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Various factions among the engi-
neers and architects of the state whoa
were at severance regarding the pro-
posed bill to put the practice of their
professionstunder staterregulation, are
now said to be in practical agreement.
Representatives of all factions met at'
a banquet in Detroit on the evening"
of Feb. 18, and there agreed to sup-
port the bill as it stands before the
state legislature with the exception of
a few minor modifications.
The bill has occasioned a great deal
of comment. It was introduced into the
legislature of Michigan on Feb. 11, and
provides that all persons intending to
practice the professions either of arch-
itecture or of engineering in the state
must first pass state examinations, and
that their practice shall' also be reg-
ulated by a state board of control.
PROF. HOAD RESUMES WORK
AFTER DISCHARGE FROM ARMY
Prof. W. C. Hoad, who left the Uni-
versity a year ago to enter the sani-
tary corps of the U. S. army, returned
Monday, and has already taken up his
work in the engineering college. He
was holding the rank of lieutenant-
colonel when discharged.
Mr. Hoad went into the service in
January of last year and spent most
of his time at the surgeon general's
office in Washington. The sanitary
work of about 75 camps and canton-
ments were under the supervision of
Colonel Hoad. The work included both
water distribution and sewerage dis-
posal. About one-third of his time was
spent on inspection tours of the
camps.
Mr. Hoad says he is glad to be back
and has proved it by beginning work

Once there was a little boy who
thought he'd come to town. His pa
and ma looked forward to his future
cap and gown. He was a happy lit-
tle chick, who guessed he had the
ropes down slick, but this is the way
it happened-
Sign here, sign here, sign here,
sign here, then cross one out, now is
it clear? and while his pen went
snicker-snack, he cussed -from Adam
down and back, and wore the buttons
off his shirt galumping on Ann Arbor
dirt to try to find Room One Oh Four
that might have been in Singapore.
He ground his little pearly teeth
and prayed to have a funeral wreath
to place upon his gentle dome, for

there, too, no one was at home, and
then he found he owed five pounds be-
cause too late he'd made the rounds,
and he had missed so much of school
they quoted the Attendance rule.
He got back home so dog-gone late
his landlord had locked up the gate.
He had to sleep upon the street till
a policeman on the beat escorted him
before his chief on grounds that he
was a bum or thief, and since his
answers were so wild the verdict was
"Toledo's child."
Oh weep, weep (if tears are cheap)
the cards are many, the hours are
few. Oh, weep, weep, weep, the skin
of a sheep is making a lot of us vic-
tims, too.

GEORGE WASHINGTON
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in his department on the day of his
return to the University.
LIEUT. NORMAN J. MERRILL
DIES IN FT. WAYNE HOSPITAL
Lieut. Norman J. Merrill, who was
in command of company 4, section B,
of the local S. A. T. C., died recently
in the Fort Wayne base hospital of
high blood pressure. Merrill while here
was highly respected and liked by
both his men and by the other officers.
He was a graduate of Colgate. He
enlisted at the outbreak of the war
and had not received his discharge be-
fore his death.
Club to Discuss Internationalism
"The Internation Bazaar" will be
the subject of an informal discussion,
which is on the program for the Cos-
mopolitan club meeting at 7:30 o'clock
Friday evening in room 205 Univer-
sity hall.
Reports of the various committees
will be heard at this time as well as
a financial report on the. "Polish
Night" which was given recently. The
club now numbers about 100 members
and has secured room 305, University
hall, as a permanent club-room.



