1 ildl[ V :z I agents for the Slotted Throat LES I III I R ackets Tennis Balls 3 for $1.00 any make Look over our Rackets before buying SH EEHAN'S STUDENTS' BOOKSTORE I I. _ fU.r 1 - ~U Detrit-7-'z mn., also 8:1o n., 6:o6 a. Tn., p. M., 7:06 p. d 1045 p. m. ., 12:15 P. iM. in, and- 9 :10 & IVININO ms., NEW YORK MRS OF NS & HOODS { I I I i. I I !I ill i ;! I' 'R W E N Spending $ZS.OO or so for clothes, by all means have them Tailored-to-Order by; ED. V. PRICE & Co. Then you'll have the best you can get for the money. Let Us '1Ake four Measure. Official newspaper at the University of Mich- igan. Published every morning except Moa- day during the university year. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan nudertAct of Congresso oMarch 1879" Offices Ann Arbor Press Building. Sub- scription price: by carrier, $2.50; by mail, $3.oo. Want Ad. Stations: Press Building; Quarry's Pharmacy; University Pharmacy; C. If. Davis, Cor. Packard and State. Telephones 96o and 2414. Maurice Toulme .........Managing Editor Adna Johnson...........Business Manager H. Beach Carpenter..........News Editor Fred I-oulk .............Assistant to Editor F., M. Church..............Sports Editor Leonard Rieser ........Intercollegiate Editor Robert ' nnahillI (;Tenn Munn Mu{c.ad'.ram Harold Abbott ... ..... .Cartoonist Lillian Thomson..........Women's Editor EDITORIALS Harold Hippler Paul Blanahard Marshall Foote Lester Rosenbaum Louis David. NIGHT EDITORS Leo Butrnett Chester L~ang Henry Pumnmel .labin Ilsu F. F. McKinney Walter Nye On Sport Staff Carlton Jenks Bernus Kline ,f. Hawley Tapping Bruce Miles REPORTERS P. F. Thompson 3. M. Barrett C, A. Swainson D. R. Ballentine R. S. Collins Leon Greenebaum F. C. Roth 1II R. Mlarsh C. L. Muller J. F. Jordan Donald Sarbaugh I). A. Wallace Reuben Peterson W. A. P. John Willis Goodenow ASSISTANTS TO BUSINESS MANAGER Sherwood Field Harry Johnson John S. Leonard F. G. Millard BUSINESS STAFF P. V. Leffler R. J. Hofmann A. H. Torrey Myron Watkins SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 1914. Night Editor--Paul F. Thompson. OUR "IMMEMORIAL" BROTHERS Hypersensitive bigotry has achieved an "immemorial" fame for a goodly section of the present senior law class. We offer them our genuine and sincere pity, from the very depths of -our hearts. They are a branded lot! We are good natured enough to hate a quarrel. So, we have assumed a "genial superiority" in answer to ran- cour and bitterness. A quarrel inter- rupts the argument and nauseates the reader. The Daily is a breakfast table paper and breakfast has to do with di- gestion. Think you, that we would be. responsble for an anaemic, dyspeptic Michigan? Think you, that we would start your day off with indigestables? Without taking ourselves too seri- ously, we attempt to argue and seek to avoid quarrels. We have done our best to prevent the senior laws, from breaking a worthy Michigan tradition -of seventeen years standing. We are sorry that we have been out-voted. THE ACQUSING FINGER. The Michigan. Union and The Daily have been accused of institutionalizing smoking, through the staging and the advertising of our student "smokers." Shoes at CAMPUSMILES Modesty thou art indeed a jew- el t-Pope. way toward a pleasant comradeship. If we were perfect, we would not smoke-probably. But we find that we are only human and that smoking is one of our minor "indiscretions." You can smoke if you please, at these "get-togethers," but if you do not wish to, please do not quarrel with those of us who do. We have too many real evils about us that invite criti- cism i. - f E Creations' for Swell Dressers E . THE QUALITY TAILOR Shoes Men Want The man on the inside of a pair of our shoes knows from experi- ence what excellent shoes they are. Test a pair of our Spring Shoes and you'll know why men want them. Wright & Di 3 for $1.00 I are ready for your inspection C. FLANDERS 209 E. LIBERTY ST. $3.00 to $5.00 Gross & Oezel One Hundred Rackets to select from.at University IWA1 5 Boktr Springa nd Summer Styles We are the people who make it See our possible for you to buy a suit lss at reasonable prices. 