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ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN, SUNDAY, APRIL 25, 1920.

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MICHIGAN ENTERTAINING - 1920 J-HOP
Five Hundred Couples Formed the Massive Block "N" as the Finale of the Grand MFarch led by itoscoe P.
Dillon, '21E, and Miss Wanda Gillingham of Bayport.

ESIAE COTOFONE YEAR HAT
UNIVERSITY AVERAGES NER $ 8O0
NH. C. LIAND TUITION BOOST FIGU

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FFROM TH E
TOWER
By H. E. R.
PFroverbs Up-To-Date
A quart if cure is worth "a ton of
prevention.,/
A Modern Sampson -
"VWtere is .it" he cried, reaching fot'
a taxi.--From Judge.
The Wrong Number
First Slicker: "Ah, good eve little
maid. Are you waiting.for me?"
Young maiden replies not. She is
cold and still.
Second Slicker: "She must be a
telephone girl.".
First- Slicker: "Why so?"
Second Slicker: "Because she
does'nt answer."
CAICAGO GIRLS TO CONSERVE

FIFTY OR SIXTY

urnment. Just
to be undor-
ion. Sone say
public officials,
ien may afford,
e public. Some
ot, giving the
ointing power,
y be placed in
many possible
aost important
not be met over
ting an active
.n's enthusiasm
his community.
!e Men
idea of stimu-
o enter public
political clubs
is by their ac-
at this idea of
accomplished.
y in this field
in just enough
e position later
with the main
g a few .of the
ways existing

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these clubs create
l this may be ac-
eral ways: Bring-
ers to town to dis-
of the day; enter-
al discussions upon
and best of all,
dates for the offices
President person-i

BUBLESFORTH-
Characterized as "Irrepressible, Joy.
ous and Irresponsible," by Cur-
rent Magazine
PROVES DELIGHT FOR WRITER
EVEN MORE TRAN FOR READER
(By Frances Stiles)
Judge says that college humor is
"irrepresible, joyous, irresponsible."
7t has summed up the situation in three
comprehensive words, for college,
humor is all that and nothing more.
Irrepressible-so much so that hu-
mor bursts forth in the class room
evoking laughter when some slightly
embarrasing thing has been said by
the youth with the ever ready blush.
It even lies lurking in the hushed
stillness of the library, waiting the
ghost of an excuse to escape. Irre-
pressible because there is' so much of.
it abroad slipping from the tangues of
students and hiding in every nook of
the campus, that a whole column a day
is penned up in the newspaper and
once a. month a 16 page spasm ap-
pears.
Humor Spontaneous
Joyous humor? Yes, because it is
without malice or forethought; it is
spontaneous and because it so tho-
roughly delights the originators, if not
those who take part in it. There is
no hesitation, no fear of consequences,
the joke will serve its term, the prac-
tical stunt at someone's expense will
be executed with keenest, most whole
souled delight, for college humor does
not suffer from the niceties ofl

and
see

y to

t two political
', the Republi-
ounded mainly
ating a proper
Harry Lane,
ublican Club:
nulating an in-
ent at a time
an education
epublican Club
Michigan. was

Oratory League'.
Will Celebrate
3oth A nniversary
Formed Upon Suggestion of Michigan
Professor; Seven Schools Are
Members
(By Samuel Lamport)
The Northern Oratorical League,
funded in 1890 by Prof. Thomas Clark-
son Trueblood, head of the oratory de-
partment, celebrates its thirtieth anni-
versary this year.
The league was formed and the
first of its contests held in Ann Arbor.
Four Universitiesand colleges .om-
prised its members. They were the
University of Michigan, the University
of Wisconsin, Northwestern univer-
sity, and ,Oberlin College. To this
number have since .been added the
University of Iowa, the University of
Illinois, and the University of Min-
nesota.
Chicago Withdraws
The University of Chicago was a
member for 16 years but withdrew
from the league in 1908.
In the contests that have been held
between the various colleges, Michi-
gan and Northwestern universities
have been equally successful in stl'iv-
ifig after first hbnors, each university,
winning nine first and fou. second
places. Michigan won six c ecutive'
first places in the first six contests of
the league, following this with' an-
other first place after an interval of
a year.
Michigan's record in debating is far'
more illustrious. Out of 62 debates
held, 42 of her teams have been vic-
torious. The number of victories and
defeats and the names of the colleges
debated against are:
Wisconsin, eight victories, two' de-
feats; Northwestern, ten victories,
nine defeats; Minnesota, three vic-
tories, one defeat; Pennsylvania, three
victories, one defeat.; Chicago, four-
teen victories, eight defelts. Illnois,
four victories, one defeat.'
The purpose of the league, stated
in the first article of its constitution,
is "to elevate the standard of oratory
by holding annual contests." Contests
are held annually at the several col-
leges composing the league. The last
contest to be held in Ann Arbor took
place two. years ago. It will be held
this year at Madison, Wis.
The student receiving first honor is
awarded one hundred dollars annually
and the one receiving second honor
fifty dollars. These prizes have been
offered by Gov. Frank O. Lowden of
Illinois since 1901.

