r WE NEED SOME NEW YELLS of the University have an athletic yell that eculiar possession of the University of Mich- tis the famous Michigan locomotive. nctive yells like the Michigan locomotive of the greatest assets that a university may To all attendants at our athletic events, they distinctive kind of advertising. variety is the spice of life," so it becinoes nous for cheer. leaders and listeners to use ar the same yell repeated over' and over The University 'is not gifted with a super- nce of-yells. In fact, it possesses an-insuf- number of really good ones. It should not ng for any loyal student to appreciate the n and do as much as he can to remedy it. na "U" recently gave a benefit dance to buy ns for the band. Wonder if they adopted a of "Dance to fit the band." e are pioneers even in these days. Witness of the New York public, in declaring a milk gainst the dealers. need a campus theater. , I 'i Ll . __ . . ... . .. , . DETROIT UNITED LINES (Oct. 26, 1919) Between Detroit, Ann Arbor' and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Car-6:io a. in., and hourly to 9:io p. m. .Jackson Limited 'and Express Cars-8:48 a. .m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (45x- presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:05 a. m., 9:05 a. m. and every two hours to 9:05 p. m., 10:0, p,. m. To Ypsilanti only, uxi: 5 p.:in., t :to a. n.. ad to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. m. and t2:2oa. m. NOTICE. The second.lesson of the ,advanced "Students' Dancing Class" will be held tonight in the Old Union Dance Hall. Members of the class are requested to be there at Seven-fifteen, as the class will start promptly.-Adv. Senior and. Junior Engineer Cordu- roy Trousers at Wagner. &:Co. State St.-Adv. K If you aren't satisfied, we can't be. We make "Portraits that Please" you at Derr Studio.-Adv. PLRSONAL XfrIS Samples are ready 0 them now =WAHR'SBOO0 u N'% ini 1n urunuotnsnnnuioniinttn1111innniniiour011unu1n ni11 F r' he Guillotine I ruiirr 0 A Grecian Landscape The field's alive with 'butterflies, The tepid river creeps. Hiding beneath the saplesssgrass A lizard sleeps. - The Judas trees are painted red, The pear trees painted white; The sun swoons in an ashen sky Blinded with light. REAL BUCKSKIN GLOVES The GLOVE OF SATISFACTIC We have them in all colors, and Styles Eleusis' road winds by the sea, The stones are soft with dust; A wrinkled woman walking by Eats her black crust. , with a lurch, the sun goes down; A sudden moon appears, boats along the amber sky- )ew falls, like tears. -Gerald Cumberland. surface is a crust-each man having What's In a Name? Wanted-Apply Yonge and Wild.- Press. : the Michigan Union tap room be- so much knocking done about it. TINKER & CLOTHES, FURNIS So. State St. forme-fit COLLAR ClucettPeabody CdCo. Inp. Tray, N.Y. The name "Argonne" is used iy courtesy of the Arorne S',Iit Co~. Piaidelplh!a A i O nt this one). espeare yesterday." -"Did he speak to you?" The man who courts 'But does not wed Often goes To court instead. Art for Art's Sake F OR real enjoyment and delight, one box of Murads is worth a dozen packages of ordinary cigarettes that "merely smoke." Murads are Pure Turkish! 100% Buy a package of Murads. If you are not more than satisfied, return half' the package to us and get all your money back. I, hunter of big game I would like to ion to that Gargoyle- cover. It shows io has the profile of a Pribiloff seal sylvan wildwood with a slide trom- id and on the end of said trombone gull. The gentleman is attired in a ide colored vest, golf stockings and I up in the right hand corner there r buzzard with a swallow tailed coat how -South African Student. Modesty thy namle is waltz. Our Daily Novelette' She-"I hope there is no family skeleton in your household ?" He-"Not unless it's Aunt Clara. She's five feet ten and weighs ninety-eight pounds." Delicate Work Wanted-Woman to wash, iron and milk two cows.-Rochester Herald. Little campus doggies Snoozing in the class Delight the jaded students And help the hours pass. Some traditions are like the old family tooth brush. They are passed from mouth to mouth tin- til they are worn out and then they should be dis- carded. We are not afraid to make this offer- MURADS ARE TURKISH - the world's most famou.s tobacco for cigarettes. Judge for yourself-! I !pg - 1ii 2:: 'Iii I .P I1 I I f 1 I 1 I ' 1 I Famous Closing Lines you get that stuff ?" said Guinevere elot staggered out of the family en- TflTTTS YVT