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Betsy Ross Candies
The Finest Candies For. Gift
Purposes.And Social Occasions
Modish Boxes, Baskets
and Containers
High Class Only
No.9.Nickels Arcade
For service and results try a Daily
Want Ad.-Adv.
How is This for Earning Easy Money
Atractive opportunity is being pre-
sented to the students of Kansas un-
iversity to pose as models for the
class in portrait painting. The nice
thing about it is, the subject does not
have to be good looking. Any kind
of interesting person will do. The
victims also get 25 cents an hour.
CASH FOR
LIBERTY BONDS
David A. Killins & Sons
107 1st National Bank Bldg.
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W HIT YMAR 6
H. H. Frazee presents
(In association iith Richard Bennett)
FRANK
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The Flashing of a Moron
Have you a lavender soul,
Or a sky blue pink soul,
Or 'one that is carmine or cerise
Or dapple gray or heliotrope?
It is an important question,
For you must tone up
Your surroundings to
Match your soul,
So says a prominet decorator.
If you have a mauve soul and you
Live in a house with blue blinds
You are all out of luck
And not hitting-on all cylinders-
Out of tune with the infinite.
If you have a violet soul
And spill orange marmalade
Upon your checkered vest
You are beyond the realms of the aes-
thetic.
If you have red hair
And the brush and comb set is pale
blue
The result is the same.
Tone up your surroundings.
But you can't always do that.
Last night we walked home
With a man who was carrying
A large, dull red, porterhouse steak
And our soul was green-
And our codfish didn't taste right
That evening.
In "our monument more enduring
than brass" of yesterday morning we
noticed that we called Theda a harsh,
biting name. Even our contempor-
ary wouldn't have tried to rhyme
beast and cigaroot except perhaps in
Russian. Should have been beaut,
of course. And we have been dodg-
ing the Sociology faculty ever since.
Today the Senior Engineer wanted to
know if Flora and Fauna were the
Gold Dust twins.
At the Spotlight Vaudeville
"Run up the curtain, please."
"What do you think I am, a squir-
rel?"
Our Own Little Quiz Section
What was the greatest French cam-
ouflage?
Aus.-Sham pain. (Give me a tick-
et south, please.)
What is the commonest mark of ge-
nius?
Ans.-A black eye.
What is the Italian national air?
Ans.-Garlic.
Should you always celebrate your
birthday?
Ans.-No, only once a year.
iDd you enjoy the Uncle Tom's Cab-
in act at the Spotlight?
Ans.-Gr-r-r. ! ! ?*
The young lady in the conserva-
tory next door so pleasantly engross-
ed in the gentle and subtle art of
running up and own the scales must
Iweigh about a ton. Ha. K
"Nope, shoe trees, shoe trees," ye ried on by organized teams,.will can-
noted outlaws murmured vass the entire city.
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Sunday morning-Letus haec tu
ipsi. ~ LAN D E R S
Sunday noon-O tempora, o mores.L N
Filiae agricolae sunt" pulchrae li - OR
queule.L OE R S
Sunday night-Versari vi ventu ipsi. ~ L 0 W E R S
Famous Closing Lines
May I come in to the ark of the = PHONE 294
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213 E. LIBERTY ST.
NEW CHAMBER OF COMMERCE TO I
START MEMBERSHIP CAMPAIGN , iIhIhIItIIIIIIIIIIIIlIfllIllIllIllllllIllh
Active work was begun Thursday
night by the board of directors of the An App intm
New Chamber of Commerce in the
Council rooms at the city hall. Final
arrangements were made for launch-
ing the new membership campaign
next Monday.
The yearly fee for the new organi-
zation will be $10, payable either an-
nually or semi-annually. An additional
charge of $6 will be taxed for the priv- T T
iln p of-the dnrn'mit 4'rvi nhranch W ill ure Y
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ent With The
ege oz Le creui servic e c.
Already a large number of member-
ship pledges have been received by
Secretary Roscoe O. Bonisteel, and
voluntary pledges will be received the
remainder of this week. Beginning
Monday, a systematic campaign, car-
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Portrait for
EYES
ANEW FARCE
by A. E. Thomhas and
Clayton Hamilton
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THIE RY
Seats On Sale
Prices 50e to $2.00
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Belieu Wood and Soissons
Our Stocks of New Spring
Pictures
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Suits and
Topcoats
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ON THE SPOT
HILL
AUDITORIUM
are ready for your inspection and purchase.
well known line of
We offer you the
Thurs., Mar. 6, 8 p. m.
Hart, Schaffner & Marx
Clothes
Frances
And search where you will, you can find none
more smart and attractive. The styles, patterns,-
colors and fabrics are of the very best.
In addition to the desirability of this line from the
standpoint of appearance, they will give you, sat-
isfactory wearing service.
REULE, CONLIN, FIEGEL CO.
4Jdnes-"Why is Smith so despond-
ent?"
Watson-"He slept last night on
one of Huston's billiard tables and
they charged him 40icents an hour
for it."
Our Daily Novelette
Robin Hood blew on the powder
horn. A bat flew out of Dunsinane
wood. The stag at eve was drinking
his fill and Roderick Dhu was beat-
ing up the mountain ,pass. Hush.
Little John with a paper knife in
his mouth came sniffing through the
brake. "S'matter, Robin," he said.
"Did Friar Tuck get his skirts caught
in a hawthorns bush or something."
"Nope," said Robin. "I'm going to
quit killing sheriffs. Am goin' to
Michigan to study forestry to be a
manufacturer."
It was John who answered? "By St.
Dunstan, them are wild words, go-
ing to study forestry to be a manu-
facturer. What are you going to
make, book leaves?"
Wilson
Huard
ILLUSTRATED
LECTURE
Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes
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FOR SALE
FOR SALE-Mandolin. Ivery-pearl
trimmings. Like new.' Cost $20.
Will take $14 and teach beginner
free. Address Michigan Daily,
Box K.
FOR SALE-Typewriter, Royal No.
10, nearly new. Address Box ',
Daily.
FOt SALE--Two tickets in second
balcony for Caruso concert, 228 S.
Thayer. Phope 1612-W.
FOR A.EL--Block A ticket for Caruso
FOR SALE--Caruso ticket. Fine seat,
main floor. 1018M.
FOR SALE-Daily readers are buyers.
Reach them through this paper.
FOR RENT
FOR RENT--House known as "Rocky
Mountain House" on S. Fifth Ave.
Large capacity, fine dining room.
Inquire of L. D, Carr or G, F. All-
mendinger.
FOR RENT-East suite of two small
rooms; very desirable; block and a
half from the campus. Call 923J.
FO 10" T' - -Fine suite one block from
campus 718 Monroe. Phone 1172-M.
LOST
LOST - Loose-leaf note book with
name, Paul M. Moore, on cover.
Phone 236 and receive reward.
LOST-A watch in University hall
Tuesday, between 9 and 10. 'Finder
call 1598.
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FRED W. GROSS
Exclusive Local Dealer
for Ed. V. Price & Co.
309 S. MAIN ST.
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