THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, APRIL 20 m rro ___., . t i 4t £Wdiiga BWI FFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN iblished every morning except Monday ig the university year by the Board in rol of Student Publications. £$ER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ic Associated Press is exclusively entitled le use for republication of all news dis- hes credited to it or not otherwise credited is paper and also the local news pub- :d herein. tered at thedpostofrice at Ann Arbor, Ugan, as Second class matter. ibscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. fices : Ann Arbor Press Building. ones: Business, 96o; Editorial, 2414. mmunications not to exceed 300 words, pied, the signature not necessarily to ap- in print, but as an evidence of faith, and es of events will be published in The r at the discretion of the Editor, if left rmailed to the office. isigned communications will receive no .deration. No manuscript will be re- :d unless the writer incloses postage. e Daily does not necessarily endorse the iments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF ence Roeser..........Managing Editor CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH 10:30 A. M. Public Worship Cantata: Shelly's "Death and Life" Address by Lloyd C. Douglas Topic: "Renewal of Life" 6:30 P. M. Student Round Table Prof. W. R. Humphreys speaks on "The Golden Age in Greek Mythology and in the Bible" The Guillotine Editor's note.-Due to the fact that Kendrick Kimball, Guillotine editor, is to take charge of the May issue of The Gargoyle, this column will be suspend- ed for the time being. OUR OWN LITTLE REQUIEM Often our efforts have tired you, Often our wheezes were old,I Some of our jokes were moth eaten, Some hashed o'er and re-told, So we're thanking you for your pa- tience Now that our labors are through, We know that you suffered, dear reader, ° So we hand all the credit to you. We overworked Kipling and others When we had naught of our own, We parodied Dr. Tom Lovell, You read it through with a groan, And some of our lines were borrowed, They say that nothing is new, We know that you suffered, - dear reader, So we hand all the credit to you. I i On" First Baptist Church 10:30 A. M. EASTIR SERVICE CANTATA by the Choir I Sermon by M. WELLS J" rM. Carey.... ........News Millar ... ............sCity nMarx..............Associate as F, McAllister......Feature K. Ehlbert......... Telegraph B. Landis..............Sport erite Clark...........Women's is Guernsey ........... Women's Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor FEditor Editor Editor Kimball.......Guillotine . Osius, Jr...........State] Shinkman..........Dramatic] el .... ....... Music ley ............ Lxchange 1ohl .......Literary Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Eiditor ISSUE EDITORS ISSUE EDITORS t R. Slusser Paul G. Weber d Sherwood Edgar L. Rice W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart William Clarkson REPORTERS s H, Adams John 1a. McManis d B. Marshall C. H. Murchison Ellis Mary D. Lane. a Schermerhorn John I. Dakin W. Brown Logan Trumbull erson Swart Stewart Baxter' Crozier Muriel EZ Bauman n ar e BUSINESS STAFF Harold Makinson ........Business Manager Ages I, Abele .Asst. Business Manager leran A Gaines...Asst. Business Manager Win. i. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager Wm5 xA. eitzinger.. .Asst. BusinessM anager Doad .Major... .Asst. Business Manager Donnell R. Schoffne. Asst. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF MarkB Covell Edward Priehs, Jr. Robert E. McKean Henry Whiting II george A. Cadwell J, Duane Miller MaynardAA. Newton R. A.eSullivan JUNIOR STAFF Curvt F. Schneider Isabelle Farnum Harold P Lindsay Geo. R. Striibek, Jr. Harper Moore Arthur L. Glazier James A. Kennedy, Jr. SUNDAY, APRIL 20,. 1919. EASTER SUNDAY The first resurrection occurred nearly two thousand years ago. Since that -time the world has never failed to remember the wonderful event, and its celebration is always looked for- ward to with affection and reverence. The war has given us some new ideas about religion. The boys in the trench- es were usually not what might be called religious, yet they have come from the conflict with a deeper religi- ous feeling than a whole lifetime of teaching could have accomplished. The reason was that the soldier found that religion could be lived as well as preached. The first chaplains to go across tried to preach it, and they were failures. Then came the ones who practfeed their religion in their daily life, who really lived a life of service and love-and they were the idols of their companies. Thus religion itself has had a resur- rection. We are finding that the only religion