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Official newspaper at rhe University of Mich-
igan. Published every morning except Mon-
day durirrg the university year.
Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor,
Michigan nnder Act of Congress of March 3,
r1879.
Offices Ann Arbor Press Building. Sub-
scription price: by carrier, $2.50; by mail,
$3.00. Want Ad. Stations: Press Building;
Quarry's Pharmacy; University Pharmacy; C.
H. Davis, Cor. Packard and State.
Telephones 960 and 2414.
Maurice Toulme ..........Managing Editor
Adna Johnson.............Business Manager
H.. Beach Carpenter........ .News Editor
Fred Foulk.............Assistant to Editor
Leonard Rieser........Intercollegiate Editor
Robert Tannablill......... Music and Drama
Ioarold Abbott..... ... ....sCartoonist
Lillian Thomson............ Women's Editor

e Largest Line of Woolens
in the city to select from

H. WILl) GO.

One Pound Paper and Two
Packages Envelopes for
SHEEHAN & Co.
STUDENTS' BOOKSTORE
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EDITORIALS
Harold Iippler1
Marshall Foote Le
Louis David.

Merchant Tailors

Paul Blanshard
ster Rosenbaum

ROIT UNITED LINES
LNN ARBOR TIME TABLE
and Express Cars for Detroit-7:10
and hourly to 6 : rop. -tn., also 8:10
as for Detroit-5 :40a. i., 6:o6 a. m.,
ery two hours to 6 :o6 p. in., 7 :06 p.
o6 p. m., 9:o p. m., and 1o:45 p. m.
psilanti only, 1 :15 p. m., 12:15 p. m.
Cars for Jackson-7:46 a. . and
two hours to 7:46 p. n.
rs for Jackson-s :z a. n., 6:51 a. m.,
'cry two hours to 6:sx p. M;, also 9:20
11:15 p. im.

CoX SONS & VINING
12 Madson Ave., NEW YORK
MAIKERS OF
CAPS, GOWNS & HOODS
For All Degrees
May be Ordered from
MACK & CO.

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(Ki-ro-prak-tor)
9 Z-6 daily. Telephone, Bell 401-J
d Adjusting Parlors: Rooms 604-606
1 Bank Bldg., Main and Huron Sts.
A.NN ARBOR, MICHXGAN

ADVANCED SHAPES
Just Received - - $3.00

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NIGHT EDITORS
Leo Burnett Chester Lang
Henry RummelF K y'bi
F. F. xMcKinney 'ai s
Oan Sport Staff
Carlton Jenks Bernus Kline
T. Hawley Tapping F. M. Church
ASSISTANTS TO BUSINESS MANAGER
Sherwood Field larry Johnson
John S. Leonard F. G. Millard
REPORTERS
P. F. Thompson J. M. Barrett
C. A. Swainson D. R. Ballentine
R. S. Collins Leon Greenebaum
C. L. Kendrick W. A. P. John
Z. C. Roth IL1. R Marsh
C. L. Muller Charles Weinberg
Willis Goodenow
BUSINESS STAFF
W. R. Carpenter R. J. Hofmann
W. B. Chase R. V. Leffler
A. H. Torrey R. G. Sheldon
Myron Watkins
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1914.
Night Editor-Chester H. Lang.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Hmm-m-mmm-m m.
We have with us this morning a dis-
tinguished stranger. In all serious-
ness, he is a Funnyman.
He is here to make us laugh. We
wot, it's a dangerous business. Life
is too serious a matter to laugh away.
W.A.P. rushes in where angels fear
to tread.
"Campusmiles," ladies and gentle-
men!
BANANA PEELS.
There is cause for mirth.
The board of directors "deplore the
unwarranted publicity" regarding the
women and the "M".
We are reminded-. But let us clear
up the heavy atmosphere. The news
was given out last week, along with
the other news of a meeting. And
what "news" it was! Harmless, in-
nocent and most entertaining. The
discussion was acrimonious for a mo
ment only. Now the board complains
that it was "unwarranted."
It reminds us of the man who jump-
ed off the pier, and swam out in a fine
fit of anger-because he was wet. Of
the little boy who carefully plastered
the steps with banana peelings, then
slapped the wrists of the philosopher
who disturbed his outlay-doing the
inevitable.
And the women. To them we must
apologize, if any offense bas been giv-
en. May they' prosper!
But our friends of the athletic board.
Are they double crossing us or out-
witting us?
There is cause for mirth.
French Lecturer to Speak Tomorrow
Prof. Fernand Baldensperger will
lecture on "Maurice Barres et le jeun-
esse intellectuelle en France," tomor-
row at 4:30 o'clock in Alumni Memo-
rial hall. M. Baldensperger, a profes-
sor at the University of Paris, was ex-
change lecturer at Harvard University

