and I

the
ice.

impossible one:
"Let's go"-for health at Michigan. Common
politeness should help overcome the pernicious spit-
ting habit. The soda counter might be watched,
also. Some slap-stick, unsanitary methods used
.at a few of them during the rush hour are ques-
tionable. We might either avoid those "few" or
the rush hour, and so cease trading in germs.
After we have done our bit in avoiding the
"flu" let's not be afraid of it. Healthful thoughts
may be in the same potential class as fresh, air and
pure food-who knows?. I
Michigan is to be commended. The football
men added another scalp to their belt yesterday.
The people in the stands acted like true sportsmen.
The cheer leading reminded one of the time when
the art was done to perfection. The band acted
with its characteristic Varsity pep. What a day for
Michigan!
A combined cane and umbrella that can be folded
to form a camp stool has been invented in Europe.
A good. way to cut down the overhead expense
would be to take your umbrella and sit on it at any
social function you'attend.

4

1*

12

Business Manage;
...News Editor
.City Editor
... Sports PEditor
...Women's Editor
....Teegraph Editor

DAILY CIRCULATION REACHES
HIGHEST FIGURE IN YEA

I

An amendment permitting the home manufacture
for individual consumption of non-intoxicating bev-
erages has been favorably reported in the Senate..
Does any one still maintain that prohibition cur-
tails personal privileges?'
Lieut. R. W. Maynard, the winner of the trans-
continental air race, intends to return to the min-
istry as soon as he is discharged. Everybody cer-
tainly will admit that he should make some sky
pilot.
Undertakers assert that funerals will be consid-
erably higher next year. Next thing, some enter-.
prising undertaker twill be advertising, "Die now,
while the dying is good."
Literally speaking, the Chicago fan who wagered
his mustache against $30 on the Sox, lost by a close
shave.

The circulation of The Michigan)
Daily is the largest this year that it
ever has been for a similar date,
according to the business manager,
Paul E. Cholette, '20L, and moi e sub-
scriptions are coming in every day.
The mark in 1917, the last normal
year, was at a similar date 16.00, white
at present there are more than 2000
subscribers. Besides these Te Daily
reaches 300 high schools, 150,alumni,
and about 45 colleges. Every house
occupied by students ls reached. in
this matter it might be said that inde-
pendent men support The Daily much
better than fraternity men. For every
four of the former there is one Daily,
while a fraternity house of from 25 to
30 'members averages only about three
y
papers.
Room In Memorial Hall at Premium
Available rooms in Alumni Memo-
rial hall are at cohsiderably more of
a premium this fal-I than in previous
years, due to the 'unusually large
enrollment in the fine arts depart-
ment. The enrollment in Fine Arts 1
is so large that the large lecture
room on the second floor is practically
filled.

"Favorite C


EVERY man is ti
neck down UNLESS
at the knees. we tal
trousers.
There's a difference

an who
~4 -D-1

Is your boarding-house serving pasteurized
certified. milk?

or,

_'

A1

The 7 lim':

HERE COMES THE BRIDE.
rettiest bride in town.-Adv.
HERE COMES THE GROOM.
appiest man in town.--Adv.
Pary your subscription.

The
The

f.

stood forth
in his mad

the'
of

enabled to
e in future

The Midnight Rise of the Profiteer
Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the sad kick-off of a profiteer.
One stormy night in twenty-one,
We heard the wail of some sonuvagun.
We sneaked to the window and had a look
At a sight not found in a picture. book.
By the flashes .of light a tall old pine
An~d above the storm heard the geezer's whine:
"Oh, string me not up on this tall, tall pine!"
Six little red devils danced around
And hauled on a rope till he cleared the ground.
"Now up one notch for every raise
*Ie made in prices in profiteer days,
And down one notch for every drop-
If he is lucky he'll not reach the top.."
They hauled on the rope with a right good will;
Up notch by notch he went untilp
He reached the top of the tall old pine;
But never a slack did they let in the line.
For the raises were many and drops there were
none
In the. profiteer days of this sonuvagun.
On top of that pine his bones shall stay
To warm profiteers- that, they,, too, must pay.
Explanations are in order for the latest christen-
ing of this colyum. It was renamed in order to
obtain a title more suitable to its contents. How-
ever, we shall not explain its significance, but we
offer a prize to the first-contrib who guesses 'What
it is. The Prize?? Oh, yes, a nice set of hand-
painted ear-muffs.
Another Message from the Dead
No, Elbertus, the language of the spirit world is
not one of the dead languages.
Come On with Your Epitaphs
"I'll say now that father was right;
One shouldn't play football with dynamite."
The Landladies Hung 'Em on Us
"Wanted, a paper hanger to hang four rooms."
-Bedford Daily News.

.iIL

I.

If you select your
- PIPE -
from our stock you are
to be satisfied.
We have the largest
most complete line in
City.

I

sure 111

1


and

See Our Window

I

City Cigar

Store


110 E. Huron St.

Phone 2508,

for the
still re-


The

ppear, among the most
e campus at the present

he-

Cravats Are N

question

an un-
be ap-
to seri-

the proposi-

The B. & O. railroad has inaugurated a great
"No Accident" campaign. Now that measures are
being taken to safeguard the life of the passenger,
maybe some road will win everlasting fame by pro-
tecting the passenger's property and start a "No
Tipping" campaign.
A navy officer testified that his salary was in-
adequate to allow of his giving presents to his
wife. Cheer up, you might be giving presents to
your wife and receiving in return neckties which
she would expect you to wear.
A representative declared the other day" that we
did not want the class of citizens whose feet were
in this country and their heart in their native land.
If such is this case, we can at least be sure that the

Go St ateS. s
Good Tailoring and Furnishing

Liveliness and snap are i
reckear-dressiness t(
Priced at $1.00 to $4.5

belonging to
not belong at
en a thing is
is to be as-

1: