'I &.1 5a&.d £ OF THE UNIVERSITY CHIGAN cept Monday during the Univer- >l of Student Publications. ASSOCIATED PRESS :clusively entitled to the use for hes credited to it or not otherwise ocal news published therein. Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second nail, $3.50. wilding, Maynard street. itorial, 24=4" :ed 30o words, if signed, the sig-. - in print but as an evidence of. be published in The Daily at the at or mailed to The Daily office. ceive no consideration. No manl the writer incloses postage. arily endorse the sentiments ex- will not be received after 8 o'clock n. Al STAFF give due consideration to his membership in the Alumni association and remember what it will mean to him. It is his chance to make his connection with his alma mater permanent, his opportunity for proving .o what extent he is really a Michigan man. Mary Roberts RMine Latest Book DITOR...................HARRY M. CAREY K. Ehlbert Joseph A. Bernstein .Campbell ,H1ugh Hitchcock _ e Brophy " Renaud Sherwood McManis . .s.......H Hardy Heth, Lsee M. Woodruff ............Brewster Campbell ... .. ..... . John I. Dakin ..........Robert C. Angell tment......................Marguerite Clark .. ......Thomias Adams, Thornton Sargent Jr. Assistants k G. F. Clarke e Thomas '. Whin aldo R. W. Wrobleski er George Reindel ort Dorothy Monfort )w Minnie Muskatt kery Harry B. Grun fer W. F. Elliott Winefred Biethan nery Robert D. Sage i MainNichols Frances Oberholtrer rt Edna Apel 1~. P. Lovejoy dy* Charles Murchison Russell Fletcher GAFF HIGH SPOTS As a people we are suffering from an aggravat- ed case of watching the high spots. The, disease is not althogether new, but the present attack is seri- ous. Its ravages have already made the patient blind to the everyday, wholesome foundations of life........ The eccentricities of college professors form a choice subject of gossip in educational communities, but no one bothers much about the hundreds of- dreary quiz papers which the professors have to read and correct. College students are supposed to be lazy, indifferent, sporty and sometimes boisterous, but there are nearly two hundred and sixty thous- and of them altogether in this country, and any- ope who supposes that in the main these young men and women are not engaged in the process of learning is merely ignorant of the achievements of education. Some of us who are older are inclin- ed, at times, to an adverse opinion of young people. They seem superficial, irreverent, careless of all the deeper things of life, abut every minute of the day many of these boys and girls are graduating into mature men and women who are carrying on the work of 'the world.-Satyrday Evening Post. DIGNITY ON SENIOR BENCHES Both in a utilitarian and a symbolical way the Senior benches are important adjuncts of the camp- us. Although nominally the property of each suc- ceeding Senior class, their use has been hospitably offered to the members of the' next lower classes, and' in their' true function they serve as shady seats where all college men, except at times fresh- men, are welcome to recline and smoke or talk. Of late it is noticeable that for a very few, these ways of whiling away time between classes have become too tame, and, in search of light entertain- ment novelties, plans,-arising no doubt entirely from thoughtlessness-have been followed which are objectionable and disrespectful to ' the women on the campus. That these methods of securing amusement are out of keeping with Michigan ideals is evident even to those who participate in them most enthusiastic- ally. It is regrettable that they should be led by upperclassmen, by whom the proper use of the benches should be most prized and Michigan. spirit should be best understood. Thoughtless acts such as these harm Michigan's good name abroad and should be discouraged no matter how small the group which engages in them. TWO STORES G RASFHEAM'S BOTH ENDS OF THE DIAGONAL WALK r DETROIT T ITED LINES imIIIIJO 11t.iIIIIIIIIIII li In Effect. May ,18, '1920Bewn Betwe- w~ Detroit, Ann' Arbor and Jackson J V S T (Eastern Standard Time) r Limited and Express cars leave for E U. Detroit, 6:10 a. m. and hourly to9:0E..iniversi~t .9:10 p. m. UI V I L Limiteds to Jackson at 8:40 a. mn. and every two hours to '8:40 p. m .Ex- presses at 9:45 a. m. and every two Eighteen haf two hours to 9:45 p. im.- Locals to Detroit- 5:55am., 7:05 a.m. = ed on handm and every two hours to 9:05 p.m., also 11:00 p.m. To Ypsilanti only, with yellow 11:40 p.m., 12:25 a.m. and 1:10 aim. Locals to Jackson - 7:45 a.m., and Pr 12:10 a.m. CARD OF THANKS The Overseas Club wishes to thank TWA the Btu-Maize shop for the baskets of flowers donated for the Memorial day services in.Hill Auditorium.-Adv. rE tllII!IlllI1111l Patronize our Advertisers.-Adv. OUT A BRAND NEW yofMichigan Souve AFFINITIES !U. ideolored photographs j made paper. Beautifully and tied with silk cord. ice only $1.00 1 I TWO STORES UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORI 'I ANAGER..................PAUL E. CHOLETTE ....LeGrand A. Gaines, Mark B. Covel ....feAs.......... ........Henry Whiting ...... Edward Priehs ...........CurtP. Schneider, R. A. Sullivan SENIORS PERMANENCY - LIKENESS - QUALITY .