Michigan Daily .A L ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1911. ELECTS t MEMBERS. al Honor Society abershin For Lo- I Chapter. mega Alpha, the national fraternity, has elected the seniors to membership: Bolender, Sparta. Chadwick, Taunton, Mass., Lewis Grandy, Ocean View, JIMMY DISCUSSES CHORUS GIRLS * * After His Experience Along That Line He Decides He Laeks the Proper Tent. perament and Gives it Up. * * "No more chorus dolls for mine, she was in de flies practicin' one of her * Mickey. I'm off with 'em for life. Here, steps. All dere, a tousand ways, kid! take a draw of me snipe an' sit down Just as good lookin' from a clinch dis- * till I shoots yuh all about it. tance as off in de horizon, 'spite of de * "Y' know last night I was snoopin' powder an' paint an' de other neces- roun' de corner an' gettin' tired of try- sities of life. An' grace! Dat was her in' to sell papers to guys wot can't read middle name. * so I crawls roun' to de Whitney to see "I sticks aroun' an' gets up closer to * wot's goin' on. Turpin' into de alley I her-kind o' slow like. Suddenly she * meets Bill Jones an' he pipes me off dat tries to do a funny twist an' gets in dere's a show practice goin' on. So I my way an' over she goes. I gets up * camps on de door step an' when a guy quick an' makes a jab at apologizz. * comes out leadin' de tin canine an' But she was up before me an' when I * fergets to close de door I sneaks in an' looks at her, dere she was-glarin' * does de hide an' seek stunt roun' de like a landlady tryin' to collect two * scenery till I gets out into de audience. months rent, an' a little mussed. * I doubles up in a seat in de fifth row "Suddenly she bawls out in a voice- * an' looks. would you believe it, kid? in a voice * "Sure enough dere was a real opera ike a brakeman's. * goin' on wid a beauty chorus an' all de "'Wot de dickens is de matter wit * ',__A' * ,'. in 1902, and is the only organ- of its kind in America. Chap-{ e limited to medical schools of hest standing, and for this rea- re are but fourteen chapters in ntry. >ership in 'the local chapter is to one-tenth of the class. Of nber, one half is chosen during. end semester of the junior year, e remainder is elected in the, nester of the senior year. Schol- is held as the most important' ation, though individuality, ity, and moral character are fully considered. KNOWN SCHOLAR TO TALK. or F. Cumont of Ghent Will eak on "Astral Mysticism.".i ssor Franz Cumont, of the Uni-I of Ghent, will be the next on the course of University recently established by the! . He will deliver two lectures, , tomorrow on "Astral Mysti- Antiquity," and the other on on "Astral Immortality," both being given in the economics, Swish! Thirteen trusty, rusty rifles were trained thunderously on our humble representative. The scene was the Ann Arbor Press room, and the erstwhile familiar spot bore an unwonted militant aspect. "For why?" murmured our quaking scribe, addressing the thirteen men of savage mien. "We guard a mighty and inac- cessible treasure," thundered the captain of the artilleried guard. "What willst?" "Wouldst review yonder most exalted Students' Directory," chirped the mere Daily rep. "Nev-v-v-v-er!" bellowed the captain. "It does begin to look a bit that way," assented our rep. pleasantly. "Tell me, will the treasure ever be profaned by popular gaze?" "Out with him," quoth the cap- tain of the guard, and the re- sounding thump of our humble rep. thudded on the thumpy course upwards for several sick- ening seconds. * * * * *! * *1 * *f * *1 *i. of 'f * c. *A *l l sides. An believe me, kid, it was some, show! But here's where de excitin' part comes in. I was just startin' to -get interested in de story when my searchlight lands on a dream in de chorus-first row, second over from de' left. Say, cully, she was some queen. Bee-oo-ti-ful!, I didn't see nuttin' else after dat. "Pretty soon de foist act's over, an' I sneaks aroun' to inspect me dame from close quarters. Sure enough I bumps into her right off the reel. Dere you biamed ids ian- you keep out of I our way!'" "An' wid dat she swipes me one' across the kisser. Gee! wot a wallop. Dat dame missed her vocation. She' should a' been a prize fighter 'stead of- an actor-dat's wot. "I was too blamed surprised to come back wid a quick return, an' sets out for de door at a ten-flat gait. "Dat settles me wid de chorus dam- es, Mickey. I can't get hip to dis ar- tistic temperature at all." EXTENSION LECTURE LIST IS COMPLETE Circular Containing Lectures to Be Sent to Probable Patrons LECTURERS' t is a widely ki in his chosen ;ions of the 0 he lectured o ri at the Co w months late now n field rient POPULAR NAME.I HADFIELD TO APPEAR O S. L1 A. TONIGHT; Popular Interpreter Will Read! Selections From Rudvard Kipling WILL GIVE PROGRAM IN COSTUME. Mr. Henry .J. Hadfield, the eminent Kipling interpreter will appear in University hall tonight as the fourth number on the S. L. A. course. Mr. Hadfield enjoys an established repu- tation in England and America, and! his costumed interpretations of Kip- ling have been wonderfully success- ful wherever they have been presented. His performance is unique in that he With a list of 100 lecturers and '163 n the subjects, the circular pamphlet to be llege sent to prospective patrons of the Ex- er on tension Lecture Course is