is not that of ritual and form ality, but that of the real, home-loving and service-giving kind. Thus Easter Sunday has a greater significance this year than ever be fore.' DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE A few years ago a flying machine was laughed at with good-natured condescension - it couldn't be done'. But it was done, and now we are wait- ing for the first trans-Atlantic flight by airplane. The airmen are ready, and are waiting only for favorable weath- er. We think of an airplane flying across the ocean as a feat to be classed with the greatest in history. In a short time the flight will have been an ac- complished fact. Others will follow. Another generation will think nothing of, these trips. Doing the impossible might be call- ed the motto of our present age. We are doing it all the time. Inventions follow one another with startling rap- idity, until we are bewildered. We wonder what the next step will be. We cannot say anything is impos- sible any more. Because of its in- conceivability to us, we cannot rej'ct the future accomplishment of any fact. What. was deemed impossible to our forefathers is ridiculed today, and doubtlessly our apparently advanced inventions will seem ordinary and even simple to the coming ages. The impossible of tomorrow becomes the possibility of today and the com-' monplace of yesterday. A soldier weds the nurse who saved his life. The question now is, willf she continue to save? Our path was not one of roses, Many a time in despair We used the slap stick in places I And christened our work with prayer, But we are not asking for glory, honor to whom it is due, We know that you suffered, d reader, So we hand all the credit to you. a ear "The Jig Is Upg" "C. B. Carlson died at his home yes- terday from St. Vitus dance." -- Springfield, Ohio, Gazette. If switches were all electrical think how magnetic some women would be. "Father of Fourteen Seeks Sympa- thy and Financial Aid."--South Bend, Ind., Times-News. That's nothing, George Washington was Father of his Country and got away with it. He's a "Liar It's 1great to be a college bred, To feel a mental growth, What kind of a bread is that, you ask? It's just a four year loaf. Handy Quotations, No. 2 "Another cereal story," said the grocer as he wrote the Quaker Oats advertisement. Our Daily Novelette He--"I called my last girl my Ivory Soap Queen." She-"Ah, a delicate tribute to her purity." He-"No, she cleaned me out of everything I had." The young lady whom we saw shimmying across the campus one rainy day last week says that she was simply dodging the angle worms on the sidewalk. FATE Their meeting it was sudden; Their meeting it was sad; She gave her sweet young life, The most precious thing she had. She sleeps beneath the williws, In peace she's resting now; There's always something doing When a freight train meets a cow., He Wouldn't Lose a Second When you see a dashing Senior Blushing scarlet in the face Every time he pulls his watch out - There's a woman in the case. Famous Closing Lines 0. DEATH, WHERE IS THY STING! LOUIS XVI. 1)iENTII'(ATION OF WORMS TO BE MADE BY PROF. WELCH Two collections of annelid worms from the Arctic regions have been re- ceived by Prof. Paul S. Welch, of the zoology department, for identification. One of these collections was made by the Canadian Arctic expedition, which was under the leadership of! Vilhjalmur Stefansson. It consists of more than 100 specimens representing seven different species, two of whichl are new. These animals are distant relatives of the well-known earthworn and live in the ground and in the moss. They were collected along the north- ern shore of Canada in the region ly- ing between Icy cape and Coronation gulf. The second collection was made in Northern Greenland by the Crocker- land expedition, but the identifications have not as yet been made. HOPE 1 12:00 P. M. EASTER PROGRAM By the Sunday School 6:30 P. X. Guild Meeting .F. B. Igler will speak TELLS OFCHAPEONES CHANGE OF ATTITUDE OF STU- DENTS GIVEN AS REMEDY FOR SITUATI ON, SAYS WRITER. Editor, The Michigan Daily. It may not be generally known, but it is nevertheless true that those in charge of our University dances are finding it increasingly difficult to se- cure chaperones. If chaperones are necessary, and it seems that they are so considered (at one time several of our leading University organizations for women boycotted what was then Granger's dancing academy, because no chaperones were invited), the sub- ject may well merit consideration. A little discussion among those who have been serving in this capacity will read- ily reveal the cause for tis condi- tion, and it is as one who is earnestly interested in the welfare of the dance as a student amusement