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CONGRECIATIONAL
CHURCH
10:30 A. MI.
PUBLIC WORSHIP
Address by
DR. ARTHUR C. RYAN
Topic:
"THE NEW DAY IN
TURKEY"
6:30 P. M.
Student Round Table
Speaker:
PROF. L. C. KARPINSKI
Subject:
"POLISH PROBLEMS"

THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDA


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Church

FIRST
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TODAY

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J. M. WELLS, Minister
10:30 A. M.
PUBLIC WORSHIP
Sermon
"THE RELIGIOUS
ICONOCLAST"
11:50
GUILD CLASS
Address by
N. C. FETTER
6:30 P. M.
GUILD MEETING
Leader: Edna Doughty
Subject: "College Temptations"

10:30-"WHEELS"

Loose Leaf Note Book

12:00-Classes for University
Men and Women
6:00-Social Hour and Refresh-
ments
6:30-Louisa A. Young, '21
7:30-"THE RELIGION OF A
CONQUEROR"
JAmes Austin Richards,
of Winnetka, Ill.

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Thne Gaiiiotine
O4n the Road from Dexter Town
(Apologies to Kipling's Mandalay)
By the old Arcade sidewalk,, where all
the world could see,
Stood a vigilance committee and they
waited there for .me.j
There was gas within the engine and
I heard the driver say,
"Leave him somewhere in the coun-
try, but don't, take his clothes
away."
REFRAIN
On the road from Dexter town,
Yes, the moon was beaming down,
But there were clothes upon my per-
son on the road from Dexter
town,
On the road from Dexter towni
With a barrel as a gown?
Nix-I was riding in a Packard on the
road from Dexter town.

Famous Closing Lines
"This is my own little Board
Education," said the lawyer- as
hung up his shingle.

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STUDENTS WELCOME

The U. of M.

Classical Club will present

ISSUE EDITORS
bert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
aud Sherwood Edgar L. Ricej
iam Clarkson E. D. Flintermann
h W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
r REPORTERS
ie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman
a Apel Robert E. Swart
mas H. Adams John E. McManis
ard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison
e Ellis C. Mary D. Lane
C.S. Baxter
BUSINESS STAFF
>ld Makinson........Business Manager
es L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager
rand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager
M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager
A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager
aid M. Major....Asst. Business Manager
nell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager
SENIOR STAFF
k B. Covell Edward Priehs, Jr.
ert E. McKean Henry Whiting II
George A. Cadwell
JUNIOR STAFF
P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum
>ld P. Lindsay Duane Miller
nard A..Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan
SUNDAY, MARCH 23, 1919.
Issue Editor-Edgar L. Rice

Swing Partners
Wodshippers at the shrine of Terp-
sichore are increasing daily as the J-
Hop approaches. Juniors, seniors,
sophomores, and even a few grads
are surreptitiously seeking instruc-
tion as to the mysteries of the latest
shuffles.
Dancing instructors and instruc-
stresses in Ann Arbor report among
their most recently enrolled pupils a
number of campus celebs hitherto in-
different to the cult of dancing. The
lessons are usually given in private.
The short term course; or "How to
Learn to Dance Before April 4," is in
favor.

Change Made in Date of Ticket Sale
Tickets for the Junior Girls' play
will go on sale Wednesday morning
in University hall instead of Monday
as was first announced. Senior wom-
en may call at that time for their
reserved seats.

a comedy adapted from the "Casina" of Plautus

THURSDAY, APRIL


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Univ. Hall

Admission 35c and 50c

The Much Wooed Maiden

Shorthand
Typewriting
Bookkeeping

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Waterbury's
Handbook of Mlat hema tics
for .engineers
Charles W. Graham
Successor to Sheehan & Co.

Hamilton Business
College
State and William Sts.

COMPULSORY LIT ASSEMBLIES
The decision of the Student coun-
ill.to try to establish class assemblies
n the literary college is a laudable'
ne. Some way must be taken to
reate class enthusiasm and spirit,
nd the compulsory assembly seems
o be the most logical.'
Of course the fact that. the assem-
lies are a success in the engineering'
ollege does not imply absolutely that
hey will be so in the literary school.
Phe .engineering department is a
maller department, the members of
hie class are all taking the same kind
d work with little exception, and so
heir interests are all the same.
In the lit college it is different.
'he class is much larger, the inter-
sts are more diversified-the Com-
dy club, the Cercle Francais, the
orestry club, the Commerce club, and
tany others .take care of these varied
aterests and bring their members to-
ether.
But there is something missing.
'here should be some way to bring
he classes together as a whole, with
he common interest of the class as
he inspiration. If the assemblies
'ere compulsory, were at the same
me the class meetings, and had
peakers of note each time, they would
t least tend to create the much-de-
red class spirit.
This would be a step in the right
rection.
HANK OR BILL?
Two men entered the University.
ne was Hank, captain of the high
ehool football team, president of- the
inior class, and toastmaster at the
enior banquet. The other was Bill,
ho had high school honors equally
igh. He was speaker of the house of
presentatives, captain of the basket-
all team, and president of the grad-
ating class.
Now when Bill entered the Univer-
ty, he forgot all about his high
hool. His basketball sweater was
legated to the family trunk and
e rest of his high school regalia
attered likewise to regions remote.
ill never talked high school. In the
iness of time he became a regular
iiversity man.
Hank was different. He persisted in
ways talking about high school and
telling everybody how popular he
as back home. ,His high school foot-
01 letter was always in evidence,
d his high school pin alvrays adorn-
his vest. Hank never became a
niversity man. He always remnained
high school boy.
Are you Hank or Bill?.

