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Surely it is a chance which we cannot let slip by
without tarnishing to some extent our reputation
as an institution of learning and belying theobject
to which we.are pledged. It is such men as Dun-
sany And Maeterlinck that most of us have studied
and are now studying with an idea of gaining some
insight into their particular attitudes towards the
world. If, then, we forfeit the opportunity of com-
ing into the very presence of these men, sutely we
cannot seem to be laboring in all seriousness. ,
With outr numerous organizations for the foster-
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dent body and faculty, therehould be no possible
chance of Michigan's being deprived of this un-
usual opportunity of furthering her ideals.
It is claimed that professional soccer players are
better paid than the average baseball player. Why
shouldn't they, they have to do more kicking for
their money.
An Evansville doctor answered a sick call in
an aeroplane. No wonder professional calls come
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