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EDITORIAL STAFF'
rence Roeser ...........Managing Editor
C. L. Jackson... ......City Editor
ry M. Carey.............News Editor
ce Millar.............Telegraph Editor
ton Marx.,.. ..........Associate Editor
)ras . McAllister.......Feature Editor
tid B. Landis.............Sport Editor
guerite Clark........... Women's Editor
tha Guernsey..........Women's Editor
drick 'Kimball ......Guillotine Editor
ries R. Osius, Jr...... . . State t
*k K. Ehlbert...........Efficiency Editor
1 A. Shinkman........Dramatic Editor
:h Dailey ....... Exchange Editor
ISSUE EDITORS
bert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
laud Sherwood ]Edgar L. Rice
am Clarkson E. D. Flintermann
gh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
REPORTERS
ie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman
a Apel Robert E. Swart
mas H. Adams John E. McManis
ard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison
o Ellis Mary D. Lane
C. S. Baxter
BUSINESS STAFF
>ld Makinson .........Business Manager

I Stood on the Bridge at Midnight
(As a Modern Free Verse Artist
Would Write It)
I am standing on the bridge at mid-
, night.
Daintily I munch on a large Bermuda
onion.
The moon is like a frosted cabbage in
the sky.
The stars dance like a housemaid
scaling fish.,
I am standing on the bridge at mid-
night.
I sit down.
My soul is sadder than an ear trum-
pet in a boiler factory.
I am shedding tears.
They drop like buck shot into the thin
lipped, white fanged torrent.
I shed more tears..
The bridge flattens like a pack of
cards.
The stream sucks it flown like a
vacuum cleaner taking unto its
bosom a necktie.
My heart jumps like a hooked trout.
Woe is me.
I have left my Life Savers at home.
"Chopp and Cake overturn in ca-
noe."-Ye Daily. A picnic lunch up-
set, we infer..
Fliekerings of Rural Life
(From the Thermopolis, Iowa, News)
"Mart Anderson who lives down
back of Squire Logan's berry patch
is suing his wife for divorce on the
grounds of cruel and inhuman treat-
ment. Mart says that every time he
has an attack of St. Vitus dance she
harnesses him to the handle of the
churn."
U Hall Bulletin Board
"Lost, a French book, by a Fresh-
man with a torn back and appendix
spotted by ink."
Shades of Buffalo Bill!
(Taken from the Uni. of Oklahoma,
Daily)
By next fal university students will
have access to a new $27,000 Teepee
Tea house now under construction
north of the old Y. M. C. A. house on
the university. Boulevard, Mrs. Maude
Rogers, owner and proprietor, said
yesterday.
The shop has been planned as a
meeting place for students and will
contain a cafe, luncheonnette, and
soda fountain to be joined in one
room with a fire place and chairs.
The Tale of a Tub
I'm fat and nobody loves me -
They laugh whenever I flunk -
But even the worst of them wants me
To sit on the lid of. his. trunk.
"The New York-New Orlean's ex-
press was wrecked last night. Seven
sleepers turned over." - Providence,
R. I., Journal. That's nothing, we
all do.
Our Daily Novelette
Passenger on way to M. C. station-
"Can't you go faster than this?"
Motorman-"Fes,but I'm not allow.
ed to leave the car."
Famous Closing Lines
"Clothes don't make the man," said
Adam as he gazed yith anxiety at the
fig tree.
LOUIS XVI.
NEW ENGLAND CLUB
TO HOLD MEETING

W~fomenI
Y. W. C. A. cabinet meeting will not
be held today.
Gymnasium demonstration will be
given at 4 o'clock Thursday afternoon
in Barbour gymnasium. All freshmen
and sophomores are required to be
present.
Playground class will be held at 1
o'clock Wednesday afternoon in Bar-
bouragymnasium. As several import-
ant announcements will be made at
this time it is necessary that all
should be present.
Twenty-five alumnae tickets for the
Women's league banquet may still be

purchased. 'See Miss Louise Potter in
Barbour gymnasium.
Dean Myra B. Jordan will return
from St. Louis Wednesday afternoon
in order to be here for the banquet.
Easter cards are needed for Uni-
versity hospital patients. Working
material may be obtained from Huldah
Bancroft in Barbour gymnasium. The
finished cards should be returned im-
mediately after spring vacation.
Senior girls will have their last op-
portunity to secure tickets for the
Junior Girls' play Wednesday morn-
ing in University hall. General seats
tickets may be bought at Mrs. Jor-
dan's office in Barbour gymnasium.
Will pay wages to 10 students
spring vacation. Phone 1775--Adv.

