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Clarence Roeser...........Managing Editor
H. C. L. Jackson... ... ......ity Editor
Harry M. Carey.........News Editor
Bruce Millar...............Telegraph Editor,
Milton Marx............Associate Editor
David B. Landis..............Sport Editor
Marguerite Clark..........Women's Editor
Martha Guernsey..........Women's Editor
Charles R. Osius, Jr......... .State Editor
Mfark K. Ehibert........... Efficiency Editor
Ruth Dailey .............Exchange Editor
ISSUE EDITORS
Edgar L. Rice Henry O'Brien
roseph A. Bernstein Renaud Sherwood
Paul G. Weber E. D. Flintermann
Paul A. Shinkman
REPORTERS
?hilip Ringer EMary D. Lane
Margaret Christie Edna Apel
Marie Crozier Irene Ellis
-Iebert R. Slusser J. P. Hart
Carlton F. Wells
BUSINESS STAFF
-Iarold Mak nson .........Business Manager
kgnes L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager
4eGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager
Wm. M. LeFevre.... .Asst. Business Manager
Xm. A. :eitzinger:. .Asst. Business Manager
)onald M. Major....Asst. Business Manager
)onnell R. Schoffner. .Asst. Business Manager
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Mark B. Covell
JUNIOR STAFF
George A. Cadwell R. A. Sullivan
Edward Priehs, Jr. Clare W. Weir
urt P. Schnmeider Henry Whiting II
vq(_urt P. Schneider
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1919.

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"Are You Invited?"I
Raises Old Alibis
All girls on the campus are now
divided into three parties.
First, those who are going to the
J-hop; second, those who are not go-
ing to the J-hop; and third, those
who are in that dreaded class of not
knowing whether or not they are go-
ing to the J-hop.
When asked that fatal question of
"Are you going to the hop?" the art-
ful maids reply, "No, I had an invita-
tion but mnother thinks I am too young
to go," or "Well, a man asked me
but he didn't get out of the army in
time to get back to school this semes-
ter,' and again. we hear, "No, I don't
believe in the hop--it's too extrava-
gant and frivolous."
Girls in sororities and dormitories
are telling the gullible freshmen how
a gi from that house went in 1903
and some are flaunting the fact that
a cousin in the family went in 1906.
Those nervous girls who do not
know their fate yet are to be the most
pitied. They can be easily perceived.
Their eyes are roving and question-
ing. They are uneasy. They mutter.
Sometimes names are mentioned but
usually the monologue runs this,
"Will he ask me-will he ask me?"
So this is the season when invita-
tions are being given and accepted.
Destinies and party dresses are be-
ing made over night. Contests are be-
ing waged between the college girl and
the home-town girl. All for a party
lasting from 10 to 4 a. m.

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Freshman girls will entertain their
junior advisors at 3 o'clock Saturday
afternoon in the parlors of Barbour
gymnasium. 
A meeting of Iota Sigma Pi will be
hpld t 1 1 * i nlnniui-uny uLL f-

ments for required gymnasium work
must see Miss Marion Wood at Bar-
bour gymnasium immediately.,
. U. Improving Campus Relations
A plan has been presented at the
University of Kansas to improve re-
lations between students of electrical
engineering and their instructors. The
motive is "not only to spur the lag-
gard, but to encourage the hard work-

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er as well, and if possible to tactfully
noon in the Chemistry building. Elec- prompte confidence and good fellow
tions will be made at this time.
ship all round, both within this de-
partment and toward the individual
The Collegiate alumnae will be at instructors with whom the men
home to senior women from 4 to 6 work."
Saturday afternoon at the home of
Mrs. E. C. Goddard, 1212 Hill street. Use the Daily to reach the students.
Four thousand students read it every
Girls who have not made arrange- morning.-Adv.
The Five Reasons why yoI
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by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.

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All goods washed in soft water.
The Colors in all colored garments always re-
main as bright as new no matter how
many times we launder thm.
The inside of your collars and neck bands as
smooth as glass.
Buy a cash card and save 0 per cent on your
laundry bills.
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The Guillotine

