d C a.u.. s 1115 F LATEST STYLES D COLORINGS FOR IR NG': 1914 lost Line of Woolens oity to select from H1 agents fo* the Slotted Throat Tennis Balls 3for $1.00 any make Look over our Rackets before buying STUDENTS' BOOKSTORE i i WI Merch iii; C0o iant Tailors [TED LINES i Official newspaper at r.he University of Mich- igan. Published every morning except Monr day during the university year. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan nnder Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Offices Ann Arbor Press Building. Sub- cription price: by carrier, $2.o; by mail, $3.00. Want Ad. Stations: Press Building; )aarry's Pharmacy ; University Pharmacy ;C. Fl. Da vis,; Cor. Packard and State. Telephones 96o and 2414. Maurice Toulme ..........Managing Editor Adna Johnson.,...........Business Manager H. Beach Carpenter..........News Editor Fred Foatlk.........Assistant to Editor F. M. Church...............Sports Editor FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1914. Night Editor-Henry C. Rummel Business meeting 4:10 today. Im- portant. WHO IS A DICTIONARY? Yesterday, we met this thing "cach- innations" in an otherwise harmlessly, interesting article. We faltered, gulp- ed, started-up again and passed on, mystified and subdued. There is this to be said about the author, he is neither a democrat nor is he talking to democrats, a danger- ous habit for a newspaper. The news- paper is a place for understanding, general understanding. The profes- sorial ear and the sophomoric ear are both to be talked to and at. A look of self-satisfaction came over the faculty face, possibly a slight clearing of the throat. Such is the reward of wisdom! But the sophomore? No staunch democrat, no friend of the people, no man with a political fu- ture would ever dare "cachinnations." It is too much. It is not American. This is a disease for kings. ~TYPEWRITERS"O New, reouilt, and second- hand, For Sale, $10.00 up For Rent, $2.00 up 3 mos., $5.00 TYPEWRITING '. D. MORRILL 0'OBaltimore Lunch I- "1--- - -- - D~- L. 3 for $1.00 TrENNIS CAMPUSMILES Loss of popularity Is a bitter rlval.--Adams. Batsman's Song (Dedicated to visiting teams) Kiss me, mother, a fond farewell, And stifle those racking sighs; Dabble away those tears that well, In your soft and tender eyes; I'll walk to the plate as a brave man should, But don't neglect to pray! I'm doing as much as a brave man could, For Sisler is wild today! I'd stand before a Krupp or Colt, And scorn the trite V. C. I'd wrestle with a lightning bolt, And mother, pray for me! But Sisler's got an awful wing, And now's the time to pray! Right now I hear the angels sing, For Sisler's wild today. -0- OR TIME TABLE ss Cars fo Detroit- 'c rto 6:10 p. n., also 8:10 oit-5:40 a. m., 6:06 a. m., ours to 6:o6P. i., 7:06 p. ira p. m., and 10s45 p. m. , 1 pS . iP,, .2ISP .n. a. R. Jackson-7:4,6 a, . and One Hundred Rackets to select UniversiWA H RS 1 ft i m., 6:5 s. m., . u1., 2lso 9:20 COX SONS & VINING 72 Madison Ave., NEW YORK MAKERS OF' CAPS, GOWNS & HOODS . For All Degrees May be Ordered from MACK & CO. REAL GOOD tailor-made clothes are not obtainable under $25 but it you appreciate extra- ordinary value for that money, have them tailored to measure by i ED. V. PRICE & C. Let us show you their 500 beautiful woolens andtakeyour measure. __-_-j Guaranteed Tailoring at $17. You pick your fabric; choose your st le; I will make it to your measure - that m Individuality. No other way of clothes getting is as fle: as Tailoring. We offer the greatest cloth variety: make ex- actly as you wish and as quickly as you say; and it's guaranteed tailoring. White flannel and serge trousers $6.co and up. We will half line these trousers without extra charge to you. E. C. FLANDERS Popular Priced Tailor 209 E. LIBERTY STI MAY FESTIVAL ogs Bank urplus $ioo,ooo sacted D. Har- 80 Cents e Box mm mI r Sweets, 60 Cents White Box dtes, 60 Cents ThenRe d'Box andy Shop. They're Simply Delicious-. THE POPULAR PLACE IN A PROFESSOR'S GARDEN. Yesterday we watched a "gardener" -no