i a~ -sau OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the university year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dis- patches credited to it or not otherwise credited n this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class mpatter. Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building. Phones: Businesa, 96o; Editorial, 24X4. Communications not to exceed 300 words, d signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- pear in print, but as an evidence of fathb, and notioes of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to the office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be re- turned unless the writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Clarence Roeser ..........Managing Editor WEAR UNIFOMAT J1-HOP? MILITARY DRESS WOULD MEAN LESS EXPENSE WITHOUT DE- TRACTING FROM HOP. Editor, The Michigan Daily: Again the uniform! This time it is a question of the uniform at the J- Hop. Where does the committee in charge stand with regard to this matter? It is time for a decision either for or against. It has been argued that the uniform would cheapen the Hop, but this on the ground that a stand in favor of it would lead to the resurrection of every describable form of S. A. T. C. or R. O. T. C. misfit. I do not be- lieve that this would be the case. Any man who holds the smallest par- ticle of respect for his companion of the evening would hesitate long be- fore asking her with intention of ap- pearing in one of these. But how about the reserve officers? Many of them have been put to an unusual expense in the purchase of those uniforms. Some of them are such recent acquisitions that the own- er is still financially affected by the outlay. Such men are prevented from attending the Hop on this very ac- count. But no one will deny that a man in officers' uniform presents as dressy an appearance as one in a dress suit. Would they cheapen the Hop? STILL-IN-FAVOR. w,--- rM _ Douglas Fairbanks IN Say, Young Fello'w' "'Mutt 8 jeffI" Cartoon Hawaiian Quartet SAT URDAY, 7:30 P. M. First Baptist Church Series of Sermons by J. M. WELLS -uased on three unusual books THE "STANDARD Stands Alone When purchasing a Loose Leaf Note Book don't stop short of the MARCH 23 "The Religious Iconoclast" or ("The Protestant) "Standard"-- It positively has no equal--Alsizes, and everyone guaranteed. Methodist church SStudents Welcome 'Wlomani t I H. C. L. Jackson................City Harry M. Carey.. ...... .News Bruce Millar...............Telegraph Milton Marx..... .......Associate Thomas F. McAllister........Feature David B. J andis............ .Sport Marguerite Clark..... .....Women's Martha Guernsey..........Women's Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Kenrick Kimball......Guillotine Editor Charles R. Osius, Jr..........State Editor Mark K. Ehlbert..........Efficiency Editor Paul A. Shinkman.........Dramatic Editor Ruth Dailey.............Exchange Editor ISSUE EDITORS Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber Renaud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice William Clarkson E. D. Flintermann Hugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart REPORTERS Marie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman Edna Apel Robert E. Swart Thomas H. Adams John. E. McManis Richard B. Marshall C. 11. Murchison Irene Ellis Mary D. Lane C. S. Baxter BUSINESS STAFF a Harold Makinson.........Business Manager Agnes ,. Abele. Asst. Business Manager L:eGrand A. Gaines .. .Asst. Business Manager Wm. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager Wm. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager Donald M. Major....Asst. Business Manager Donnell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF +Mark B. Covell' Edward Pries, Jr. Robert E. McKean Henry Whiting II George A. Cadwell JUNIOR STAFF - Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum Harold P. Lindsay Duane Miller Matynard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr. R. A. Sullivan SATURDAY, MARCH 22, .1919. Issue Editor-Paul G. Weber DO YOU KNOW MICHIGAN? Spring'vacation will soon be here, and for a week the campus will be deserted in favor of home. Michigan men and women will spread the gospel of Michigan wherever they go, wheth- er they are conscious of it or not. And their families and friends will judge Michigan by the actions and words of the returned students. There are many ways of advertising a uilversity. There is the way of the braggart, who tells of his good times and the long hours he does not spend in studying. This kind of advertising does more harm than good There is the kind of advertising that is done by the earnestdhard'-working student. He does not have to talk much, his manner apd actions speak- ing for themselves. A quiet, well- mannered appearance can do more to advertise the University than volumes of the wrong kind of talk. How many students are well enough posted on their University to talk in- telligently about it when asked by outsiders? If someone were to ask how many women students attended Michigan, or .who were some of the more noted professors, or what has the University especially to recom- mend it to the prospective student, how many could give illuminative ans- wers? The best kind of advertising is the word of mouth kind. The right kind of advertising will gain more students for Michigan. Post yourself on facts concerning your University, so that when you are asked questions by