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 1919.
Issue Editor-William S. Clarkson
UNIVERSITY ENGLISH
There seems to be two kinds of Eng-
glish on the campus. There is the
kind used in the classroom, in essays
and theses and discussions; and then
there is the kind used outside in
every-day talk and conversation.
When a university man writes a
paper, it is a presupposition that his
English will leave nothing to be de-
sired. He is supposed to be familiar
With good usage, style, and grammar.
in any discussions that may arise in
class, his language should be fault-
less. This is mostly the rule though
of course there are exceptions.
But when the same student gets out-
side the classroom, this' style of lan-
guage seems to leave him like a cloak.
He talks the vernacular lpetter than'
those born to it. His speech abounds
in slang expressions, which he would
=scorn 'to .use in his University work,
b rt whichuhe evidently takes great
pride in using to his fellow-students.
A university student is supposed to
be somewhat of a scholar. The lan-
guage of the classroom should be his
every-day language. He should be
above using any other. In fact, he
should be ashamed to.
Another reason for not having two
languages is that it cheapens the un-
iversity whence the student comes.
We hear much these days of advertis-
ing the university, in order to bring
more students to college. He would
be a poor advertiser ofMichigan who
could not use good English in which
to tell of his Alma Mater.
If te vernacular is your style on
the street, why not use it i the Uni-
versity? If you use the best English
in the classroom, don't be afraid to use
it on the street.
A criticiser of the administration
caustically remarks that a true states-
man these days must be free from any
form of seasickness. Has he, forgot-
ten that Columbia is the gem of the
:cean?
The kaiser sill has hosts of friends
at home, according to a German news-
paper. And they are mightly careful
o stayat home, too, and not talk
much about it.
A 15 year old cabin boy saved his
entire earnings since last July. We'd
like to hear his opinion of the high
cost of living.
A millionaire hobo is held as a de-
serter from the navy. This is one
ase where his money won't do him
nuch good.
"Chicago to lead in air traffic."-
Headline. It , all depends, Chicago,
but it sounds like hot air.

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All students from the New Eng-
land States are urged to be present
at a meeting to be held at 7:15 o'clock
Wednesday evening in Lane hall for
the purpose of organizing the New
England club.
Dr. Reuben Peterson, director of the
University hospital and a member of
the Medical school faculty, will be the
speaker of the evening. Dr. Peter-
son's interest in the prospective club
is explained by the fact that he orig-
inally comes from Boston.
Following the address plans will be
formulated for the organiation of the
club and the drafting of its constitu-
tion.
TWO ENGAGEMENTS ANNOUNCED
AT SORORITY INNER MONDAY
To engagements were announced at
the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority house
at dinner Monday night. Alice Com-
lossy, '21, announced her betrothal to
Lee Eaton, a graduate of Dart-
mouth and University of Wisconsin,
and a member of Beta Theta Pi fra-
ternity.
Thesecond engagement is between
Eleanor Hanley, '19, and Prescott
Smith, '19, a member of Sinfonla fra-
ternity.
STUDENTS FROM NEW ENGLAND
TO HOLD MEETING WEDNESDAY
Students at the University from
New England will hold a meeting at
7:15 o'clock Wednesday evening in
Lane hall to establish a club. Dr.
Reuben Petersen of the medical school,
who comes from Boston, Mass.. will
speak.
All New England students are ur-
gently requested to be present.
Use the Daiiy to reach the students.
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