THE MICHIGAN DAILY OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the university year. by the Board in Control of Student Publications. KtEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is excunsively entitled to the use for republication of all news dis- patches credited to it or not otnerwise credited n this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. Entered at the postoflice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building. ,Phones: Business, 96o; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 3oea words, a signed, thetsignature not necessarily to ap- pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and cotices of events will be publish, d w The Daily at the discretion of the Ed .or, if left at or mailed to the office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be re- turned unless the :writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessariiy endorse the sentiments expressed in the comununications. EDITORIAL STAFF Clarence Roeser...........Managing Editor. / TREAT PLAN UP TO GIRLS MEN FEAR BEING CONSIDERED PIKERS; FALSE PRIDE HINDERS SAYS STUDENT. Editor, The Michigan Daily: The writer was pleased to read re- cently in The Daily, that the, price of a ticket or the location of a seat at a show, was immaterial to our fair co-eds. If this statement represents the opinion of the majority of the girls, it certainly is an encouraging sign. The experience of many of the men would hardly bear out this state- ment. If both parties could be brought to view the matter sensibly and avoid all false pride about the expense of entertainments, it would make our social life far more enjoyable. I for one am sure that the men are more than willing to meet the girls half way on this matter, but have been prevented from doing so, largely by false pride and fear of being thought of as a "piker." It is up to the girls to right the matter by discouraging useless extravagance. SENIOR ENGINEER. Are fishes crazy when caught in seine, Is the undertaker's business dead? The Rugville Gazette Mr. and Mrs. K. Roach will hold a lawn party in the kitchen sink Sat- urday evening to introduce their daughter, Miss Luella Roach, and 70 of her debutante sisters. Tea will be served under the drain pipe. Little Willie Mouse according to the neighbors is an exceptionally spoiled child. Willie fell down the ele- vator shaft last week and Mis4 Hya- cinth Bat found him this morning. Interment will be held in the vegeta- ble cellar. The fleas have opened house upon the bull dog. They are being kept continually on the jump these days and will probably entertain until cold weather sets in. They are the livest of our little colony. The annual track meet and May- pole festivities of the Centipede Ath- letic club will be held Saturday aft- ernoon in the main hall. The course for the Marathon is from the water bottle to the Boston cook book. Mr. and Mrs. Clarence J. Moth are entertaining at a moth ball at their home on Ward Robe Heights this even- ing. There will be a special meeting of iota Sigma Pi at 5 o'clock this after-I noon in room 303 Chemistry building. Y. W. C. A. cabinet meeting will be held at 3:30 o'clock this afternoon at Barbour gymnasium. Junior and sophomore first and sec- ond basketball teams will practice at 3 o'clock this afternoon in Barbour gymnasium. The class in special apparatus will meet at 4 o'clock this afternoon in Barbour gymnasium. Playground class will be held at I o'clock this afternoon in Barbour' gymnasium. All house heads should hand in to- day at Barbour gymnasium, the report! of the vote on the" ruling regarding moving pictures on Sunday. Rehearsal of the "Loving Cup" at 4 o'clock Wednesday at Martha Cook building. LOAN SCHOLARSHIPS GIVEN NINE WOMEN SEMESTER TEXT BOOKS NEW AND SECOND HAND Drawing Instruments AND ENGINEER'S SUPPLIES WuAH R'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE L. Jackson...............City Editor r . Carey........... ews Editor Millar.............elegraph Editor n Marx.....:..........Associate Editor B. Landis. .........Sport Editor ierite Clark..........XWomen's Editor ea Guernsey.......... Women's Editor For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy usig the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ASK US Farmers & Mechanics Bank- 101-105 S. Main 330 S. State St. (Nickels Arcade) . tarles R. Osius, Jr...........State .ark K. Ehlbert............fficiency uth Dailey ...............E4xchange Editor Editor editor ISSUE EDITORS Edgar L. Rice Henry O'Brien oseph A. Bernstein Renaud Sherwood Paul G. Weber E. D. Flintermnan Paul A. Shinkman REPORTERS 'hilip Ringer Mary D. Lane fargaret Christie Edna Apel varie Crozier Irene Ellis lerbert R. Slusser J. P. Hart Carlton F. Wells BUSINESS STAFF Iarold Maksinson .........Business Manager gnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager 'eGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager Vn. M. LeFevre... .Asst. Business Manager Vm. