4 The Michigan Daily - Orientation Edition 2007 Battle brewing over funds Masturbating trespasser booted from frat Three research universities say they should get separate appropriations By JESSICA VOSGERCHIAN Daily StaffReporter Mar. 23, 2007 - Worried about becoming second-class citizens in higher education funding, nine of the state's 15 public universi- ties formed a coalition to block a push by the state's three research universities - the University of Michigan, Michigan State Univer- sity and Wayne State University - that would allow the schools to receive state funding separately. The coalition of colleges, called The Education Alliance for Mich- igan, is lobbying against the plan in Lansing. The colleges are worried that the creation of two appropriation systems would lead state legisla- tors to neglect the state's smaller universities and allot them less money, said Western Michigan University spokeswoman Sheryl Roland, a member of the coali- tion. "The separation of appropria- tion is an end to the unity between universities and could lead to two separate, but unequal, tiers of higher education," she said. The three research universities want to be considered separately from the restbecause of their spe- cial roles in the state economy as research institutions, University of Michigan spokeswoman Kelly Cunningham said. The plan was endorsed by Gov. Jennifer Granholm in her February budget proposal. The presidents of the three research universities asked to be consid- ered separately for funding in testimony before a state appropri- ations subcommittee on Feb. 28. The universities decided to push for a. separate appropria- tions system because they think a program the state created two years ago to allocate funding has been largely ineffective, Cun- ningham said. The current formula doesn't allow state legislators toaccurate- ly evaluate whether investment in research at the three major uni- versities has beenbeneficial to the state, she said. She said the universities receive 95 percent of the research funding dollars that come from sources outside Michigan and consequently bring more to the state economy. "That's what we're asking for - for the state to have an accu- rate measure of what we're giving back," Cunningham said. She said the University isn't trying to cut itself a bigger slice of the state appropriations pie. The coalition members are con- cerned that creating a separate pot for the funding of research universities would increase the financial gap between schools. The University of Michigan at Flint, the University of Michigan at Dearborn and Northern Michi- gan University are the only public universities in the state besides the three research universities that haven't joined the coalition. Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon By JESSICA VOSGERCHIAN Daily StaffReporter Mar. 26, 2007 - Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha frater- nity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch. While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washt- enaw Avenue fraternity. No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired. Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbat- ing for about half an hour, Nye said. When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity. She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left. According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influ- ence of drugs. "Obviously, she was very dis- turbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people." Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the inci- dent, Nye said. Policesaid thebreak-inappeared to be an isolated incident. E Welcome to campus Count on us throughout your college career for everything you need for school and campus life, including new and used textbooks; class and dorm supplies, insignia clothing, and much more. Barnes & Noble at the University of Michigan 6 0 Order Your Textbooks Online Today www.whywaitforbooks.com Pierpont Commons Bookstore Pierpont Commons (North Campus) (743) 668-6022 530 S. State Street phone# 734.995.8877 www.umichigan.bncollege.com