12 The Michigan Daily - Orientation Edition 2007 Greatest generation It's not narcissism, if we really are the best He clearly used his position, but who hasrf't?" a ispore bi y ati In the latest study flushed from the ivory tosser of academia, psychologists concluded that college students are more narcissistic than ever before. But so what if we students do spend most of our time talk- ing about ourselves and flaunting our extensive accomplishments: It's not narcissism if we really are better than everyone else. The study defined narcis- sists merely as those who agree with the most obvious of state- ments like, "If I ruled the world, it would be a better place." Led by five over-the-hill psychology professors from across the coun- try, the study failed to account for the fact that even from an early age, others recognized and cultivated our generation's greatness, Sensory-motor skills barely at hand, we heard for the first time the indisputable decla- ration that we are special. First it was our mom, then our grand- parents and then a big yellow bird even had to agree we were truly unique - on TV. The late Mr. Rogers, among others, was a pioneer in recog- nizing our preeminent achieve- ment. Almost on a daily basis, Rogers, a grown-up, had his pick of any person in America to be his neighbor, yet he chose not to go after your Kim Basingers, Jean-Claude Van Dammes or Joe Ca rters. No, he picked us. Then we headed of f to school, where our greatns ted no time in coming to ligt. Snag- ging the first of many student- of-the-month awa semester, we nen solid academic p uncountable ce merit, certificate tion, certificates o and more than a ci faces on returned1 Recently, we minds moved out neighborhood ant campuses. Nothi prepared the worl wind of progress one of thousands the Facebook g Beckham > Supet record straight c misconception tl many of the world sine conflicts, baf most qualified of relations theorists Some argue tha changing the work group at a time i insincere and lazy haters haven't got: selfless sacrifices o and ooncmeloneh t e1,000 that join th donate $1 for Darf The study's atte dize the self-estee by marginalizing ment and serving social rejection fe ciate professors w this "research" is t Never has acader a more serious off Right, Mr. Roge ards that first t on to build a ortfolio, with rtificates of s of recogni- 'f achievement ouple of smiley tests. MARA GAY One o us illustrious am informed by newspa- pers that we are about four of Mr. Roger's years into the war in Iraq. d onto college But in my ig could have mind it has d for the whirl- been only Youth owe wrought. 11 months, must stop of examples three weeks this war. ;roupa"David ond two rnan" set tie days. That is the amount of time this war has n a common taken my friend Lucas away from hat catalyzes his family and friends. Regardless l's most explo- of how you count it, it seems that fling even the the days of this grand inisadven- Sinterinatiinal ture might be numbered. Last week, members of the U.S. t House of Representatives went our means of on the record to oppose the war. done Facebook Here at tihe Univeisity, Students s meaningless, for a Democratic Socity, the group . Clearls' these famous for mobilizing thousands of tii nind of tine students against the Vietnam War iftite yowlmeltn has reemerged. But until some- one can explain how this plan or nd "For Every that protest is going to bring Lucas is group I will home, it's all meaningless to me. ur." Always on the periphery of our mpt toaggran- communal privilege, Lucas never im of old people conplained about tie financial oiir aiieve- struggles his f amiy faced. Instead, g tr aoothhie he'thrived among a group of friends gto sooth tit who skied, sunenned and lunched It by the asso- our way through a Westchester, cho conducted N.Y. adolescence. He belonged. truly alarming. It was not until the secoind nia committed semester of college that the reality Fense.of Lucas's situation became appar- ent: He could not afford to return rs? to school. For the first time there was a separation between us. I - Mar. 9, 2007 flew back to Michigan to study and Lucas joined the army. He was sent to Iraq last March. SMar. 20,2007 In a recent column, Whitney ERIN RUSSELL ° Dibo described the attitude of detached recognition this campus has adopted toward the war (T&D department 'Conquers' with class, 02/16/2007): "I had watched the astronaut attempted murder story unfold on CNN all weekend, but flipped channels during the Iraq war updates. What would (a war photographer) think of my watch- ing E! last night, trying to figure out how exactly Anna Nicole Smith had died?" I must admit that this concept of separateness - the ridicu- lous notion that we are somehow removed fromthethroesofthiswar because it is not us doing the fight- ing - has sustained me in this past year. It is this separateness that has assuaged the guilt of a friend and helped to justify her inaction. Congress is not going to ask us to make change, to stop a war or to create a movement. Powerful people - whether they be presi- dents, senators or simply members of older generations whose ideas have passed theirtime - are afraid of progress. They hope that we are pacified by reality television and Britney Spears's underpants. They want us to remain immobilized by the divisions of class and race we have inherited. it's nice that the House has decided to rebuke the president for his failed crusade in Iraq. But real- ly, the debate being held in Con- gress is little more than political. posturing. And not unlike other times in American history, it's up to the youth to stop this war. The University must weigh in on the war in Iraq, not by protest- ing its existence (too late) or by exploiting it as a political pawn for partisan gain, but by organizing and demanding change. The returnofSDS to Michigan is promising. I want to believe that it willinvigoratethe debateandbring an end to this war. But it cannot do so until we acknowledge that the war in Iraq is as much a partof our generation as "The Real World" or MySpace.com. We cannot wait for Congress to solve the quagmire it helped create. The revolution may indeed be televised, but it will not be broadcast by C-Span. Yes, the idea of separateness is alluring, and in the moments when I feel particularly guilty, I have often looked to it for relief. But for someone so far removed from the classrooms of Angell Hall, Lucas bears a striking resemblance to you and me. He still has his Face- biiok.com account: I check up on him from time to time, browse his photos of the endless desert and the camouflaged madness. Lucas's activities as posted on Facebook include, "Building sandcastles with Michael Farracaro." I smile, encouraged by the thought that what was always a wicked sense of humor may survive Iraq. Lucas - like all our peers in Iraq - does not belongto the ivory towers of academia. But he does belong to our generation. Eleven months, three weeks, and two days in, Ijust needed to make sure someone else knew it, too. - Feb. 20, 2007 Mara Gay can be reached at maracl@umich.edu. 6 6 SAM BUTLER e -a O a i BANKS MOM, 00T WAI H MY F AV017' TrT-Hisr~rT N HOT , WARM O0 COLO L2D nof I -Jan.30,2007 T THAT'S oA$Y, OAP. I T $AY$, "X T HINk, THEREPfOPE - .WHAT OO $ 2 IT SAY 'M OANEIOUJ ' ON YOIIP $HI I . ? .. 7 1 0