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager onald M. Major.Asst. Business Manager )onnell R. -hoffner. .Asst. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF' Mark B. -Covell JUNIOR STAFF eorge A. Cadwell R. A. Sullivan dwaM' Priehs, Jr. Clare W. Weir 'urt P. Schneider Henry Whiting II WEDNESDAY, MARCH 5, 1919. Issue Edaor-E. D. Fitermann" THE PERSONAL ELEMENT If a student were to meet a profes- or on a train, and in the course of n hour's ride or so the professor hould happen to discourse on the Ibject in which he is an authorty,: ae student would probably feel high- The Guillotine Isles of Greece! Isles of Greece! Where burning Sapho loved and sung, Where grew the arts of war and peace, Where Delos rose and Phoebus sprung, Eternal summer gilds them yet But all except their sun is set. You have as yet your Phyrric dance Where is your Phyrric phalanx gone? Of two such lessons why forget The nobler and the manlier one, And, Oh Greece, must thy lyre divine Degenerate into hands like mine? -LORD BYRON. No, dear reader, this is not a lunch room epic. Today the Senior Engineer asked us if Lars Porsena was king of Sweden. Yesterday with our own eyes we be- held a co-ed inside an honest to gosh pair of rubber boots. We told a friend about it but he said that he saw one with a diving helmet. How- ever, we think that was a lie. Oh Venus Astronomy Fan-"I spend the great- er share of my evenings gazing at heavenly bodies." Fine Arts and Martha Cook Corri- dor-ite-"So do I." "Beautify the campus," ye Daily. Why not plant gold fish? Kamerade! If a conductor steals do you think it is fare, Our Own Little Quiz Section If apples make cider what do pears make? Ans.-Soap, of course. What should I do when my plate is brought in to me in a damp condi- tion? Ans.-Sh, that's the soup course. What can I do for excitement these spring days? Ans.-Grab a lambkin by the knee and pinch a gamboling joint.* *Instructor's Note-(We ave ten thousand dollars' worth of govern- ment trick navy insurance and need every bit of it.) One thousand dollars was loaned to nine girls at the meeting of the committee on loan scholarships, held Monday in the office of President H. B. Hutchins. Scholarships are still available. Other girls who need finan- cial aid should apply to Dean Myra B. Jordan immediately. The loans varied in amount from $50 to $200. All the applicants were seniors with' the exception of one, a junior. The loans do not bear intei'- est until the date of maturity, which is in most cases a year after gradu- ation.r- Patronize our aavertisers.---Adv. i The World War and Its Consequences. 21y WILLIAM HERBERT HOBBS Charles W. Graham Successor to Sheehan & Co. Our Daily Novelette "No beer, no work." Prof. of English-"What is ment of final suspense in III?" the mo- Richard h r. ly honored that he had been .able to be a listener. He would most likely repeat his experience to his Yellow- students with pride and self-satisfac- tion, and a feeling that his store of knowledge had been vastly increased. "Why, Professor So-and-So told me bimself that-" and the' story would be reheated again and again, with evi- lent gusto on the part of the narra- tor, and equally evident relish on the part of the listeners. But this same lecture given in the classroom, in a regular course of lec- ;ures, would simply be classed as something on which notes had to be aken, in order that quizzes may suc- cessfully be passed in the future. The personal element is lacking, and the lecture becomes merely a part of the lay's work. If a student would consider that he personal element is present even n the classroom, if he would make himself believe that the professor is alking directly to him, and not vague- y to the world pt large, he would get nuch more out of the lecture, the ourse would become more interesting Lnd alive, and both the professor and he student would be more satisfied with each other. DEFACERS Once there was a man who had a Studious-"When they hang him." We Also Need plfting Little Willie, mean as the dickens, Pushed his sister in the well,, Mother