THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, t , . I OfFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday' luringthe university yeartbysthe Board in Control of Student .Publications. vIEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for'republication of all news dis- patches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub lishedherein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, lIichigan, as second class matter. Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building. Phones: Business, 960; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed o3. words, . signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and uotices of events °will. be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed tothe office.. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript willbe re- turned unless the writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF ,larence Roeser..........Managing Editor Hl. C. I. Jackson.............. City Editor %ilarry M. Carey......... .News Editor Bruce Millar...............Telegraph Editor Milton Marx..............Associate Editor 'Thomas F. McAllister........eature Editor David B. Landis............ .Sport Editor Marguerite Clark..........Women's Editor Martha Guernsey..........Women's Editor The Guillotine Kathleen Mavourneen (As it would be written today.) Kathleen Mavourneen the cold cream is caking, The horn of the heifer is herd on the hill, The ducks in the eave-trough a' sun bath are taking, Mavourneen, Mavourneen, why are you still? Chorus K-K-K-K-Katie. Beautiful Katie. You're the only 'modern woman who e'er was still. Generally speaking, You'r generally speaking, So I think perhaps with lockjaw you are ill. Second verse Kathleen Mavourneen the wet hay I'm raking, The revenue collector he stalks on the hill, How did I know it was all nature faking And that you were silent 'cause you ran a still. Chorus K-K-K-K-Katie. Beautiful Katie. I adore you now that Michigan is dry. When there is moonshine Hid in the cow shed I'll wait at the kitchen door until I die. The Senior Engineer asked us to- day if Noah's ark was Maid of Orleans. No consolation game will be played Thursday afternoon in Barbour gym- nasium as previously announced. The game is postponed because of theS medical banquet to be held Thursday in Barbour gymnasim. Baptist Guild T sayquet Thursday, March 20 THE "STANDARD Stands Alone When purchasing a Loose Leaf Note Book don'tstop short of the Orchestra Solos The Women's league will give party at 4 o'clock Friday afternoon Barbour gymnasium. a( in "Standard"-- It positively has no equal-All sizes, Eats Toasts 0 and everyone guaranteed. Tickets for the Junior Girls' play hay be procured at Dean Myra B. Jordan's desk in Barbour gymnasium. Secure your tickets at Lane Hall 50c WAH R'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE I j WAR COSTS 197 BILLIONS endrick Kimball.......Guillotine harles R. Osius, Jr......:...State .ark K. Ehlbert.........Efficiencyti ul A. Siinkman.........Dramatic .th Dailey...............Exchange Editor1 Editor1 Editor Editor Editor San Francisco, March 19. - "The cost of the war in money alone is $197,000,000,000, or $11,- 000,000,000 more than the total property value of all of North America," Secretary of War Newton D. Baker, told a gather- ing at the Commercial club here today following his arrival with Gen. Payton March, chief of staff, to inspect army posts. "The deaths from wounds in battle numbered 7,300,000 and the total deaths in all armies reached 9,000,000," he said. For service and results try a Daily Want Ad.-Adv. RAPID CLEANERS AND DYERS Wanted a hundred suits to be dry or steam cleaned for $1.00 per suit. Bring your old clothes to the Rapid Cleaners and Dyers and we will make them look like new. Strictly hand pressed. 601 East Liberty, Phone 1995- J.-Adv. Ray's "BETSY ROSS" Shop The Fountain Room DeLuxe I Students of theI ISSUE EDITORS erbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber naud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice illiandiClarkson '. 1D. Flintermann ugh W. Hitdhcock J. P. Hart arie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman Ina Apel Robert E. Swart iomas H. Adams John E. McManis chard B. Marshall C. Id. Murchison ene Ellis Mary D. Lane S.=Baxter BUSINESS STAFF rold Makinson.........Business Manager Pnes L. Abele..