ready for ,,and the press. The compilation was fin- Low-I ished yesterday when the last depart- maze mental lists, from the literary and den-! hated tistry departments, were handed in, nflu- and a few explanatory marks placed at stian 'the beginning of the schedule. The * work 1* * * * * * * * * * * * much "If THREE VARSITY MEN PICKED house FOR "OUTING" HONOR ROLL. dience enthuk In the January number of Outing, show that magazine follows its usual custom and w] and selects a football honor list. It is sang not an All American team but is the, the cc pick of the best players for the sepa- them rate positions without choosing be- from tween them. The choice is made by a The poll of football coaches throughout the prope country. Three Michigan men, Conk- a coll lin, Wells, and Craig have been honor- any a ed. Conklin and Wells are both placed for a at end while Craig is at half. sets o In a summary of the football season tion, Princeton is awarded premier honors view in the east and Minnesota in the west. realis The article takes occasion to bemoan Libi the lack of a Michigan-Minnesota game play i f and states that their conference rule stores prohibiting it seems rather childish, will b o'clock MUSICIANS TO SING HERE FRIDAY. Only the pe Musical Clubs Will Give Free, Public have Rehearsal Before Leaving, that The combined glee and mandolin Saturd clubs will give a free public rehearsal was o in University Hall Friday afternoon at cial E 4:00 o'clock. This will be the last re- given hearsal of the clubs before leaving on the trip to the Pacific coast. The PROF clubs will statt on the Christmas trip K Friday night at 11:02 on the Michigan Central, and the journey will be con- Pro tinued under the direction of the San- ment ta Fe railroad from Chicago. The first classe concert will be given in Chillicothe, met th Ill., on Saturday night. presei and ;s HMAN CLASS ED BY ALUMNAE. women in the fresh- mtertained at they ry B. Hutchins yes- The entertainment Collegiate Alumnae one of several to be year. The Collegiate Alumnae feel that they should come into closer ac- quaintance with the college women and that college women should become better acquainted with themselves. They believe that the boarding house life is too exclusive and they take this means of achieving their end. Mrs. I Hutchins was assisted by' Mrs. Hen--} derson, president of tlte Collegiate Alumnae, the executive committee, and Miss Hogebloom, chairman of the com-t mittee which has been appointed to arrange these entertainments. The association hopes to entertain the women of the sophomore class in Jan- uary., pamphlet says: "The movement is the renders his stories with the real Kip- beginning of an attempt to make the lingese English, that is but rarely university' a direct contributor as far heard in this country, the English a5 as is practical to the intellectual life it was spoken by Tommy Atkins and. of the different communities of the his comrades. state." There is provision for 300 lec- _Mr. Hadfield will present Gungha tures during the year, on the fund sup- Din, Tommy Atkins and Pagett M. P., plied by the Regents. No fees are con- i as well as numerous other notable ex-' templated for those who attend the amples of Kipling's works. By giving lecture, as the society which procures the program in appropriate costumes, the speaker is expected to pay for the he secures new scenes and a fresh at- hall, etc., and the university provides mosphere for each character. He is for the speaker's expenses. Arrange- t!horoughly familiar with Kipling's en- ments will be made to carry on the vironment, his subject matter, and best correspondence. of the course in the of all Kipling's real self, and those at- president's office. tending are promised a rare treat. Ad- The new list from the literary de- mission will be 50 cents or by the partment includes 50 men and 179 sub- course tickets. jects. Among those of a popular type_ are three lectures on socialism by Carl Web and Flange Banquet at Union. E. Parry, a lecture on wireless teleg- Professor Clarence Johnston, of the raphy, by Dean Reed, and three trust Surveying department, spoke on "Ex- questions by Prof. Smalley. Prof. periences in Colorado and Wyoming" Wenley will talk on the "Inside View at the bi-monthly dinner of the Web of the Professional Life," and "What is and Flange held at the Michigan Union Preparation for Life?" Prof. Hussey, last night. Robert Backus, '12 E, told' now in South America, will talk on of his experiences in railroad work be- "Outposts of Astronomy in the South- tween Pittsburg and Cleveland during, ('cntinued 'on page 4.) the last summer. ! t A ' i Y Lit Dinner Dance Sale to Continue. i The senior lits will continue their n sale of the Dinner Dance tickets today n and tomorrow at the S. L. A. window c in U. Hall. The window is open from 9 to 12 an:l from 1 to 3 each day. All' who expect to go to the party Saturday must buy their tickets by Thursday ev- S ening'. Ike Fischer has announced that b he will play all the hits of "The Awak-u ened Rameses." The gym will be dec- x orated in Christmas colors and the big-a gcst party of the year is planned by' the comimiLtee. 1 up and adop ness meeting address the cussion of t held. Souvenir Music Score of Book e Awakened Rameses" at Root'sGrinnell's, and Schaeberle's Music Stores, o$00 T