T :HIGAN DAILY l &-W-VV 1.0-ft , w OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSI'TY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the university year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dis- patches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. Entered at the postoffice. at Ann Arbor, Michigau, as second class matter.A, A r Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices : Ann Arbor Press Building. Phones: Business, 960; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, 4t signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The" [aily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to the office. , Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be re- turnedunless the writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Clarence Roeser...........Managing Editor H. C. L. Jackson,......City Editor Harry M. Carey... .,. .......News Editor Bruce Millar..............Telegraph Editor Milton Marx..........Associate Editor Thomas F. McAllister.......Feature Editor David B. Landis........Sport Editor] MargueriteuClark...........Women's Editor Martha Guernsey ............ Women's, Editor Kendrick Kimball.......Guillotine Editor Charles R. Osius, Jr...........State Editor Mark K. Ehlbert...........Efficiency Editor Paul A. Shinkman.....Dramatic Editor Ruth Dailey ...............Exchange Editor ISSUE EDITORS Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber Renaud Sherwood EdgarL. Rice William Clarkson' E. D. Flintermann Hugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart REPO RTERS - Marie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman Edna Apel Robert E. Swart Thomjas 1r. Adams John E. McManisj Richard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison Irene Ellis Mary D. Lane C. S. Baxter BUSINESS STAFF Harold Makinson.........Business Manager Agnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager The Guillotine MODERN VERSE To a Campus Waterfowl (As Bryant Would Have Written It Yesterday) Whither midst falling rain While your cheek glows with the fast dissolving rouge Far through the drug store depths you limp with pain To buy more camouhlouge? Chaucer's Prologue (As Yesterday Would Have Inspired Him) In that Aprille with it schowres swoote You trampeth down the street with leaky foote, Your holey rubbers maken melodie While swich licour it causeth baggy knee. WELLESLEY OFFERS SPECIAL COURSES TO MICHIGAN GRADS Studies Adapted to Pedagogy of Hy giene and Physical Training j Are Introduced Courses especially adapted for the training of teachers of hygiene and of physical education have been offered to Michigan graduates by Wellesley college. Courses in chemistry, physics, psychology, and education, are pre- requisite to this work. Applicants must be able to pass a creditable physical examination and must be graduates of approved colleges or unversities. Emphasis is given to practice work in the under-graduate classes in the gymn.sium and corrective clinic, and in the public schools of the town. A special laboratory is used for the courses loffered in scientific theory and research. Further information in regard to the courses offered may be obtained by addressing the Recorder of Welles- ley College, Wellesley, Mass. The Eve of Waterloo (Here We Assume that Lord Byron Visited the Armory) The Shimmie is a graceful dance, I like it. It has a sort of swirling prance, I like it. When the music is harmonic Everywhere you see it ,chronic For it's gripping like a tonic, I like it. Lines to the Rain (As Doctor Tom Tovell Would Erupt) My spring suit it runneth like the sap in the maple tree. Where are the dyes of yesteryear?, The wild leek sprouteth in the musty woodland. I have a leaky valve in my heart. Hurriedly I ring up the plumber. Alas, he is over in the Fine Arts build- ing taking up a pipe course. The streets and the track team are running over. The shoe clerk and sailor manneth the pumps with great glee. Adam in the garden seeketh shelter from the EVe trough. I am sad. LeGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager "'m. M. LeFevre.....Asst. Business Manager Wmn. A. Leitzinger. .. Asst. Business Manager Donald M. Major....Asst. Business Manager Donnell R. Schofiner..Asst. Business Manager SENi\IOR. STAFF AIark B. Covell EI. dward Priehs, Jr. Robert E. McKean Henry Whiting II George A. Cadwell JUNIOR STAFF Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum Harold P. Lindsay Duane Miller Alaynard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr. R. A. Sullivan WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16, 1919. Issue Editor-Hugh