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UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Clarence Roeser..........Managing Editor
D. C. L. Jackson.............City Editor
Harry M. Carey.............News Editor
Bruce Millar............Telegraph Editor
Milton Marx.............A iate Editor
Thomas F. McAllister.....Feature Editor
David B. Landis.............Sport Editor
Marguerite Clark........Women's Editor
Martha Guernsey......... ..Women's Editor
Kendrick Kimball.......Guillotine Editor
Charles R. Osius, Jr......... State Editor
,Mark K. Ehbert........... Efficiency Editor
Paul A. Shinkman..... .... Dramatic Editor
Ruth Dailey..............Exchange Editor
ISSUE EDITORS
Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
Renaud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice
o Wiliam Clarkson E. D. Flinterman
Hugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
REPORTERS
Marie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman
Edna Apel * Robert E. Swart
Thomas H. Adams John E. McManis
Richard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison
Irene Ellis Mary D. Lane
C. S. Baxter
BUSINESS STAFF
Ilarold Makinson........Business Manager
Agnes, L. Abele.....Ast. Business Manager
LeGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager
Win. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager'
Wm. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager
Donald M. Major....Asst. Business Manager
Donnell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager
SENOR STAFF
Mark B. Covell Edward Priehs, Jr.
Robert E. McKean Henry Whiting II
George A. Cadwell
JUNIOR STAFF
Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum
Harold P. Lindsay Duane Miller
Maynard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26, 1919.
Issue Editor-Hugh W. Hitchcock
THE RIGHT SPIRIT
The resolutions adopted by the
sophomore class to the effect that it
is opposed to pernicious hazing are
commendable'. Hazing may be bene-
ficial in many cases, provided it is
done .in the proper way and by the
proper people. The trouble has al-
ways been that it has not been done
properly
Hazing will hurt the University, as
the President remarked a few days
ago, when he appealed to the students
to remember that large appropria-
tions are before the legislature, and
that any questionable conduct on the
part of the student body may imperil
the granting of the much-needed
money.,
The sophomore class is to be con-
gratulated for passing the resolu-
tios. It will be all the more worthy
of congratulation if it succeeds In
carrying them out..
INSPIRED PERSPIRATION
Inspiration is a wonderful thing. It
makes men write great poems, books,
or plays; or paint great pictures; or
compose beautiful music. Whenever
a great work of art comes to life, we

speak of the inspiration behind it.
But few works are the result of in-
spiration alone. As Edison once said:
"Success is two per cent inspiration,
and 98 per cent perspiration." In-
spiration will suggest a great pro-
ject; but realization of it must come
through work-perspiration.
An author once remarked that am-
bition without energy was like an
automobile without gasoline. Every-
thing is ready to go, there is great
hidden power, wonders are lying lat-
ent-all that is needed is the motive
force.
Many of us are like that automobile
We have possibilities within us which
are waiting to come forth, but we
lack the energyf to work for them-
the gasoline to start the motor.
And many of us think we have the
inspiration, but are unwilling to use
perspiration to carry it out. Inspira-
tion is of no use unless perspiration
goes along with it. But perspiration,
if inspired, can never fail to bring
success.
Inspiration is a wonderful thing.
But, don't be afraid to perspire.
Colgate Plans College Sings
Community and college sings are to
be held at the University of Colgate,
the aim being to encourage friendly
relations between the townspeople
and students. The program will con-
sist of patriotic and college songs.


