ART IC 11-The Michigan Daily - Monday, June 3, 2002 v 'Hives will invade the Magic Stick this Thursday By Scott Serilla And now in our dire time of need, Daily Arts Writer the mighty hype machines that be are telling us Rock's latest saviors are a In these desperate strange times, Swedish garage band from the remote you have to take your rock and roll Steel town of Fagersta, who like to where you can find it. play violently kinetic From semi-reformed rock that screeches like metal geeks pretending Raw Power-era Stooges to be pop-punk arena HIVES while wearing matching overlords. From pseudo .Magic Stic ties and ascots. siblings posing as a Strange days indeed. candy-striped Lo-fi Thursday at 8 p.m. $10 And so enter Hives, Zeppelin. From prep- allegedly founded way school brats masquerading as danger- back in '93 by the mysterious Randy ous downtown '70s proto-punk Fiztsimmons, who recruited five local hipsters. Fagersta teenagers via letter to form his own twisted boy band. Supposed- ly, he steered the boys who become the Hives through their early years, crafting their distinctive blend of grit- ty '60s garage with '70s punk attitude and always identical '80s new wave fashion sense and helping them build a budding reputation through conti- nental Europe. To this day, Fiztsimmons acts as a shadowy satellite Brian Wilson-esque stay-at-home song writer/leader for his crew. Perhaps it was Randy who also handed out the strange stage names too. We've heartthrob front- man Howlin' Pelle Almquvist, his real -I m Limited Delivery Area FREE DELIVERY With any order over $7.00 $1.00 Delivery Charge For orders less than $7.00 O CATERING* EAT-IN " TAKE-OUT Tax not included 605 East William 734-669-6973 Ann Arbor, MI 48164 734-669-NYPD We accept Fax: 669-8704 VISA r Sorry, no personal checks - COUPON - 2 214" Pizzas $16.49 additional toppings extra subject to change - COUPON - $2 off any $15 order or more subject to change Not to be combined with any other offer I life brother, guitarist Nicholaus Arson, guitarist Chris Dangerous, Vigilante Carlstroem on drums and my personal favorite, tiny bassist/Mario Brother look-alike, Dr. Matt Destruction (Brit music bible NME has conversely reported that Fitzsimmons was real and then just a character made up by Nicholaus, the band's real genius. We have no clue). The Hives' 2000 .sophomore LP, Veni Vidi Vicious was originally released stateside by Epitaph, but has just now been re-released for wide distribution by Reprise, maybe to take advantage of favorable media com- parisons to the Strokes and the White Stripes. Well sure, all three bands share a distinct retro-feel and a defi- nite back-to-the-garage ethic, but there's plenty of respect to go around and no one group should be overshad- owing the others. So listen for their neo-garage anthems "Hate to Say I Told You So" and "Main Offender" on more pro- gressive radio stations or their ultra- cool "Handpicked" videos on MTV2, or if you listen really, really closely inexplicably but appropriately at Red Wing playoff games. The NHL does, have its share of Swedes these days I guess and maybe since Swedes been good for the Wings, they'll be good for Rock too. But of course, what's suppose to really sets the Hives are apart is their live show. Their short, fiercely explo- sive live sets have had the chronically over-enthusiastic British music press going wild for months. Pelle struts and kicks his way across the stage with all the hip-shaking bravo of a young Iggy or Mick while the band blasts and thrashes its way through instant classics like "Die, All Right" and "The Hives are Law, You are Crime". The Hives like to make big claims. The title for a recent compilation was Your New Favorite Band and their t-shirts read 'Nulls Salus Sine The Hive' (Latin for 'No Salvation Without the Hives'). Where does the hype end and the legend begin? The only way to know is to come out to the Magic Stick Thursday to find out. Cramming as never easier! We make forgetting to BUY AND MAIL REAL PAPER GREETING CARDS a thing of the past.