that the writ- er submits this statement. The chaperone takes the attitude that he is present not as a policeman, an idea which comes from far back in the woods, but rather as an evidence of the sanction of the University au- thorities, of their sympathy; and he feels that, since he is conferring a favor, he should be given some passing consideration by the dancers and not be ignored, as is almost always the case even when a dozen of the dancers on the floor may be his own students. The chaperon:feels also that the stu- dent is neglecting a valuable oppor- tunity when he fails to take a few mo- ments to speak to the chaperones be- tween dances, an opportunity to ac- quire that social poise which is as- suredly not out of keeping with the young man or woman who 'goes out from the University calling himself educated. It is known that the heads of our University housing organizationshave long tried to instill in their students a proper sense of their responsibil- ity in this respect, but with little ef- fect. The dance committees also are as " a rule most satisfactory in their function, but again with little if any effect on the dancers. Meanwhile, among those who have frequently served in the past as chaperones one often hears the remark, "I don't care to chaperone any more; I don't care to go anywhere where my presence is ignored, if not resented." Let there be a marked change, however, in this ~g *- U iii -ll, $159 * B SProtect Your C Prc Floors Q Porch floors and steps receive harder wear than 5 any other czizface about m M the house. Low1o.heys' ]PfQCH I FLOR Ur will ? eep them lockin ~ ' * well aLd prce' them y against. wcathe:: an wear. a S'Ad recady for use-in &; cans of convenient size. Ask far clc; cUaxd f OSWALD A. HERZ 112 W. Washington St.-, IK fl"" FIRST METHODIST CHURCH EASTER SERVICES Sunrise Meeting at 8;00 o'clock "Father" Iden 10:30 o'clock Cantata: "The Resurrection" Grace Johnson Konold, assisted by quartette and chorus At Noon Prof. J. C. Parker "My Portrait of Jesus Christ" Young Men's Class 6:30 o'clock Roy C. Jacobson "The New Resurrection" 7:30 o'clock Prof. T. C. Trueblood Readings from "The Passion Play" STUDENTS WELCOME I I attitude of our student dancers, and the obtaining of chaperones will furn- ish no difficulty whatever to those in charge, whose patience is now all but exhausted. A CHAPERONE. Junior girls may settle their ac- counts with the Junior Play committee from 10 to 12 o'clock Monday morning in University hall. This will be the only chance for arranging this mat- ter. Miss Marion 'Wood wishes to inter- view all junior and senior girls who intend to play baseball, at 4 o'clock Monday afternoon in Barbour gymnas- ium. The purpose of this meeting is to arrange practice schedules. A meeting of the social service com- mittee will be held at 4 o'clock Mon- day afternoon in Barbour gymnas- ium. Pledges for Y. W. C. A. work in China should be paid to Miss Huldah Bancroft in Barbour gymnasium. Tennis balls and rackets. Cushing's Pharmamy.-Adv. Rent a Kodak today. Lyndon, 719 N. University Ave.-Adv. . Patronize our aavertisers.--Adv. At Our Big Neckwear Values at Seventy-five cents 1, rl Can You Beat It? Wadhams & Co., Tennis Players Listen We are at your service with 100 TENNIS RACKETS Wright and Ditson5's Strong line, also H. C. Lee & Co.'s "Slotted Throat" Racket Special attention to Restringing. Peefect work and prompt delivery guaranteed. STATE STREET STORE . WuAHR'S McGregor Golf Clubs Lee, Wright & Detson and Spaulding Rackets UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE When passing through the Arcade Tennis Balls Rackets Restrung LOOK! GRAHAM! formerly, Sheehan & Co.[ LYNDON, 719 N. Eastman Films. 4:30 P. M.-Adv. University for fresh Open Sunday until I. THE RAINY SEASON IS HERE WITH YOU Relieving You of, a Task Call Us In cleaning household articles, home methods A Trial Solicited INDEPENDENT never get them thoroughly clean. 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To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. in., 12:20 a. in., 1:to a. n1., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and 11 :20 p. in. WAI KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. M. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620-R 314 S. State St. Ann Arbor Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The AnnArbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $50,000.00 Resources .........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. Parcel Post Packages Paid One Way 209 S. 4TH AVE Phone 2508 ANN ARBOR I SAVE THE PIECES! Eye Glass Lenses Ground in Our Own Shop. Same Day. Try Our Service. Eyes Examined STATE STREET HALLER FULLER JEWELERS tne is real Hungary chief."- te. He can starve for all we