Issue Editor-Hugh W.I

Hitchcock

EITHER COME IN OR STAY OUT
There are a number of freshmen on
the campus who are not wearing their
toques, as they should. They are the
ones who were in the naval unit, and
they are still wearing the "watch
caps" which they wore while in ser-
vice.
There are several things that these
freshmen should remember. In the
first place they are no longer in the
service. In the second place, and
much more important, they are fresh-
men and it should be their duty to
wear their class headgear.
There are many traditions at Mich-
igan, and all Michigan men take pride
in keeping them. The freshmen evid-
ently do not.
The first year men are not the only
offenders in this respect. Men in
other, classes are also wearing the
toppiece of the navy. It is up to them
to do as they see fit about it, though
there should be only one course of
action.
But the freshmen should realize
that they are no longer in the navy.
They have returned to the University,
absolutely, and if they wish to be
thought of as Michigan men, they
should wear their toques at all times.
Either come in or stay out.
WHERE ARE THE CHEER
LEADERS?
A few years ago the man who led
the cheers at a Varsity game was held
to be one of the most enviable on the
campus. He was hailed with delight
whenever he appeared on the field,
and many were the ones who aspired
to his position. Competition for the
honor was of the keenest.
But along with other changes in
the University life, has come the pass-
ing of the cheer leader. He is no
more to be seen as in days of old,
decked in his official garb of white.
If he -does make his appearance
once in a while, it is but a feeble imit-
ation of the "real thing."
What's the matter with him? Why
is he not on hand with his megaphone
and his hoarse voice, with his exhort-
ations, his commands, his pleadings?
College life has been less like col-
lege life than ever before. But the
war is over now, and it is time for
the old spirit to manifest itself again.
Cheer leaders are necessary to help
win the games, to put "pep" into the
teams as well as the onlookers.
All out, cheer leaders!
"Ann Arbor boy sees midnight sun
while on the arctic ocean." Accord-,
ing to the press agents of the Spot-
light vaudeville, we'll be able to see
four of them right here.

The Song of the Cigarette
The soul of the East is smiling
Out of my vapor blue,
The warmth of the burning desert
Is hid in my heart for you;
The cool of the deep oasis.
The shade of the date palms high,
The sparkle of running waters
Under an eastern sky.
The scented heights of Bagdad,
The nights of a thousand tales,
The gold of Aladdin's palace
Where the rubbed lamp never fails;
The voyages taken by Sinbad
Are here in my smoke for you
When you spread your furl toward
Mecca
Under my curtain blue.
She smoked just one, no more you
bet.
She calls it now, a sickarette.
Today the Senior Engineer asked
us if the gods lived on the top of
Mount Amphibious.
The MotionBefore the House
Naughty Theda Bara,
You are a painted beast,
I like the way you chew your gum
And smoke a cigaroot.
You wear your low necked slippers,
You shrug a shoulder sly,
But they all go to see you--
Even as you and I.
Our Own Little Quiz Section
Is the corn flake the national flower?
Ans.-No, Pillsbury's. I
What was the latest Tong war in
Frisco?
Ans.-An ice man's convention.
Who was the first column conduc-
tor?
Ans.-Moses.
Did he have to worry about his
last line having lots of pep?
Ans.-No, the Egyptian army was al-
ways a half block behind it.
This is a fine job when they're
strangling a soprano next door.
Alas, many an egg is laid to turn,
unhatched, and waste its sweetness
on cold storage air.
Mrs. Jones-"Are you going to bring
home any fish for dinner this even-
ing?"
Mr. Jones-"Penelope, I cannot
have you insulting my friends in this
manner."

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Phone 590 for appointment
ElH Arnol
Optometrist 220 S. ?'Main St
Shorthand
Typewriting
Bookkeeping

Spring Coats and lolmans
of Unusual Distinction

Hamilton Business
,College
State and William Sts.

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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(October 27, 1918)
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7:10 a.
m., and hourly to 9:xo p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex.
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound--6:oo a. m., and
every two hours to 9:o5 p. m., 10:50 p. m.1
To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. M., 12:20 a. i.
:10 a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti
Local Cars West Bound=-7:48 a. m.. to
12:20 a. im.
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Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m.
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Our Daily Novelette
Little boy
Pair of skates
Hole in ice
Golden Gates.

The Dolmans, nearly al' of navy blue tricotine or serge, are
fascinating, with their new lines, gorgeous figured silk linings,
and skillful use of military braid and buttons as trimming.
Short, rather full, boxy coats are coming in for quite a share
of attention this spring, and are the kind which serve admirably
the needs of the average college woman.
Then, too, there are the long coats with narrow shoulders and
sleeves, fitted to the waist line and belted with narrow belts.

Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be large
or small.
The Ann Arbor Savings Bank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00
Resources........$4,000,000.00
Northwest Cor. Main & Huron.
707 North University Ave.

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Vamous Closing Lines
"I sure have a soft snap," said
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Mimeographing
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First Floor

Wisconsin Leads Child Welfare Work
Wisconsin has led all states of the
Union in child welfare work, having
examined 166,000 children with a cost
to the state of only $125.

$25 up

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