THE MICHIGAN DAILY TUESDAY, MARCH 15, 1819.


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nce Roeser ...........Managing Editor

The Guillotine

Anacreon. LXII.
(As he would have written it today.)
Haste thee, boy, and hither bring
Water from a crystal spring,
Down my gullet it shall pour
Where the red wine ran before.
Summon nymphs with lip sticks gay
And the Ouija board we'll play;
Bacchus canned with all his crew
Leaves but waffle bout for you,
Banished is the stronger stuff,
The Busy Bee is now enough-
Let the Scythians get a skinful,
We have barred the brew as sinful.
Haste thee, shrimp, and hither bring,
Flagons from your crystal spring.
Some one did ask us today if the
Venerable Bede was the original
rosary.
Careless Mr. Ilefflin
"At this point of the discussion Mr.
Hefflin sat down upon the spur of
the moment.--Osceola, Kan., In-
former.
Our Daly Novelette
The old novel. Ye enamoured swain
speaketh.
"Have another peppermint, Celia.
'(Silence.) Celia, rmy dear, (drat those
horse flies), the corn is all husked
and I have fourteen shoats for winter
market. If you will but say the word
I will unhitch Fanny from the sulky
plow and we will horse-back over to
the meetin' house and have Elder
Crabtree perform the sacred rites."

wom en
Dean Myra B. Jordan will be at
home to University women from 3 to
5 o'clock Tuesday afternoon at her
home, 1215 Hill street.
Spring sport lists will be posted by
12 o'clock Tuesday in Barbour gym-
nasium: All those taking required
gymnasium work should sign these
lists. Girls who have not handed in
their schedules should do so at once,
in order that out-door classes may be
arranged before spring vacation.
Apparatus preliminaries will be
held, at 4:50 o'clock Tuesday afternoon
in Barbour gymnasium. This is the
last meet before apparatus examina-
tions.
Senior women-may get their tickets
for the Junior Girls' play in University
hall from 8 to 12 o'clock tomorrow
morning.
Tickets for the women's annual
luncheon may be purchased tomorrow
morning in University hall or at the
office of the dean of women.
The last Women's league party for
this year will be held Friday afternoon
at 3:30 o'clock in Barbour gymnas-
ium. Music, dances, and refreshments
will be introduced, the special feature
being fancy dances.

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y M. Carey.............News
e Millar............Telegraph
)n Marx...........Associate
ias F. McAllister......Feature
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uerite Clark..........Women's
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drick Kimball.......Guillotine Editor
rles R. Osius, Jr...........State Editor
k K. Ehlbert............Efficiency Editor
1 A. Shinkman..... ...Dramatic Editor
h Dailey. .......... ..Exchange Editor
, SSUC EDITORS
bert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
and Sherwood Edgar L. Rice
iar Clarkson E. D. Flintermann
h \V. Hitchcock. J. P. Hart
REPORTERS
ie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman
a Apel Robert 1~. Swart
as H. Adams , John E. McManis
ard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison
e Ellis Mary D. Lane
C. S. Baxter
BUSINESS STAFF
>d Makins6n........Business Manager
es L. Abele...Asst. Business Manager
sand A. Gaines ...Asst. Business Manager
Al LeFevre... .Asst. Business Manager
A. Leitziager... Asst. Business Manager
id M. Major....Asst. Business Manager
hell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager
SENIOR STAFF
k B. Covell Edward Priehs, Jr.
rt E. McKean Henry Whiting II
George A. Cadwell
JUNIOR STAFF
P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum
ld P'. Lindsay,' Duane Miller
nard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan
TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 1919.
Issue Editor-Edgar L. Rice
here will be a meeting of the en-
staff at 5 o'clock Tuesday after-
i in the reportorialrooms. All
,ts mnen must be there..
)OK BFFORE YOU LEAP--BUT
LEAP
s have always been told to look
re we leap, lest danger befall. If
to not watch where we are going,
re likely to hit a rock.
,is is a good doctrine. Many of
b things hastily and impulsively,
are sorry for it afterwards. We
we would have looked before we

Mail orders in large numbers are
being received by the office of the
University School of Music since an-
nouncement was made of the list of
artists and organizations which will
'participate in the Victory Commemora-
tive festival, May 14, 15, 16, and 17,
in Hill auditorium.
These letters are carefully filed in
the order of receipt, each person being
given seats, if possible, in the loca-
tion asked for. On Saturday morning,
March 29, all seats remaining after the
mail orders have been filled will, be
placed on public sale at the University
School of Music.
If any course tickets remain on
May 3, they will be broken up and
placed on sale for individual con-
certs.
Perhaps, Vut It
A IwaysDepends
If you were a harmless sophomore,
and if you happened to pass by Bar-
bour gymnasium, and if you heard ev-
idences of masculine merriment within
-wouldn't you, too, be curious?
And if you decided to go inside and
followed the scent and sound upstairs,
and if you saw there a spectacle that
was unlike anything you had ever
seen before - but often dreamed
about-and if you called the actors
neither masculine nor feminine nor
even earth-born - wouldn't you lin-
ger longer?
And if one of these strange crea-
tures wafted toward you and gently
pushed ydu out and murmured some-
thing about your being a sophomore
and April 2.- wouldn't you still be cu-
rious?
Toronto Institutes Music Department
As the result of a campaign begun
in 1900 by the musicians of Ontario to
secure a department of music at the
university, a faculty of music has re-
cently been established.