OFNAVAL TANK
Experimental, Apparatus Provides
Means of Testing Nautical In
struction, Inland
GIVES MICHIGAN OPPORTUNITY
FOR IMPORTANT WAR WORK
By Pat Lovejoy,
One of the most unique pieces of
testing machinery in the University
is the experimental ship tank. To
manyrpeople this piece of apparatus
has real isignificance. To .others it
means little. It is for the edifica-
tion of these latter folks that the fol-
lowing facts are given.
"The shape or lines of a .-vessel,
together with the estimate of the
horsepower necessary to drive her
at a given speed, is the most inter-
esting,, and also the most difficult,
part of the naval architect's work,"
it is said.
For Experiments
It is the primary object of the
naval ,tank to perform experiments
upon various minature ships and to
determine from these experiments
data which will be of importance and
value in building the real model. In
order to do this, a tank 300 feet long,
22 feet wide, and 10 feet deep, was
built forming the east wing of the
New. Engineering building.
The channel of water is spanned
by a traveling car, on the under side
of which is fastened the model to be
tested. Current to propel the truck
along the rails, placed on either side'
of the .tank, is secured from a trolley$
and regenerated in order to secure
an even 'speed.
The models themselves are cast

ON BATHING
NEWS ITEM.
A Life Guard
life.
Does he,
All day long
beaches,

MICHIGAN RAD WILL
DESIGNR ACING PLANE

SUIT'S THIS YEAR-
Chorus
leads a merry, merry
does he?
he strolls along the

INADEQUATE, ANALYSIS
SHOWS
INCREASE IN PRICES
BOOST EXPENDITUR.
Fees Climb with Growing Cost of Ri
ing University; .Board and
Roop Rent Soar
(By Edgar L. Rice)
"Fifty dollars" per month says c
man on' the campus when question
as to the cost of living for the avers
student; "Sixty" answers anoth
and so opinions differ, but theire
pressions are open to criticism fro
those whoshave tried and failed, a
are willing to be shown the lig
Estimates made through the Ask,
at Random column in The Daily ha
called forth communications fro
several sources 'in which the expen
tures' have been carefully analyz
with a view to proving the assert
impossibility.of such proceedure.
Itemize Expenditures Y
Interrogation of one man who (
Glared that $54 per month was h
expenditure proved that of this si
$10 a week went to the boarding hot
and for room, while tuition was n
apportioned over the several month
and laundry was sent home. M
cellaneous eapences consumed the r
maining $14, various small items
clothing coming within this amou
but -the larger call for more cos
apparel being separate.
Analysis on a yearly basis st
mited by one student itemized tuiti
and books at $150 (engineering
board at $252, room an additional $
laundry $21, and miscellaneous e
penses $43, giving a total of $5
counting 36 weeks to the school ye
No opportionment for clothes is me
tioned with this total.
"Look what has been omitted," sa
another, "Why, all of the little con
forts and pleasures which make c
lege life worth while; concert' ticke
occosional dances, class functions, t
bacco,, and now and then a movi
Places Avera Low
In attempting to give the benefit
the doubt to those who have plac
their estimates at a low figure, t
writer in the above case placed t
average for various items at lim
which appear on investigation to
below the real ones.
Room rent, which in the year 19
was considered reasonable at $2.50 p
weekp, has hardly remained at t

Feasts his eyes on Mermaid Peaches,
Oh well, what the--.
Somebody Lied
"I'm. awfully sorry, Sylvester, but
I have a date every night this month."
Well, Well, Well.
Spring is here.
Lykell l Lykellt.
Sororities Please Take Notice, And
Clea;47p The Cigarette Butts,
Around The House
As a final attempt to improve the
condition of Ann Arbor's'streets, yards
andalleys the clean-up campaign has
been extended two more weeks.-Item.