skilled workman, for he is far more accustomed to the didactic drill of class room instruction. Carefully he had outlined his plans, painstaking- ly he had prepared the rich, moist soil, tenderly he was now "setting out" the young plants, scrutinizingly he was trimming the shrubbery. This was, at once, both work and play for him. Why? The positive enjoyment from such labors comes not alone from the men- tal relaxation and the accompanying joy caused by a sense of physical well- being, for there is a happiness, more serene, more complete, that comes from being superman, an active, al- most creative, part of Nature, working along with her to attain the highest results, to achieve the noblest ends. Why do we not think of ourselves as gardens, practicing this art for the love of it and, whenever necessary, as a livelihood or profession? What more' fertile or highly cultivated territory in which to work than in our present uni- versity environment? Here we may so carefully plan and execute our work, that when the ideas implanted here take root and grow to health and vigor, the bloom of the flowers will bring to us a satisfaction that is more lasting than pleasure and happiness, perhaps to a more beauti- ful world. Some Age Binks: Did you say that you married that old woman? ,rinks: You insult my wife. She isn't old. Binks: Whaddye mean? I used to dance the twostep with her! -o- "Many a girl," said little Nemo last night, "imagines that the louder a man claps for an encore, the better dancer she is." Mr. Johnson: Mr. Bones, can you tell me why the captain of Michigan's baseball team is like Annette Keller- man ? Mr. Bones: I am very sorry Mr. Johnson, but with me there is nobody at home. You will clear your throat and tell the boobs who paid four bits to see this minstrel show, why Sisler is like Annette Kellerman. Mr. Johnson: Simple. They both show wonderful curves in their exhi- bitions. iar, har!! I Introducing our famous collegiate debater, Mons. Duc du Dubuc, who will argue the question, "Should Liquors "Be Drunk or Inhaled?"The clatter, professor. SIX BIG CON CPC RTS Course tickets on sale up to and $4.00 ant $5.oo. On Monday, May certs will begin, at $i.oo and $1.50 Hill Auditorium, May 13. 14, 15, 16, 1914 'A Medicine STUDIO ':9 E. Libetty St- including Saturday, May 2, only, at 4, the sale of tickets for single con- each. I ' I Albert A. Stanley, Director and vadd") I Pocket Cases i A TA KAPPA KEYS, at Telephone ig :LTA SIGMA RHO g Cups in Sterling and Plated Silver $1.50 to $200.00 (See window) ALLER JEWELRY CO. 306 S. State Street YOU CAN BUY!! ,,pest ts, Poultry and Fish Ai the . Giesendorfer Market 201 E. Washington St. STUDENT DIES FROM OVERWORK -Headline, Oregon Scarlet. The old fashioned man! -0- "While I detest a drunkard," said the fem waiter, "I like to see men tip- sy-" 1Quary Drug Co. SHOE REPAIRS ? FIRST CLASS SHOE REPAIRI JOHN H. LAMBERT 613 EAST WILLIAM Oflcial Shoe Doctor to Michigan' rootbal Team The Druggists on the Corner r Bxsiy Your comklin Pen At Quality-Service and Pric'es Edsill's Rexall Drug Store. Right. It doesn't take much dough for some Tue-Fri men to get a bun on. Safety razors sharpened keen as new 20 each. Pay after you try blades. American Tool Co., Dept. A., Columbus, Ohio. Tue&Fri ' sir ore11~8pharrni Cy Exclusive agents for Diemel mesh underwear. Lindenschmitt & Co. linen Apfel tr, F a\ Open every day until 9:001 Sundays from 9:30 to 4:30 only. Eastman Kodaks-10c. Lyndon. p. m. Rent eod The home of Rexall Remedies. Ed- sill's Rexall Drug Store. 122 South Main St. Tue-Fri Ann Arbor Steam Dye Works Experts Clean ers and Dyers OSTRICH Feathers a Specialty All Work Cuaranteed :R. srHr- ; '' I DO YOU REALIZE Phone 628 We Call P that 'Tnvestt MKusic ibouse IN TWO WEEKS you Seniors will be swinging out? Step i today and get measured for your cap and gown HENRY & CO. 711 North University Avenue PRESS BVILIDING MAYNARD ST. Victor Victrolas anid sh Cholce Stock of Meord ;.. , -..-. s Portraits, but you will SANDALL & P 0r7 PHO TOGRAPj