out-Chief Engineer and 1 got quite chummy. Fifth day out-Chief Engineer asked to kiss me on brow (we're very refined); I refused him. Sixth day out--Chief Engineer threatened to blow up the ship unless I accepted his proposal. Seventh day out-Saved the life of 750. people. -Yale Record. Fish Taken Out of Game; Injured.-Daily Illini. Probably got messed up with the tackle. Dear Louis:--That "Wake Up, Your Country Needs You,0" poster is still adorning the Ypsilanti cemetery gate. Sir Dancelot. The meanest man in the world is the one who borrows your fancy vest' and orders grape fruit. Dangerous increase of unmarried women.--Sta- tistics. Why don't some enterprising individual start up a male order house?' The lack of money is the root of all evil. Heard at the Maj. She-Gee, it's close in here. He-S'matter? She-Can hardly breathe. He-Never mind. The orchestra will change the air in a minute. i>. ; -. _ y r II I I PHONE ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED, i i ^ 11 ll ESTABLISHED 1857 L ';Z _ / , ' 4 fr 'a r "r, - ...1 i ti C i' " ~(} 777 R , ~ u, , ,_ 6, MAIL ORDERS PROMPTLY PILLED -w Midwiter Showi The midwinter showing includes new models in maline and metal dinner hats and fur brimmed effects. The maline and metal dance hats are extremely smart and attractive, and be- coming to everyone as they are made up in all the much-worn shapes. Trimmed with exquisite flowers or ribbon combinations they are dainty'and pleasing. If you are wondering what to ask for for Christmas here is an idea--and a "brilliant" one. At this time we have made marked reductions on all otir trimmed velvet hats. No matter what their former value, we are selling all our bats for from $3.50 to $10.00. (Second Floor) Large Assortment of Spats We are very proud of our assortment of spats and Boot-tops. We have spats in all desired colors. Beside the regulation spat, we have an excellent line of Boot- tops in $e shades which harmonize with the season's suit tones. If you are seeking shoe cleaners, pastes and dyes here is the place for which you are looking. We have all the pastes and dyes of allthe popular makes in all colors. We also carry gold and silver slipper cleaners which will restore old slip- pers to their original fresh look. (First Floor) 11 Fatnous Closing Lines "No fare," said the conductor as he leaden nickel out of the window. threw the LOUIS XVI.