SHIRTS
Are the best fitting and
the best wearing Shirts
ma e. The spring styles
sparkle with new patterns,
unique, colorings and novel
effects. $1.50 and up.
EARL & WILSON
Makers of RED-MAN Collars
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CAMPUS MILES
Licet non expellat sed omni-
bus satis facit quelque dicitur a
diverIendo--Nemis arius.
The Hymn of Her*
Come gather round the standard, girls,
The ref has called the game;
Here comes the team-a rousing
scream!
To drive them on to fame!
There's bonnie captain Kitty Keem,
And "Hefty Brown, our guard!
Come girls, a screaw to make our
team
Grind Vassar to the sward!
If victory smiles on us today,
We'll rush the Bee and Tutt's
Come girls, a scream to make our team
Annihilate. the mutts!
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Give some of the mugs you pass on
the street the once over and then give
thanks that you're not a dent.
"I really hate to make a confession,"
said little Nemo yesterday" but one
glimpse at the receipts of the Glee
club concert told me what job I am
going to try out for next year."
"The music classes of the public
schools are studying a beautiful three
part chorus, entitled: Forget-Me-Not.
-Ironton Register.
The three parts: Forget, me and not.
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SEPTUAGENARLAN DEAD
FROM DANCING TANGO
Headline.
Oh death, where is thy sting?
UNIVERSITY NOTICES
Meeting of all Colorado men tonight
at 7:30 o'clock at Union.
Senior pharmics meet at 4:00 o'clock
today, room 303, to elect treasurer.
Girl's Glee club will meet at 4:30
o'clock today at 1224 Washtenaw.
Freshman tryouts for Alpha Nu, to-
morrow night, at rooms.
Meeting of Michigan Civic club to-
night at 7:00 o'clock in room 101 eco-
nomics building.
Tryouts for Opera Orchestra meet
at Union this afternoon at 4:00 o'clock.
Found-German silver vanity box in
Hill auditorium after glee concert.
Owner may have same by calling at
Daily office and paying for this ad.

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Free - - Trousers - - Fret
We are still giving a pair of extra pants with each order i
a Suit or Overco'at at $17.50.
Now is your time to order a suit for Spring and if you
not care'for the trousers the same as the suit we will make y
a pair of white serge or flannel without extra charge to you.
An extra pair of pants make a suit wear twice as long,
why not order today.
Remember this offer will
not last forever
E. 'C. FLANDERS
209 E. Liberty St. ^n.*oCnecinr,*.
T he C'izbb Hmu64
209 Souith Stete Street
Gives clean, wholefsome board at $4.2,

loose Leaf Note Book

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Selling by the hundred--everybody wants one--can't get enough Of
them-"-all sizes aeapted to all purposes

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Price 75c to $335 Complete with Index
Name stamped on cover without expense
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Sa.fe d~ri~inwater.

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Special Agente For
wEalls Fork Dipped Choco
Made in the most sanitary factory in the world. The best c
we have ever handled. VAN DOREN'S PHARMACY, 703P

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Is the "Standard"

lichigan Chocolates, 80 Cents
In the Maize and Blue Box
Varsity Bitter Sweets, 60 Cents
. In the White box
of M. Milk Chocolates, 60 Cents The Red Box
We Make Them in Our OwniClean Candy Shop. They're Simply Delicious.
BUS Y BE E
)U KNOW! THE POPULAR PLACE
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
Leather Loose Leaf Note Books, Loose Leaf
aper, any size. Department Paper and Envelopes
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FINE TAILORING TRADE

We can and do give you the limit of excell-
ence in Tailoring, this issue, with a complete
line of up-to-date woolens, makes us the leaders
in our line.
Respectfully,
Sam Burchfield & Co.
COME TO US FORHIGHGRADEGOODS
Shirts, Hats and Caps
Mackinaws, Sweaters
Cloves-fur and fleece kned

this semster.
on the Pacific

He has been traveling Lost-Small Conklin fountain pen near
coast. I Hill auditorium. Kindly call A. G.


INK I That's our recipe for taking the
. bite out of good tobacco leaf. We hang
the leaf in'the warehouse for two years-
temperature and ventilation perfect -all
harshness disappears. A mellowness pre.
vails that gives superb flavor and a smooth..
nees seldom found. This is the good old
fashioned way of maturing good leaf-and
'Velvet is a startling example of tobacco
goodness. Sometime when your pipe is
burning hot and the taste is flat-try
Velvet! At all dealers.

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Walker, phone 1460.

We also give the Best of Service

We pay special attentionto amateur
finishing. Daines & Nickels, 336 S.
State (over Cushing's Drug Store). tf
Toric library spectacles at Haller
Jewelry Co.
Genuine Martin Guitars and Mando-
lins sold at Schaeberle & Son's Music
House. ti
Best shoe shine, hat cleaning and

We work for the ladies. Cleaning,
pressing and repairing. C. I. Kidd,
1112 S. University Ave. 1530-J. tf
Haller Jewelry Co. for fine watch
and jewelry repairing.
Diamond mounting, stone setting
and replacing of sets a specialty. Hal-
ler Jewelry Co.
Portraits, enlargements, groups. (the
only studio on the campus). Daines
& Nickels, 336 S. State St. tf


Varsity Toggery

Shop

1107 S. University Avenue.

blocking next to Wagner's.

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