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THE MICHIGAN DAILY
Official newspaper at the University of Mih-
igan.u Publishedneversiymorning except Mon-
day during the university year.
Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor,
Michigan under Act of Congress of March 3,
r879.
Offices Ann Arbor Press Building. Sub-
scription price: by carrier, $2.5o; by mail,
$3.00. Want Ad. Stations: Press Building;
Quarry's Pharmacy; University Pharmacy; C.
If. Davis, Cor. Packard and State.
Telephones 96o and 2414.
Maurice Toulme........Managing Editor
Adna Johnson .......Business Manager
H. Beach Carpenter..........News Editor
Fred Foulk............Assistant to Editor
F. M. Church..............Sports 1Fditor
SATURDAY, MARCH 28, 1914.
THE MISSES DEMOSTHENES.
Men are judged successful speakers
because of forceful personalities, pow-
erful voices, and vigorous, original
thinking. Women orators are applaud-
ed for grace, persuasion and beauty
of diction. The two standards do not fit
well into one system of judgments, for
you cannot balance vigor against,
grace, power against persuasion or
beauty against depth. You cannot
measure electricity by the quart or
milk by the kilowat;.
The attempt to employ these double
standards has been a failure in the
past. The pleasing persuasiveness of
the Misses Demosthenes was not made
for platform battles with the sterner
sex. The continuous defeat of the fem-
inine aspirants has resulted in discour-
agement for the vanquished and cha-
grin for the victors.
THE SOLUTION.

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CAMPUSMILES
Nec Nemiisarlus, sed Fabius
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tarel.
We're Off That Stuff For Life!
Dear Smiles:-
You blithering blighter of spring time;
You rhyming malodorous pote;
Whenever you sing
Of the wonders of spring,
It rains; gee, you do get my goat!
-J. Katosh.
You Wyin.
Dear Smiles: As to little Nemo's
comment of yesterday, I rise to sug-
gest that a bottle is said to be the
charm of many a midnight watch.-K.

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have woman's athletics and woman's
dramatics. Why not woman's oratory?
A university oratorical contest for
women would solve every real problem'
in the present difficult situation. It
would give university women a fair op-
portunity for platform success, an op-
portunity which they do not possess
today in, competition with experienced
men. It would place the present con-
tests upon a fair basis of judgment
without impossible comparisons.
Every college in Michigan has a suc-
cessful woman's oratorical contest.
Why not the university?
STOMACHS AND TRADITIONS.
The junior laws will not have an

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E Pluribus Enui.
A doughty old fighter named Geo.
Was wint'ring at old Valley Feo.
But he said with a grin.
"When spring comes agin,
My army will not be so leo."
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THE IRONY OF FATE.
Is to write a poem of protest on the
make up of the col and have the night
editor jim the make up of the poem
itself!
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annual class banquet, according to re- h oer as in Detroit last night
cent action taken by the class. Yester-
day, we were asked why we did not Adtepoeuo saMcia
or alwe sAnd th e prosecutor is a Michigan
editorialize against the junior laws and auns
the breaking of the banquet tradition--
if it is one. MUSIC AND DRAIA
We are not hide-bound by traditions.
We support traditions, according to Irish Players.
their present merit and present mean- At the Whitney theater today a
ing. We doubt if the banquet tradi- double opportunity will be given to see
tions, in these days of multifarious the famous Irish Players from the Ab-
banquets, serve the exact purpose that bey theater, Dublin. In the afternoon
they served before the days of the Lady Gregory's company will present
Michigan Union. Formerly, a banquet "Kathleen Ni Hoolihan" by Yeats,
was an unusual occasion, now the "The Building Fund" by William Boyle
preparation is a mere matter of arr and "The Rising of the Moon" by La-
ranging dates.an'ThRsngothMon yL-
rI z' ates.dy Gregory. In, the evening the pro-
Banquets now-a-days are largely Gr y. Inte eening the
gram will include "The Well of the'
concerned with individual stomachs. Saints" by Synge and "The Workhouse
They are not vital to Michigan spirit. Ward" by Lady Gregory. All of these
pieces give the Irish players ample op-
Wireless May Send Out Track Results portunity, to display the rare, racy
It is very probable that the universi- qualities that makes their work incom-
ty wireless station will send out the parable unless the observer extends
results of the Cornell track meet to- his survey to the German stage.
night to all operators in the surround-
ing states who are interested in the J. S. Spargo Forced to Cancel Lecture
news. The operator at the university John S. Spargo, of New York City,
received the results of the Pittsburg who was to speak before the Michigan
relays last Saturday night from an Socialist club at Newberry hall Satur-
amateur station at Pittsburg, and day night, has been forced to cancel
though the message was very indis- his lecture because of illness. Tick-
tinct, he was able to hear the major ets for this lecture will be good for the
portion of the results, first lecture after spring vacation.

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