THE MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY mir4ipa attu R OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THl UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the university year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. REMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled so the use for republication of all news dis- ptches credited to it or not oterwise credited tn this paper and also the local news pub- -ished herein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building.- Phones: Business, 960; kditorial, 244. Communications not to exceed 300 words,1 t signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events =will be published in The Dailyat thevdiscretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to the office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be re- turned unless the writer incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Clarence Roeser ...........Managing Editor SC. L. Jackson...........City Editor -Harry M.Carey...............News Editor Br ce Millar...........Telegraph Editor .Milton Marx ............ .. Associate Editor David B. Landis..............Sport Editor Marguerite Clark...........Women's Editor Martha Guernsey,..........Women's Editor Charles R. Osius, Jr..........State Editor -Mark K. Ehlbert........... Efficiency Editor Ruth Dailey ... ........Exchange Editor ISSUE EDITORS Edgar L. Rice Henry O'Brien Joseph A. Bernstein Renaud Sherwood Paul G. Weber E. D. Flintermann Paul A. Shinkman REPORTERS Philip Ringer Mary D. Lane Margaret Christie Edna Apel Marie Crozier Irene Ellis Herbert R. Slusser J P. Hart Carlton F. Wells BUSINESS STAFF Harold Makinson.........Business Manager Agnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager LeGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager Wm. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager Win. A. Leitzinger...Asst Business Manager Donald M. Major... .Asst. Business Managr Donnell R.' Schoffner..Ass. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF Mark B. Covell JUNIOR STAFF George A. Cadwell R. A. Sullivan Edward Priehs, Jr. Clare W. Weir Curt P. Schneider Henry Whiting II Curt P. Schneider SUNDAY, MARCH 2, 1919. Issue Editor-Edgar L. Rice BRICKS OR BRAINS? If it is true that less than ten per cent of the professors in the Univer- sity are able to live on their salaries, then there is something radically wrong at Michigan. In the last few years we have put up a number.of new buildings on the campus. This is a good sign. We should have adequate facilities. But we should rem'ember that we must also have the men to preside in these buildings. Many of our best faculty men have left simply because they could com- mand more money elsewhere. What is the good of fine buildings if we have not the big men? A university is noted beause Qf its faculty. Are we building a university of bricks? Michigan has been unfortunate in not having endownments. Other un- ivesities,. through the generosity of wealthy men, are able to erect beaut- iful buildings and pay adequate sal- aries. Not being endowed, except for a few isolated cases, we must make the state appropriation put up our buildings and also pay our salaries. Consequently, the latter suffer. It the appropriations of the state were larger, larger salaries could be paid. To make the state grant larger appropriations, the taxpayers should be brought to realize the importance of the University, and be made to take more pride in it. At present, the, University is viewed as asort of nec- essary burden. The University should be placed in a different light before the taxpayers. They should be made to see that high- er education is not a fad, but a vital, all-absorbing 'thing. We want new buildings-we need them. But we also want salaries that will enable a fair sort of living. A university of bricks is pretty to look at. But auniversity of brains is the one that will command attention and respect. CO-ED OAPPOSES 50-60 WOMEN DON' TEXPECT MEN TO PAY EXCESSIVE PRICES FOR THEATER SEATS Editor, The Michigan Daily:- In regard to your editorial on a 50-50 treating'system between co-eds and the men on the campus I would like 'to say that democracy at Michi- gan can be emphasized more by dis- cretion than the so-called "Dutch treat." When a man invites a girl to the theater he thinks that it is necessary for him to buy the best and most ex- pensive seats. He forgets the all- important fact that his presence be- side her will make her forget al about the seat she is sitting in, un- less it be behind a post. The average girl at Michigan does not expect men to pay exorbitant prices for theater tickets. More invitations could be ex- tended and more fun enjoyed if the men would get over the silly idea of, front seats. A CO-ED. First Baptist Church Huron Street below State 10:30 Public Worship Sermon by John MasonrWells God's Call Through The World's Need" 11:50 FIRST METHODIST CHURCH SECOND TEXT BOOKS SEMESTER NEW AND SECOND HAND Drawing Instruments AND ENGINEER'S SUPPLIES Sunday Services I Guild class Subject, "The Four Gospel Witnesses" 6:30 P. M. Guild Meeting, led by W. C. Parmenter "The People We Meet" . 