THE MICHIGAN DAILY




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THE fCIIGAN DAILY
Official newspaper at the University of Mich-
igan.
Published every morning except Monday dur-
ing the university year.
Entered at the post-offic at Ann Arbor, Mich-
igan, under Act of Congress of March 3,
1879.
Offices: Second floor, Ann Arbor Press Build-
ing, Maynard Street.
Office Hours: Editor- to 3 p. m.; 7 to o
p. M. Business Manager- to 3 p. m.
Subscription Price: By carrier, $2.5o; by mail,
$3.00.,
Want Ad Stations: Press Building; Quarry's
Pharmacy; University Pharmacy; Davis
and Konald's Confecionary Store.
Phones: Bell and Home, 960.
Frank Pennell.............Managing Editor
Joseph Fouchard...........Business Manager
Maurice Toulme ..............News Editor
C. Harold Hippler ................Assistant
KarlCMatthewsg..............Athletic Editor
G. C. Eldredge..................Assistant
John Townley............Music and Drama
Leonard M. Rieser.....................Files
EDITORIALS
Harold G. McGeeILouis R. Haller
Howell Van Auken Maurice Myers
NIGHT EDITORS
H. Beach Carpenter y Fred B. Foulk
Morton R. Hunter.........Morris Milligan
Russell H. Neilson,..........Bruce J. Miles
REPORTERS-
James D. Evlin............. Ernest R. Burton
David D. Hunting............ V. Sweeney
BUSINESS- STAFF
A. R. Johnson, ..........Advertising Mgr.
Emerson Smith.................Accountant
Laurence D. Bartlett ......Circulation Mgr.
Sherwood Field
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1912.
Night Editor-Fred B. Foulk,
AN AUDITORIUM STAGE.
It is a great disappointment that the
Hill auditorium will not have a stage
of sufficient size to be suitable for uni-
versity dramatic productions. We had
hoped for a completely equipped the-
atre,-scenery, dressing rooms, and
all,-and we find that this hope is not
to be realized. Certainly university
dramatics are worth the extra expense.
Michigan- prides herself on taking a
leading place among American univer-
sittes in dramatic activities.
It is very seldom that we have the
chance to see a show of literary merit
on the stage of the local theatres. The
university authorities owe it to the
organizations which are producing
dramas of the better sort, to give them
such encouragement as might have
been given here at a slight added ex-
pense. We hope that as soon as suf-
ficient funds are acquired wherewith
to make the necessary changes, the
need will not be overlooked.
4. A. PLIMPTON TO SPEAK ON
1EVELOPMENT OF TEXT BOOKS
Mr. George A. Plimpton has been
secured by the department of edu-
cation to deliver his famous lecture
on the development of text books next
Monday afternoon in the economics
lecture room at 4:30 p. im. Mr. Plimp-
ton is theowner of the best collection
of text books in existence, and has
already spoken on this subject at both
Harvard and Yale. After leaving
Michigan he will speak at several uni-
versities on his way to Leland-Stan-
ford. The lecture will be illustrated
and every person. attending will re-
ceive a souvenir.
GRIFFINS HOLD ANNUALI
FALL DANCE TONIGHT.
Griffins, messengers of the Gods, will
hold its annual fall dance tonight at
the Packard dancing academy. After
consultation with the Muses, musicians
from the southland were obtained for
the pleasure of the deities in the shape
of the Wright saxophone trio. Many
feature dances will be included in the

program, which in itself will be unique
in design and character. Dancing will
commence at 8:00 o'clock.
Prof. Hoad Returns From Trip..
Prof. W. H. Hoad, of the civil engi-
neering department, sanitary division,
returned to Ann Arbor yesterday.
He has been absent for the last ten
days in connection with several tests,
and cases in which he was required as
an expert witness in the states of Kan-
sas, and Nebraska,

