THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, FEBRUA OFFICAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every moning except Monday luring the university year by the Board in control of Student Publications. IEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled ~the use for republication of all news dis- patcbes credited to it or nootnerwise credited i this :paper and also the local news pub- lihed heren. Entered at the postoflice at Ann Arbor, 6ttchiga, as second class mater. abscriptions by carrier or mail, 3.so. fce: Ann Arbor Press Building. Ihone: Business 9o Editorial, 244. comtmic tions not to exceed 3o words .1"signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- prear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and , atiehs of events will be published in The -laly tit the .dscetion of the Editor, if left ait or ;mailed to ite office. SUnsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be re- [urnied unless the writer ncloses postage. ; DeDaily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Clarence Roeser...........Managing Editor H. C. L. Jackson...............City Editor Marry ]d Carey..........News Editor Bruce Millar...............elegraph Editor Milton Marx...............Associate Editor David B. Landis_............. Sport Editor Marguerite Clark..........Women's Editor Martha Guernsey .......... Women's Editor Charles R. Osius, Jr...... . .State Editor "Mark K. Ehlbert......... ..EfficiecyEditor Ruth Dailey ...............Exchange Editor ISSUE EDITORS Edgar L. Rise Henry O'Brien y seph A. Bernstein Renaud Sherwood ul G. Weber E. D. Flinterman Paul A. Shinkman REPORTERS Philip Ringer Mary D. Lane Mararet Christie Edna A pel Ma ie Crozier Irene Ellis Herbert R. Slussert FJ. P. Hart Carlton F. Wells BUSINESS S'TAFF Harold Makinson .........Business Manager Agnes L. Abele.....Asst. Business Manager Earl [I. Cress-.....Asst. Business Manager LeGrand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager Wim. M. LeFevre.... Asst. Business Manager Wm. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager DonaldM. Major.s.Ast. Business Manager Dionnell R. Schoffner. .Asst. Business Manager SENIOR STAFF Mark B. Covell JUNIOR STAFF George A, Cadwell Joel F. Schoerger Robert E. McKean R. A. Sullivan Edward Priehs, Jr. Clare W. Weir Curpt P. Schneider Henry Whiting II Eva R. Welsh FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1919. Issue Editor - Joseph A. Berstein "I'LL MEET YOU AT SIX" "So long," says your friend, "I'll meet you at six." Whereupon your mind goes through a process somewhatasfollows: He said six, he therefore means six-ten, for he will of course, be late. Still, he might be later. I'll fool him and ge~t there at six-fifteen. It's just as easy to have the "prompt" But even then you are wrong, for he outguesses you and doesn't appear until sx-tenty. Of course, it doesn't matter if you have wasted twenty minutes by be- ing a member of the "late" club, for this is the University-the training ground for future life to te sure- and in the University punctuality is the, exception that proves the rule. ff you don't believe this, see how many get to an eight o'clock by eight o'clock. - . It is a bit incongruous though when you realize we are admittedly forming our habits now for the time when we are out in "the wide, wide world." None of us expects to continue tardi- ness when he enters business. Why support the "late" habit? It's just as easy to be in earn- est when you say "I'll be there at six." And it's a lot more efficient.-Re- printed from The Daily. Maj.-Gen. Joseph T. Dickman, com- mander of the army of occupation, has been decorated as commander of the order Leopold I of Belgium. We are anxious to know how the citizens of Wapakoneta, somewhere in Ohio, will receive this news. A man's house is his castle and rnto such a castle can be brought liquor, - ruled the supreme court of Michigan. The question now arises, do the air castles of park loafers come under the same ruling. It has been suggested that the Or- der of Schnapps of the Seventeenth Class should be conferred upon the in- dividual who struck such a crashing blow "for life, liberty and the pursuit of drinking in Michigan." The presence of the Reds in Berlin effected color-blindness on the part of the kaisor, it Is said. But how about the presence of the blues in Hol- land? We wonder if the beer brokers of To- ledo will water their stock? JACK PICkFORD IN The Spirit of 917 IN THE Community Entertainment First Methodist Church Saturday, 7:30 P. M. Tonight, 6 o'clock Students' Vianquet Tickets 50c The Guillotine If you think it is easy to do this Inventing of humor and wit Just load up your trusty self filler And try it yourself for a bit, For a wheeze has your heart's blood on it, A rhyme the sweat of your brow, The sickest joke is an unpadded yoke, Even worse, as you may allow, So don't grind an axe for the drool- smithI Or hope he is thrown in the lake, Chortle a bit if he don't make a hit, Laugh brother, for courtesy's sake. Another reason for the name of this column. We are liable to lose our head any minute. The meanest man in the world is the one who borrows your fancy vest and orders grapefruit. Milions The Chicago Tribune is collecting old jokes and paying real money for them. Think how much the Gargoyle would be worth. Avaunt Materialist It was the Senior Engineer who asked if Carlyle's Essay on Burns was a Medical treatise. A few mo- ments later he asked if Archangel was one of Noah's daughters. Tickets for the annual banquet to be given tonight by the Women's Ath- letic