'HIE SIIGAN DAILY uispiay E LATEST STYLES D COLORINGS FOR 'RING 1914 est Line vft Woolens oity to select from Golf The Season is Here Again We are in a better position than ever to supply your wants in Golf We are the sole agents for the Crawford Me Gregor Clubs Come in and look them over Golf Balls are much cheaper than last year. You can buy Balls now at 50 and 65e and save money. OUR LINE IS COMPLETE Official newspaper at the University of Mich- n. Published every morning except Mon- day during the university year. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Offices Ann Arbor Press Building. Sub- scription price: by carrier, $2.5o; by mail, $3.00. Want Ad. Stations: Press Building; Quarry's Pharmacy; University Pharmacy ; C. H. Davis, Cor. Packard and State. Telephones 960 and 2414. Maurice Toulme.........Managing Editor Adna Johnson............Business Manager H. Beach Carpenter...........News Editor Fred Foulkr ...........Assistant to Editor F. M. Church...............Sports Editor Leonard Rieser......Intercollegiate Editor Robert Tannahill ... Music and Drama Glenn Munn Harold Abbott ..................Cartoonist Lillian Thomson..........Women's Editor SHIRTS The material being woven to our order you are assured of exclusive patterns and colorings in all grades from $1.50 up. Look for the pur- ple band across the neck of every shirt; it's the mark of TROY'S BEST PRODUCT EARL & WILSON Makers of RED-MAN Collars I BASE Al We have lust received a lar meet of mighty good looking BASE BA LL B Come In and look them over - our Mitts, Gloves, etc., etc. is complete of I 11 University W A 1-1 S Bookstore 0WIth GO* SHEEHAN &COB STUDENTS' BOOKSTORM chant Tailors I iI 1 IT UNITED LINES ARBOR TIME TABLE Express Cars for Detroit- II hourly to 6:xo pc in., also 8:xo r Detroit-5 :40 a. m., 6:o6 a. M., wo hours to 6:o6 p. m., 7:06 p. m. :Io p. 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Collins Leon Greenebaum is being read! C. L. Kendrick W. A. P. Johni E. C. Roth H. R. Marsh Are we un-American? C. L. Muller J. F. Jordan Donald Sarbaugh D. A. Wallace Willis Goodenow Li -4- -mu MARCH CLASS IN 11 it REMEDY FOR THE BLUES T i Shorthand and, Typewritin11g Will begin MONDAY March 23rd At the School of Shorthand 711 N. University Ave. Class Especially for University Students. ASSISTANTS TO BUSINESS MANAGER Sherwood Field Harry Johnson John S. Leonard F. G. Millard BUSINESS STAFF R. V. Leffler R. J. Hofmann A. H. Torrey Mtyron Watkins CAMPUS MILES Snozell!-Smiler. Take a nice shave, a clean bath and put on a suit of clothes tailored by Ed. V. Price Co. It will subtract a few years from your looks without reducing ylia size f your pocketbook very much. A sure cure guar- teed. Try the remedy. SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 1914. Night Editor-Paul F. Thompson. The Dilletante's Nightmare. I've never been a candidate, WHAT'S TO BE DONE? For A's or P. B. K. The issue is now squarely before the I've never worked from 8 P. M. senior laws. If there is any disposi- Until I hit the hay. tion to keep alive the tradition of class I've never starred in quizzes memorials, petitions will be circulated Or in mid-semesters shone; and another meeting called before For I do delight in loafing, March 3. tAnd am never known to bone. W~e say that the real sentiment of the But class has not yet been expressed. Sometimes I get a working streak Three-fourths majority of a meeting And grind from eight till four, attended by 32 members of a class of When I feel sure some prof will call 215 cannot express class sentiment. On me to take the floor. A Michigan tradition deserves more Then consideration that this The only thing that makes me wish The Daily has gone as far as it car- That I had bought a Colt, es to in the matter. We always re- Is to have a class mate yell: serve the right of discussion on such "C'mon, we've got a bolt!" questions. It is not our office to at- -o- tempt to push through this or that The Silver Lining. class measure. The class must decide Pessimist: This streptococcus throat for itself whether or not the criticism will be the end of me. is just. Optimist: Cheer up. Be thankful that Iyou're not a giraffe.-Ed. PEACE AND CONTENTMENT. -o- We are feeling quite peaceful and I Those Michigan Amusements The Chxubb HouseI I. 209 South State Street Gives clean, wholesome board at $4.25 per week. Saf drinking water-. enient place for banking.' your -- i* o s " chigan Chocolates, 80 Cents In the Maize and Blue Box Varsity Bitter Sweets, 60 Cents In the White Box I M. Milk Chocolates, 60 Cents The Red Box Make Them in Our OwnIClean Candy Shop. They're Simply Delicious. KNOW! THE POPULAR PLACE SCHOOL SUPPLIES contented. Yesterday morning, we happened in on a "short order" breakfast counter. Ten or twelve students occupied the chairs, which were scattered about the room. 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