THE MICEilGA.N DAILY Icn's Clothliug Sale YOU CANT BEAT IT This Grafonola Cabinet and 12 Selections Divided into three lots 1/4 ----/3- -/2 OFF Spring Hats and Caps are now on display Only $27.95 A to Now Bargain Spring Motor Absolute tone+ control Double Call at Columbia Headquarters Wadhams & Co.'s Corner. Main &. Washington Sts. r- Doncaster Shows over the coat in back; low sharp, smart curveaway front; good knot andslidespace ?.for 2c CLUETT, PEABODY & CO., Inc.. Makers. TROY. N.Y. Be Attractively. Dressed and gain the admiration of all by having your next suit Individually Custom Tailored by ARTHUR F. MARQUARDT{ Campus Tailor 516 East William St. Phone 1422-3 STUDIES I SAVOIR F AIRE (The Traveling Man) The Traveling Man pushes open the smudgy plate-glass door of the "best hotel in town" and strides into the smoky lobby. He drops his bags be- fore the high counter of the desk, takes his cigar from his mouth and leans over to slap the clerk genially on the back. "Hello, Bill!" says he. "How's the little old burg anyway? Cabbage crop comin' on .fin'e, I suppose?" He jabs his cigar back into his mouth as he reaches for the register. "Gimme the best you have, you know! Nothin's too good for Willie when he's in a roaring little town like this, eh, George? Take 'em up; (he jerks his thumb at the bags). I'm for a little grub." The screen doors of the dining room swing behind him and a half dozen people look up from the dingy-linened tables to see the head waitress hurry forward to meet him. "Same little lady, eh?" says he as she leads him to a seat. "Lots of ex- citement when a real man like me comes along, eh? Same old menu. Just like comin' home, eh? Make it the usual thing, you know, and don't let 'em burn the flap-jacks. Tell the rook yourself, won't you, girlie? It's for me, remember." "Some little queen," he confides to the man as the next table as he tips back in his chair. The waitress returns with a dish of well-stirred prunes. "Always takes care of uncle, doesn't she? Didn't scratch those cute little hands hunting for the eggs, eh?" Etc., etc., etc. Ccncusion The Traveling Man's idea of Savoir Faire is to josh easily with the wait- ress. Q. E. D. A Chicago paper has the best college bred from the top. observed that doesn't rise This an' That l- ! 9 a,: t First Showing' of the 1916 Spring Styles Spring Fashions in Tailored MillinerySuits,Coats, Gowns and other Outer Apparel, direct from New York, are being Exhibited this week in the second Floor Salons. You are Invited to Inspect the Charming Di plays. ,EAL A)VEN'IURES -OF Ml('Hl(AN MEN (Cent inuied from Paag'e Eonr) and established a kind of base of sup- plies, and thei started off to find some embankments and gulches and bad weather for a story we were work- ing out. We were only going to be gone about three days, but at the end of that time, the guides came up to Kendrick with the interesting informa- tion that they were lost. By good luck, Kendrick had provisioned the outfit with enough to last us for a while, if we dealt out the rations carefully. B3ut there were five women in the party, and we were afraid to tell them what had happened. I had used up all the film I had brought along, but Kendrick told them that he was filming two or three stories that had come to him on the trail. and that we would go back when he had finished. So every lay he put them through their paces and made me turn the crank of an empty camera to soothe them. It might have been soothing for them but it was anything but that for me. With my camera braced against the head wind, and my furs padded out with every piece. of paper and rag I could lay my hands on, I sure must have been a funny sight. I wished I was back in my little old studio in New York telling somebody's brat to "watch the little birdie come out," while I squeezed the bulb. Did I see any Esquimaux? Well, I 122 L. Liberty Street LOOK 'FOR THE NOTES should say so. Funny little fellows. they were, dark,- with long, black, straight hair. They were greasy all over from having washed their faces wita the chunks of whale fat before they would decide to eat it. Pah! I tried some, but nix and no more. Most oi them were as ugly as they make them, with their teeth and jaws either sticking way out or way in, and never' where they ought to be. But they would do anything they saw us do. I. never will forget the time one of them begged me for a. chew of to- bacco, and started in to masticate it. i suppose he tried to swallow it in- stead, of only Fletcherizing, for he suddenly gave us an example of how sick a sick Esquimaux could be. he wealthiest John D. of the bunch was the man that had the most fish-hooks of steel, or the most axes, and jack- h-mves. The most- shiftless loafer in the village wore about $600 worth of sealskins on his person. Which he was ready to trade for an Ingersoll watch