the folks back home, you will be able to give them satisfactory and convinc- ing answers. MAYBE YOU WILL- Maybe you will, but maybe you won't-let your books accumulate with dust until the. first of June, when the blue book period commences. Maybe you will, but maybe you won't-break your resolution to get caught up in your school work during spring vacation. Maybe you will, but maybe you won't-write that thesis this month instead of waiting until next. But you will-have to wake up to the fact that the semester is almost half over, and you must get down to d work pretty soon. A year ago the Germans began their drive towards Paris. Owing to a slight hitch in the arrangement, however, they have returned home. The Guillotine Gunga Din (As Kipling would have written it aft- er being carried around the coun- try by 24 of them.) Tho' I quipped you and I flayed you Cuz from classic paths they strayed you, There's a bit of consolation for it got beneath your skin. Today the Senior Engineer asked if the highway back to Ann Arbor was the Colossus of Rhodes. The second preliminary apparatus meet will be held at 4:50 o'clock Mon- day afternoon in Barbour gymnasium. Those girls who did not finish up their work Wednesday afternoon should do so atbthis time. Preliminariesawill also be held at 4:50 Tuesday after- noon in Barbour gymnasium. Professor R. W. Cowden and Mrs. Cowden will cdiaperone at the Union Saturday night. Pledges made to theChinese fund of the Y. W. C. A. are due. They should be paid to Miss Huldah Bancroft, in Barbour gymnasium. Tickets for the Junior Girls' play may be purchased at Dean Myra B. Jordan's office in Barbour gymnas- ium. RABBI TO LECTURE SUNI)AY BEFORE MENORAH SOCIETY Rabbi A. M. Hirshman, of Detroit, will address the Michigan Menorah society at 8 o'clock Sunday evening, March 23, in Lane hall. This will be the first lecture of the semester on the Menorah program and it will like- wise be Dr. Hirshman's first appear- ance in Ann Arbor. The speaker is one of the best- known and one of the most enthusi- astic Zionist workers in the country, and has chosen for his talk here the subject, "Zionism-a'Liberation Move- ment." Rabbi Hirshman's address was pre- viously announced for Sunday after- noon, but Detroit engagements make it impossible for him to be here be- fore the evening. Notice The Snappiest Home-Made Drink can be made from Pure Malt Ex- tract and Hops. Manufacturer's branch, 609 Packard St. Liberty Beverage Co. Open evenings. MARCH 30 "The Next Step in Religion" APRIL 6 "The New Orthodoxy" ItEVERiENJ) RICHARDS TO SPEAK AT WESLEYAN GUILD SUNDAY Rev. James A. Richards, pastor of the Congregational church of Winnet- ka, Ill., will be the speaker at the fourth Wesleyan guild for the semes- ter, to be held at 7:30 o'clock Sunday night at the Methodist church. He will speak on "The Religion of a Con- queror." Efforts are being made to have the Reverend Richards conduct the week- ly students' forum in Lane hall after his lecture. DANCE AT YPSI This evening at the Masonic Temple there will be a dance from 8:30 to 11:30. Music furnished by "Ike" Fisher. One dollar per couple.-Adv. Try Our Special Sunday Dinners Everything the Best WAH R'S Tuttle's Lunch Room I I 338 Maynard Across from Arcade L _- -- i. UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE Hotel Allenel ANN ARBOR'S LEADING ITEL Special Chicken Dinner Sunday $1.00 Special Attention Given to Dinner Parties Dont Fail to Visit Our New Lunch Room Waterbury's Handbook of Miathema tics for LEngineers I Charles W. Graham Successor to Sheban Co. _q Even as You and I Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm bolting classes And so are you. When I have fled So, sad but true, Marks will be read And I will be blue. Today at theParlors of STEVENS & PERSHING, 618 P ACKARD. 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Finally he arose to his feet and his hat and coat were put on. He , staggered to the mitror. Something mrust be wrong. He didn't feel right. Suddenly a thought tric- kled into his brain. His hand crept up to his collar and felt about. He dropped the slide rule and fell dead. HORRORS! THEY HAD FORGOT- TEN TO SHAVE HIS NECK. "Engaged to Four Women; All Sue." -Cleveland Plain Dealer. Cupid must have shot him with a machine gun. The Divine Write of Woman My roommate's sister is very nice, She writes him sad letters so full of advice, Said he one day, "I don't mind being chided, But have a heart, sis, I cant' be miss- guided." French Flannel Shirts . 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State St. Ap~t Ar , Famous Closing Lines "After me the deluge," said Louis AV I as the flood of humanity surged upul, him. LOUIS XVI. Dean Maril to Lecture In Lane Hall Prof. M. L. Ward, dean of the dental school, will speak at 3 o'clock Sunday afternoon in Lane hall on "Dentistry, as a Profession." This lecture is the third of a series of vocational lec- tures under the auspices of the Uni- versity Y. M. C. A. ; Daily advertising is profitable.--Adv. lII Courteous and s.tisfptq TREATMENT to evfr- c- sqk- er, whether the 4ccojint bp'inrp or SmAII. The Ann Arbor 30inpDun CapIt l aid Surplus, 0,000.0 Resourceoi.......$4,:Og g.Oo Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. 0. D. MORRILL I a - T y p e w r ite r s -'yp w it n Mhlleograplhlng Has moved IR Nickels Arcade moe. 1711 Firs! Floor CLOTHIERS, FURNISHERS AND HATTERS SO. STATE ST. AT WILLIAM ST ---w I we might add, sadder but wiser U wa L