THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDA OFFICIAL~ NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN :ublshed every morning except Monday .ing the university year by the Board in atrol of Student Publications, EMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Dhe Associated Press is exclusively entitled the use for republication of all neCws dis- ches creditedto it or not otherwise credited this paper and also the local news pub- ed herein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, chigan, as second class matter. subscriptions by carrier or mail, 3.50. )*'ices: Ann Arbor Press Building. Phones. Business. 960; Editorial, a4. ommunications not t. exceed 300 words, signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- r in print, but as an evidence of faith, and ices of events will be published in The ly at the discretion of the Editor, if left or mailed to the office. Jasigned communications will receive no uideration. No manuscript will' be re- ned unless the writer incloses postage. 'he Daily does not necessarily endorse the timents expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF rence Roeser ........Managing Editor I The Guillotine to lv e flIQ I... I fl ii In the Woodlands Watching In the woodlands watching two little birds Building their nest in old spring- time Just like little birds always do For in that nest there'll be to find. Eggs to lay in warmed by the sun For the birds and the sun to hatch and warm So that those little eggs don't get cold Whin there may be perhaps to come a storm. That little instinct when eggs are laid In the nest with the greatest of -care Do these little birds pay attention to To see those little featherless laying there. After they are hatched from the eggs When they are able to fly For in a little while they'll get strong Enough to bid the old nest good-bye. For so it goes througi all the years' When old springtime comes along So that in the woodlands there is That making them ring with song. Dr. Tom Lovell, Poet. There are enough eggs in the above woodland lay to warrant it being en- titled a "Midsummer Night's Om- lette." "Census embraces 22,000,000 wom- en." - Literary Digest. How would you like to be the census taker, dear reader? Why the Editor Stayed Home "At the meeting of the Woman's Tuesday club yesterday afternoon Mrs. J. T. Miller read an article on, 'Voo- dooism and Personal Devils.' Seven- teen were present." - Boone (Iowa) News-Republcain. M aCrarey.............News Millar... .........City Marx............Associate s F. McAllister...... Feature K. Ehlbert........ Telegraph B. J andis........ .... .Sport erite Clark.......... .Women' a Guernsey............Women's Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor ick Kimball....... Guillotine s R. Osius, Jr..........State A. Shinkman........Diamatic Apel ................Music Daile ... ..Exchange d Vhl .............Literary 1 ..Methodist Church.. Saturday, 7:p M. STUDENTS Silver WELCOME Offering Why they call This University "Goddess of The Inland Seas." Flickerings of Rural Life (From the Iola, Kansas, Register) "Mr. Roberts has left for Kansas City with a car of hogs. A number of the neighbors went in together to make up the car." Our Daily Novelette Kindly old lady-"And how is your grandfather standing the heat these August days." Litie boys-"Don't know, mum. He died last Friday." Why the President Had a Stroke "The first meeting of the Ladies' Matinee club will be hell in the Cen- tral Christian church Saturday after- noon at 2:30 o'clock." - Columbus (Ind.) Republican. Famous Closing Lines "A piece at any price,' 'said the hun- gry gentleman as he ordered chicken in the restaurant. LOUIS XVI. Freshman outdoor sport classes be- gin Friday. All freshmen are respon- sible for attendance at these classes.E The Women's league will hold its annual meeting at 4 o'clock Friday aft- ernoon in Barbour gymnasium. Re- ports of officers and committee chair- men will be read at this time. Pledges for University Y. W. C. A.1 work in China are overdue and shouldq Address by LLOYD C. DOUGLAS Topic "LIFTED UP" The doors will be opened at 3;15 and clored promptly at 3:35, after which there will be no admittance. FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH COOD FRIDAY SERVICE 3:80 o'clock STAINER'S "THE CRUCIFIXION" Il 11111 LILIJLLIBULLILI~IIJI fil IIii Il 7 '-I I Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editorj It's Come at Last 'Dr. Tom Lovclls Dickey Bird Song Music by Keith. Words by. DR. TOM LOVELL On Sale at all music Stores. Dlon't forget, Precious Tresures can be bought at Wahr's and Slater's Base Ball. Bargains! We are offering our stock of III Base Ball Mitts and Gloves at before-the-war prices, which means that you can save from 25 to 50 % if you take advantage of our otter. COME EARLY WAH R.S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy using the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ASKA US b R ISSUE EDITORS St r Slusser Paul G. Weber n tiaiShrwoodEgrL.Rc agh W itchcock Edgar L. Rice William Clarkson REPORTERS omaa IH. Adams John I:. McManis thard B. Marahall C. H. Murchison ne Ellis Mary D. Lane trina Schermerhorn John I. Dakin thur W1 Brown ogan Trumbull Emerson Swart Stewart Baxter rin Crozier Muriel E. Bauman BUSINESS STAFF rod Makiaton .........Business Manager ae Iy.ttAele..fas. Busiess Manager ran4 A. Gane...Asst. Busiess Manager t. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager t A.Leatrnger.. Ast Business Manager aald M. MSaor. .flet. Business Manager nneU R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF tk B. Covell Edward Priehs, Jr. ert X; McKean Henry Whiting 11 rge A Cadwell J. Duane Wiler ynard A. Newton R. A. Sullivan JUNIOR STAFF t P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum rold . Lindsay Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr. rper Moore Arthur L. Glazier James A. Kennedy, Jr. FRIDAY, APRIL 18, 1919. Issue Editor--Renaud Sherwood YEA, VICTORY LOAN! ta' beenr a long time since we've 4 a mass meeting at Michigan. The e tonight ought to be all the more ractive for that reason. (ass meetings are an institution at higan. They are the best insti- ;ors of "pep" known. One reason y there has been so little spirit need on the campus this year is octly due to the absence of them. ul old-fashioned m s meeting used be an event eagly looked for- rd to. On the nilgt it was to be d, every student who could possi- crowd into the auditorium did; the nepeople crowded as muchsas the Idents. Many a time immense Hill itorum was not large enough. )uring the football season, a mass eting would take sleepy, indifferent dents, and with the help of a few aches, songs, and cheers, turn them o wide-awake, yelling, and raving dmen in the cause of Michigan. 'he mass meeting tonight is for a ger cause than a football victory. a for a victory in the last and final frty Loan - the loan that will ir the country of its war debt and lly finish the war for America. 'he war is not yet over. Remember t! It will not be over until the tory Liberty Loan has gone over. et's put the loan over. Let's go he mass meeting and become rav- madzmen on the subject of buying arty bonds. ROLLER-TOWEL GATHERS- rolling- stone gathers no moss. ut a roller-towel gathers- irt, which collects and collects and ames an ideal breeding place for arms, which increase and increase become the best known carriers Isease, which spreads and spreads -may 'Involve any number of stu- we must have roller-towels, why put :them to some practical use? kaiser's youngest son wants to o tiAmerica to live. We could g im. to Michigan, and use him wijmentally to find out just how h disease is spread by the roller- 0l. e would be made to use every rol- owel on the campus, and then he d be studied by the Medical school. east, some new discoveries might made.. he Master Mind at the Maj sug- s courses in crystal gazing for the rersity. Maybe he got the idea the star-gazers who are flocking k him questions. ilfghts will defeat Boshevikism," a beaIhine. A case of like at- Li0 ~... Farmers & Mechanics Bank }01-105 S. Main 330 S. State St. (Nickels Arcade) t p "Throw Out the Lifeline" Yesterday while walking Across the campus I came to a place Where I had to debate Whether to use A scissors kick Or the Australian crawl To get across And then I knew <" , 1 r be paid at once to Miss Huldah Ban- croft in Barbour gymnasium. Mrs. Katherine Cameron will chap- erone Friday night at the Union. Mrs. Fremont Ward will be the chaperone Saturday night. Serious Riots Occur in India London, April 18. - There has been rioting at Lahore and Allahabad, In- dia, with some loss of life, including Europeans, according to a government statement to parliament yesterday. McGregor Golf Clubs_ Lee, Wright & Detson and Spaulding Rackets Tennis Balls Rackets Restrung GRAHAM, formerly Sheehan &,to, .. D. Lippincott, Engaged to Captain The engagement is announced of Margaret D. Lippincott, '19, to Captain Samuel Evart Emons, 15th engine- ers. Miss Lippincott is a member of Gamma Phi Beta sorority. Captain Emmons is a member of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity. ITHE RAINY I SEASON IS HERE WITH 2700Z'IT Call Us A Trial Solicited INDEPENDENT TAXI COO Shorthand Typewritingokepn Ii Hamilton Business College State and William Sts. r _ O A great statesman once said, "I'd rather be right than President" The discriminating smoker says:-"I'd rather pay 20 Cents for a box of ten Murads, THE Turkish cigarette, than for a hundred ordinary cigarettes." Why? Because Murads are made of 100 % pure Turkish tobacco - and Turkish tobacco is the world's most famous tobacco for cigarettes. I DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (March 30, igig) (Central Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 8:o a. n., and hourly to 8:1o p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7:48 a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex. presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., 9:05 a. m. and every two hours to 9:os p. m., to:so p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 1145 p. iM., 12:20 a. in.. :zo a. m.. and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and 11 :2o p. In. WAI KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620-B 314 S. State St. Ann Arbo Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The AnnArbor Sarings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources .........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. 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