or a fountain pen. Six days we were lost, and on the seienth, the guides found a trail in the snow which they said had been made by the mail-sled, and that it was about four hours old. How they could tell the age of a bunch of marks in the snow I don't know, but they could do this in a way to make a stop watch jealous. So we hit that trail for civilization, or as much of it as there is to be found in that half-fin- ished part of the world. We had to get a few mining scenes and camps, Those big fellows certainly gave tone to the scene, but we could never teach them to look away from the camera. At last Kendrick had Porter grind an 3mpty at them, while I was concealed somewhere getting in the real stuft, with our people well up in the fore- ground registering away as per di- rections. - Our work lasted until March of 1t12, and you can take it from me, 1 didn't start in to bawl when Kendrick gave the word to pack up our duds and hike south. I had seen the fac-similes of the Esquimaux, and the polar bears, and the gold mines, and the dog- slt'cde which you used to pore over in the geography book, back in Squeer's Lolow, Me sachusetts, with the ther- mometer at 94 in the shade, and teach- er's voice a-droning in your ears. You wished you were there, didn't you? So did I. But from now on I mean to stick to civilization and newspapers and veal cutlet and two-fers and po- Ker chips. (The Movie-Man tells about sword- tishir~g in the Atlantic next week.) A bta Allmendinger Music Shop Taking it into consideration still seems to be a polite way of refusing. Now that bluebook seaso is safely past we seriously doubt whether a pro- fessor's residence can longer be called a house of correction. .How glad we are that Doe failed to make his rounds during that recent warm spell. Or else, you know-we might have been tempted-well, that overcoat still comes in handy. Ans. to Sporty Guy.-No, we are unable to tell you just what will the All-Nation Revue. Ask A. R.'s press agent. Eveline.-Take the spots sout with cucumber lotion. (2) Hydro-chloric acid, is very good for the complexion. Percival.-We are under the im- pression that Hava'd is located some where in Massachuchetts. (Now for a communication in The Daily deploring our lack of ignorance with a government survey map show- ing the exact spot.) The Daily needs more good, strong, husky sophomores on the staff.. The janitor has given notice. Scratched off those suit-case labels yet? "'Tis very little differece there is," observed Mr. Hogan, "betune a drunk- en than and a movin' picture operator. Both go reeling around." It is almost a pleasure to have your house burn these days. Since you may then observe Ann Arbor's new fire truck in operation. Advice to Track Managers-Tabu- late all disbursements under the head of rmnning expenses. Not ,a bit too early to apply for that summer position. Only jobs will re- main if you delay. He has been discovered. The man who wished to lead a "Yea Team! Fight 'em!" when the Major-General and the Rear-Admiral appeared on the stage of Hill Auditorium. Gotten on to friend roomy's ways yet? Cheer up, there's nearly a whole semester left. Profs are beginning to seat their classes for the semester. Several in- teresting houis ought to be taken up in this way. Round-Up Club to Initiate on March 12 New men will be taken into the Round-up club and initiated on Sun- day, March, 12. This was decided at the combined smoker and business meeting held last night at the Union. It was definitely decided to have the club's formal party at the armory on March 24. The program will include several very novel forms of entertain- ment, some of them being put on by professionals. Chairmen of commit- tees for the dance were appointed as follows: Decoration and entertain- ment, C. L. M. Fordney; refreshment, G. 0. Williams; program and music,. W. W. 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"There is health and strength in every shred" SUNDAY CHIMES Oft on a Sunday morn 'Ere roomy's threats have brought me To consciousness and armed defense 'Gainst dangers near, though half pre- tense, I've listened to the chimes at Seven-thirty. Back in my freshman days, n Sunday morning's leisure, I'd listen to those solemn peals Until that which my blood congeals; Would chase way those illusions Of beauty. But then I tried to think, I lacked appreciation, I fain would cultivate a taste As freshmen can, to save from waste That Memnon's 'wak'ning symphony at Seven-thirty. Surely I've tried to be, Through many weeks of struggle, Right up till now of open nWind To keep myself from being blind, To melody in all those chimes at Seven-thirty. Confess it now I must, E'en my imagination Can conjure up but harsh discord In that one clang that heavenward Projects itself when all the rest Is beauty. 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