14 i w your Pill It's twelve o'clock and after, The col. must now be writ, And having seen the dark eyed queen, I feel like writing-Nit!!! The M.E.'s locked my copy, In his desk and gone to dance; "Hey, Smiler, get your copy out!" "At twelve? H-m. Not a chance." But a Smiler leads a sad dog life, They jim his col and jibe his style; It's twelve o'clock and I must write, Some stuff to make the Campusmile! Here goes. -0- The Cheer of The Busrah Fiend Gimme a dollar,4 Nix on the jits; I've seen forty feilers, Gotten six bits! William's an emperor, Menelik's a psha, imme your" dollars For Bus-Bus--Bus--rah! !!! BLAMES POOLROOM FOR DOWNFALL. -Headline, Prib. The eternal headline. -o--. "Having given my fair one the once over" said little Nemo last night, "there arises in my mind this one question: How can a modern girl be Domestic and Imported Novelties THE CHUBB HO 209 'South 5*8. eStreet Gives clean, wholesome board at $4.25 per week. Safe drinking water. C. C. Freemen, Proprietor i v uy Your Coxxklin Per At 8Ij Jeren's harrnxaCy l 1 Chocolates, 80 Cents In the Maize and Blue Box Ity Bitter Sweets, 60 Cents In the White Box c Chocolates, 60 Cents T.e dBo. Our OwniCleau Candy Shop. They're Simply Delicious. THE POPULAR PLACE' You Smoke a "Better" Tobacco -Why Not Snioke The Best? SUPPLIES A word of explanation is not amiss. stylish -and send her father a bill of First of all let us admit that these $467.25 for clothes?" Loose Leaf Note Books, Loose Leaf size. Department Paper and Envelopes DUNTAIN PEN HOSPITAL IEEDE. 340 S. STATE ST. i; student "get-togethers" popularly known as "smokers" have been unfor- tunately named. We know of men who thought themselves unwelcome unless they partook of the "weed." That of course is a misconception, due almost entirely to the naming. The Union in staging the "smokers," and The Daily in advertising them, have no desire to teach smoking, to foster smoking or to institutionalize the habit. Without touching upon the excesses, we would like to say that smoking has whiled away many a pleasant hour for us, without any ap- preciable damage to ourselves. This smoking is a personal gnatter and a little sympathy from the non-smokers, a little forbearance, would go a long It's Quality, Nemo, not that fattens the bills. QUANTITYI -0- PERSONAL. Our idea of humor: To blow into the office at twelve o'clock and be compell- ed to sit down and pound off humor with a carnivorous night editor stand- ing over your shoulder. "I've bolted my class," said the swell dresser as she shoved the iron bar of her clothes closet shut. WANTED-Students to sell 5 wash neckties with a 50 cent gold filled stickpin and clasp for $1.00. 50 per cent commission. Address Michigan Daily, Box 13. RCHFIELD & CO. FINE TAILORING TRADE HE tobacco you now smoke you consider better tobacco than you ever smoked before." Natur- ally, you kept trying until you found a better" one. But it stand s to reason that since there isa di ference in tobaccos, you may be missing stillgreater pleasure in a still better smoke-in the BEST smoke, in fact. Tuxedo is the best smoke because no better tobacco leaf grows. The Perfect Tobcofor Pipe and Ogarette Tuxedo is treated by the famous original "Tuxedo Process" for re- moving the sting and bite of the natural vegetable oils. Tuxedo was born in 1904. Its first imitator appeared two years later. Since then a host of imita- tions have sprung up. No other tobacco can give the unique pleasure of Tuxedo because no other maker has yet been able to equal the Tuxedo quality. YOU CAN BUY TUXEDO EVERYWHERE Convenient pouch Famous green tin, inner-tined withC with gold lettering. moisture-proof paperC curved to f it pocket L~ In Glass Humidors, 50c and 90c y Send us 2 cents in stamps for post- age and we will mail you a souvenir tin of TUXEDO tobacco to any point in the United States. Address THE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY Room 1209 111 Fifth Avenue New York 1. writer and Iyr "Tuxedo is alt come. A pleasani menial bracer- tbacco," e can and do give you the limit of excell- n Tailoring, this issue, with a complete up-to-date woolens, makes us the leaders line. Respectfully, Sam Burchfield & Co. HENRY HrU famous artint "A pipeful of Tuxedo puts new lif into me. The mildest and purest tobacco grown. I ING SHIRTS Ireceived a complete line of SOFT SHIRTS new style collar attached or detached. ligees in handsome patterns. ADJESTO sleeve Shirt--"Best Ever" new BALLMACAAN Coats all sizes. GEORGE E. PHILLIPS Mayor of Covinaton, Ky. "A good pipe, and Tux- edo to fill it, and I'm satis- fied. The tobacco in the little green tin has no rival as far a~s I am concerned. " = Toggery Shop Put on a Lewis closed crotch Union suit and you'll be comfortable all sum- fuer. $1, $1.50 and $2. F. W. Gross, 123 E. Liberty. LOST-A Rapid-Rider fountain pen between School of Music and N. In- galls. Reward. Phone 637. TflTflCP A P" F P, LOST-A silver filigree 'vanity case containing bill and'dime. Finder please phone 710-J. FOR RENT-Pleasant single room at 433 South Division street, for $1.5o. 1 'C 1'? a