W. Hitchcock JOHN GALSWORTHY Rarely is it the privelege of univer- ity audiences to have the opportunity f hearing as eminent and as promin-' nt a man in the world of letters as hat which takes place tonight, when ohn Galsworthy speaks in Hill audi- orium. Galsworthy stands at the very head f living English writers. In the de- elopment of the English novel he as played a most important part, nd his works are a distinct step for- rard. In the field of drama he is urpassed by no other living play- rright. "Strife," "Justice," "The Eld- st Son," "The Pigeon," and many oth- rs ai'e already known as classics, and ill live as a lasting tribute to his T 1 If the Hop was this week it would be necessary to hold house boat par- ties. Too Many Ciggrette Ads Caused This "Found-A Rival to the Old Egyp- tian Labyrinth," - Daily head. We suggest that the hectic head writer wduld glance again at his mythology. Seize Him, Inlander (From the Motor Age) "This captivating car will be warmly colored ,as interesting as the, times. It is, like the charming woman of to- day, a little slenderer than ever - a little more chic and gay -- supple, graceful and quiet as you Want it to be in the dusky night when. with a white moon you revel over sleeping roads." We have known people who have reveled over Blue Moons but never the white variety before. "Cardinal Gets Red Hat on Tues- day."-New York Times. We wonder if this is the equivalent of the Brown Derby? Patriotic poster on Ypsilanti ceme- tery gate. -- "Wake Up, Your Country Needs You." FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH GETS GUILD DIRECTOR FROM PENNSY Frederick B. Igler, Former Army "Y4 Worker, Arrives in Ann Arbor for Rest of Semester Frederick B. Igler, graduate of Buch- nell college and the Rochester Theo- logical seminary, and for some time a member of the Y. M. C. A. staff at the University of Pennsylvania, has arriv- ed in Ann Arbor to take a position as guild director of, the First Baptist church for the remainder of the se- mester. During the periodof the war Mr. Igler was located at Camp Wads- worth for a time, but was later sent to Syracuse, N. Y., where he, was in charge"of the "Y" work at Syracuse university. Mr. Igler is accompanied by his wife. He will make his headquarters in Lane hall. UNIVERSITY ROLL OF HONOR TO BE PRINTED IN BOOK FORM Final arrangements are now under way for the publication in book form of a roll of honor of all the Univer- sity of Michigan men and women who served the Nation in any military or naval or other federal capacity in the European war. Circular letters and blank forms are being sent out now which it is hoped will secure the desired information in the shortest possible time. Although it is not known how many living men or women there are who attended the University at one time or other, 50,- 00 of these letters and"blanks are now on hand. Fort Sheridan Grads to Meet Thursday All men commissioned at Fort Sher- idan, Ill., during the period of the war, are asked to meet at 7 o'clock Thurs- day night at the Union to .complete plans for the banquet to be held in the near future. Students read The Daily.-Adv. THE RAINY SEASON IS HERE Ts 2700 ITH 2700COU I Women Sport schedules are posted on the bulletin board in Barbour gymnasium. Sophomore outdoor classes will begin Thursday; freshmen on Friday. All girls are responsible for attendance at these classes. Girls who have undertaken to teach. playground work at the grade schools are reminded to begin work this week. Easter cards should; be turned in to Miss TI uldah Bancroft at Barbour gymnasium, Thursday. Dean Myra B. Jordan's formal re- ception days ended with March. Pledges for Y. W. C. A. work in China are overdue and should be paid at once to Miss Huldah Bancroft at Barbour gymnasium. Several opportunities are offered to University women to earn their board or to do housework. Those who are interested should apply to Miss Louise Potter at Barbour gymnasium. FORMER GERMAN PRINCE HOPES FOR FUTURE HOME IN AMERICA Geneva, April 15. - The former Prince Joachim of the Hohenzollern hopes to emigrate to America after peace is signed, according to reports. Joachim who is the youngest son of the former emperor, has arrived here from Berlin and expresses his inten- tion of remaning in Switzerland un- til after the peace settlement. The Hohenzollerns have just bought a large estate near Lugano where the former emperor eventually hopes to reside in exile. FATHER BOURKE APPOINTE7D CHAPLAIN OF SANITARIUM The Rev. Father M. P. Bourke, grad- uate of the University of Detroit, and for five years assistant to Bishop E. D. Kelly of St. Thomas' Catholic church, has been appointed chaplain1 of St. Joseph's sanitarium. Father Bourke will also act as chaplain of the chapel for Catholic Daily advertising is profitable.