said, in drawing water, " 'Tis so hard to raise a daughter." Famous Closing Lines "This is indeed food for reflec- tion," said the goat as he swallowed the last of the looking glass. LOUIS XVI. Births Lead Deaths In Clerk's Record According to the city clerk's record for the month of February the city's population is on the increase, the month's births and deaths list show- ing 54 births and 42 deaths. These records cannot be taken as a fair cen- sus as they include the University hospitals list. DONALDSON'S The Shop for Men No/v showing a complete line of lien 's Furnishing Goods Special showing of Shirts, attached and reversible collar Wool Hose, Imported English Caps, Knit Ties, Leather Coats Bow Ties, Pajamas I Hotel Allenel ANN ARBOR'S LE ADING HOTEL Special Chicken Dinner Sunday $1.00 Special Attention Given to Dinner Parties 711 No. University, with Geo. J Moe-"Sport Shop"' Ave. I V Is the Daily black when it's read, Laboratory Supplies StudentsChemicals * Toilet IL~dDISArticles, Sundries The Eberbach & Son Co. 200-204 E. LIBERTY ST. Shorthand Typewriting Bookkeeping h. i MICIIGAN TAILORING COMPANY 901 N. Univesity Ave. Cor. N. Univ. and Ingalls, Opposite Hill Auditorium 'I SPRING AND SUMMER SUITS $18 to $50 Goods no/v on display LADIES' DEPARTMENT entire second floor for Dressmaking and Fine Tailoring. A Solution for cleaning Fur Coats of the best quality at a reasonable price. Try this new oderless solution for taking the SHINE out of your suits. As a trial we will only charge you half price._ Guaranteed by one of the leading firms of Chicago, Ill. We will call for your goods over Phone 2734-W. We buy your discarded suits Cleaning and Pressing at reasonable prices Open 7:30 . in. to 9 p. m. W. L. SLEDG, Proprietor U INI Hamilton Business College State and William Sts. DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arboi and Jackson (October 27, t918) (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7: o a. m., and hourly to 9:xo p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48 a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex. presses make local stops west of Anr Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., and every two hours to 9:o5 p. M., 1o:o p. M. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., 12:20 a. M. t:1o a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti Local Cars West Bound-x:48 a. i., to t2:2o a. n WAT KING LOO Open from 11:30 a, m. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620. i Calkins Drug Co. "'Come On., . Dad," home. It was beautiful both 314 S. State St. Ann Arbor :utside and in, and it was admired by a great many people. Some of the people liked the home so well that they asked the owner if he would let them live in it for a time, and be- ing a generous sort of person, he said he would. So they came to live with him and share his beautiful house and all the things it contained. They liked the furnishings, so they went about de- facing them in various ways. One would write his name on some painting that he thought wi. espe- eially good; another would play Iuoits with the Victrola records b' - cause he liked them so well; anothe carved his initials on the grand piano,: o show his appreciation of the won- derful music it was capable of pro- lucing. Impossible, you say? Absurd? One wouldn't do those things? Just go over o the library any time and look over some of the books that have the im- prints of the reader's own person- ality stamped upon them. l Pl '1 "ilf'fhl lllh' fiil IU1y t TRADE MARK P RICE for price,grade for grade, there is no better pipe made than a W D C. You can get a pipe- with the familiar triangle trade- mark in any size and shape and. grade you want-and you will be glad you did it. W D C Pipes are American made and sold in the best shops at $6 down to 75 cents. WM. DEMUTH & CO., New York World's Largest Pipe Manufacturer There is good Soda Water Stores. at all these Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be lare or small. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $50,000.00 Resources .........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. 02o, D. MORRILL Here is a pipe to be proud of in any company. Genuine French Briar, carefully selected, beauti- fully worked, superbly mounted with sterling band and vulcanite bit. 324 SO. STATE STREET 1123 SO. UNIVERSITY AVE. 711 PACKARD STREET I Typewriters 4 ±4-t Typewriting Mimeographing Has moved to Niokels Aroado Phone 1718 First Floor I 7-77 -- - --- -- -ii 77 rtr r Ad IF, L