~Asst. Business Manager Grand A. Gaines ...Asst. Business Manager m. M. -LeFevre. . .. Asst. Business~ Manager m,. A. Leitzinger... .Asst.. Business' Manager nald M. Major...,.Asst. Business Manager 'pnell R. Schoffner. .Asst. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF trk B. Covell E.dward PrieLs, Jr. bert 1.. McKean Henry Whiting II George A. Cadwell JUNIOR STAFF rt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum rold P. Lindsay Duane Miller aynard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.. R. A. Sullivan University of Michigan are cordially invited to inspect our new lii of l E i Witer Suits and Ov ercoats Newest materials, newest models, newest colorings, an(: lowest prices " rf'Irr " Hot Fudge Sundae Not Chocolate Whipped Cream Sodas Supreme Matted Milks I We Cater To Those Who Demand The Best No. 9 NIckels Arcade THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1919. Issue Editor-Paul A. Shinkinan A' MOLLY-CODDLE UNIVERSITY? One of the Detroit papers has,'in its society columns every Sunday, a letter supposedly written by a co-ed at Michigan to a friend in the metro- polis. The letter purports to tell of the activities of the University for 'the preceding week. These activities, are extremely in- teresting, according to the letter. They include all the dances and other par- ties that take place, and one would conclude that life at Ann Arbor was one social event after another. Among the items mentioned recently was one telling. of a tea served by a sorority to "the campus boys." This ise thesort of thing that the people of the outside world read about Michigan. Are they to assume that our life here is a society one, that we lead a butterfly existence? Anyone familiar with college life knows that the greater part of the time is taken up with study. Yet in one of the letters is found the state- ment that among all the other activ- ities one must also study, that study takes up "so much" of one's time, and makes one stay up late nights. - The truth is that these events talk- ed about in such great length and de- tail by the aspiring society reporter are but a small part of university life. Michigan is composed largely of red- blooded men and women, who are studying and working to some pur- pose. Society functions are but in- cidental. If there must be these descriptions of college life in metropolitan news- papers, at least let them be represent- ative. What serious student, con- tempfating attending a university, would come to one that seems to have its chief interests in dances and par- ties, and calls its men students "cam- pus boys?" "Soldiers who have married or i- tend to marry French or British gir have brought back from Europe a taste for antiques," says an exchange. We forgive them the tasto,, but why should they marry them? Can you blame us for forgetting to pay our income tax? It's such a little item that it is difficult to remember. Another passing that will take place after July 1, will be that of the lit laws. Bullet pierces Trotzky's hat.-Head-1 Ye Daily said yesterday that "a mil- lion and a half women in England are going to be shy husbands." Just how, we ask. If there are not enough men to go around why doesn't some enter- prising business concern .start up a male order house. The Pirates Song from Treasure Island (Modern version.) Old Michigan is as dry as a bone, Yo ho ho and a bottle, of milk! Drink and the Devil are unknown, Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk! A Permanent Sparring Partner "Willie Ritchie's sweetib said that she would marry him if he knocked out Denny Leonard. So Willie did the sameeand won a fight and a home at one blow."-Hectic Daily sport writer. Willie would do well to quote John Paul Jones and say, "I haven't begun to fight." Flickerings of Rural Life (From the Clearfield, Pa., Independent.) Martin Johnson, Clearfield's affable shoeman and batchelor has returned home from a business trip to Pitts- burg. Mart says that the art of cam- oufiage is well developed by the fair sex in the city and offers a bit of ev- idence to prove it. He attended a cotillion in a public dance hall and was attracted by a singularly good and young looking lady. When Mart had nerve enough to ask her for a dance she told him she was married and had two grandsons in the old soldiers' home. I, Perpetuate