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TODAY
7:30-Christian Science society meets
in Sunday school room at the.
Christian Science church.
7:30-There is to be a Prescott club
meeting, room 303 of the Chemis-
try building. W. H. Blome of De-
troit will address the meeting.
TOMORROW
2:30-The Women's Alliance of the
Unitarian church will meet at the
home of Mrs. K. E. Guthe, 1930.
Cambridge road. "The Education
of Henry Adams" will be the topic
of a book review by Mrs. E. R. Sun-
derland.
3:00-Sophomore Lit meeting in Uni-
versity hall.
6:00-Wesleyan Guild banquet at
Methodist church.
7:30-MIchigan plays Ohio in Wat-
erman gymn.
7:30-Social at Baptist church.
8:00--Washington birthday party in
Harris hall, corner of Huron and
State streets. Fischer's orchestra.
U-NOTICES
English 9 (modern English gram-
mar) will meet at 10 o'clock Tues-
days and Thursdays in room 206
Tappan hall.
ggazine Review

Plans are in readiness for the Wom-
en's Athletic association banquet and
cotillion to be held at 6 o'clock Fri-
day evening in Barbour gymnasium.
Miss Jane Duemling will act as toast-
mistress for the banquet, and the1
speakers will be Dr. Eloise Walker,
Dean Myra B. Jordan, and Miss Mar-
ian Wood.
The cotillion will be in the nature
of a George Washington party, and
many characters of his time will be
represented. There will be appropri-
ate favors and all customary appoint-
ments of a cotillion, including a fea-
ture, dance.
The committee requests that all
girls come dressed in white, as the
favors and decorations will harmonize
much better with a background of
white than they would with a variety
of colors.
Dayton Rabbi to Address Congregation
Rabbi David Lefkovitz, of Dayton,
Ohio, will speak at the opening meet-
ing of the Jewish student congrega-
tion which will be held at 7 o'clock
Sunday evening in Lane hall. Rabbi
Lefkovitz will be remembered as hav-
ing delivered a series of lectures on
Jewish history here during summer
school two years ago. A special pro-
gram of religious music has been ar-
ranged, and the general public is in-
vited to attend the meeting.
Dean Jordan Goes to Chicago Saturday
Dean Myra B. Jordan will leave
Saturday for Chicago, where she will
attend a meeting of the deans of wom-
en of state universities.
Dean Jordan will not be at home
Tuesday to University women on ac-
count of this meeting.
An all-campus mixer will be given
by? the Girls' Glee club, Saturday P.
M., Feb. 22, at Barbour gymnasium.-
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The Pin Number of the Gargoyle
appears today. It is devoted to jokes
upon campus organizations secret and
otherwise. There are many amusing
things in it, but the most amusing
seems to be an accident.
Two members of the staff were
looking over the proofs when one of
thm remarked that one of the faces
looked like Prof. John Doe. The other
looked at the drawing, saw the re-
semblance, but also discovered that
another face in the!same drawing
lpoked very much like Prof. Richard
Roe. Other members of the staff join-
ed in the game, and discovered other
portraits. Finally there were five
portraits-some said seven-that had
been given names.
Of course this improved the humor
immensely. A drawing of a professor
being fed into a good humor by a so-
rority for the sake of the grades is a
lot funnier if you recognize the pro-
fessor and some of the sorority sis-
ters. But-
The staff called up the artists and
they denied the whole thing. They
denied that the pictures were por-
traits. They denied that they had
mental reservations when they denied
that the pictures were portraits. They
denied that they had their fingers
crossed when they denied the men-
tal reservations. They did a lot of
denying.
So the likenesses are officially ac-
cidental, but some members of the
staff cannot quite believe it even yet.
Prof. William A. Fraper's exposition
of the events of the March revolu-
tion in Russia which appears in the I
February Inlander, is without a doubt
one of the most worth while articles
that has appeared in that publication
this year. The spirit of the article is
neither extreme nor panicky, nor is it
at all controversial. Professor Fray-
er simply states the facts ad allows
us to draw our own conclusions.
"The Dreamer," a poem by Stella
Brunt, '22, has occasioned much fav-
orable comment for its mature thought
and the dignity and the beauty of its
expression.
Bernarda McCormick, '21, has a
short story entitled, "The Last
Laugh," which proves very diverting.
The Inlander staff reports a good
sale.

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