Monday August 7, 2006 arts.michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com ARTS 9 'Nights'3 fufll Of stars but ut else By Imran Syed Daily Arts Writer There are many sides of America that the rest of us are hesitant to accept, and they always seem to make for good stories (remember "Broke- Talladega Nights: back Mountain?"). The Ballad of Though there is a Ricky Bobby gay character in "Talladega Nights: At the Showcase The Ballad of Ricky and Quality 16 Bobby," this latest Columbia satire about contem- porary American- ism starring-Will Ferrell is actually a slightly different film than that one. Its premise indi- cates a can't-miss laffer: Ferrell's consider- able comedic charm inhabiting a satire on the world of NASCAR. But like many films that disappoint, this one does so out of the sheer heights of what it could have been, not of the sophomoric, sporadically funny set of loosely related sequences that it is. Ferrell plays Ricky Bobby, a man who, since birth, has had but one debire: He wants to go fast. It's a good thing, then, that while orking as a jackman for an abysmal NAS- CAR team, he gets called on to replace a driv- er who has left his car in mid-race, preferring to eat cheeseburgers on the infield instead. From the moment he gets behind that wheel, Ricky Bobby goes fast and, with the help of his teammate Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reil- ly, "The Aviator"), he comes to dominate the ceived gruff, crude nature of its fans. But NASCAR remains one of the few activi- ties in America that filters through real Amer- icana in its every turn. While other sports are busy banning substances, arresting fans and suspending players, NASCAR makes no effort to disguise what it is. Ads are a fact of American life, and NASCAR is the only sport in America that embraces them and builds its image off of sponsors. It makes sense then that the movie does the same. Product placements are many, but in a film about NASCAR, seeing Ricky Bobby drive in Puma shoes and mention Powerade every time he says grace because it's in his endorsement contract should bring smiles rather than groans. Still, "The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" is real- ly the ballad of the ill-directed and under-uti- lized stars. Let's begin with Ali G's Girard, who is supposed to be funny simply because he is gay, insists on smooching Ricky and has a ridiculous, apparently French accent. But Ali G is far bigger than ridiculous accents; he's an accomplished comedian with an eccentric mantra that, if unleashed, has enough energy to carry a film (see "Mada- gascar"). But here he has only a terrible accent that is trumpeted around shamelessly by the merest skeleton of dialogue. And then there's Amy Adams (Academy Award nominee for "Junebug") who plays Ricky's assistant and subsequent love interest Susan. Adams, who had an excel-. lent recurring role on the American ver- sion of "The Office" is egregiously stifled in this film; though she has a significant role in Ricky's life, she's in only a hand- ful of scenes. Even when she is there, she has only a couple of winding anti-climatic lines, and then disappears completely in Ricky's final big race against Girard. Adams deserves better than his half-baked comedy and of course, so does Ferrell. One of the finest alums of "Saturday Night Live," Ferrell has shown great versatility as an actor and comedian. He's had better comedic efforts in the past and he'll have more in the future. If he hadn't co-written the screenplay for this hollow film, we could at least have felt sorry for him. "Shh, if you talk too much people won't catch all the product placements." circuit immediately. But then arrives Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen, TV's "Da Ali G show"), a French For- mula 1 driver who travels to America to defeat Ricky. Will the Frenchman sponsored by Per- rier unseat the Ricky Bobby as NASCAR's next great driver? More importantly, will Ricky's self-absorbed pride step aside long enough to let him see what a sham his wife, his friends and his whole life are? Or will a hysterical bout with fake paralysis be the end of this ballad? Given its premise and star, "Talladega Nights" could have easily been the funni- est movie of the year, but thanks to shoddy writing and jokes that depend too often on delivery and too infrequently substance, it's a mediocre comedy at best. But it's depiction of NASCAR nation, far realer than its depiction of the racing itself, is a pleasantly introspec- tive surprise. NASCAR is the fastest-growing sport in America, but outside of its backyard in the Southeast, it's regarded with contempt, both for the inanity of the sport and the per- MUSIC NOTEBOOK 1 1 1 1 1 l 1 r Raconteurs land with a 'Bang' By Kimberly Chou . climbs from a tear-stained near-whisper ("When I was five Daily Arts Writer and he was six / We rode horses made of sticks / He wore black and I wore white / He would always win the fight") to Jack White's love for the thematic has spread to The a harpy's shriek for the chorus. Guttural blasts of rhythm Raconteurs' tour. That, or somebody has obviously been guitar and cannon-like bass coupled with Patrick Keeler watching a lot of Tarantino. pounding the hell out of the drum kit punctuated each cry For their set at The Michigan Theater Saturday night, of "Bang bang!" The Raconteurs ambled onstage to the sweeping spaghetti White has long been vocal about his love of Son House's Western romanticism of Luis Bacalov's "The Grande Duel," Southern blues; he notably dedicated The White Stripes' a piece prominently featured in "Kill Bill," Quentin Taran- White Blood Cells to the legendary Loretta Lynn and sub- tino's epic platonic love letter to Uma Thurman. sequently produced her 2004 album Van Lear Rose. There's The Raconteurs's entrance provided proper foreshadow- something about the gritty industrial charm of Detroit rock ing for their darkly seductive cover of "Bang Bang," a Nancy that melds well with Southern influence. Perhaps it's a shared Sinatra song that has regained popularity due to its place on musical aesthetic. 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