With Pictures. Uncle Sam perpetuated his war activities with Pictures. Big Business perpetuates its developments with Pictures. Families perpetuate their members with Pictures. Why Not Perpetuate University Life with Pictures Why nothave a snap, or flashlight, of the "Bunch," the "Dance," or the hundred and one other things that occur at "Michigan?" Nothing tells the story like a Picture. They make delightful souvenirs that will be cherished long after other things are forgotten. You know, or if you don't ygu can find out for yourself, that Lyndon's Flashlights and Groups are in a class by themselves. Many have tried and are still trying but none have succeeded in approathing them in quality. I am telling you this but don't take my word for it, be your own judge. Now it's a simple thing to get these pictures; just call Lyndon, and he'll get them, night or day. Please get your or in before 8 P. M. for evening. LYNDON, 719 N. University Ave. 79 Tel. 458F1, or F2 I Waterbury's Hdndbook of Mathematics for Engineers Charles W. Graham Successor to Sheehan & Co. I Today at the Parlors of 6 STEVENS & PERSHING, 618ARsTED Another Special Display of Spring Mlilinery f F- V L I, 4 yt Clothes, 1 1May not 000e Dollar. Day Bargains "Make the Man" -But a- MARQUARDT SUIT Certainly helps We guarantee both woolens and workmanship See Us Today "Art" Marquardt Campus Tailor 608 B. Liberty From the Merchant of Venice (Modern version.) The quality of his dancing is quite strained. He falleth as a gentle bolt from heaven Upon the floor beneath. He is thrice bruised- He bruiseth those who also dance and her who dances with him. Our Daily Novelette "Santa Marie," cried the queen of Spain, "Little Alphonso has a stom- ache ache." "Help," cried the royal high cham- berlain, "Send for the secretary of the interior." $1.25, $1.35 and $1.50 collars, vestees and collar and cuff sets, in satin, or- gandie and Georgette crepe. $1.00 Women, all linen hemstitched handkerchiefs with 1-4 in. hems. Regular 2oc values 7 for $1.00 $1.50 tub waists of white voile in both plain and striped effects. $1.00 $1.98 petticoats of sateen and cotton taffeta, in an excellent range of plain shades, as well as a good assortment of flowered and striped effects. $1.00 DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (October 27, 1918) (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7:io a. tn., and hourly to 9:xo p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48 a. i., and every hourto 9:48 p. m. (Ex- presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:qo a. m., and every two hours to 9:o5 p. m., I:so p. m, Co Ypsilanti only, 1 1:45 P ,n., 2:2o a.m. 1:zo a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti Local cars West Bound-7:48 a. n&., to c2:2o a. m. WAI KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620-R \ Women 'a Famous Closing 'Lines "Thirty love," said Joseph $1.25 chamoisette gloves in white, black and colors. $1.00 $r.5o silk-topped vests in pink and white. $1.00 314 S. State St. Ann Arbot -I?,- Women's' as he served in Pharaoh's court. -LOUIS XVI. NO ST. PATRICK DAY SCRAP WITH GREEN VERSUS YELLOW An old Michigan tradition fell to the ground Monday. For years It has heen the St. Patrick's day custom of the Fresh Medic Sons of Erin, dec- orated with flaring green neckwear, tE lie in wait in front of the Medical building for any of their classmates why will be bold enough to wear the hated orange. Seldom did they wait in vain, the wearers of the orange arrived and the fight was on. Mon- day proved the ex.-eption. St. Patrick's day passed and the few wearers of the orange mingled freely and peace- fully with the many wearers of the green. Use the Dany to reach the students. Four thousand students read it every I All silk camisoles, formerly priced at $.25, $1.50 and $r.75, $1,00 Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The Ann Arbor Sayings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources ........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. Women's pink batiste gowns with hemstitched square neck and short sleeves. $1.00 $. 150 leather purses $100 I z c bath soap 10 bars for $1.00 85c Highland liden stationery 2 boxes for $1 O. D. MOWR ILL Typewriters .# Typewriting ... Mimeographing Has moved to Nickels Arcade Photro1718 First Floor as far as it got we wager. morning.-Adv.