--Adv.c I Base Ball Bargains! We are offering our stock of Base Ball Mitts and Gloves at before-the-war prices, which means that you can save from 25 to 50% if you take advantage of our offer. COME EARLY McGregor Colf Clubs Lee, Wright & Detson and Spaulding Rackets WAH R'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE Tennis Balls Raokets Restrung GRAHAM, formerl'y Sheehan & Co. For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy using the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ASK US Farmers & Mechanics Bank 101-105$ . Main 33O S. State St. (Nickels Arcade) men, the construction of which planned for the near future. is l HELP WANTED? Let The Daily aid you and the result will be evi- dent.-Adv. Hotel Allenel ANN ARBOR'S LEADING HOTEL Special Chicken Dinner Sunday $1.00 ----i . _. Calkins Drug Co. Special Attention Given to Dinner Parties Just In shorthand Typewriting Bookkeeping WHITMA N'S CANDY for Easter A great writer does more than to write a great story-he writes some- thing that will make people think, something that will have an effect on problems of the world, something that everybody feels uplifted and enlight- ened for having read. And Galsworthy has done these things.' Michigan is glad of the opportunity of meeting one of the great men of literature. It is an event which none can afford to miss. UNFINISHED BUSINESS What are we going to do with that $60 bonus? It's, almost time to think about the next Liberty Loan, which begins next week. To what better use could the money go than into a Victory bond? We don't buy Liberty bonds to make money. We buy them because we are doing something for our country. This is just as true now as it was during the war. Our job now is to help clean the country of its war debts. As Ameri- cans, we have never started anything we couldn't finish. Right now our duty is to finish the war business. Of course the commercial advantage of Liberty bonds must not be overlook- ed. The Victory Loan will draw in- terest of 4 3-4 per cent, and will ma- ture in four years. In fact, a better financial investment would be hard to find. But we are going to buy these bonds for a bigger and a finer purpose. We are buying them because we hate to see anything unfinished. We are buy- ing them because we are going to "clean up" the war. Then we can for- get about it, but not before. When your $60 comes, remember the SendW a Sampler andwin a Smile Little drops in water, Little drops on land, Make the aviator Join the heavenly band. Our Daily Novelette Binks-"Now that the hot weather is coming is Jones going to sell palm beach suits?" Jinks-"Nope, he's selling lawn mowers down in Hawaii." A Summer Fantasy They were out In a canoe on the Huron. And she was knitting, And she said That she had dropped a stitch And he wondered If he would have to come to the res- cue And be a purl diver. Famous Closing Lines "This beats aspirin' all hollow," said the poet as he swallowed a writ- ing tablet. LOUIS XVI. Dr. Dernberg Made Minster of Finance Berlin via Copenhagen, April 15. -- Dr. Bernhard Dernberg, former colo- nial ;n ster and former chief of the German propaganda service in' the United States, has been appointed min- ister of- finance in the national gov- ernment to sncceed Dr. Schiffer, who resigned last week, the Tagablatt an- nounces. Science has proved that newspaper advertising pays best. You dan reach all the students and faculty through The Daily.-Adv. Call Us A Trial Solicited INDEPENDENT I 324 SO. STATE STREET 1123 SO. UNIVERSITY AVE. 711 PACKARD STREET I Hamilton Business College State and William Sts. DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (March 30, 1919) (Central Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-8:ro a. m., and hourly to 8:1o p. in. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7 :48 a. in., and every hour to 9:48 p. "Ai. (ExJi. presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., 9:05 a. m. and every two hours to 9:os p. m., ro:5o p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11 :45 p. m., 12:20 a. M., : o a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and II20 p. m WAI KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620-R 314 S. State St. Ann Arbot Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. TAXI CO. I i I, You will find in our stock many individual pieces equally excl usive in style and modest in price. 1 Martin Hailer 112 E. LIBERTY 1