-. in- :; D. P. Joyce Wdter P. P. Hutchinson Raymond K. Corwin ngs Lester W. Millard tion concerning news for any t editor, who has full charge veek. will be Monday ty night, J. W. 'Kelly; rke; Thursday night, C. M. Campbell. Sat- S1, 1920. will meet at 5 o'clock TRY T UDITa Portraits That .Please" "Ready" Clothes Re fleet the character of those men who wear them. STOCK SALESMEN WANTED I have a few permanent positions for students graduating this year. Previous 'experience not necessary. Inexperienced salesmen are earning from $300.00 to $600.00 monthly. I am selling the Treasury Stock of a Detroit Company which has been in, business 3.7 years and in the past 3 years has paid 77 2-3% in dividends. Its net earnings for the next 12 months based on orders now on the books, 'it is estimated, will be 60% on its $1,000,000 capital. New salesmen will be given a short course of instruction, furnished prospect leads and receive thorough co-operation. Will employ under-graduates during their summer vacation. For full particulars write to _. 4 UL PARADE TRADITION as this characteristic, that it s of its associations instead 'of re ceremonial of observance. vhich separate the holiday from : celebrates, the story-ties of iliant deeds tighten their hold ng anew and vividly the mem- r a high and lasting patriotism. , smaller in numbers than had vertheless a fine significance' in >preciation for the sacrifice of ed and died in the same great comrades in the line of march. .ization of our debt will grow, de to the simple ceremony, and 3w too recent struggle will be s and history of past wars to ete symbolism of reverence for I the Telescope Only one i A Sure Sign of Summer One half pair of pants at extra price. per man.-Ad in Kingsford. Gazette. They are clean cut, virile, refined and dependable. Al parade, with all marching ,ardless of rank insignia, :an but also extremely fit- mon and indistinguishable h all bear' alike for those [t. May next year bring participants and more of shed Monday's ceremony. MNI INTEREST pproaching thi time when on the campus, the ques-' er as towhat his relation- R be af ter he has graduat- should be given the most y Michigan man who has >Il'ge life on this campus ciate 'the traditions of his petuate his interest in his Stude-Say is this "affectionate" pie? Landlady-Affectionate pie? What kind is that? Stude-Why the pie is so thin the crusts are actually stuck on each other. A Happy Ending "So you're going to take in Shuter's lectures on how to write a Union opera." "Yeh, and I've got a dandy scheme for next year's opera. You see I have all the principals killed in.the first act." "All the leading men killed in the first act? Why, a show of that kind wouldn't be popular with the audience." "It wouldn't, eh? You don't know who I have in mind for the principal roles." No, Clarice, the nave in Westminster Abbey is not one of the British Aisles. Stranger-How many hospitals have you in connection with the University. Stude-Two, University and Prohibition. Stranger-What do you mean by a "prohibi- tion" hospital? Stude-The Homoeopathic. They don't believe in taking anything. DAVID WHITNEY BUILDING Woodward at Grand Circus Telephone-Cherry 2705. I' ...______________ CHARLES VAN KEUREN, 1040 Penobscot Bldg., ; for the cigarette that gives a new thrill to the smoker whose taste is "fed up". Spur's new blend of fragrant Oriental leaf and mild home-grown tobacco does just that p S!;pur. 3J pr~~ :a Ipur= t - DETROIT, MICHIGAN r' , r here is no other institution which can e need of the alumnus for keeping ith Univ ersity activities as the Alumni 'his orginization is sustained primar- .ing the 'graduate with information University which will be of interest r givirtg him an opportunity to voice throiugh the association. It is, the bond to preserve the graduates' stu- n the, University. cad emic year is so near its close, it Lat the men who are seniors remem- Iti ons to the University. The Class d do little in preserving the old class r anging for class reunions and other g raduation, if it were not for the co- hielp of the association. It is one of tant duties of the association to help imialate the growth of local alumni He asked fair Maud to marry;- By letter she replied, He read it-she refused him, He shot himself and died. He might have been alive now, And she his happy bride, If he had read the postscript Upon the other side.-Ex. Phrenologist-Ahl, my young friend, you have, I perceive, a very pronounced bump of knowl- edge. Stude-Well, I ought to. That's where the en- cyclopedia fell on my head. Dear Noah: Is there anything that will mend :a broken heart? Heartbroken. You might try re-pairing. Famous Closing Lines "Ha, a promising student," he muttered as he heard the young man stalling off the landlady for the room rent. NOAH COUNT. Smart "brown-and-silver" pack- age, with triple wrapping to keep Spurs-fresh and rich. should