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MILTpN BAUMAN, '17E, CHOSEN
FOR IMPORTANT TASK
DESPITE AGE

To a Michigan man has been given -old level for a period of four y
the honor of designing an airplane! as the open protet against
that will vie with those of other coun-] teering at the beginning of the
tries in an international air derby to would indicate.
be held in France next fall. A much closer approximatio
Milton Bauman '17E, working as rents, as determined through the
an airplane designer at the Dayton ious agencies which handle room
[Wright field has been accorded the the students, *ould seem to j
distinction of being assigned to the the raising of that rate to at
task. Bauman has already begun $3 per week. '.Inquiries made at

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var-
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justify
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ociated and ac
nerely to keep
interested in
iot care to tak
the matter. Th
pay dues amou
year and carry
club. Aside fr
leges and resp
ame. It is ho
>lish a perman

ilty Irresponsible humor hits a vulner-
ted able spot and fears not. It is happy
hip go lucky, sometimes a bit risque. The
tive fat and furtive freshman, foolishly
in falling fast upon the frozen walk is a
the less humorous spectacle to average
e a college eyes than js a serious senior
ese prompted by the urge of "lickor" to
int- sudden loquaciousness.
on Cellars Are Sellers
om Since July 1, '19, hair tonic and
on- cellar's have achieved almost unheard
ped of -popularity in the college monthlies.
ent Of late the fusser and co-ed have
in- come in for an extra dose. This usu-
ent ally pleases,
My bunkie is a tea dog
ubs Who throws a heavy line;
or- He's the lad who cops the dates,
nits The shirt he wears is mine.
ach None but a person who had tasted of,
the the advantages of higher learning and
ual the culture of colege life would go into
hysterics over that.
(Continued on page ')

an ut
and cut from paraffin and bees-wax. work.
By means of a pantograph attach- Although he is but 24 years of age,
ment, different models bearing the the Michigan graduate has won fame
same ratios may be cut from the for himself by his exceptional apti-
same. design. The ship having been tude at planning flying machines. At
completed and the proper amount of one time he was offered a position
balaslt inserted, it is fastened to the in the aeronautical department of the.
under side of the travelling car, in University, but refused it in prefer-
a way that the resistance off- ence to his job with 'th e Wright


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ered. is* registered, in conjunction
with the speed, upon a revolving
drum on the platform of the car.
Model Ships Tested'
The models used are from 10 to
12 feet long, and may represent a
vessel of any size. The frictional re-
sistance and that known as wave
making resitsance are in this way
obtained, the results being applicable
to the type of ship tested.
Since the University of Michigan
has one of the two university naval
(Continued on page 4)

people.
Authorities on flying declare that
to win the international meet, a mach-
ine will have to be capable of making
between 185 and 200 miles per hour. t
Bauman will have this difficult prob-
lem of speed, to solve in success-
fully completing his work.
The Gordon Bennett cup will be
awarded to the winners of the race
which will be for approximately 187
miles. Three American teams will
enter. Dayton Wright pilot will fly
Bauman's machine.

eral fraternities bear out this state-
ment.
While $150' for tuition, class dues,
books, and other similar items would
probably be sufficient' for the ordin-
ary literary or -engineering student,
this would not hold true for the pro-
fessional courses in general. Especi-
ally will this apply next year when
the new schedule of fees will be in-
troduced.
Prices To Go Up
For those who are looking forward
it would be safe to predict that this
last mentioned' item must be boosted
next year to an average of $175 as a
minimum. This does not apply to
the professional schools.
While numerous boarding houses
throughout the city maintain rates
below the $7 figure given above, the
larger houses of standing among the
Continued on page 4.

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