WE ARE pleased to announce a
grand prize contest, ladies and gents,
for-.
SThe most handsome stude on the
campus.
2. The fleshiest stude.
3. The champion grind.
Votes must be sent in nifty perfumed
envelopes, and will be opened in the
order received. ,Three prizes of ines-
timable value. First results to be an-
nounced tomorrow.
Affix the Branding Iron, Jorge.
He held her hand in his,
And vent a moanful sigh;
"Gloves m'am? Gee whiz!
Ham covers you should try."
--X--
A fraternity at Illinois fired a cook,
who promptly sued, alleging that the
boys "held back her opera glasses, her
silverware and her pea green sofa pil-
low." Yes, Agnes, but how about the
frat charter?
--X-
Innane Innanities.
Invsible ink on an invisible type-
writer.
Rooming house wall paper designs.
We find we have a close rival in the
ad colyums of this sheet. Not to men-
tion the open-faced lady's watch, did
you notice the ad for the return of a
black fountain pen? - .
Stewed Faculty on' Toast, Perhaps.
For Rent-Suite of rooms on ground
floor, faculties for cooking if desired.
-Ypsi Daily Press, Nov. 16.
"It'sha burning shame we couldn't
have had a. football game this after-
noon and use this conflagration for a
celebration," put forth Nero, as he
vamped the "Round House Rag" from
Baron Munchhauser
And Lies, and Lies, and Lies.
The tine Ive lost in fussing,
In praising and -then cussing
Has taught mne ne'er to prize
The light that lies in coed's eyes.
-Anon.
A movement is on foot to make all
hamburger joints using benzoate of
soda, post a sign readiig."Beware the
Dog." (The Latin for which, we are
informed, is Cave Canem.)
"I'm certainly in a pickle," exclaim-
ed the scintillating bug as they poured
the cucumbers into the vinegar vat.
--Z-4
One contrib suggests that if we're
not all good little studes we'll be pen-
nell-ized. Which we don't exactly see
for dust, but-
IT ALL FILLS-(A death-like sil-
ence spreads abroad.)
To the uneducated we beg to state
that the following long dash indicates
the point where the laugh should come
if you feel so disposed:
RED CROSS CHRISTM1AS SEALS
BEING RAPIDLY DISTRIBUTED
Michigan's first consignment of Red
Cross Chrismas seals, numbering
2,000,000, is being rapidly distributed
among the local agents over the state.
The seals will be placed on sale imme-
diately after Thanksgiving.
All societies or organizations in-
terested in the anti-tuberculosis move-
ment and wishing to sell stamps for
the furtherance of the cause are re-
quested to apply to Miss Carol F. Wal-
ton, secretary of the Michigan asso-
ciation, in the medical building.

Polish Society Meets Tonight.
The Polish literary society will meet
this evening at 716 Arch street at 7:00
o'clock. The plan of the first of the
national celebrations will be discuss-
ed.
Out twenty-five days earlier than
last year, yet bigger and better in all
ways. Student's Directory on sale at
noon today. 46
('et a Cornell Poster Program today.
Last chance, c. 46

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University Bookstore


Micbhigan Stationery
Have just received a shipment of the sw eelest M T CI[IG A N STATION-
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35c to 75c per box
We give special attention to
Engraving and Plate Printing
100 cards from your card plate for 90e All work guaranteed

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Gives Clean, Wholesome Board at

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Delivered to all parts of the city..
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Water.

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A. Self-Filling Conklin fountain pen for $1.50. The most for your money we
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C. C. Freemen, Proprietor


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In miking Dress Clothes we aknowledge no equal,
and prove our superiority it every instance.

Sam"

Burchfield& Company
106 East Huron Street

Ann Arbor Dye Works
French Dry and Steam Cleaning
Bell 628 204 E. Washington St.
L. R. Wahl, Manager
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deal Restaurant open~ after having undergone someremodeling and impro
nt necessary in the premises, based always on the same principles of
Pure vd G eitnme Feood.
Edqjcated Cooks and
Strict C1ead1xness
ccess in life depends on a strong and resourceful wind; but a strong and re-
eful mind is living on a strong and healthy body..
ealth is obtained when good and rich blood is circulating in our veins.
ow do we get the blood? Easy to answer: From the food we are consuming.
ndl genuine food well prepared and well served will constitute th,- ingredients
ne blood. will build up a strong constitution and a sound mind and will bring
tceess in life.
d and stale food handled by the first man who calls himself cook is the poison
lured gradually in our system. If you don't feel that poison now you will feel
ron when the results of the affection of your stomach will makze you a slave
different pills and other medicines.
We claim to offer high-class cooking and high-class service
at popular prices
kchen open for inspedtion to all visitors.

EARL
Mkers of

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Red- Man'Collars


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Ann Arbor Taxicab Co.

AUTO BAGGACE TRUCK

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Call a taxi 1550

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place to go yourself and ea-
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As for sale. We cater for.
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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Ann Arbor Time Table
Limited Cars for Detroit-7:12 a. m. and
hourly to 6:12 p. m., also 8:12 p. m.
Local Cars for Detroit-5;40 a. m., 6:40 a.
m., and every two hours to 6;40 p. M.. 7:40
p.m., 8:40 p. m., 9:45 p. M., and 10:45 p m
To Ypsilanti only. 11:15 p. m., 12:15 p. m.
12:30 p. m., 1:00a. m
Limited Cars for Jackson-7:46 a. m. and
overy two hours to 7:46 p. m.
every two Boors to 9:20 p. m., 11:15 p. m.

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These gloves are guaranteed rat to rip.
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