association are on sale at Bar- bour gymnasium. Tickets for the cotillion may be procured there free of charge. No body will be admitted without a ticket. Dr. Eleanor Bertine will lecturI att 4 o'clock this afternoon in Sarah Cas- well Angell hall. The subject of her lecture will be "Social Morality." This is the last of a series of lectures giv- en by Dr. Bertine on this subject. Girls are needed at the University hospital to write letters for the pat- lents, and to read to them. For furth- er information, call Miss HuldahI Bancroft at Barbour gymnasium. Dean Myra B. Jordan will not be at home Tuesday afternoon. No basketball practice will be held today. Miss Dailey Ill at Contagious Hospitalj Ruth Dailey, '19, is at the contagious3 hospital, suffering with a slight attack of mumps. PHYSICS CLASSES SHOW BIG INCREASE Over 100 more students are tak- ing courses in physics this semester, than there were two years ago, be fore the war. The total enrollment in the physics department is practically 700; a hundred more than the depart- ment thought would take the course. This has made necessary the es- i tablishment of more classes and lab- oratory sections. It is probable that more instructors will have to be se- cured. This is an unusual record for the department. Classes have been somewhat up- set because of this record enrollment, and only organization has been ac- complished this week. The physics instructors expect the department to be going at full swing by the early part of next week. Announces Engagement Announcement of the engagement of Chester C. Chopp, '19, to Miss Gladys Hungerford, of Muskegon, was made this week. Chopp is a member of Al- pha Sigma Phi fraternity. Those who advertise in The Mich- igan Daily cater to ALL Michigan students.--Adv. SECON EXTBOOKS SEMESTER NEW AND SECOND HAND Drawing Instruments AND ENGINEER'S SUPPLIES WAHR'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE F, For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy using the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ASK US I Farmers & Mechanics Bank 101-105 5. Main 330 S.State St. WNickels Arcade) We can supply your every need in V 'S CLOTHING, HATS, CAPS, GLOVES SILK AND KNIT NECKWEAR F SHEEHAN &,CO FIX UP THE OLD ROOM EYE SHADES MAKE WORK EASIER PENNANTS AND WALL BANNERS MAKE YOUR ROOM INVITINC lvo complete stores at your service fl Here's hoping you have a fine New Year.--Sheehan Why Not Disgracefully "Ungracefully galoshed members of sororities, etc."-Ye Daily. Prof. Scott to Speak in Chicago Prof. F. N. Scott will lecture before the national convention of teachers of English next Thursday night in Chicago. He will speak on "The Ad- justment of English Teaching to Pre- sent Needs.' .1 11 Dependable, Scientific, DrugIss EYE EXAMINATIONS I Justly Michigan famous track star sprains his back and gets half a column in ye Daily. We have in mind some peo- ple who could break their neck and only draw two inches. A Word to the Wise, Etc. Don't use this issue of the Gargoyle to pad the seat of the easy chair. It's the Pin number. For sale at Cush- in's drug store, too. Those French Dramas Cast of Characters. Adolph, le pere. Marie, the petite daughter. Gaston, a gendarme. Francois, a poilu. The scene is laid in the salle a manger. Marie is knitting a sdcque for her soldat and humming snatches from the Mayonnaise doucement. Adolph is eating a charlotte russe sang froid. Enter ,Francois. "Bon soir. Tuilleries eau de cologne patte fol de gras nez rouge. Amo te, Marie. Je suis bien malheureuse." Adolph of- fers chair. "Sittez vous squat." En- ter Gaston. (Passionement) "J'amie vous Marie. (Sees Francois) "Name of a pig. En garde canaille, cochon. Rapier." (They fight) (Gaston dies" with e'lan, Francois with esprit du corpse) Marie. "C'est la guerre." Curtain. Our Daily Novelette The sky was overcastile and the good ship Nelly Bly was foundering in a lather of waves off the coast of Toledo. "We can't swim for the waves Woodbury us," said the first mate. "The Naptha launch is on the blink and it appears as if the Colgates of paradise were in store for us." "We are crossing the bar," shouted the captain but Williams will stick for there's a Life Buoy ahead." Then the cook appeared from the hold with a bit of Ivory. Ha, it Floats. The whole crew immediately pro- ceeded to wash themselves ashore. Famous Closing Lines "Roll your own," said the father as he pushed the twins about the block in the perambulator. Editor of Alumnus to Return Prof. W. B. Shaw, who has been in the army in California, will return to Ann Arbor to resume his work about Feb. 2. Before entering the service last fall Professor Shaw was editor of the Michigan Alumnus. He was also secretary of the Alumni association. HIMSELF World's Greatest Artist will appear in Hill Auditorium, Monday, March 3 TICKETS $2.50, $3.50 $4 $5 (with $3 Festival Coupon $4.50, $5, $5.50, $6) MR, CARUSO USES THE HARDMAN PIANO EXCLUSIVELY Phone 590 for appointment aI Emil H Arnold Optometrist 220 S. Main St Shorthand kTypewriting Bookkeeping, ... . A WINNER That tells the story of this new seamed-waist model we show in Hamilton Business College State and William Sts. DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (October 27, 1918) (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-- qoa. m., and hourly to 9:ro p. m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8 :48 a. in., and every hour to 9:48 p. in. (Ex. presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., and every two hours to 9:o5 p .in., :5 p. n. 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