The Guillotine

The Bottle Imp
(As Stevenson would have written it
today.)
There was a man
Named Horace McSweeney
Who never went to college
But worked in a shipyard
All his life
And he had a baby
And it was going to be christened,
And for a week
He couldn't sleep nights
Because he had seen
Christenings before
And was afraid
The minister would hurt the baby
When he hit it with the bottle.
Those Hectic Contests
"The star Senior forward made six
baskets the first half."-Recent Daily
sport story. Think of all the weav-
ing she could have done for the Red
Cross.
Gunga Din asked us today if the
Latin Quarter of Paris was a piece
of money.
Fiekerings of Rural Life
(From the Connrsvlle, Ind., Dem-
' orat.)
"Kissed unexpectedly by his wife
after returning home from the war,
Marinus Taggart, fell off the front
porch and broke three ribs upon the
hen coop."~
You could almost call it fowl play.
Modern Nursery Rhymnes, No. 1
Mary had a little lamb,
She fed him gasoline,
She left him in the sacred arch,
He hasn't since benzine.
They say some wicked Engineers
Stole Mary's little lamb,
And now she weeps because he is
A big hydraulic ram.
"Packers May Start Food war."-
Kansas City Star.
We should worry, our napkin is in
the ring.
+ Our Daily Novelette
Poly-"What's the matter with Wil-
lams, he can't talk any more."
Ec.-"His ;throat is huskey, he's
been down in the corn belt of In-
diana."
Poly-"How shocking."
The Burning of Rome
They kidded Albert all the time
Because horn-rims he wore,
They joshed him to such a degree
Ye Gods! the boy was sore.
But one fine day Albert got fresh
And with a match he toyed-
Now daisies wave ov'r his grave,
The rims were celluloid.
"And why," said the city editor,
"did you label that monstrosity 'The
Burning of Rome'?" Don't you see,
dear reader, he had a Roman Nose.
Famous Closing Lines
"Blood will tell," said the barber
as he applied the styptic pencil to the
mangled chin. LOUIS XVI.
LUNCHEON TO BE HELD TODAY
FOR ALUMNAE ASSOCIATION
A Collegiate Alumnae luncheon will
be held at 12:30 o'clock Wednesday
afternoon in the dining room of Bar-
bour gymnasium. Mrs. S. H. Hendrick
of Detroit, state chairman of the Col-
legiate Alumnae, will be the guest of
honor.
More than 30 alumnae are expect-
ed to attend the luncheon at which
plans for the association will be dis-
cussed. No regular business meeting

will be held.
Use the Daily to reach the students.
--Adv.

WOMEN'S LEAGUE PLAN
LAST PARTY OF YU
Ballet dancing, French dancing, the
latest fanty dancing, and just plain
dancing will rejoice spectators and
participants in the last Women's
league party of the year to be held
at 3:30 o'clock Friday a.fternoon in
Barbour gymnasium.
Emma Riggs, '19, and Margaret
Wikaff, '19, will repeat their popular
doll dance given at the Women's
league circus. French ballet dancing
will be shown by Rita Ireman, '21.
Ruth Abbott, '20, and Eleanor Ste-
phenson, '22, will exhibit the latest
ball room steps.
Ike Fisher's orchestra will furnish
music for plain dancing, which will
follow the exhibition. Refreshments
will be served in the parlors of the
gymnasium.
Queries In Army
Sheets Aid Lost
From out of "The Port of Missing
Men" hundreds of fighters believed
lost by their families are coming back
to make the home circle complete
once more.
In 32 newspapers published at de-
barkation camps and reconstruction
hospitals for the benefit of returning
soldiers, there is printed in every is-
sue a column of inquiries from rela-
tives which is known as "The Port of
Missing Men."* It is a list of the T-
quiries dealing with those whom the
currents of the war have carried be-
yond the reach of family and friends.
In the last issue of "Azuwer,(" pub-
lished at hospital 36, Detroit, an en-
tire page was devoted to notes ask-
ing for the whereabouts of son or
husband. New York's "Right About"
contains an even larger list of these
inquiries that pathetically suggest the
faint glimmer of hope which still
lights the hearts of the waiting ones.
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Y. W. C. A. cabinet meeting will be
held at 3:15 o'clock Wednesday after-
noon in the parlors of Barbour gym-
nasium.
Playground work will be given at 1
o'clock Wednesday afternoon in Bar-
bour gymnasium.
Apparatus examination will be held
at 5 o'clock Thursday afternoon, from
10 to 12 o'clock Friday morning, and
from 2 to 4 o'clock Friday afternoon
in Barbour gymnasium.
Lists for the final apparatus meets
and in the Women's league room in
are posted in Barbour gymnasium
University hall. The meet will be
held at 4 o'clock Wednesday after-
noon in Barbour gymnasium.
Senior women may obtain tickets
for the Junior Girls' play in Univer-
sity hall this morning. Other women
may obtain their tickets at the sale
time. Admission is 50 cents. Tickets
for the women's annual banquet may
be purchased for 50 cents at the same
booth. These tickets are also obtain-
able in the office of the dean of wom-
en.
Union Holds Usual Week-End Dances
Two membership dances will be
given at the Union this week, one
Friday and one Saturday nights.
Tickets are on salf at the Union desk.
The admission for Friday night is $1,
and 75 cents for Saturday night.
Use the Iiauy to reach the students.
Four thousand students read it every
muorning.-Adv.

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EDUCATOR GIVES TEACHERS
CREDIT FOR WAR VICTORY
Charles E. Chadsey, new superin-
tendent of the Chicago schools, gives
school teachers credit for winning the
war.
"They aided in turning out the
brand of Americans who thought
quicker, fought better, and trained
more rapidly than any other army the
world has ever seen," he said recently
at a meeting of high school and ele-
mentary teachers 'i Detroit.

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