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It is an absolute truth that MIichigan nccds high TWENiTY FILIPINOS REGISTER
grade men as cheer leaders. WVhcn we consider the THIS FALL AT UT. OF I01WA
prominent camplus mein who arc virtually idle at
"h's time of the ycar-opera men, baseball nUniversity of Iowa is wurking for
certain track _men-w,- havc a righlt to expea ct od an international reputation, and from
material to groxv. out of t"tei tryouts. At least the this year's enrollment' and regi tra-
men ho aveMiciga'; wlfae a hert illtion it would seem that the cornh3uL_-
not' hesitate ab)out instillit g . their cnwhusiasm into esaescedn pet el
others, cvecn thctrgl itd u take a little time and
l ?n. Tower.
And in order that we- get cny the great mian ®
for the critical moment let thec tryouts bye conucted
at pep me etinlgs. Not at the games. C)

the Dal-r Iowan to have registered tries nd~ to thne princeipal univer;
thiere this fall. This is th3 largestofaltarpenaivfrig
number from that territory that hae tions.
been enrolled there any year yet.
Clot'h-bound cceles of the catalog Drawing Instruments and Engia
of the Universit-, of Iowa are being Supplies at Wahr's, 316 S. State
sent to the national libraries cf sev- Adv.

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A University graduate refused an instructorship
to stick to his Job in a.feed store. When the teach-
ing profession receives'~its due rcmr:.t.;ion, such
things will not occ.
F:r shmren mayv take comfort in lhe news that
Princes Albert ahiUei- of Enuland have just
cn~cered into thec joys of their first year at Trinity
coLlege.
Lanl-dies dLclarc they have been losing great_
sumls cf money in past years. Dut ~ve lstill -find
tl~he=-nin out the sign ecvery fall.
The Bolshev,,st' Gover-nmciitof Russia went in
'-"Jt sOnle 3O7O30009OOrillCs in1 six mt10nths.
Acions s",cak louder 'than words.
Isn't it about time for th° old joke- con~erning'
[he "frosh" xwho wants to know xvhch building is'
Registrarflal?
Thie Daily Times News has been sold, says a ,re-
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