Her bulk was painted yellow, she was
neater than a pin,
She rode a great deal softer than"the
Nash they swiped me in,
I sat easy on the cushion with an
Omar cigarette
And I murmured, "Yes, they got me,
but they haven't killed me yet."j
REFRAIN
On the road from Dexter town, {
No, my spirits were not down,
For I was riding in a Packard on the
road from Dexter town,
On the road from Dexter town
Where the fields are stretching
brown,
No, the Round-Up never took me to
the road from Dexter town.
Ship me somewhere's east of Suez
to an unfrequented place,
Where there are no yellow journals
that would make you feel dis-
grace,
For death lurks beneath the elm trees,
but we smile beneath the yoke,
Tho' it may go, hard against us WE
can always take a joke.
REFRAIN
On the road from Dexter town,
Yes, the back seat I held down,
They say that travel broadens, so
hoo ray for Dexter town,
On the road from Dexter town,
No, I didn't even frown,
For the night air was refreshing on
the road from Dexter town.

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"CARLETON
SET FOR

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Mr. Byron A. Finney, reference li-
brarian emeritus, is the chairman of
a committee which drafted a bill set-
ting aside one day a year as a holiday
for the school children, in memory of
the Michigan poet, William Carleton.
The bill was introduced to the sen-
ate by Senator Millen of Ann Arbor,
and it passed without a dissenting
voice. It is favored by the superin-
tendent of public instruction and was
ably supported by the Will Carleton
Memorial association.
The day will be observed with fit-
ting exercises just as the children of
Indiana observe the birthday of Robert
Whitcomb Riley. It will be known as
"Carleton Day," and will be celebrated
on Oct. 21, of each year.
We will have two Expert
Hair Shop Operators dur-
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Have you seen our so-
leotion of
PIPES
We have the Jargest assort-
ment in the oity.
City Cigar Store
110 E. Huron St.

Make your appointments
early.
Mrs. T..L. Stoddard

If variety is the spice of
weather man sure would
world's champion dispenser

life the
be the
of pep.

"Discretion Is the Better Part
ofLValor"
Dear Louis : -
Why don't you start picking on the
Women's league now? Dont' you
think it would be a little safer?
Charlotte Corday.
We don't know about that. Didn't
Kipling say that "the female of the
species is more deadly than the male."
Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
"You know yourself how many peo-
ple ever got anywhere in the Busy
Bee-an' he died young"-from last
week's Saturday Evening Post.
The writer may have posted him-
self there on some Sundae evening.
Can You Beat It?
You've seen the sickly little folk
Round-shouldered, pale and lean,
Who flirt during recitation cuts
With Lady Nicotine,
Yet these self same little men
Can beard a prof within his den.
But there's our husky, crashing back,
A terror in the field,
Who prances on the foemen's neck
To make the foemen yield,
Ye he wants to die unseen
With the notice from the Dean.
Our Daily Novelette
Jones- ,I hear Charley is in an aw-
ful state now?"
Smith-"How's that?"
Jones-"We went to Toledo to spend
the week end."
The Senior Engineer asked us to-
day if the Crease was an honorary
tailoring society.

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Ann Arbor May Festival
SIX CONCERTS-MAY 14, 15, 16,17
FOUR QAYS OF MUSIC
SOPRANOS
ROSA PONSELLE
Prima donna Metropolitan Opera Company
ANNA FITZIV
Prima donna Chicago Opera Company,
LOIS M. JOHNSTON
The Pride of Detroit
CONTRALTOS
LOVISE HOMER
Prima donna Metropolitan Opera Company
MERLE ALCOCK
Distinguished American Artist
MINEKVA KOMINARSKI
Splendid Polish Artist
TENORS "
FERNANDO CARPI
Metropolitan and Chicago Opera Companies
ARTHVK HACKETT
American Artist of Note
BARITONES'
EMILIO deGOGORZA
Eminent Spanish Artist
ROBERT R. DIETERLE
An Ann Arbor Favorite
BASSES
ANDRES deSEGVROLA,
Metropolitan Opera Company
GUVSTAF HOLMQVIST
A Festival Favorite
INSTRUMENTALISTS
OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH
Noted Pianist Conductor
CHARLES M. COURBOIN
Belgian Organist
ORGANIZATIONS
CHICAoGO SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA
Frederick Stock, Conductor I
CHORAL WORKS
VNIVERSITY CHORAL UNION
Albert A. Stanley, Conductor
"Faust" (Gounod), "Ode to Music" (Hadley),
"Fair Land of Freedom" (Stanley)
TICKETS-MAIL ORDERS fortiekets now being received will be tilled
in order of receipt, $4.50, $5.00, $.600,$7.00. (It cover coupon lsreturned
deduct $3.00)

DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(October 27, 1918)
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7:10 a.
m., and hourly to 9:o p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars--8:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. in. (Ex-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., and
every two hours to 9:os p. m., ro:5o p. m.
To Ypsilanti only, 11:4s p. M., 12 :20 a. M.
r :xo a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti
Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. ni., to
12:2o a. m.
WAI KING LOO
Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m.
Phone 1620-B
314 S. State St. Ann Arboi
Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be large
or small.
The Ann Arbor SaYings Bank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00
Resources ........$4,000,000.00
Northwest Cor. Main & Huron.
707 North University Ave.

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