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The modern novel. Cyril de Mont-
gomery speaks in the rose garden.
"Ah, wonderful is the night. The
moon is like a pale maiden veiled in
a silver bower. The starlight is soft
like the plashings of the ripples on
yonder sea.
"Hortense, you are a princess of the
line of Hassenpfeffer, and it may be-
fall me ill to aspire to those regal
heights. Thou art royalty, I am a.
poor landscape painter and trapeze
artist from Milwaukee, yet my sword
shall ever be between thee and thy
foes. Wilt thou be mine? By the old
moon that roams in yon estern
night, by the shimmering starlight
upon yon mountain, peak I promise
to thee eternal fidelity and three
square meals a day. No, you will not
have to do the washing. Ah, Hort-
ense, linger but a moment longer. Do
not think my words wild. Let me but
press thy lily hand a moment upon
yondertmarble bench, but first I shall
look to see whether it is painted."
That-Sleeping Sickness
Sleeping sickness in the spring,
I like it.
Drowsing while the birdies sing,
I like it.
For as you wake from slumber deep
And hear the robin's tuneful peep,
It's please go way and let me sleep.
I like it.
"There's a Reason"
Anthony.-Why is Smith so nervous
every time lie hears an auto?
Antonio.-His wife ran away in one
and he is afraid she is coming back.

Here is a boon to the maid who has
black visions of herself at 40 being
accompliced with the proverbial cup
of tea and the lonely cat.
There are 6,000,000 unmarried men
in the United States between the ages
of 21 and 43.
And yet the girls will consult for-
tune tellers and interpret dreams, in-
stead of stepping out, and solving the
eternal question by marrying some of
the free and unattached boys.
Marriages are a la mode and quite
in order now, too, according' to Rev.
H. C. Noonan of Marquette univer-
sity, who says that the solution to the
labor problem is to have more of the
working women get married.
Reverend 1 Noonan supports the
household alibi that two people can live
cheaper than one by saying, "A good
woman by careful figuring can main-
tain a home on what a man would
spend on himself."
He also dispenses the happy ad-
vice, "If there ever was a time when
marriages should be encouraged it is
now." If the six million take this to
heart, perhaps there will be as many
proposals as there are on a night when
the sophs are hazing a diffident and
reluctant freshman.
STUDENTS OBTAIN POSITIONS
ON HIGH SCHOOL FACULTIES
Five students have obtained posi-
tions in high schools of the state
through the appointment committee
within the last week. Two will be-
gin work immediately, Gladys Town-
send, '18, going to Hastings to teach
English, and W. R. Sobesky, '18, to
Northwestern high school, Detroit, in
the same capacity.
The other three appointed were
Edith Drew, '19, E. H. Francis, '19,
and Ruth Kirk, '19.

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But there is another side to the
aestion. If we look too long, some-
>dy else may leap first, and by the
me we get ready to we find we have
en outdistanced.
Or sometimes we look so long that
e don't leap at all. We think the
stance is tbo great, or we are afraid
the landing place. And so we stay
i the "safe" side-and we never get
y place.
The great deeds in history have
en done by the men who looked
st, but leaped too. If Robert Fulton
d listened to the people of his time,
would have looked and looked and
ver have taken the leap that made
e modern steamship possible. So
th Morse and his telegraph. And
lumbus made the biggest leap of
story, when he sailed across the At-
ntic in the face of all the world, and
and the New Land.
Look before you leap-but leap.
CONVICTIONS
Some of us pride ourselves on our
nvictions, when perhaps we should
eak of our opinions or our preju-
:es or even our obsessions. There
a difference.
A man with true convictions is not
atic; he is dynamic. He inspires
others opinions that harmonize
th his convictions. Most people

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COLLEGIATE EDITORIALS
IT'S UP TO YOU
(From the Grinnell Scarlet and
Black.)
Do you remember, just after the
armistice was signed and the war was
over, when you were still in the army,
or a member of the good ship "U. S.
Navy"? Why, you'd have studied
twelve hours a day and gone to classes
six, wouldn't you, if you could only
get back into the good old civies
again?
One day your discharge caine
through, you climbed into that old suit
that had been packed away in moth
balls ever since you started on the
trail of Mr. Hohenzollern, and came
back to Grinnell. For awhile your
theory worked, and so did you. Per-
haps once in a while you even burn-
:x the midnight oil, and maybe you
even bought a pair of horn-rimmed
specs to help your eyes keep up the
aw ful ate.a
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nvictions.
University men and women should
Itivate this habit of having convic-
ns. They should try to overcome
e mental laziness, the emotional
athy that characterizes the merely
minant human being.
'hey should acquire copvictions-
nvictions that give strength to char-
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conviction is the man of action and
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dropped back into the same old snail's
pace that you traveled before the war.
The midnight oil refused to burn, and
the horn-rimmed specs were cast
aside.
You are going home for a vacation
now. When you come back, see if
you can't get a little of the old-time
"pep," and what's more, see if you
can't keep it.
There are less than three months
left . of this college year. What are
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