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Clarence Roeser ...........Managing Editor

A Mlind a Seeing
When the human mind sees far enough
The solution to get through
A problem that is an original one
To say before it I never knew.
With a mind that is not resting
When one starts out for to find and
see
Found from the mind an loriginal

idea
To make that mind a leader to be.


Found in a person possessing it so
Into. the master mind to sink
Fitting and moulding the person I
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Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Webet
Renaud Sherwood Edgar 1,. Rice
Villiam Clarkson E. D. Flintermann
lugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
RE? PO RTERS
Aanie Crozier Muriel I;. Bauman
fdn A pele :Robert E. Swart
homas H. Adams John E. McManis
Richard B. Marshall C. H1. Murchison
rene Ellis Mary D. lane


C. S. Baxter

BUSINESS STAFF
harold Makinson .........Business Manager.
Agnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager
Le~rand A. Gaines.. .Asst. Business Manager
W . M. LeFevre...Asst. Business Manager
Wn. A. Leitinger...Asst. Business Manager
V:Dornald M. Major.sst. Business Manager
Donnell R. Schoffner. .Asst Business Manager
B. SNIOR STAFF
MarB Covell N Edward Prics, Jr.
Robet F. iMcan Ihenry Whiting .I
G rge A Cadwell
JVNIOR STAFF
Cart P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum
Harold P. Lindsay Duane Miller
Mayard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19, 1919.
Issue Editor-William S. Clarkson
SENIORS AND CLASS SPIRIT
*Xhat is the matter with the senior
class spirit? The present year has
been an off one as far as spirit is
concerned, not only in the senior class,
but all over the campus.
There was some justification for this
while the war lasted. But now that
the University is back on the old
basis, there is no reason why the old
enthusiasm for class and department
should not be revived.
In another year or so the situation
will right itself. But in the mean-
while the seniors will have gone. To
be sure, they will be alumni, and will
not lose all connection with their Alma
Mater. but alumni must be organized
as well as undergraduates. If the sen-
iors do not get together as a class
now, before they graduate, how can
they hope to be true alumni in later
years?
One of the finest recollections car-
Tied away from college is the memory
of class friendships. The class of-
ficers, class day programs, commence-
ment exercises, will always stand out
as things never to be forgotten. But
in the present state of apathy of the
senior class, it would seem to make
no difference whether there will be a
program or not.
As far as spirit is concerned, the
senior class is dead. What's the mat-
ter, seniors? Wake up! And hurry,
for you will not be seniors much long-
er.
MEMORY ACCOUNTING
Did you ever make a balance sheet
of your memory, as an accountant
does of a business? If you wrote out
everything you know in one column,
and in another the different uses to
which you could put this knowledge,
what kind of a statement would it
make?
In the double entry system of book-
leeping, every item on one side of the
ledger must have an equivalent on the
other side. Are you keeping bJooks in
this way? Or are you simply making
a long list of entries on one side of
the ledger-simply storing away in-
discriminate facts?
Your mind is doubtlessly filled with
innumerable items, on innumerable
topics. But could you place a defi-
nite use for every item? In other
words, of the store of miscellaneous
knowledge at your command, how
'much is really valuable and will be
useful to you in later years?
Why shouldn't St. Louis yeggmen
hold up plumbers? That's what we
call an eye to business.

To be each day his meat and drink.
For to have a mind that is resting
Not wanting for to ever see
All right then there'll never come
Through the mind no solution to be.
But the mind working with pleasure
Thinking through some original
thought
Is bound to arrive at the right deci-
sion
Conquered by the mind in that one
brought.
To value the mind by attending
With it to profit thereby
Then life with the mind will be a
pleasure
Filling the human heart with joy.
r. Tom Lovell, Poet.
(All Rights Reserved)
March 17,1919
Publication authorized by S. P. C. A.
We don't know whether the above
is the description of a battle scenet
or an ode to a concrete mixer but he
really wrote it, dear reader.
Today the Senior Engineer wanted
to know if Charlotte Russe stabbed
Marat in French history.
Relatively Speaking
"Without doubt all of you in this
room are distantly related cousins."-
Heredity lecturer on Monday morning.
We did wonder though how the
grinning colored gentleman in the
first row got into our family tree.
Flickerings from Rural Life
(From the Millersburg, Ohio, Leader)
The vesper services which were to
be held Monday evening by the St.
Agnes Guild male choir .were post-
poned indefinitely. Martin Olson, care-
taker of the church and the parsonage,
unpacked the surplices from the cedar
chest besidethe hat rack in the ves-
tibule and as they were slightly redo-
lent of mothballs, hung them out on
the clothesline to dry off. Constable
Jim Swenson's goat came along and
enoyed a sacriligious meal but choked
on a safety pin in the fourteenth one.
Our Daily Novelette
Ye olden novel.
"We are lost," shouted the captain

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Apparatus practice will be held at 2
o'clock Wednesday afternoon in Bar-
bour gymnasium. This practice will
be followed by the first preliminary
meet which will be held from 3. to 4
o'clock instead of from 3 to 4:50
as previously announced.
The cup game between the seniors
and freshmen will be played at 4
o'clock Wednesday afternoon in Bar-
bour gymnasium.
The consolation game between jun-
iors and sophomores will be played at
5 o'clock Thursday afternoon in Bar-
bour gymnasium.
Playground work will be given at 1
o'clock Wednesday afternoon in Bar-
bour gymnasium.
Miss Clara Livermore will speak on
juvenile court work at 4 o'clock Wed-
nesday afternoon in Barbour gymnas-
ium.
Y. W. C. A. cabinet meeting will be
held at 3:15 o'clock Wednesday after-
noon in Barbour gymnasium.
Helen Newberry residence will give
a Sophorore tea dansante for the
Sophomore girls of the campus from
4 until 5:30 o'clock Wednesday after-
noon.
Junior Girls' play tickets will be'
on sale for 50 cents Wednesday aft-
ernoon in University hall.
A regular Women's League party
,will be held at 4 o'clock Friday after-
noon at Barbour gymnasium. The
league will entertain the hospital
nurses who have recently become
members.
as he staggered into the cabin."
Ye modern novel.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said the
captain as he twirled his blonde mous-
tache and took out his gold cigarette
case, "we have met with a slight'mis-
hap which for a few moments has ne-
cessitated the stopping of the en-
gines. There is no cause for alarm
as the inury is trifling, inconsequen-
tial, I assure you. 'We merely struck
an island and damaged the stop-cock
in the ice box. Yet if any of the more
timid ladies in the salon wish to ;de-
sist from their roulette for a breath
of fresh sea air they may find security

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Biaptist Guild
Bianquet
Thursday, March 20

in the forward life boats. To quote
Emerson, one might say-
(Interrupted here by ship going down)
As Ike Fischer Would Have Written It
Old Mother Hubbard
Perched on the cupboard
Blew out a silvery tone,
"The price of +meat
Is too high to eat,"
So she gave her dog the trombone.
Famous Closing Lines
"He loves me knot," said Stella
Woolworth as her dancing partner at
the Labor Temple buried his classical
chin in her psychical ruffle of auburn
hair.
LOUIS XVI.
Campus Mixer Tickets Soon Out
Tickets for the All-Campus mixer
to be given at 4 o'clock Saturday aft-
ernoon by Masques in Barbour gym-
nasium will be limited in number to
500. They may be obtained this aft-
ernoon at Wahr's, Sheehan's, the Busy
Bee, Newberry residence, and Martha
Cook dormitory. First come, first
served is to be .the policy in selling
them. They will be 25 cents a piece.
Michigan's paper for Michigan men.
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