10:30 o'clock "THE CRUCIFIX; THE COMMUNION" AT NOON COLLEGE MEN'S CLASS Prof. R. W. Sellars will speak on 'INDUSTRIAL DEMOCRACY' I W W R'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE The Guillotine The Ballad of Hard Luck Henry You know these Yukon eggs of ours- some pink, some green, some blue- A dollar per, assorted tints, assorted flavors too; The supercilious cheechako might designate them high, But one acquires a taste for them and likes them bye and bye. Well Hard Luck Harry took this egg and held it to the light And there was more faint penciling thathsorely taxed his sight. At last he made it out, and then the legend ran like this- "Will Klondike miner write to Peg Plumhollow, Squashville, Wis?' The lassie gazed at him a space, her cheeks grew rosy red, She gazed at him with tear bright eyes and tenderly she said: "Yes, lonely Klondike miner, it is true my name is Peg, And also true I longed for you and wrote it on an egg. My heart went ont to someone in that land of night and cold; But oh, I fear that Yukon egg must have been mighty old. I waited long, I hoped and feared, you should have come before; I've been a wedded woman now for eighteen years or more. I'm sorry since you've come so far, you ain't the one that wins; But won't you take a step inside, I'll let you see the twins." -Service. The senior engineer asked us today if Cerebellum guarded the gates of Hades. The committee to award loan schol- arships will meet at 2 o'clock Monday afternoon in Pres. Harry B. Hutch- ins' office. All those who have ap- plied to Dean Myra B. Jordan for scholarships should be present at this time. Girls who have not applied, and who desire scholarships, should apply to Dean Jordan before this meeting. Senior and sophomore besketball teams will practice at 4:50 o'clock Monday afternoon in Barbour gym- nasium. Seniors and freshmen will hold, basketball practice at 4:50 o'clock Tuesday afternoon in Barbour gym- nasium. Stylus Announces Short Story Contest Announcement of the annual short story contest of Stylus, open to all undergraduate University women, was made yesterday. A prize of $5.00 is to be given for the best production sub- mitted before May 1. Members of the society are not eligible to compete for the honor. 'Doing Business on Borrowed Capital' Mr. W. L. Casler. M '22 7:30 o,clock "THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS" The World War and Its Consequences 21y WILLIAM HERBERT HOBBS Charles W. Graham Successor to Sheehan & Co. Prof. J. S. Reeves Students Welcome 6:30 o'clock l .. t ' -- f STUDENTS desiring to work an hour or more a day can make wages of mnore than voo per hour selling Ameri- ca's War for Humanity and Life of Roosevelt. Send at once for free ouffit, F. B. Dickerson & Co. DETROIT MICH. enclosing 20 cents in stamps for mailing outfits. FA I Fountain Pen Repairs We repair, adjust and furnish new pens for all makes of Fountain Pens. Bring in your pen and we will gladly estimate cost of repairs. WE ALSO CARRY A COMPLETE LINE OF L. E. WATERMAN - CONKLIN - SWAN PENS H ALLER & FULLER STATE STREET JEWELERS -1 3 1. SAVE THE PIECES! Broken Eye Glass Lenses Ground in Our Own Shop. Same Day. Try Our Service. Edyes Examined Oh "Was Adam ejected for gambling?" "Well, on account meanor he had his away from him." from the garden of some misde- paradise taken Sort of a "Basic Admendment" Dear Louis XVI: - Aussi, permettez moi to say that one of the greatest aggrevations that con- front homo-kind on this vale of Bevo is the chewing of gum at any mis- cellaneous gathering. I know a gentle- man who went to a movie and when he wished to leave, there was what he called a strange affinity, but what I called a piece of gum, between his garment and the seat. I surely would hate to tell you what he said. He was a fat man and swelled up pseudo- majestic like and he said, "By GUM!" -Charlotte Corday. "Liner Prince Maurice Damaged by Collision with Dorothy." - Detroit Free Press. We wonder if she is the same one we know? Very Apparent Binks-"Do you know her?" Jinks-"No, but she's a-I recognize the coat." Misplaced Confidence He bared his chest for the lady Doc, And she placed her ear o'er his heart; Not a sound in the room save the tick of the clock As she practiced her medical art. But alas she listened all in vain, Tha'h '-e listened borth north and : uth; She r+,ldn't locate the site of his pain For hi !7;trt was in his mouth. Our Daily Novelette Entitled, Dainty Appetit :and tecute Indigestion Stude-"Vha .ave you got?" Bill and Mert- "Some nice steak." Stude-"Bring me s me milk toast, I'm tired." ? Famous Closing Lines "Eleven o'clock and all is well." THE ROLLER-TOWEL SPEAKS I am the roller-towel. I can be found iu the wash rooms of more than half a dozen of Univer- sity buildings. I greet Tom, Dick, and Harry alike, and let them wipe their hands and faces on me. I am called unsanitary by many, and some who see me raise the cry of "Unclean! Unclean!" I am being substituted by paper towels in some places, but I have a firm hold in the Medical building. I sing one song and this it is-"Stu- dents may come and students may go, but I roll on forever." Charles of Austria wants to come to America to live. Doesn't he know that this is "the home of the brave?" i r,